#transmonster files

[javvbones]

I dreamt this one lady who kept her garage open a lot had some pictures of lil me and I wanted to tell her to see if she knew that but I never did

[javvbones]

Worst part of periods: whenever ur in so much pain u can't move

[javvbones]

sometimes u gotta listen to the cryptmas cd to cope with dysphoria by pretending it’s boyfriend the cryptkeeper singing u thru this grim experience

[javvbones]

my college wifi is immediately better than my home wifi bcuz I can upload videos on it and not crash the system

[javvbones]

Everytime I listen to radical face's "welcome home", I'm suddenly 14-15 again and full of midwestern/southeastern US angst, walking around the woods near my house

[javvbones]

Tbh idk if dril is a n/o/n/zi, since his response in that one screencap did kinda look like it was a joke, but it does still worry me

[javvbones]

Got admitted into msum, lads

[javvbones]

I'm back from my act test and math is now banned

[javvbones]

My sister's boyfriend eating a peanut butter dipped broccoli is the most cursed thing I've seen all year

[javvbones]

Everybody's talking abt smart sexy ppl, where's the positivity 4 dumb and unfuckable ppl like me?

[javvbones]

Ah yes, the most stressful part of college enrollment, getting the fucking scholarship money

[javvbones]

I had a dream about a video that said that a movie about ppl turning into giant black bugs was about (on a metaphorical lvl) Bart Simpson being gay. Like it was like a night mind video or something.

[javvbones]

Me: ok so I'm an agender lesbian Gender/sexuality: *hits me with me with that genderfluid/pansexual realization* Me: turns out I don't know fucking shit my dude

[javvbones]

Thinking abt doing a 3 hr art/story self promo power marathon 5 days of every week. No reblogs will be allowed on this blog for that period unless I made the post in question. The goal of this is to make my original shit so inescapable that ppl have to pay attention.

[javvbones]

Tbh I prefer me and josef's version of the manhunt verse over the canon one cause it just feels like a horror comedy adult swim show and isn't so Uber serious

[javvbones]

Ayyy pride month fuck yeah, I need to get me some pride gear sometime this month even if I don't wear it in public