#unofficed

[shmowder]

3 kids and counting

[familyofpaladins]

I didn't really have a favorite vehicle for @tmaynt's day 7 (but there are certainly a lot of cool ones!) but after rewatching the Batman vs TMNT movie and how Mikey geeks out over the blimps, I thought it'd be funny if he saw the 1987 crew with one, and would want his own (and that Donnie would be down to steal one from Gotham much to Leo's dismay lol.

So have this silly comic lol

[musicmags]

[tumblmon]

Cassette Beasts unofficial card game master folder is here!

Very excited to share this game with you all and I hope you have fun!

[reanimationstation]

get his ass mr connor

[gods-leastfavorite-parent]

Raven: Charles, Erik is so in love, he has no common sense when it comes to you. Charles: That's not true. Pietro: Let's test it! Tell him you're pregnant. Charles: Fine. Charles: *texts Erik* *two hours later* Erik, with four full shopping carts of baby stuff: Wait a minute...

[mage-witha-glock]

Forget Zach and Zorian trying to lay low about their magical abilities. What about Zach and Zorian trying to keep everyone from confusing the dynamic of their relationship??

Silverlake literally says that the only explanation is being gay and I know she spent quite a lot of time with them but people (especially teenagers) always seem to come to the conclusion that "you're close so you must be dating" so even though Zach dropped out and let's be real, Zorian will probably end up skipping a lot, people will still see them around and be like, huh, they are weirdly close... The only real edge ZZ has here is the fact that they are two boys, not a guy and a girl.

There was the whole going to Daimen thing together as well where Daimen was being a little shit and went "aww this your bf? <3". And Kirelle's opinion really mattered to Zach (after she initially didn't like him in one of the loops because of the "train station incident"), plus he managed to loop her into his petty revenge. Fuck the rest of Zorian's bio family. Alanic's opinion probably also matters a lot to Zach too. Seeing as he is Zorian's father figure and all. Plus their friend.

They have chemistry. It's not necessarily a romantic one but it's there and it's really obvious + the soul bonded thing. They've been friends for so long in such unique circumstances it's hard not to be super close.

Adding to above though, to everyone else it looks like they became besties out of nowhere which is. Not possible. At least with romantic relationships you can say "omg, first relationship, so smitten". Friendships take time to build. From the outside it would definitely look like they have crazy chemistry for a romantic relationship and that this isn't just the results of a ~decade long friendship.

They are a team. It's ZachAndZorian. ZorianAndZach. It's all "us", "we". They are constantly together.

They have the whole opposites attract thing going on (sun/moon, golden retriever/black cat, red oni/blue oni etc.)

They hang out all the time. They eat out together. They go to the bar together. Everything. They literally do every single last thing together. And somebody like Benisek would definitely notice and be like hm, you've been going to bars together... those are called dates. You are dating.

They leave stuff at each other's places probably. Like "his house is my house, anyway" pretty much. Also Zorian lives with a bunch of other people and tutors people so he can't leave incriminating stuff around at his landlord's.

They share their money. And it is their money. It isn't Zorian borrowing Zach's money or vice versa, it's quite literally theirs as in ours. As in "my money is your money" which. Isn't normal for best friends. Like listen, I lend money and borrow money from my mates sometimes but it isn't an "our". For them, they share funds.

Plus they are definitely touchy. Zach just strikes me as a "your personal space? Our personal space" guy, plus the whole Zorian faking his death thing, and Zorian doesn't really mind either way.

Their futures include each other, they're not planning on separating. I feel like they'll definitely move in together at some point.

They are each others go to person. "I know a guy" literally is just them talking about the other. Which is fair because if Zach can't do something then Zorian definitely can (and vice versa), so it works. They literally really compliment each other in abilities.

They are also both very mature and close so they can talk about whatever without it ever getting awkward.

[dxckgrxsonx]

ok hear me out, bodyguard Jason Todd, I don't know but I can't get it out of my head. like he pushes someone into the wall when they get to close or something. hope your day is going well :)

Pairing - Bodyguard!Jason Todd x (F) Reader Words - 400 Warnings - Violence - Blood - Swearing. Notes - Aaaaaa yes!!! Bodyguard!Jason!! I’m normal...I’m definitely normal about this..about him. I’m not chewing my arm.

MASTERLIST

**

You don’t see him until it’s too late.

The knife clenched tight in his trembling fist reflects the sun and the second you see the flash, he’s already lunging forwards.

The tip of the blade is poised to sink into the soft, yielding flesh of your stomach and there’s that blinding ‘oh shit’ feeling igniting every nerve in your body like a twisted solar flare.

Jason filters into your line of sight without a sound.

“Get behind me.” He barks, engaging the threat without a flicker of hesitation.

Kicking your body into gear you find it hard to think past the adrenaline. Your hands are shaking all the way up to your elbow and every single thought is merging into ‘you’re going to die’.

Jason says to get behind him but you find yourself wanting to run. It’s almost impossible to ignore the impulse rearing up over your head.

A body slams hard into the wall beside you and you hear the clink of a knife as it drops to the floor. Without looking Jason kicks it away. He’s got his back to you, forearm pressed up against the assailant's throat.

The man struggles, desperate gasping breaths heaving out of his lungs. He claws at Jason’s arm and you can feel his fear. Your eyes meet, only for a second, but when you look at him, he’s got the same look of terror on his face.

“Don’t even fucking look at her.” Jason snarls, furious, shaking with it. “You listening, fuckface? Don’t you fucking dare look at her.”

The man looks away and you can’t breathe, throat closing up.

“Jay–” You gasp.

Fists meet flesh and everything is a blur, but you see Jason shove the man to the floor, leaving him unconscious and bleeding from his nose. You want to look away but you can’t, transfixed on the display of violence, of protection.

Would you have died if Jason wasn’t with you?

“Hey, look at me.” Jason urges, sweeping his hands from your shoulders up to your cheeks. His grip is steady. You realise that he’s not shaking like you are, not crippled by fight or flight. “Look at me.”

“Jay.” You whimper, grabbing at his arms, his shoulders. “I can’t…”

“I’ve got you.” He reassures, ducking just low enough to catch your gaze and hold it. “Nothing’s going to happen to you. Not whilst I’m here. I won’t let anyone hurt you.”

**

[winx-blood-and-bone]

@winx-blooms-magic-au

Look at our babies staring at each other

Thoren:

"Ah a Child"

[br1ghtestlight]

los angles bob's burgers table read yay!! don't know if its for s14 or s15 but either way things are happening :)

[dunkin-the-real-one]

France may I propose a deal to you? I will give you a endless supply of free croissant sandwiches for a singular island. The island is for the ducks I have acquired from Shell Oil.

[cyborgpulsebooks]

It. Is finally. DONE.

I have been working on this edition of Flowey is Not a Good Life Coach by @unrestedjade since the year started. The typeset took a while to proofread amid other projects, and then I had to try and find free assets for the specific imagery I was looking for - namely, crawling, suffocating vines. THEN I had to make all the graphic design fit, then make the printer somehow bend to my will to print it all correctly (which ended up being a hell of a mixed bag, but I'm hoping it's not super visible here), and THEN binding.

But, when all is said and done, I think this is a totally beautiful book, and hands down one of my best so far. The endbands are "simple front beaded," and this is only my second time sewing them directly into the book. While I definitely need more practice, I'm so jazzed by them. This was also my first time doing loads of "big book" techniques: namely, sewing onto tapes, rounding, and using a thinner cardstock for the spine in order to accommodate a more flexible shape. In the end, it really is beautiful, and a love letter that I am proud to have created to one of my favorite fanfics ever.

Bonus kitty pics under the cut:

Clio, it's not a footrest!

[musicmags]

[tumblmon]

My main goal with my cassette beasts fan game is simply to indulge my love of tcgs. My secondary goal is to end up commissioning a ton of cool art of Beasts just chilling like on certain pokemon cards. The idea of a velocirifle sunning on a big rock or a Bansheep being petted by several people brings me so much warmth and happiness.

[delicatebluebirdruins]

i don't know if this has been said but in a weird way the 2005 The War of the Worlds adaptation makes a little bit of sense if you think that the Martians invaded years ago and all died leaving behind the fighting machines then in the film the different aliens finally enact their plans on using the machines already here and wrecking shit not learning from the past mistakes

[wouldyoustayvn]

Sooooooo- Kraken Virgil am I right guys?