#tyler.mp3

[k1ll3r-k4rg0]

To Elliot, Derek, Mars, Tyler: What would your ideal partner be like?

Going feral about vq rn but lemme see if I can answer this

Elliot: "big tits huge ass. Blonde. Or brunette idgaf. Hot. Good meat for fucking. Behaves. Does what I tell her. What else is a woman good for?? She's gotta be here for me and she's gotta be hot as shit. And kinda dumb and slow so I can be the man about it and help her out and shit."

Derek: "Ideal..?" he smiles. "I guess she should be nice. A good person you know... and pretty." He shrugs. "Someone i get along with I guess." He laughs a little.

Elliot: "just nice and pretty really??"

Derek: "okay fine she has to have nice hands and a nice ass and also be good for fucking so I can call her bitch and shit and she'll like it."

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Mars: "hahahah. Ideal. Well there's no ideals in this world because everyone kinda sucks about it but... ideal... First and foremost he'd be a really close friend I could trust who'd be excellent to talk to and hang out with as well as good in bed. Good to fuck. Patient with me...." Mars smiles a little and laughs. Shrugs." I guess he'd be smart too... full of ideas... Kind of strange. Big weirdo. Good with kids. Sleepy. Surprisingly cuddly even though he doesn't want to admit it. Big... wide shoulders... squishy tummy... big dick. Good with war and strategy.. good with guns so we can go shooting together... guy who has an edge to him too... who'd kill for me.... who'd KILL period. Mm I love a guy who can kill... and a guy who listens... You know, whenever I talk about pool and poker and all of those more high class court activities he's SUCH a fast learner?? I LOVE that about—" Mars stops mid sentence. "Get the fuck out of here I'm not talking to you." He's blushing a LOT.

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Tyler: "uhhnnnnnn well first of all I'm unloveable. But! I would hope they're queer as fuck lol! I'd love it if they were trans like me.. and accepting of my pronoun preferences and my identity. Would be cool if they were beastkin like me too. Most wolf people just call themselves werewolves which is such a horribly demeaning term. So an ideal would prooooobably be a wolfkin beastkin wolf person who's trans and queer as fuck. Oh and if they liked horror that would be cool too. Oh and they'd have to be okay that I also kill wolf people. For fun. Coz that's a thing I do lol. But it's just for the money I swear! I derive no pleasure from it. It's just for the money!!" He sits there for a second then says. "God I wish I could get fucked good and hard by a trans girl with a big cock."

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[k1ll3r-k4rg0]

Hey Tyler

He gives you the most unamused stare. Then starts laughing.

"Nice joke bro! You know I've considered getting a pin with the stickbug guy on it but idk how i feel about representing other animals when I'm just wolfkin you know? I mean i kin some bugs (like moths, long live the creatures of the night lol) but since I don't kin stickbugs specifically it feels like appropriation."

[k1ll3r-k4rg0]

🌲 👪 💫 for Tyler

🌲  : Does your muse celebrate Christmas? If they don’t, what and how else do they celebrate during the holidays?

"It’s ingrained in me despite being such a horrible appropriation of ancient Pagan rites. The fam, may their conservative hearts suffer, really goes ham on Christmas. They go to the big mega church and everything. They’re super doomsday preppers and shit but then they go and hang out with the homies at the concert mega-church. I’d rather blast my brains out than go to another one of those fucking god concerts. So I just... ignore all their calls on Christmas. They deadname me lol, they don’t want to accept me as their son, so! I’m not their son anymore. It really pisses them off, but they pissed ME off.”

👪 : Do they spend the holiday alone or with others?

“I have no real life friends. But! I hang out with the guys on my Discord server and we watch shitty Christmas movies until four am, it’s great. Wish I had someone I could just... you know... spend time with in real life... a wolf gets lonely without a pack, man!”

💫  : If your muse has powers, do they utilize these abilities into the festive season? How?

“Man i WISH i had powers dude. When I shift into my true form, I like to commune with nature and really get in touch with the natural world. Yule is about feasting and spending time with family... so I spend time with the natural world! Since they are more of a family than my real family will ever be.”