He would be the best type of customer and I hate it-
He can hold a conversation without talking at you, He's not going to be high-maintenance or complain. Plus he's ordering a lager off tap which is the easiest thing to pour and carry.
Would definitely just be an easy person to deal with (Unless he takes an interest in me then I'm fucked.)
Young Ren 8/10
The same vein as Strade but with added awkwardness, he's pretty easy to talk to but there are a few awkward silences.
He probably wants a spirit with a mixer but just says something generic like "Rum and coke" Which leads to me having to ask him what rum and it stresses both of us out.
"Just whatever."
I don't drink rum, Please don't make me make that call.
If he wears some kind of anime or game merch it would help get a conversation going though...
Lawrence 5/10
This man is on the same awkward levels as me and he needs to not-
Wants to be left alone which is great but he then proceeds to stare at me over the bar which makes me think he wants something but when he doesn't ask it causes me to pull my usual (Hiding under the bar and clinking bottles together so it sounds like I'm doing something).
That or I'm hiding in the cellar for a bit.
I will give him points because I can't see him being a hardcore Karen.
Celia 2/10
I'm sorry girlie but you would 100% complain and critique my service to my face.
Snaps her fingers to get my atention when im walking past.
Would also get angry that I don't know my wines or whisky off by heart and then can't recommend anything ;-;
She is also definitely making passive-aggressive comments about me in general if she doesn't feel the service was good enough.
She would make me cry during a shift. Girl please I'm trying.
Derek 1/10
Is the type of person to tell you why he's not tipping.
Shouts at wait staff and whistles at them as well.
Keeps returning the first drink claiming it's wrong or not what he ordered
He did in fact order that first drink he's just being difficult.
Would act like you were a friend if he was trying to show off to someone which I would awkwardly have to go along with it because "Customer is always right"
Would also make me cry during a shift.
Mason 10/10
MY LOVE-
He just wants to be left alone and honestly, I respect that.
No small talk no awkward staring. He probably doesn't even use words.
If I come over to see if he wants a refill he'll either nod or wave me off and I appreciate that and the lack of actual conversation.
King behaviour.
Old man Ren 3/10
Celia take two I'm sorry. Only thing is he doesn't openly complain he just has a look that's enough to make me wish the ground would open up and swallow me.
Would also make me cry during a shift. But he's also the type to look unimpressed and annoyed at the service but tip anyway and give me whiplash.
Doesn't snap his fingers at me, he has some vague respect for service staff but would still terrify me regardless