#uncensored lavender tits?

[lavendersfreckles]

I'm your 90's girlfriend wet dream. Soon you'll wake up.

Anonymously put in my ask box what you would do before the dream ends.

[spidey-bie]

(You know, I probably got shadowbanned because I reblogged a picture of uncensored breasts in a compile post of historical pictures of lesbians. Like, fully uncensored out there tits. Watch me do it again because I'm not sorry) -After careful thought, I have realized that Hobie's second love language might be quality time, considering that he lives with everyone that he is vulnerable with in the spider-punk comics. Food for thought.

-I have learned, via math that Moxie is actually a buff ass bitch second to Hulk in terms of strength. I divided the body difference that the average crab spider is able to eat. most are able to kill and eat 3.6x their body weight in bigger prey, then used that as a resting weight because that's the average to get a baseline for their highest lift weight and hysterical strength. The easiest load that they are able to lift one handed is 36 tons. GODDAMN. In terms of hysterical strength, because the human body only lifts 50 percent of what it is capable of due to a unique difference between humans and other animals (meaning other animals can use their full strength off the bat, humans have to work up to it so they don't hurt themselves and their body) they'd lift anywhere between 300-500 tons in hysterical strength. their lift weight would be around 200 tons. The goddamn was necessary. Average Spiderman usually only go to 1-10 tons.

-MOXIE BROKE MY PLOT! ;w; IM WRITING THEIR STORY AND AFTER HOBIE GOES AWAY TO HIS OWN WORLD, MOXIE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM AGAIN UNTIL THEY BUILT A MACHINE TO KEEP MIGUEL B AND THE SPIDER SOCIETY FROM TRAVELING TO HIS UNIVERSE (because spider society works on fascism baseline, to root out diversity in spider people so that they don't break the world. Hobie's universe is the exact place where those ideals can thrive fully and therefore fuck him harder then anyone else in the web.) BUT THEY FUCKING WRECKED MY PLOT. BY MY OWN LAWS OF BULLSHIT WHAT THEY NEED TO TELEPORT INTO A COLOR IS A TANGABLE SURFACE, AN INTIMATE IMAGE (well made and acquainted) OF THE LOCATION AND A MATCHING COLOR PALETTE. BECAUSE MOXIE HAS TO TAKE ALL OF THEMSELVES WITH THEM WHEN THEY TELEPORT, THEIR DEAD SKIN CELLS AND DNA WOULD HAVE TO BE ABLE TO COLORCHANGE. THEREFORE ANYTHING THEY'VE BEEN AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO BRUSH ONTO WOULD BE ABLE TO CHANGE COLORPALETTES FROM THEIR COMMAND, THEREFORE CAN TELEPORT FUCKING ANYWHERE. I DIDN'T MAKE IT A RULE THEY CAN'T TELEPORT OUT OF DIMENSIONS IF THE OBJECT THEY ARE INTIMATE WITH IS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION. THEY CAN TELEPORT TO HOBIE ANYTIME FROM HIS SUIT AS LONG AS THEY MEET WITH A RED AND BLUE SURFACE. FUCK! This also means if they're ever caught by another spiderman when they start rebelling that they can literally teleport the fuck away because their suits and bodies are tangable surfaces. I MADE THE BITCH O.P.

-There is a bathhouse scene. No, it isn't romantic but oh my god the fluff. I'm dying of diabetes over here, jay. You can't even fucking- It's so soft. I might just write it first and slide it into your ask box.

-Moxie's universe Hobie is a florist who is an anarchic environmentalist. In their universe, political environmentalist who work in botany based jobs are called Honey Bees. Yes, I only did that because it sounded cute.

-Lavender in their world is the blue shoelace version of the punk scene. This has cultural and historical significance. At an old shitty venue 60+ years before the story takes place, a young black woman ran in when a punk band was playing because she was targeted by police. In retaliation the band that was playing at the time (Untamed Misfits is the name of the band) Had a really really buff and hairy singer, who was also black. They switch clothes, the singer now in a lavender long-skirted dress and waited until the cops came so that he could kick their ass. Events happened that later lead to a historical event called the Lavender Riots. It also pairs with the gay movement because the guy who was arrested was a non-passing masculine in a dress. I am indeed doing social research for this story, how could you tell?

-Punks after Moxie jumps into the scene as "painter" (Boring, I know but they don't fall into the spider brand because they personally do not find it flattering to only be seen as a mutant, an other, instead of a human first. There is nothing more human then passion itself.) the local punks actually start a new kinda subgroup called Splatter-punk. Think of the most eye bleeding shit with body paint hell over your usual DIY punk fit. That's it. Also Your spidersona is cool as fuck, keep us updated on that playlist lore?

Going to add that into my personal HCs. Hobie Brown.... quality time.

I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT. Actually I know more than you about my own plot thank you very much. I MADE YOU WDYM.

Siiiigh it seems the sugar high is spreading 😔. Fluff everywhere. I'm gonna have to write some angst soon or something lest y'all get too comfortable. BUT YES I'D LOVE TO READ THIS BATHHOUSE SCENE.

Honey bees ASDFGSJXJDJDKKD 😭

Ah so I'm not the only person doing in depth research on different countercultures and social movements when coming up with my ocs. Noted.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT BECAUSE I NEEDED MOTIVATION TO FINISH MY PLAYLIST POST. I have to finish editing part 2 which goes into more of her backstory. But I really wanna get to her Aunt and MJ so I keep getting distracted 😭

[sarazanmai]

Thoughts on the “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure” English dub. “Stardust Crusaders” episode two.

eh our new Narrator-chan is gonna get annoying fast

so I would say something about Jotaro sounding too old to be seventeen, but that is also true to his Japanese voice and I’ll be damned if I say something negative about Daisuke’s portrayal

I feel like him being Jotaro and Jyushimatsu epitomizes the duality of man

1:58 to get to the new material, everything else was recapped from episode one and also that pointless blurb they always did saying they aren’t depicting anyone real or fictional

okay so yes I do know calling it “pointless” isn’t totally accurate as apparently in Japan they have copyright laws where if say an anime parodied another anime and the people behind that show disliked it they can get it pulled (that happened to Osomatsu-san twice)

I call it pointless since in the end people changed various names in the English localization anyway

I had forgotten Jotaro lived in a traditional style house, guess that’s what happens when your mom is a weeb

sooooo....when is fandom going to address the fact that SDC Jotaro could be an asshole? he grows, he develops, he doesn’t stay this way forever, and I Get It ™. I get that he is someone who thinks his emotions are clearer than they are and I get that he is more of an person of action. rather than put things into words, I get that Araki wanted to make an amoral protagonist, I get why he’s like this and what The Point ™ is. but SDC Jotaro is still kinda an asshole when you first meet him. in fact to make it easier on myself when I first started exploring Jojo I code named them all and named him Asshole Jojo.

“a giant pain in my ass” so is this our replacement for “yare yare daze”? I mean I know its a phrase with no direct translation but I do hope they change it up since that will get redundant quick

again its canon all the Jojos are hot. which I know is awkward to say given Josuke and Giorno’s ages but its true. Jonathan and Joseph had love interests, Jotaro and Josuke and Gio were popular with girls, Jolyne had Anasui on her tit the entire time, Johnny had groupies, and Daiya was throwing herself at Gappy

“I’d be careful there No Boobs!” oh no she did not

“SHUT UP! YOU’RE FREAKING ANNOYING!” he isn’t wrong

Kakyoin that painting looks like the Clamp doujin

falling down a set of stairs with a mysterious leg wound and Jotaro still shows no emotion

Kakyoin is voiced by Kyle Hebert who was teen/adult Gohan in DBZ, Kiba in Naruto, and Aizen in Bleach

he sounds fine, but even being well acquainted with his Japanese voice part of me still expects Kakyoin’s voice to be higher than it is

5:13 and we finally have the intro

everyone loves Stand Proud and I don’t blame them though I think the second intro for SDC is superior

Kakyoin Jotaro’s leg is thicker than a tree, what makes you think that hankie will do anything?

“oh” “oh!” OOOH!” they ship it

“at that time I was very weak” you were a floating head

I like that Dio is...I don’t know what this is other than vaguely erotic, but he’s just doing this while rambling about how he needed Jonathan’s body

I like that Araki just ignored the lore of vampires having no reflection, I mean Dio needs to make sure he looks fabulous while he lays around all day avoiding child support

may as well say this now, some fans don’t understand why Dio was kept in shadows and I’ll offer my interpretation of it. I think Araki wanted to build up a mystique with the character as this is not the same Dio we were left with at the end of PB. Dio doesn’t do the most in SDC and spends much of it in shadows so that when he does make his big entrance and takes action we have all this built up tension

“GAAAH! Japanese coffee is absolutely vile!” “that’s American coffee”

Jotaro your pants are already ruined, unless the cut knee appeals to your aesthetic

I believe that message reads “Jojo I know you were having impure thoughts about Flipper. Rero.”

some might say its a plot hole that Kakyoin never uses this possession ability again

KER STAB

hey why is this gore still blacked out? this isn’t what I didn’t pay for

maybe when they eventually bring it to Blu-Ray we’ll have it uncensored

“hey, long time no see” this takes place over the coarse of one day

this pen wound should have left a scar, the skin around our eyes is very thin

SMOOCH

I like that Star Plat is able to hold Hierophant Green in its mouth

“so this is your Stand Kakyoin? this green stripey thing looks like a shiny melon” well yours looks like a wild berry pop tart

“and I’d like to know more about Dio myself” funny since sometimes I wish I knew less

EMERALD SPLASH

more like Belongs in the Trash!

also when are we gonna finally discuss that Star Platinum’s ability is...well its just the power of punching shit real good and then Le Big Ending gave it time stop but until then all it has is punching real good

gotta love Kakyoin reprimanding Jotaro like he spilled juice on the carpet

thinking of it now a lot of the Jojo Best Friends meet their respective Jojo by fighting them or serving an antagonistic position

“look no one ever said Jotaro Kujo was a nice guy” your fangirls and fanboys sure did

as badass as this monologue about true evil is, he kinda sounds like a pro wrestler a little

mmmm lavender Kakyoin

mmmm lemon Star Plat

ora ora ora confirmed

I think they kept this because ultimately if a Stand is saying it then it probably comes off like that’s just the sound they make though “ora” actually means something. it basically means “come on!” but in a “come at me bro” way not a “oh come on...” way.

I still worry about what they’re going to do with muda muda though

“I’ll teach you justice! with my Stand!” but Justice is Enya’s Stand

and its moments like this where I guess its best that Josuke got Crazy Diamond since Jotaro just up and left

ah the iconic photo of Jotaro where his hat isn’t morphed into his hair

and yes its hilarious that Jotaro was mindful enough of his culture’s tradition of removing one’s shoes before entering a home that he even removed Kakyoin’s

“hey, your looking a little bit pale this morning. you alright?” and in Jotaro’s head this probably sounds like “holy shit mom you look sick! please go lay down before I panic over your well being!”

also foreshadowing

the flesh buds always grossed me out

no Walk Like an Egyptian?

oh I guess that started with episode three

tune in next time where Jojo’s mom has got it going on and Dio is a neon knight