I tried to get past uni legally and it failed. I tried cheating and I also failed. You know what? Mint, baby, it's a sign. You're not meant to have quality education.
The moment Mint headed back home, a meteorite decided to crash rudely at the side of the road. I... I don't know how to take that.
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SIMS 4 SHENANIGANS
I was playtesting in game and went to prom with a teen. He wanted to slow dance with a girl, and this is what they ended up doing 🤣🤣🤣
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Robbie.
red eyes
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[Transcript under the cut]
Billie: mornin'!
Pierce: Look who's awake
Max: cut it off.
Max: what are your plans for today?
Pierce: Gonna hang around campus until one of you comes out of your classes, probably. Can I use your Nintendo?
Max: fuck off?
Billie: that’s a yes
Pierce: awesome. thanks man
Max: hate it here
Billie: wait! Pierce you can come watch us rehearsal! We are still working on the summerdreams. Aw… wish you could be Oberon. Max could be our Puck, do you think we can get Evie to play Bottom?
Pierce: …baby what are we talking about?
Max: how old is this milk.
Girlie: hey, that looks pretty good. I hate sculpting, I’m just here to judge everyone.
Max: …thank you.
Professor: alright does anyone need validation? A small gesture that proves your art has some sort of value to me? Let’s see
Professor: hm…
Max: what
Professor: oh, nothing. Are you sure you got your reference right? This seems a little crooked.
Max: yes. I did.
Professor: you might need to consider redoing this one boy
Professor: fantastic! Keep the good work, Rochelle.
Max: sorry are you like, his niece or something?
Rochelle: what do you mean?
Max: well there’s no way he always thinks you have a great thing going on, that’s barely something right there
Rochelle: hey, don’t think I haven’t noticed your dumb peeping eyes all this time. Next time I catch you eyeing my work, you’re getting punched.
Max: just like that?
Rochelle: you want a deep reason for me to put a fist on your face?
Max: well yeah even my sister has had deeper reasons to hit me
Rochelle: you’re just pissing me off.
Max: that’s more like it.
Professor: okay everyone! Coffee break. For me. Oh and yeah you can have a minute too
Max: thank God
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! ! W A R N I N G ! !
The Elite Four Approaches
Thank you so much to @alelelesimz for the amazing idea!! 💜
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Twin Flames 🔥
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We need money and people's willing to pay us for insulting people. Right up Mint's alley, honestly.
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Behind closed doors 🧲
Many men have paid a fortune to sleep with Serah Clifton, and many men will continue to spend a ridiculous amount on her, but there is one man who, although might never have his love requited, can crawl into Serah's bed at night without paying a dime for it. That's how special Edward Wilburn is. That's why he stays loyal, dry-swallowing his jealousy every time he sees Serah out with another man, knowing he can only be her "dirty little secret", never to see the light of day.
But a man can dream, especially when the source of his dream continues feeding him that fantasy, with sneaky kisses and unforgettable love-making, keeping him yearning for more whenever he finishes.
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betrayed by the one cat I can rely on to not jump on the counter in real life — but delighted that cats actually react to the new mixer
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