#universeofmuses9

[readyplayerziggy]

"Don't touch the cow! The cow isn't even a cow! Look! It's behind you!" A girl cries out.

"Listen...random person. I wasn't going to touch the cow even if the shades stranger hadn't told me to touch the cow. Why would I touch the cow in the first place? It's not like it-"

"OH SWEET LUYTEN WHAT THE #$^&%& IS THAT ABOMINATION??!!" She screamed out as she turned and saw the...thing staring at her with eyes blacker than the darkest void.

Before she ripped a lightpost out of the ground and began beating the black and white creature to death, though it's soulless gaze would haunt her for millennia.

[meep9898]

He's back, this time with full vengeance. He's brought multiple peepys, some with rocket launchers, some with swords and axes. What will Sarah do?!

The moment Sarah stares at one of them, they all suffer spontaneous combustion at the same time. Crisis averted.

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

It's been so long Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster To the Peepy behind the slaughter

Time for a bit of arcana justice

[fat-slobby-gamers]

A pig like heartless that causes a strange status effect on Aqua, turning her into an immobile corrupted slobby pig, lazing around as the pig heartless feeds Aqua.

"OINK! BWOOOURP~ More food!" Aqua squealed and demanded as she lay around in a pit of mud surrounded by pig like heartless. The keyblade master had been hit with a strange status effect leaving her VERY hungry. Luckily these heartless seemed to be willing to satisfy her urges as everything she asked they provided food.

Her nose now a snout and her ears floppy like a pigs Aqua wallowed and rolled in the mud ruining her already stretched outfit as she crawled over to a massive pig trough and dunked her head deep inside. Like a greedy animal she scarfed down the gruel and slop it tasted awful and looked about as appetizing as it smelt but she didn't care. To her transformed mind it was a 5 star meal all for her to enjoy!

[plushie-diagnosis]

Good luck with school!! I hope it goes well for you!

Tysm !! I'm rly excited cause Im feeling a lot more sure and confident about myself which is fantastic. I also got into Chanterelles for choir, and I'm doing creative writing and textiles! Very exciting stuff

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

"This will haunt me dreams till the day I no longer exist..."

[fat-hedonistic-hogs]

"Nami! Robin! I brought you both the meals you ordered from my restaurant, I even brought som extra sauce for other meals too!" Yoshiya chimed, setting down several large bags of food. "Of course, you both get the food for free, hope you enjoy!"

"Aw sweet free food!" Nami smirked the orange haired pirate not wasting a breath before swiping a bag of food and digging into it. Food and free were her favorite words that started with the letter F, and free food was both combined! The gluttonous navigator didn't give it a second thought, reaching a pudgy sausage fingered hand into the bag pulling out a thick sloppy burger she shoveled it into her mouth with added gusto.

"Why thank you Yoshiya. Your cooking is always appreciated! It smells delicious." Robin said chuckling as she sat down a book she was reading and tool a bag for herself. A box of cheesy chili fries and a rather girthy hotdog caught her eye. The archeologist smirked before letting loose, her manners barely holding as she shoved the greasy slop into her gullet.

[gluttonemporium]

Haru, can I please have my chocolate before you crush it?

"Crush... it? Oh, I'm so sorry!"

Lardy lady didn't even realise she was about to sit on it...

[twopieceworld]

Knock Knock for Uta from my OC Yoshiya delivering pizza

Uta opened the door and what she had on was a bra and underwear set that was colored red on the right side and white on the left side matching her hair color.

“Listen as long as you don’t tell anyone that I ordered pineapples, consider this as payment for keeping quiet.”

[ask-dark-monita]

“Wait... That wasn’t my rat that he just inhaled... right...?”

[readyplayerziggy]

"Of course, Miss Alecto! Well, here's my card, give me a call whenever you want to try out a mission! Of course, once you want to give it a try, we'll send a teleport portal your way to get you to where we work! See ya!" With that, Yoshi snapped her fingers and quickly sped off into a beam of light, going off somewhere else.

"Cool. I'll see you...around."

She wasn't surprised by the way Yoshi had vanished without warning, she'd seen far stranger and flashier exits.

Looking the card over Alecto hummed to herself all the way back to her physical body. Maybe this would be good for her.

[meep9898]

✦ Sarah~

"Murder."

"Just joking with you. Eating in bed is a guilty pleasure I can't always avoid. I was told not to do so all the time as a child, but now I can't resist doing it sometimes."

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

The creature

[fat-slobby-gamers]

Katy, do you ever find that eating your own food is a bit addicting? I bet there's a lot of trainers who've gained a massive amount of weight due to your desserts, including you~

"Well I am my own taste tester... so I guess you could say it's a bit addicting! I get alot of customers at the bakery alot of trainers ans their pokemon wanting a sugary energy boost to help them on their journey or my repeat customers squeezing their way inside to fill their bellies with my cooking!"

[pudgy-planets]

Whenever I see a goth girl or a purple haired goth girl, I think of you Neon XD

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I guarantee every goth girl/purple haired goth girl you meet is infinitely prettier and intriguing than yours truly-

I’m just a nerd who writes kink and sometimes halfway decent narrative and character building/arcs-

“Homph!… Crunch… Chew…”

Like this Squishy Creature-

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

Yoshiya appears in a large lobster costume, looking around the room as he sat in the waiting for so he could be part of the lobster mafia.

"I wonder if joining the lobster mafia is a good idea...I bet my siblings and parents wouldn't mind."

The Cube floats into the room.

"Ok roll cal- Who the heck are you? And why are you in a lobster costume?"

Every crustacean in the room turns and pulls out a pistol and aims at yoshiya.

"OI I DIDNT SAY TO DO THAT!!!!"