#tommorse

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Tässä horses tässä moodboard!

[khihi]

Oh my god that tag took me out!

lmaooo

I dont think I ever really paid attention to the background of this video but guys... I can't believe Tommy followed Jere on holiday!!??

[katinkulta]

I see your hare vs horse tommy discourse and while I agree with all sides, have you considered cricket tommy. If you saw my tags on that one icip clip. If you didn't see them don't go looking for them

Näin ne ja pudistin vain päätäni

Heinäsirkka Tommy is not it, sorry 🦗

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Photo editing is my passion

This wasn't what I imagined when I pitched the Rapunzel au, but okay

Muuuuum can we get Rapunzel au?

No, we have Rapunzel au at home.

Rapunzel au at home: *insert image in this ask*

(also, you mirrored the knight pic and made jere's face the right way around again, because I had to mirror the image when I was making the edit lmao)

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SINCE YOU WANT IT SO BAD TÄSSÄ BLOOD TÄSSÄ VIOLENCE

HERES UR TOMMORSE

P E R F E C T

Tämä ei ollut blood eikä violence, olen pettynyt

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TOMORSE B4 REMORSCHE

I mean yeah, it was literally there before our eyes all along

long hair | horses have manes (often long)

braided hair | braided mane

uuum, loves horses | horses love other horses

tall | horses are big creatures

kinda long face | horses have long faces

has slightly droopy eyes | horses have slightly droopy eyelids

Context:

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A story in three parts

Pidä turpasi kiinni senkin biisoni

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Okay but that was so sick 😭😭😭 the outfit, everything was perfect 😭😭😭

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Tall 🧍‍♂️

Long Estonian legs and long Estonian hair 😌

A long boi in brightly coloured clothes 😌👍

And horses in the background, he's with his fellow horses ^^

[khihi]

It is indeed getting academic, AND the fact that you tagged your reblog of the post with tommorse, is further evidence to prove my point 😌 Thank you for your support 💕🐎

lmao i've gotta keep track of the tommorse discourse, i feel like i've got skin in the game now

Team Tommorse!

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Also I need you to imagine me commenting this, scrolling down for 3 minutes then going "wait SHIT that's me" 😔 you have truly converted me to your tommorse cause

That's soooo hilarious and the fact that you used the "post you make will get hijacked" edit makes it even better!

The tommorse agenda's crops are thriving 😌 I knew people would realise that I was right all along, they just needed some time to process it 💕

I really am a cult leader (or maybe I'm just obnoxiously toxic, whatever)! First I converted you to tommy cashism, then I made you a curdposter and now you're a tommorse truther.

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Here’s the cursedest post in the tommorse lore that I wrote about in the tag earlier. I think about it on a weekly basis. And I remember I was this 🤏 close to reblogging it early in the morning without reading it just because I love that picture of tommy so much. Trevlig läsning 💜

https://www.tumblr.com/lintubintu/731151064019206144/only-time-will-tell-who-your-therapist-is

Yes, this IS the most cursed tommorse post (I already cracked up when I read what I've written lmao). Another favourite tommorse post is: x

[khihi]

Btw that wasn't a morph of a horse and a hare, it was a bunny 🐇🐎 HARES ARE MY PROBLEM

(bunnies are also a problem <- just to keep my official standpoint)

but why would you have a problem with tombunny with evidence like this? 🥺

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Okay, I'm ready to do this:

What Tommy Cash songs would you recommend for a Kääryle? I've watched the music videos for Racked and X-ray. I feel like I haven't given his music a fair chance.

Uuuum, I'll divide my recommendations into a few stages hehe. "Ranked" based on totally arbitrary criteria (sound, lyrics etc.)

Stage 0 (yeah)

Mute

Stage 1 (easy peasy feats)

xXXi_wud_nvrstøp_ÜXXx (Remix) by 100 gecs feat. Tommy & Hannah Diamond

It's a eurodance song hehe so it's fast paced

Delicious by Charli XCX feat. Tommy

It's great, it's a wild ride imo!

Turn It Up by Little Big & Oliver Tree feat. Tommy

It's basically like a Little Big song, and a fun listen

Stage 2 (now it's starting, I guess)

Give Me Your Money by Little Big feat. Tommy

This could've been on stage 1 but I felt there were enough songs there already lol. This is a banger

Sdubid

It's a short fun song hehe (fun in the sense that Tommy calls you stupid and dumb, and for other reasons too of course)

Winaloto

I think it fits here, don't know why. It's trap music and it will get you trapped

Baba Yaga

This song feels like it's going on forever imo, you lose the track of time while listening to it (it's not even 3 min long btw)

Boy Butterfly

This is a song for all the outsiders <333

Stage 3 (the tommy sound is coming through more)

Pussy Money Weed

Track wise this is so fucking slow, and the rap is also dragging. If this is the first Tommy song you listen to, you wouldn't necessarily continue listening (but for some reason this was one of the first songs I listened to and here I am...). It's a good song though (bread lyrics)

Little Molly

The piano sound is trippyyyy, but it's freeing to scream "LITTLE MOLLY"

Benz-Dealer (together with Quebonafide)

The track tries to attack you but it's totally a banger!!!

Stage 4 (I don't know... it's not shocking or anything like that...)

ProRapSuperstar

Uuuuum... This song is a masterpiece but not for beginners (idk why). It samples Enya's Only Time btw

HORSE B4 PORSCHE

Tommorse is thriving! Again, don't ask why it's on stage 4 (maybe because there's a 4 in the name, who knows?) (lyrics hiiiilarious lmao)

Stage 5 (I would say this is the tommy sound (not heartbass though lol))

Euroz Dollaz Yeniz

This track is fire! The drums AAAAAH

Heartbass by Salvatore Ganacci feat. Tommy

It's amazing but the first listen was hard for me

Surf

This is slow and yeah... I wouldn't want Tommy whispering like this in my ears if I didn't know what his other music is like...

GUEZ WHOZ BAK

Half human half machine not a real fucking human being

Stage ? (terrifying)

Leave Me Alone

Feels like time has slowed down... Paranoia skyrockets

DOSTOYEVSKY

The track is attacking you physically for almost the whole duration of the song... And the lyrics... Let's just say I laughed (pro comedian superstar yes yes)

Siri

The track makes me feel so fucking uneasy and anxious

Uncategorised (I wanted to mention these but couldn't figure out where to put them. They are special to me)

Zuccenberg; Baby Shock; Alien Tears

Goofy note that I've been thinking about for so long: "Tommy stop saying ня" challenge failed

THAT'S IT! I DID MY JOB!

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Lmao I want to make a post with masterlist of all the tommorse discourse because it's hilarious looking back at it