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polk just be annexing anything what is goinh on here

you know. the usual manifest destinying

this includes blogs. I am victim 😔😔

help me he's holding my thoughts at gunpoint I can't go two minutes without thinking about him

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guys what color are Vicente Guerrero’s eyes cuz some sources say light-colored but almost every painting of him makes them dark

vs

ignore how ridiculously different he looks in these two drawings i half assed a little too much on the second one..

i prefer the light-colored one but on some random days or when im lazy i probably will go dark eyes

or this one time when i gave him both

idk mann i luv him he should be my wife number 700

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Shrewsbury was so hot God had to nerf him. Took out his eye..

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Well for the ask game:

Charles II, Mary of Modena and Arnold joist van Keppel

Hi thank you for dropping by but oh NO this is difficult.. (at least I don't have to behead William now)

Guys hear me out im going to behead Charles.

I cANNOT lose Keppel's ass (Bed)

and Maria needs a better husband (Wed)(I am sure I'd do worse than james but still)

Massive Stuart L huh Cromwell really won this time. Both Charlies dead.. damn this actually makes for a great AU hm

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my mom just got a bunch of expensive looking paintings but the most expensive one was twenty dollars what

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SORRY FOR THE ONSLAUGHT OF #MEXICOPOSTING REBLOGS I HAD A VISION AS I WAS SCROLLING GUERRERO'S TAG

plssssssss i need more mexican independence fansss its literally MEXICAN BIRTH MONTH GUYS

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Hey. You see this loser? this mogger. mewing since he was born. see him?

that's my wife. Victoria my beloved <3

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idk why im using this as a confession booth but the other day i opened 'the sun king' by nancy mitford specifically just to kiss the portrait of bentinck like twenty times. idk i lost count. i want dutch husband

please use me as a confession booth... gimme

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completely forgot to drop this but uhh

I had a sillee dream last night

I completely forgot how it started out but apparently I was Nottingham in the dream and he/I was William's Secretary of State for both departments cuz Shrewsbury is on vacation from my dreams rn. This is in the modern day btw. However for some reason William, Nottingham, and the other Orange government officials are still doing 17th shit and so we have to deliver letters by hand or whatever. Except Nottingham could FLY and William was like "yeah thats handy can u go deliver all these letters" and so i basically got to fly around to a bunch of random homes and shove letters in their mailbox or directly at the people. apparently this is an everyday thing because no one gave two shits. when me fly

10/10 would go flying again

ALSO I DID A HAIRFLIP (wigflip???) AS NOTTINGHAM AND IT WAS SOOOOO HOT

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William, Bentinck, and Keppel for the game teehee

Ohoho intereesting

Bedding Keppel because what else do I choose. If I don't bed Keppel are we even talking about the same person? Helloooo pretty boy 🤭

Wedding Bentinck... we all agree he is the best Dutch wife yes. He's a sweet guy and im sure we could find similar interests.

Wow all of us are beheading William today. Damn okay Louis I know you're working some magic here because why is he getting beheaded in every trio I've seen. What are you doing to m

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6, 13, 21 :D?

Art askies yay!

6. favorite thing to draw?

Oh godjj I dunno man... I'd say humans?? It's what I'm the best at drawing cuz I can't draw animals or objects for the love of fuck.. but if we're talking specifically its gonna be a dead white man from the 16-19th centuries. Maybe the 17/18th. Hmm. You know. The Shrew. Charles Talbot. Goodbye

13. talk about a wip you like!

I would say the nicholas biddle one but no I already posted that so... I'm working on a new animation for the 19281928912th time. Switched ideas again, although this one seems to be sticking way longer than the other ones. It's about William's ass hair, Mary's tits, and James' coochie/j

21. what do you think your artstyle would taste like?

I dunno... cuz like my artstyle definitely isn't "soft" which is what I would put with sweet... and it's not super pointy which is what I put with sour? Idk it could be spicy too but uh.. my art is everywhere. I don't have a set artstyle it changes every time I draw something just go look at my Show Fanart thingie and behold the mixed flavors. Yeah let's go with that. It's everything and nothing all at once.

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can you pls give me ur favorite fact abt shrewsbury.... i dont care if i already know it i just wanna knows what fucking Gets you about him

you cant just ask me to give you one 🤧🤧

biggest reason is obv cuz hes a TWINk. A GREAT WHUMPEE. BUUUUT this is too broad since there are many twinks. lets narrow it down.

Tragic backstory, eh? Papa died cuz mummy liked sucking balls too much. Now you are forever cursed with chronic nervousness. Hmmm.

Oh yeah adding onto his papa dying, guess whose brother also got fucked in a duel. Lmfao. Shrewsbury loses. Do I need to discuss the emotional impact this most likely had on him??

Like... the guy was constantly nervous, arguably cowardly, timid, and jumpy.. but at the same time charming, generous, dignified,... you list the virtues. This is a very cool combo of traits!!

Also he was HOT AF but never took advantage of it. so points for that. (Although in the Nicholson/Turberville book it mentions in his younger years he had "moral delinquencies". but i dont know what its referring to i may have to do digging.) (Oh and in Weyman's Romance Berry's "wild and boyish days" are mentioned. Still dont know exactly what that mean..) "KING OF HEARTS" 😍😍

He was sick all the time like... SPITTIN BLOOD, UNABLE TO RIDE CARRIAGES, COULDN'T EVEN TURN IN BED AT SOME POINT. +PITY POINTS.

There is something seriously wrong with his relationship with Nottingham. He got sick cuz of personal jealously of Nottingham. Had useless shouting matches with Mr. Finch in the House. He wanted to resign cuz of Nottingham so bad Burnet had to prevent him from seeing William cuz he feared Shrewsbury would GO TOO FAR with William. That man was FUMING. You see where the secretaries ship comes from.

He's such a bitch to his uncle. next

he married such an interesting wifey!! she was known as an eccentric, an outcast in English society. Except Anne and George I LOVED HER. Like she was crazy in the eyes of the people but crazy and genuine is good when you're surrounded by liars and power-hungry ones. I love Adelhida she's my spirit animal.. also her brother is so fucking stupid and I'm here for it. They make a great family :3

Oh and going off of that marriage... Berry and Hida never had children. I have this peculiar thing for aristocracy peoples that don't have children. It's my asexual ass isn't it

He held some rlly powerful positions and was really critical in the government... while at the same time despising high positions. I love it when a non ambitious person is in a position people would die for.

In particular I like how Nicholson/Turberville refers to him as Harley's "tool". like. he's not ambitious. but he's got a massive amount of power(he was known as the nations favorite for a while lmao), which can be used to fucking sway the direction of England when utilized. Harley you lucky shit

So yeah hes got a really interesting personality, really interesting people he surrounds himself with, a tragic backstory yada yada

I just really really really like how he looks okay end of story

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not to invade your asks again but look at this bugger. i kinda want him

mfs would want an ebola epidemic if this was the ebola

I LOVE GIANTMICROBES OMg

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henry clay, john calhoun, daniel webster

john breckenridge, stephen douglas, jefferson davis

william seward, charles sumner, thaddeus stevens

Omg tysm for this

I suck at giving explanations 😭

Seceding Calhoun's head from his body 🔥🔥I mean what were we expecting here

I strUGGLED so hard deciding between wedding/bedding Clay and Webster but the verdict is wedding Danny boy and bedding the Blond Bitch Extraordinaire™ I'm just Webster biased okay.. he needs to be my husband NOW

I confess I do not know about the other trios as much as I should.. 😔so tbh I'm just gonna skim their wiki pages and also keep an eye out for their ✨looks✨

Aight so I have decided to wed Douglas because I love looking down on people teehee

I'll bed Breckenridge. He's good looking yah and I would've wedded him but then i wouldn't know what to do with Douglas

Beheading Davis 😞 there can only be one illegitimate Calhoun kid

Anyways trio number threee

I already know I'm gonna wed Seward. Okay he's literally Lincoln's wife he's mine now

You know what It'd be funny if we beheaded Sumner (youre welcome Preston Brooks) and bedded Stevens. yeah lets go with that

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NO BECAUSE I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS ON AN AIRPLANE FLIGHT WITH SHREWSBURY… AND I REMEMBER THIS ONE SCENE VERY VIVIDLY WHERE I WAS JUST LEANING INTO HIM N STUFF AND WE PLAYED AROUND AND HE ASKED “How do you feel about me?” BRO I FEEL 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️👹👹👹😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘🤤🤧🤧 ABOUT YOU AAAAAAAHHHH

then there’s our beloved Russell in the aisle seat filming this.. supporting the wattpad romance ‼️

it was so cute… im gonna cry..

God is feeding my delusions <- actually just me and my messed up subconscience

in place of me i have my beloved oc i made on the spot help me she dont have a name-

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I think I may be looking into it too much but is it just me or has @basketlily's blog disappeared-