#tobideweek

[yowyowyaoi]

Hidan: So, blondie ... are ya gonna confess, or do I gotta beat it out of ya? Deidara: What the hell are you talking about?! Hidan: Don't play dumb with me. I'm offended; I thought we were best friends! Deidara: We are? What is this -- Hidan: Best friends don't hide it when they have a new relationship! Deidara, blushing: W-what makes you think something like that? Hidan: You smile all the damn time, you laugh so fuckin' much. You take more time on that hair of yours and your outfits. And twice I've been to visit ya at night but you weren't there, and then you don't come back until morning. The only question is ... who are ya with here? Deidara: H-hidan ... those things are all just coincidences. Now I've got to go -- *rushes off* Hidan: I'm gonna find out one way or another. Let me see ... could he have actually pulled Konan?! That'd be impressive but I doubt he could get her. Hidan: I KNOW it's not the old bastard ... unless he's double-dipping, in which case I'll have to cut off his dick. Hidan: Could it be Itachi? Possibly; all that "I hate Uchihas and their stupid sharingans!" shit could have just been a front. Or maybe -- Hidan: *looks down the hallway and sees Deidara and Tobi standing in Tobi's door way. Tobi has his hands on Deidara's waist, and Deidara is blushing and moving Tobi's mask off to kiss him* Hidan: Hidan: I ... think I figured out the secret.