#unnwin

[shawkyarchived]

ah , gates , we call that bimble bomble where im from :)

(unintelligent american voice) do you guys have butterfingers in great britain

[shinegone]

hello n.n

um,  oi  --  bruv  . . .  innit.

[gildedruinsarchive]

@unnwin​    asked        —✴︎☽      ❝   THOR  UR  WELL  FIT ❞

❛   oh,   do  you  like  it?   loki  told  me  that  if  i  left  the  house  looking  like  this  i’d  be  doing  permanent  damage  to  the  odinson  name,   but  i  happen  to  be  rather  fond  of  this  shirt.   i  picked  it  up  in  oklahoma,   you  know.   have  you  been  to  oklahoma?   i  think  you  would  fit  in  there. ❜ 

[carterslegacy]

AWRIGHT LUV

❛ --i’m still not introducing you to wolverine. ❜

[capitolhost]

Omg your URL is showmaster. Show. Master. I've legit been ignoring the X and reading it as show mater. I c b

me: opens my mouth

anyone who has followed me since 2014: don’t girl,, don’t -

me: MATER IS LATIN FOR MOTHER SO CAESAR IS THE DUCK MUM LEADING THEIR VICTOR CHILDREN SAFELY OVER THE STREET

[herhaunt-a]

" have u ever wanted to feel me up as a ghost when I can't see you ? be honest . " :///

                        ❝   i can safely say ... literally never . ❞

[antlangmoved]

Really the only ant man I love in this world ❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕

                    “     I MEAN ,     I AM CURRENTLY THE ONLY ANT-MAN IN THE WORLD           but thank you ,     kid .     i love you ,     too .     ”

[univaers]

Kenna 😌💕❤️

...... that’s my name , don’t wear it out .

[ciniis]

" d'you want a curly wurly ? I nicked five . " - eggsy

There’s a long, confused stare at the strange looking treat in the other’s hand. “What... are those?” They didn’t look that appetizing.

@unnwin // unprompted

[awf2]

hello n.n

hi banana how r u 😌

[odisn]

Oh fuck off

YOU fuck off

[etgramen]

unnwin replied to your post: " why you called a witcher ? was you a witch in a...

eggsy : u didn’t even answer my question bruv

   Geralt sighs deeply ,  raising his hand to conjure a flame in his palm .   ❝  no .  we just know magic and are created by magic .  ❞

[nightmaera]

@unnwin​.

runs a hand through his hair ,  squinting over at his companion .   strangely ,  believes her off the bat ,  from her demeanour ,  her tone of voice  :   why would she  lie  about dying   ?   and ain't he a semi - believer of an afterlife ,  of ressurection    ?    can several lives even get caught up in one   ?    who knows the logistics of it ,  Eggsy wonders ,  shaking his head slowly ,  absent - mindedly nicking a few of Bonnie’s fries ,  just for  SOMETHING  to fill this silence while he sought out his words .

❝      it don't sound funny at all .      how'd you get back ,  then    ?      ❞

                                @nightmaer    /    p.

there  is  a  shrug,      she  takes  a  sip  of  her  coke,      fizziness  is  welcomed.      it  was  hard  to  describe  the  workings  of  the  thin  veil  between  being  alive  and  being  dead,      the  fact  it  could  be  changed  was  even  more  difficult  to  comprehend.      ❛❛          well,     i  kinda  didn’t  at  first.    i  was  an  anchor  between  the  dead  and  the  living,     so  i  was  here  and  there.    𝗶  𝘀𝗲𝗲  𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱  𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲  𝗮𝗻𝗱  𝗮𝗹𝗹  𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁.         ❜❜        and  felt  them  pass  through  to  the  other  side,     which  caused  excruciating  pain,     but  she  figured  maybe  mcdonalds  wasn’t  exactly  the  place  to  get  into  that.

❛❛          then  the  other  side  where  dead  people  go  started  to  fall  apart,     so  i  brought  all  my  friends  back  from  the  dead  and  then  kinda  died  again     –––––     got  stuck  in  a  prison  world,     which  is  a  pretty  much  unescapable  alternate  dimension  without  my  blood.      spent  some  time  alone  before  i  managed  to  get  out  of  that  one.          ❜❜

[tophct2]

Can I just say I only just realised your URL is ' top hat ' because I read it as 'toh phut' and now I'm like 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

i just want u to know that this message made my day and i’m crying 

[whitesuited-arch]

HER FINGERS CONTINUE TO DRUM AGAINST THE BOTTOM OF THE STEERING WHEEL -------------- a haphazard and bored little rhythm that kingsman never managed to get her to UNLEARN. she's lost track of how long they'd been sitting there a few dozen bars of her ad - libbed solo ago, and it looks like playing TWENTY QUESTIONS wasn't going to help pass the time either.

even in the shadows cast inside the car she can see the flash of his grin ----------- an expression she would love nothing more than to call BULLSHIT on and needle in on the point she's been ( not so ) gently trying to make.

something's OFF, and he knows that she knows it too.

             "where? you're blocking me ----- " the drumming ends as she's got to lean forward onto the wheel, making sure to not hit the horn while she tries to CONTORT HERSELF around him. "you gonna move so i can see too, or do i just have to take your word for it?"

@unnwin​     /     continuation!!

[antlangmoved]

               EGGSY     said :     “     I swear ,     bruv ,     i'm gonna punch him in his wasp - sized dick .     ”

                    “     OKAY .     YOU GOTTA SIMMER DOWN ,     BUG BOY .     THERE’S ALWAYS NEXT TIME .     ”           he’s got so much heat for a small man ,     scott .     but you can’t deny that it’s something to proud of .     the enthusiasm and the spite are good signs of being a good hero ,     or so they say ,     and eggsy has those in loads .     and so ,     as you watch your villain get driven away by the authorities to answer for his crimes today ,     you wrap an arm around eggsy to calm him down .     too much has happened today already .     there’s no need to cause another scene .

                    besides ,     today can go down in the books as a victory !     the city saved by ant-man and bug boy .     the night approaches and they have no time for more petty fights .     they need to celebrate !     “     let’s cool you off ,     kid .     ”     you say with a reassuring smile as you steer the other away from the crime scene .      “     let’s hang the costumes for the night and relax .     we deserve it .     ”

@unnwin​.