#tori.fi

[varahai]

koira on nähny liikaa

ja näkee edelleen

[mustikkajuna]

anteeks mut kuka vITTU-

[kullanluikaus]

Omat parhaat tori.fi keskustelut. Ei tullut kauppoja 🙄

[ooc-sohvikset]

[sitruunaleipa]

Finnish people have gone absolutely crazy with Eurovision this year. Some towns have changed their coat of arms to look like Käärijä for this week. Statues are being dressed up in the iconic green bolero. Grocery stores are selling Käärijä buckets that have pinã colada ingredients in them. And now people have started selling completely random green things on this online marketplace called Tori.fi and labeling them as "Käärijä themed" and it is the funniest thing ever

Sometimes I love Finnish people

[niini5]

"At this point, DJ was supposed to put a song on, but he didn't. We kinda have this rule that when I'm like this, he'll put it on, but he didn't. Allu what the fuck?? This guy'll get fired too...

Tori.fi, you'll make good bargains there. You'll find heroes* like this there. So be careful what you buy.

There you go, with both hands. Goddamn, Santtu's** with you and everything. How many drinks have you had? They don't even realize I am talking to them, they're like... *imitating the person* 'It's Cheek!' No I'm Käärijä.

Let's go to the next song."

*sankari (which literally means hero) in spoken Finnish pretty much means a tragicomic person (you can ask more in the comments if you want)

**Santtu is a nickname for a brand of Finnish beer

Laukaa, Peurunka-areena, 25.11.2023

Video and translation by me

[hel-looks]

Sasha, 21

“I am wearing a jacket given to me by my dear friend, my grandma's old Kånken bag that has some patches with texts ’be gay do crime’ and ’FCK PTN.’ I also have leg warmers and a belt bag left to me by a former partner, and everything else is thrifted or from Tori.fi. I really like my black patchwork skirt I'm wearing, it's one of the favorite items of clothing I own. I'm inspired by the women who've raised me, alternative music stars, nature and love.”

18 November 2023, Otaniemi

[illbringyousolace]

Klo23 & Kä talking about how he found Allu on tori.fi

Peurunka 25/11/2023

[izpira-se-zlato]

Käärijä | Allas Live, 30.06.2023

"… it'll come. is it on the set list? howdy how. a fucking western. fuck that's sad, you come on a gig and i don't sing anything that you ask for. alaks olee… kovis… shit songs, both of them. should we do yhtä vailla, do we have it? one moment, here we're going on spotify to check it. what'll we think of here now, the sun came out too, goodness. always good to talk about the weather, mmm, sun, so nice. great. hey, how many here actually watched UMK? did anyone watch? how many watched eurovision? "yeah!" was it a good show, eurovision? "yeah i have a hobby, i watch eurovision." think about it, it's some people's hobby. some eurovision, gotta watch it. [unclear] where are you from? what's that family tree? don't fucking play that for real, fuck, tori.fi (online marketplace) , that's where i got these guys. we haven't practiced this song, but well, let's do it now anyway. the short one? fuck, let's do the full version."

(translation by ghost from the Käärijä discord)

[kinuskikakku]

*haen hakusanaa Grindr appstoresta päivityksiä tarkistaen*

Ensimmäinen hakutulos listalla: Tori.fi äppi

Minä: M-mitä ne siellä kauppaa?!

[varahai]

nam

[liskokasa]

Tori.fi on kirous ja siunaus....

[industrialgender]

lusting over casette players on tori.fi......

[zhalar]

silmitön raivo nousee korviini kun tori.fi on uudistunut ja ilmoitukset on nimetty. NOTIFIKAATIOIKSI

[akatiuspielinki]

Souma came home !!!

By pure luck I found a Finnish person selling Enstars merch on Tori.fi and bought a Souma magnet from them.

[lizard-dumbass]

I found a Honey Swamp doll for sale on tori.fi for 80€ and I'm feeling the temptation to buy it