#turtle files: shitpost

[threestripeslider]

nobody parentifies Raph harder than the ROTTMNT fandom

[dongiovannaswife]

(Continued from the last part)

From @sunshine-shitposts

Catherine smiles, impressed with the Don, while Sunnie breathes an audible sigh of relief: she was aware of how much her boss loved to tease her for falling for the vampire, but having to answer questions about her partner in front of the extremely powerful son of this world's equivalent was a bit too much for her to deal with gracefully. She figured that, eventually, Giorno would be able to ask Dio those questions himself.

"Sunnie? The info," Catherine raises a hand to her subordinate, and Sunnie quickly shoves her hand back into the piece of paper she grabbed Dio's documents out of, pulling out a rolled up group of files and placing it in front of the Don and Donna. "Philip Boyd and Julia Langley are the most dangerous of the bunch; they're driven by dogma. A belief in their version of their religion has made them arrogant and cruel. Boyd thinks that Stand users are of the devil, Langley wants our power. They somehow work together, strangely."

"They're shitty," Sunnie grimaces, the disgust on her face very obvious, "Mega rancid vibes off those two. Yeesh."

"We do have a sort of… ace in the hole," Catherine mentions, "His name is Norman, and he's also not human, but not like in the same way as Dio."

"He's a slime mold," Sunnie says, grinning. "Physarum polycephalum. Cat found him when she had just started working with the Foundation, and he has a Stand. He has precognitive abilities. What he can… see? Is it 'see'?" She stares at her boss, who just shrugs. "Eh. 'Sees' is good enough. What he can see is somewhat limited, and sometimes it's sorta cryptic, but he's been useful to Cat so far. If his Stand cooperates, we might be able to use his help to carry all this out."

"It's an option, of course, but not surefire. Norman's Stand cooperates when it decides it should, and he seems to be a mere mouthpiece for its power. The Foundation doesn't exactly know Norman's a Stand user either," the COO adds, eyebrow raising slyly. "He's also one of the possible ways we can extract information, but that would require us taking a more than likely unwilling volunteer." She waves her hand dismissively. "Not that I mind how willing they are. If they're so insistent on staying greedy, we'll get any info from them one way or another."

Sunnie narrows her eyes, silently agreeing with her boss. "If you have anyone who does strategy, I'm happy to work with them," she says, "I was a political science major. I know how to hit them where it hurts. With your backing, we can make change."

((hewwo @sunshine-shitposts --sorry it took me so long ;W;))

Giorno smirks. His next words hold no malice towards Sunnie, aware of her interest upon the matter —what he says is just a mere reflection of the rage reserved to the Board. “Trust me, Sunnie, they won’t never know what hit ‘em. Politics, or not.”

The door opens back again, this time, under a comfortable silence. A slim man with blond hair, a suit with holes all over it and purple eyes comes in, holding a laptop under his arm and a coffee mug in the other. He stands by Lena’s side, greeting the Donna with a nod. Trailing behind him comes a tall woman who fiddles with the hem of her skirt for a second when she comes to a stop besides Fugo, next comes a slightly taller man with multiple guns strapped to him and his hair a mess, almost as he had been taking a nap before getting called over. He’s holding a… Turtle in his hand. The door closes and Westwood joins them, standing instead by the Don’s side.

“Ladies,” the Don starts, raising his glass just for emphasis. “From left to right; Pannacota Fugo, Intelligence, strategy and systems.” Fugo nods, muttering a greeting. “Vivianne Alma; leader of la unità speciale.” The woman smiles. “Vittorio Ventura, leader of la squadra di esequzione—" Vittorio winks at them, a mere reflection of his playful personality, "—in his hand, Jean Pierre Polnareff, consigliere and close friend of us. Also our son’s godfather. Fugo’s abilities go beyond his stand's, he’s implemented strategies after our ideas. Vivienne can transport people and objects from points across a country or continent, but not between continents. Vittorio can manipulate other’s minds to get any information he so desires; his husband, who’s out on a mission right now, can communicate with any living being. As of now, given the rest of our most trusted people being busy, we can start planning with them. However, I suggest you leave it upon us, entirely. The only help we may need is any info you can sneak out safely.

The reason behind this is to ensure you are not held responsible for anything when it’s over: as I said earlier, we did this a while back with the same strategy: we succeed.”

“In short,” the Donna speaks up, smiling gently. “We are asking for your trust. Take it as a thank you for giving us the heads up. We are introducing you to them since we too wish for transparency between our organizations from now on."

[zivazivc]

Tagged by @arishynya. You fart I need to study!

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 followers.

Gender: Female

Star Sign: ♋ crab-tastic

Height: 163 cm of pure potato

Sexual Orientation: straight

Hogwarts House: uhh...

Favorite Color: I love every color in existance but if I had to choose then it’s green. Like spring leaf kind of green.

Favorite Animal: Again, I love all animals. My favorite are bunnies, cats, dogs, turtles, bearded dragons,... mostly animals I had as pets.

Average Hours of Sleep:  currently 10-13 hours and then I ask myself why I always run out of time to study!

Cat or Dog Person: BOTH! very much yes!

Favorite Fictional Characters: them turts!, Karai, Toph, Sokka, fucken Sonic and Knuckles from Sonic Boom, Jack Spicer(my spirit animal), Grunkle Stan and Mabel, Tom and Pony Head, ... many many more. Mosty characters that are beautiful idiots.

Favorite Singer/Band: Don’t have one since I listen to most things. There are some bands where I really like most of their songs but I don’t consider them my fave. Currently obsesing over Siddharta for some reason. I think I can blame Ari for that! Yes, I’ll blame her.

Dream Trip: I love natural wonders of the world! I think number one is seeing aurora borealis!

Dream Job: Illustrator/comic artist/animator :D

When was this Blog made: March 2011 (and I used to have a blog a year or two before that too. wow it’s been long!)

Number of Followers: 2530! Most come for the art and soon leave because of my constant shitposting. That’s why I made a seperate art blog now. I don’t understand why people still follow me, even I can’t believe my reblogs sometimes!

What made you decide to create this blog: I don’t remember but my archive instantly goes to shitposting so whatever it was it didn’t get far!

I tag @thealex-files, @cmersol, @thelastpinkbunny, @itssatinfan, @sleepywiiitch, @guide-to-the-galaxy, @chimyen(tho you never do shit olga!), @aprildrinkstea and @koalagriton and whoever wants to do it too.

[cryptnus-blog]

The weird, wild and expensive world of blockchain art

New Post has been published on https://cryptnus.com/2018/08/the-weird-wild-and-expensive-world-of-blockchain-art/

The weird, wild and expensive world of blockchain art

You’d be forgiven for thinking that this crypto madness ended when the bitcoin price plummeted more than 70 percent this year, but it’s not that simple. The Hyperion card and the Elon Musk “Crypto Celebrity” are both examples of a type of product we’ll call digital assets. A digital asset is an object that exists only in lines of code in a decentralized ledger. Like a bitcoin, a digital asset is unique and can only be owned by one digital wallet at a time. If you have the private key to that wallet — a long, cryptographically complex string of numbers and letters — then you, and you alone, own that asset stored in that wallet.

A bitcoin is just a bitcoin, but digital assets are generated and run on “smart contracts” on platform-based blockchains, such as Ethereum, Neo or Zilliqa. Popular assets run the gamut from cards to memes to artwork, but far more complex things are possible with smart contracts, such as music and movie files hosted on blockchain and even full-on operating systems — the latter being mostly theoretical right now or in early test stages.

Most popular digital assets can be traced back to CryptoKitties, which popularized the idea of collectibles on the blockchain. CryptoKitties is billed as a game, but it’s barely so — the main activity is hoarding and trading CryptoKitties. It’s more accurate to think of it as Beanie Babies on blockchain. This horde/trade format has been replicated in a rush of similar games that currently flood the digital asset space: crypto gladiators, hash puppies, crypto punks, et cetera — all of them following the CryptoKitties mold.

By any objective measure, this format has become exhausted to the point of stupidity. A quick jaunt through OpenSea, one of the biggest marketplaces for digital assets, turns up the nadir of this absurdity: Crypto Celebrities. These are simply trading cards of famous people like Donald Trump, John Oliver, Ray Romano, Sandra Bernhard, et cetera. Many of the photos are ugly, poorly sourced, blurry or borderline insulting to the subject. There is zero artistic embellishment added onto this: A Crypto Celeb is just an ugly pic, and all you can do with it is horde and trade it. All there is to Crypto Celebrities is the pathetic honor of being the only person to own the Carrot Top card. (You can, it should be noted, breed celebrities into ugly mutants on CelebrityBreeder, but that’s a different game.)

But it’s not all horde and trade. There are far more robust games out there, including rudimentary RPGs like CryptoSaga and MMOs like Crypto Space Commanders (note to game developers: you can drop the “crypto” prefix at this point). Decentraland sells “virtual real estate” in a Second Life-like platform that has yet to launch.

But the most promising assets, from both an investment and a cultural viewpoint, are without a doubt art objects. These range widely in quality too, of course. Digital Art Chain is a DeviantArt-alike that allows amateur creators to sell their digital works, which is, actually, a pretty exciting breakthrough for artists who see their works copied endlessly across Google Images and Pinterest with no value returned to them. CryptoArte is mostly ugly, bitmap-looking computer-generated artworks. HiPrecious is a clever and interesting series of animated trading cards. It bills itself as “high-end crypto collectibles, luxuriously made in Paris.” Cards include Bruce Lee, Tesla, something called Zombie Cat, the World Trade Center and the Hawksbill Sea Turtle. They look nice and are fairly cheap, for now: The most expensive one is Ponzi, which sells for an unironic 8 ETH, or about $2,300.

A Rare Pepe auction at the peak of the 2017 mania saw a card sell for more than $39,000.

Some of the headline-grabbing artworks on blockchain stem from the robust and incendiary meme space. Pepe the Frog, which was once the strict domain of racist trolls and Trump shitposters, has been picked apart and reassembled into a mélange of self-referential works that satirize and comment on internet culture in general. The Rare Pepe Wallet is a lively and curated marketplace where working artists produce memes for a relatively decent payday. (It must be noted that the Rare Pepe Wallet people have taken pains to disavow the use of the Pepe meme by the alt-right, pointing out that Pepe memes existed long before alt-right trolls corrupted them.)

[the-graves-family]

JASPER

OLYMPIANS AESTHETIC MEME

 APHRODITE: laughter-loving. sweet smiles. dressed in silk and satin. flower in their hair. sees the world as a runway. unapologetically sexual. the sea washing their ankles. in love with love.   stirrer of passion. cunning concealed by painted lips. secret daggers. doves. revolution in their kiss. delighting in the waves. flirtatious winks. strolling along the beach. staring wistfully from a balcony. this is how to be a heartbreaker. wants to be adored. gets turned on by danger.

 APOLLO: glitz and glamour. art galleries. turning the volume up. being made of gold. neatly-organized music sheets. notebooks filled with poetry. bathing in the sunlight. the powerful urge to create. collecting vinyl records. beautiful cover of wonder wall. playing multiple instruments. tasting like sunshine. healing touch. speaking in prophecies. smile mingled with wrath. shunning lies. sporting shades. hanging out at music festivals with their friends.     sleeps naked. arrow to the heart. paint brushes. probably has a tinder account.

 ARES: armed for battle. wants to raise a dog with their significant other. soft spot for children.     gives piggyback rides. scarred body. blood on their hands and face. willing to fight the world for the ones they love. fights against injustice. warm hugs. well-worn combat boots. boxing gloves. bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles. fist raised in protest. ignites revolutions.   fear is a prison. more sensitive than what their tough shell would have you think. exhausted. damaged goods. force to be reckoned with. red roses. curses under their breath.

 ARTEMIS: keen sense of a hunter. freckles like constellations on their skin. piercing eyes. disheveled braid. moonlight peeking through the shadows. the calm of the forest at night. lying on the grass and staring at the stars. mother doe and her fawn. protecting their kin. the moon shimmering on a still lake. quiver full of arrows resting against the bark of a tree. running with wolves. bonding while circled around a campfire. not being much of a people person. arrow hitting a target. popping egos. patience on 3%. touches heaven and returns howling.

 ATHENA: discerning gaze. unreadable face. quiet museums. owl perched on their finger. armor that intimidates. eye for architecture. plays the sims for the sole purpose of building   houses. studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid. huge fan of logic. loves brain teasers, ancient buildings. sweaters in neutrals and cool colors. hair done up.   can kill you with their brain. heads to the library often to research. sharpened pencils. abs that can cut steel. stoic statues. pottery classes.

 DEMETER: soil-covered hands. smile that can bloom flowers. skin loved by the sun. being the mom-friend. can lift you and your friends. flowers kept in the pockets of overalls. takes pride in their beautiful garden. speaks to their plants. leaves rustling in the wind. stalks of wheat. picking fruit. greenhouses. heart as strong as a mountain. values simplicity. daisies dotted across a collarbone. curls crowned with flowers. folded pile of sweaters in warm hues. pulling out fresh-baked bread out of the oven and the smell wafting through the air.

 DIONYSUS: drunk shitposter. on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second. seductive smirks. untamed curls. rich fabrics on dark skin. sleek-furred panthers. theater masks. stage productions. receiving a standing ovation. rose caught between their teeth. being the baby of the bunch. wild parties that last from sundown to sunup. creeping vines. inspiring loyalty. grand opera houses. masquerade balls. rolls of film. shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine-spilled floor. pouring champagne into flutes. lives for the applause.

 HEPHAESTUS: the calloused hands of someone who knows labor. sweaty brow. flame burning in their eyes. inventive mind. broad shoulders. steampunk goggles. nuts and bolts stored away in little boxes. ashes. striking a match. blueprints for future projects. fixing up a busted-up car and giving it cool upgrades. wrestles with bitterness. work boots have seen better years. wrinkled plaid shirts. iron melted in blazing fire. huge jackets. crafting masterpieces. greased-stained overalls. fascination with robotics. pain is fuel. stack of weaponry. even their muscles have muscles.

 HERA: resting bitch face. dressed to the nines. cows grazing on a pasture. cool rain. loving and hating fiercely. hand clutching a string of pearls. large chandelier with glittering crystals. plays the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims. romance to realism. pictures of the sky while flying on a plane. files that under fuck it. downs glasses of wine as they relax with a scented bubble bath and netflix. like their selfie or you’re grounded. knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man. dark eyes that penetrate your soul. marble and gold.

 HERMES: devil-may-care smile. always up-to-date on the latest technology. will steal your french fries. does it for the vine. shitposter. puts googly eyes on everything. meme hoarder. long drives on the highway. ma and pop diners. spontaneous road trips. folded maps. fingers dancing across the keyboard of a laptop. shooting hoops on the basketball court. chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations. goes jogging in the morning. mixes red bull with coffee. menace on april fool’s. hoodies and sneakers.

 POSEIDON: storm with skin. colorful coral reefs. waves crashing against the shore. stroking the soft fur of a cat. their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop. tousled locks. clothes smeared with paint. owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns to own more. leather jackets. fondness for diy projects. handwriting that flows across the page. nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin. velvety singing voice that haunts your dreams. mood as ever-changing as the sea. the roar of a motorcycle. compass with a spinning arrow.

 ZEUS: thunder in their heart. running on coffee. flash of lightning. natural charisma. eloquence. badass in a nice suit. aficionado of history. force of nature. lenny face. nightmare-filled nights. proud arm around their lover’s waist. high-rise buildings. planes soaring through a cloudless sky. technician on the piano. maintains order. strong handshake. juggling multiple events on their busy schedule with ease. expensive watch.

 Muse/OC Aesthetic  

Rules: bold any which apply to your OC/Muse; remember to repost; feel free to add to the list.

 [COLORS]

 red. brown. orange. yellow. green. blue. purple. pink. black. white. teal. silver. gold. grey. lilac. metallic. matte. royal blue. strawberry red. charcoal grey. forest green. apple red. navy blue. crimson. cream. mint green. cobalt blue. lime green. beige.

 [ELEMENTS]

 fire. ice. water. air. earth. rain. snow. wind. moon. stars. sun. heat. cold. steam. frost. lightning. sunlight. moonlight. dawn. dusk. twilight. midnight. sunrise. sunset. dewdrops. magic.

 [BODY]

 claws. long fingers. fangs. teeth. wings. tails. lips. bare feet. freckles. bruises. canine. scars. scratches. wounds. burns. spikes. feathers. webs. eyes. hands. sweat. tears. feline. chubby. curvy. short. tall. normal height. muscular. lean. piercing. tattoos. lithe. moles. dimples.

 [WEAPONS]

 fists. sword. dagger. spear. arrow. hammer. shield. poison. guns. axes. throwing axes. whips. knives. throwing knives. pepper sprays. tasers. machine guns. slingshots. katanas. maces. staffs. wands. powers. magical items. magic. rocks. mud balls. pyre. teeth. rifles. words.

 [MATERIALS]

 gold. silver. platinum. titanium. diamonds. pearls. rubies. sapphires. emeralds. amber. amethyst. metal. iron. rust. steel. glass. wood. porcelain. paper. wool. fur. lace. leather. silk. velvet. denim. linen. cotton. charcoal. clay. stone. asphalt. brick. marble. dust. glitter. blood. dirt. mud. smoke. ash. shadow. carbonate. rubber. synthetics. jade.

 [NATURE]

 grass. leaves. trees. bark. roses. daisies. tulips. lavender. petals. thorns. seeds. hay. sand. rocks. crystals. roots. flowers. ocean. river. meadow. forest. desert. tundra. savanna. rainforest. caves. underwater. coral reef. beach. waves. space. clouds. mountains. poppies. galaxies. stardust. sky.

 [ANIMALS]

 lions. wolves. eagles. owls. falcons. hawks. swans. snakes. turtles. ducks. bugs. spiders. crickets. bees. birds. whales. dolphins. fish. sharks. horses. cats. dogs. rabbits. praying mantises. crows. ravens. mice. lizards. werewolves. unicorns. pegasus. dragons. rats. livestock. foxes. bluebirds. deer. halla.

 [FOODS/DRINKS]

 sugar. salt. bitter. candy. bubblegum. wine. champagne. hard liquor. beer. coffee. tea. spices. herbs. apple. orange. lemon. cherry. strawberry. watermelon. vegetables. fruits. meat. fish. pies. desserts. chocolate. cream. caramel. berries. nuts. cinnamon. burgers. burritos. pizza. french fries. ambrosia. honey.

 [HOBBIES]

 music. art. watercolors. gardening. smithing. sculpting. wood carving. painting. sketching. fighting. writing. composing. cooking. sewing. training. dancing. acting. singing. martial arts. self-defense. electronics. technology. cameras. video cameras. video games. computer. phone. movies. theater. history. libraries. books. comic books. magazines. cds. records. vinyls. cassettes. piano. violin. guitar. electric guitar. bass guitar. harmonica. harp. woodwinds. brass. bells. playing cards. poker chips. chess. dice. motorcycle riding. eating. flight. climbing. camping. running. freerunning. exploring. partying. yoga.

 [STYLE]

 lingerie. armor. cape. dress. tunic. vest. shirt. sweater. boots. heels. leggings. trousers. jeans. skirt. jewelry. earrings. necklace. bracelet. ring. pendant. hat. flower crown. crown. circlet. helmet. scarf. brocade. cloaks. corsets. doublet. chest plate. gorget. bracers. belt. sash. coat. jacket. duster. trenchcoat. hood. gloves. socks. masks. cowls. braces. watches. glasses. sunglasses. visor. eye contacts. makeup. ties. uniform. fancy shoes. leather jacket. sport underwear.

 [MISC]

 balloons. bubbles. cityscape. light. dark. candles. war. peace. money. power. percussion. clocks. photos. mirrors. pets. kisses. diary. fairy lights. madness. sanity. sadness. bittersweet. happiness. luck. optimism. pessimism. loneliness. family. friends. assistants. co-workers. enemies. loyalty. smoking. drugs. kindness. love. hugs. revenge. lust. regrets. passion. spontaneity. potty mouth. recklessness. practicality. hope.

 BOLD ANY FEARS WHICH APPLY TO YOUR MUSE.

 ITALICIZE WHAT MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE.

 the dark. fire. open water. deep water. being alone. crowded spaces. confined spaces. change. failure. war. loss of control. powerlessness. prison. blood. drowning. suffocation. public speaking. natural animals. the supernatural. heights. death. dying. intimacy. rejection. abandonment. loss. the unknown. the future. not being good enough. scary stories. speaking to new people. poverty. loud noises. being touched.

 Unnecessary Detailed Dislikes

 Muse name: Jasper Graves

Least favorite nickname: Jazzie

Least favorite color: Pink

Least favorite season: Fall

Least favorite weather: Storming

Least favorite — hot or cold: hot

Least favorite food: Green things

Least favorite flavor: artificial orange

Least favorite scent: jasmine

Least favorite sound: grinding wheel

Least favorite book: anything by dr. seuss

Least favorite movie: Charlie and the chocolate factory

Least favorite fictional character: Willy Wonka

Least favorite trait in others: forcefulness

Least favorite place: outside

Least favorite thing about themselves: how shy he is

Least favorite daily chore: school

Least favorite activity: running

 absent-minded |  abusive  | addict  | adrenaline junkie |   aggressive |  aimless  | alcoholic  |  anxious  | arrogant  |  audacious |  bad liar  |  bigmouth |  bigot  | blindly loyal  |  blunt   |  callous  |  childish  | chronic heroism  |  cheater | clingy  | clumsy  |  cocky |  codependent  | competitive |  corrupt  | cowardly  |  cruel |  cynical  | delinquent  |  delusional |  dependent  | depressed |  deranged  |  disloyal  | ditzy  |  egotistical |  envious  | erratic  |  fickle |  finicky  | fixated  |  flaky |  frail  | fraudulent  |  foul mouthed |  guilt complex  | gloomy  |  gluttonous |  gossiper  | gruff  | grudge holding |  gullible |  hedonistic  | humorless  |  hypochondriac | hypocritical | idealist  |  idiotic |  ignorant  |  immature  | impatient |  incompetent  |  indecisive  | insecure |  insensitive  |  lazy  | lewd  |  liar |  lustful  | manipulative |  masochistic |  meddlesome  | melodramatic  |  money-loving |  moody  | naïve  |  nervous |  nosy  | ornery  |  overprotective  | overly sensitive   |  paranoid |  passive-aggressive  | perfectionist  |  pessimist |  petty  | power-hungry  |  proud |  possessive  | pushover |  reckless  | reclusive  |  remorseless |  rigorous  | sadistic  | sarcastic |  senile |  selfish  |  self-destructive  | shallow  |  sociopathic |  sore loser  | spineless  |  spiteful |  spoiled  | stubborn | suspicious  |tactless |  temperamental |  timid  |  thief |  tone-deaf | traitorous |  unathletic |  ungracious  | unlucky   |  unsophisticated  | untrustworthy  |  vain  |  withdrawn |  workaholic

[threestripeslider]

the collective Rise fandom has given me the worst case of Mandela Effect by repeatedly drawing Raph with an alligator tail to the point i once got unnecessarily irritated when i kept seeing screenshots of the show and he doesnt have it like what the fuck give my boy back his tail. what do you MEAN he doesn't have one??

[threestripeslider]

my most useless and asinine pet peeve of mine is when ppl refer to Leo‘s swords as odachis. those are KATANAS!! ODACHIS ARE GREAT SWORDS WHO NEED TO BE WIELDED BY TWO HANDS!! KATANAS ARE SHORTER AND FUNCTION AS YOUR REGULAR WESTERN SWORDS!! WHY AM I SO BOTHERED ABOUT THIS!!

[threestripeslider]

we're all a bunch of sexy hypocrites bc we keep saying "peepaw Leo needs a break, let him rest, let him be a house husband with only chores to worry about❤️" and yet we keep putting him in Situations™ bc we're all playing Barbie's Dreamhouse here

[threestripeslider]

crossover shenanigans with the 12 and Rise turtles thinking the 03 turtles are the Coolest Guys Ever and the screen cuts to them; Raph is running with some leftover pizza in his mouth, Mikey mid-air trying to dropkick him for taking his leftovers, Donnie gleefully smiling at what can only be described as an overtuned alien chainsaw revving up in his hands and all the while Leo is asleep in front of the tv

[threestripeslider]

shitpost idea: hamato clan powerpoint party.

[threestripeslider]

i started those MNMC + OMO crossover doodles as a joke with CJ bc our old men are So Silly and now suddenly there‘s a whole Peepaw Multiverse like i am literally so sorry to every F!Leo author who gets their old man featured on a doodle with this bozo

[threestripeslider]

man, i miss Odd Man Out [⬅️LITERALLY THE FUCKING AUTHOR]

[threestripeslider]

i swear i am writing on odd man out but if the damn series doesnt give me the Rise!Karai & Splinter bonding i wanted then im gonna have to do EVERYTHING myself around here

[threestripeslider]

here‘s the thing; all the peepaws can actually differentiate from each other, which is kind of scary, however…

they are completely lost when it comes to the little Leos. they regularly take the wrong one home.

[threestripeslider]

Casey Jones Jr is both the most polite little boy and also the most violent one if you cross him, like he will wipe the floor with you if he thinks you deserve it.

Casey Jr: [will jog all the way to Irma‘s locker to get her her eyedrops and also stops by a vending machine to get them both drinks]

also Casey Jr: [will start a fist-fight in the middle of the hallway bc someone was slightly too mean to a freshman]

[threestripeslider]

ppl making comparison fanart between omo!Leonardo and MNMC!Leon is literally so funny to me bc initially i told CJ as a joke like „these two should never meet“ bc the potential of them is too funny; they would be besties, they would be worsties, they could help heal each other, they could make each other worse, like i genuinely believe Leonardo would call Leon a „depressed bitch“ like a hypocrite and get himself punched in the face but also they would sit together, get wasted and cry about their families, anyway never leave them together unsupervised