#tragic i cant just spit in their face coz if i was off the clock out of uniform on the street i would break his fucking hip

[bugmin]

customer came up to me today asking for a takeout container and because i happened to be in a great mood i was quite jovial abt the whole exchange and this crusty fossilized senile motherfucker deadass goes "you know what my father would have said about you? i want to take you home with me"