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house and cuddy like each other because they'd both rather tase themselves in the brain rather than be understimulated. wilson and cuddy like each other because they can palpably feel all their wettest comphet dreams with each other
#cuddy LITERALLY pursued house at the moment that would maximize the psychic damage to both of them#house md#turtle.txt
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If I like the new show, I'll gif it.
#not really excited for it but we'll see#i kinda want to make gifs for Rise again#but i dont have the eps anymore so.....#turtle.txt
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Sorry for not posting here recently, have these :3
#tmnt#tmnt iteration#leo tmnt#raph tmnt#mikey tmnt#donnie tmnt#turtle.txt#anyways. slaps top of turtles. these guys have ISSUES#if you couldn’t tell by both idw mike and ronin mike being insperations for my mikey#or the non turtle insps for Donnie#honestly the most normal one here in this context is raph. with only one deranged insp (which is jerma)
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they really told us that chase is a hypnotist and can guide someone through memory requisition and then never mentioned it again
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Turtleverse Mikey Core [jest. Sorta]
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we’ve been losing a ridiculous amount of hair recently :(
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trans Wilson with his transness being the very reason he thinks he needs to pack away every other natural instinct he has. he figured it out young and got what he wanted, so he better do it right. this is his one act of unbearable selfishness so he better not breathe wrong ever again
Hilarious headcannon
Trans man wilson but somehow he's still repressing something. "I've figured out that im a guy, i love being a dude! Hahaha no need for any other soul searching...." (he's somehow still repressed apart from the gender) (its mostly comphet)
Wilson, fresh after coming out to himself: huh I thought that itchy tight wrongness in my chest would leave now that I've accepted I'm a man. oh well, I guess everyone experiences this and it wasn't actually a gender thing
[it isn't a gender thing. surprise, it's a sexuality thing now]
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Uhh...... I’m back?
I’ve been gone for like a year because reasons but umm... what’s up? how y’all doin’? I heard the news about the movie and yikes..... hang in there guys.
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okay so first of all trigger warning for blackface
but im just really disturbed that this is passing for a normal post that a fairly popular House MD blogger can pass along with no comment right now like are you shitting me.
if Hugh Laurie did blackface, why would that be funny? the original post is tagged #shitpost. why is apparent blackface funny? nobody else has any questions about this?
ive seen a million posts today about how queer tumblr users shouldnt be feel defeated by another Trump presidency but we're gunna turn around and giggle about minstrelsy? this is beyond disgusting like even if that's not what's going on with the context of the show do we want to create a hostile space for the black people in the fandom to not be fucking assaulted with dehumanizing caricatures with absolutely no warning??
when you imagine your freeing and fun escapist fan space do you imagine black people participating? do you think about making them feel safe? are you taking any steps?
DR. HOUSE NOO!!!!!
#my stomach is churning right now what the fuck is wrong with everybody who casually interacted with this post#or watched the video and then just moved on silently#this is like. the bar is so low its in the earth's core#DOES IS REALLY NEED TO BE EXPLAINED THAT BLACKFACE ISNT FUNNY#turtle.txt
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dont sneak up on a person like that🐤
i always feel like house looks like a parrot in that last pose
#turtle.txt#house md#eric foreman#gregory house#posting one of my favorite house and foreman moments for no particular reason
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chart for all of PPTH
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if it hasnt been done already someone needs to make one of those circular shipping charts with all the house characters so we can all contribute our two cents on their fucked up workplace polycule
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look at my pookie bear. you still think he shouldn't be allowed that unnecessarily risky surgery???
#house md#gregory house#greg house#turtle.txt#turtle.png#A doodle eughm i swear im capable of more. Theoretically#my art
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thinking about how house makes his mommy and daddy comments but iirc, only seems to call people mom, he never casts anyone besides himself as dad. and yeah there's the casual misogyny built in, but I think a part of it is that he calls ppl mom when they're caring about him or setting expectations from him and that's a role he can play with. but there's no casual comfort or safety with jokingly handing over a paternal role
#Yknow I think there might be some comfort in it deep down#Bc butting against authority is deeply tied to rebelling against his father#So for someone to try and have authority over him it's easier for him to accept that if he views it in a maternal light#OR i could just be full of shit#House md#turtle.txt
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An extremely late entry to the @housemdanniversary, but better late than never!!
this is for Alex @iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife!!! I hope you enjoy it! i was inspired by this particular clip and i felt like it tied in nicely with your Foreman&House s5 meta post :3
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i agree that we could have had some fun scenes if Betty got along with any of the models, but i think it makes sense that she never does. Betty sees all of her interactions with other women through the lens of beautiful vs ugly and is definitely very guarded around women. the frequenct outright outright rejection from women makes her really defensive even bitter. even El Cuartel, who are of the lowest rank in the office, have to explicitly invite her before she ever acknowledges them as anything other than coworkers.
as for the models I think it makes perfect sense that they want to maintain their job at a prestigious company during an economic depression.
Watching Betty la fea and hm, the novela is very selective about women helping women. Not a negative thing and hope it is not perceived as such (I saw this novela when I was a kid, in Brazil)
The models always attacking the feas are interesting. I get the thematic of that. But at the same time...feels a missing opportunity (?)
Maybe to me, but like what would happen if Hugo's models were nice to the feas? Maybe they can't be too nice or Hugo would fire them ...but if that was the case...what that says about Hugo?
He can be abusive towards those women even if he is gay.
But Betty is not nice to the models. I'm on an episode where some models were too expensives to keep and they wanted to work at Ecomoda(so unrealistic they should book with another agency asap but whatever) and can't see the president (doesn't that fall at RH's department? Maybe) Betty let them wait for the president outside the company.
Which ...it's interesting. Not saying she did out of pure malice or the models were in danger.
Betty doesn't need to be so sweet and kind. A mc doesn't need to be sweet and kind all the time.
Repeat: in the scene the models aren't in any danger. But they are waiting outside the company....alone. Betty could have let them wait inside the company...but nope.
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bisexual cuddy rocks but i honestly think there's a strong case for lesbian cuddy that i don't really see people talking about. cuddy like wilson wants normal things: a good career, children, and heterosexual relationship. and to her credit she genuinely lives for 2/3 of those things! but there's some weird stuff going on with that last one! so let's walk through some of the paces
from early in the show we see that Cuddy wants kids but wants to forego a father for a sperm donor. sure she's a busy woman, but she wants to make the time for a child but not a co-parent? I think that's notable
she struggles to find men she's attracted to and turns to online dating, a move that is odd for a woman of her status in that time period. and even then she struggles to have a spark with the men she has passable dates with. and gets called out on it! oh well, that could mean nothing
she engages in a years long will-they-wont-they with house. and while there are Many obstacles to a potential relationship other than her sexuality, I think it's really interesting that in the conference episode they make it clear that Cuddy is more interested in house when she thinks he's unavailable.
while in house POV episodes Cuddy and Lucas seem to be going strong, 9 to 5 shows us a Cuddy who is unimpressed and dissatisfied with him. this is her average day, and in it she feels a disconnect from him, definitely thinks that he's inconsiderate and clueless, and sees sex with him as little more than another task on her long, long checklist
in her relationship with house, no matter how hard he tries he can't meet her needs. he can never BE what she needs. all the logical reasons that prevented their romance for 6 seasons? really hadn't changed. she got together with him to escape another relationship that was going too successfully.
and actually funny that Lucas couldn't be what she needs either. the thing that started their romance was him stepping up to look after Rachel and you're telling me he's done a complete 360 and is now a short sighted jerk? I'm not a Lucas fan but I think her POV was unforgiving because she would find any man in her house to be a nuisance
the fact that she never got together with wilson? because on the surface they should be a perfect pair. she needs someone dependable but wants someone who pulls wild shit to keep her guessing. she knows wilson is capable of both. she's not quite needy enough for wilson but that guy stumbles into relationships with his eyes closed so there's really no excuse. I think deep down they both know it couldn't end well and don't want to ruin what they Really have – a friendship.
^ the face of a woman who is very glad her drunk boyfriend didnt break up with her
#house md#lisa cuddy#turtle.txt#house did many things wrong irt her throughout the show but he did make a genuine effort to change to make the relationship work#and cuddy. never really seemed invested in it if you ask me#i dont say this to step on any toes i still find huddy wuddy and hudson to be fun and interesting#but i think there is just as much evidence for lesbian cuddy as there is for gay wilson
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