#udad heracles

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

A few of heracles's tasks were actual fools errands, killing things that don't exist and such. He succeeded simply because one of the mechs overheard and made sure the thing existed because it would be funny.

"go kill the [thing that doesn't exist]"

the mechs, goading jonny into wearing a costume of the thing:

- mod fen

[squeakscottz]

Heracles from Ulysses Dies At Dawn by The Mechanisms is a dilf.

Change my mind.

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

Heracles drinks the exact same amount of alcohol as Ulysses, he just handles it better

ulysses is a lightweight

-mod fen

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

Heracles is really good at making hot chocolate or whatever the equivalent of hot chocolate is in the City

I don't know what your justification is but I'm here for it. I love Heracles people should write more fic about him

-mod andy

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

Heracles was sent to get Hades' dog. Said dog is Spot from Boston Dynamics (doesn't Cerberus translate roughly as spotted anyways?)

For those that don't know, that's the funky robot dog thing! I completely support this theory

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

Orpheus and Heracles used to be a thing, back when they worked the Fleece Job with Jason and the other Argonauts, but eventually broke it off bc they were so different. Look at the third verse of Trial by Song

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

In UDAD when Heracles mentions he was sent to seize hades’ dog what he means is that he was literally trying to drag a very uncooperative and about to get murdery Tim away and ashes just walked in like “hey what the FUCK?”

Aksjdjdjebd amazing