#ushouldask

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

Could you make headcanons abt a confident!chubby!poc!reader. Like when i search up haikyui x chubby reader all i get are hurt comfort stories about being insecure, and like everyone gets insecure but it gets to the point where people think everyone who isnt built like a coke bottle hates themselves 🙄. AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE ONES MADE FOR POC!!! Cause why are they all so stereotypical?! Like just because im black doesn’t mean im sexy redds clone😭🙏🏽.

Anyways back to the main plot🤭. I was thinking like reader with a style that has y2k/mcbling aspects (lowrise jeans, crop tops, chunky jewlery, etc) and is super bubbly. And back to he chubby thing, like ok. When i read x chubby readers, its always like fat ass and a lil bit of tummy, which is fine cause some people are built like that but not a lot🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️. Like i have thighs, big boobs(pray for my spine🫡🙏🏽😭) and tummy, but I also have hipdips that dig into my butt bro. So like yea🧍🏽‍♀️. Haikyuu headcanons (you can pick the characters you think will fit🫶🏽) x confident!chubby!poc! reader

(i apologize for the yap session i have lots of opinions on this topic)

Chubby!POC!Reader x Haikyuu Headcanons

ft: literally like half the team members of all the main teams

warnings: cussing

oh pal dw about it lmfao i get what u mean!! i hope these hcs satiate ur cravings 👍

since u didn't ask for any specific characters i just came up with a few hcs that i think could apply to multiple characters lol

credits: divider .

He lowkey likes it when people look at his partner and assume he can't carry them, but then he just goes "oh yeah? lemme just-" *picks u up and puts u on his shoulder without a single hint of struggling* 👍

Ushijima, Bokuto, Kuroo, Atsumu, Sakusa, Iwaizumi (but he wouldn't say it outloud lmao).

Can't pick you up? No problem, they wanna be the ones getting picked up anyways.

Yachi, Yamaguchi, Kenma, Tendou (u cant convince me he doesnt like getting picked up)

Can't pick you up? unacceptable. They're begging your forgiveness and spending hours at the gym until they can do it. Just give them a few months.

Nishinoya, Hinata, Hoshiumi, Kageyama, Terushima, Levi.

Became an absolute pro at finding your exact foundation shade. Like, has your exact match pinned down. Could just look at a foundation color and go "yeah that's their shade". Some may think it's a bit weird, but honestly it's so helpful sometimes.

Ushijima's autistic ass, Tsukishima, Sugawara, Asahi, Yachi, Sakusa and Osamu maybe?

Gets so excited over fashion, makeup, jewelry and all that stuff. Goes shopping/thrifting with you, pays for your nails and is very enthusiastic whenever you ask for their opinion on your outfits. Also lets you give them makeovers sometimes. They will absolutely serve cunt if you ask them to.

Hinata, Nishinoya, Atsumu, Yamaguchi, Tendou, Kuroo, Bokuto, Oikawa, Yachi, maybe Levi lmao. Hot take but Ushijima would absolutely do it too.

Does encourage your passions and interest and stuff but their sense of fashion is that of a rock. If rocks wore crocs with socks. Still go shopping with u tho and they make up for their lack of advice by paying for all ur stuff. They spoil u so fricking much.

Tsukishima, Kageyama, Akaashi, Iwaizumi, Suna, Daichi, Sakusa, Ennoshita, Kenma.

Paints/writes/does photography and will make the most beautiful jaw dropping mouth watering gorgeous absolutely stunning works of art portraying you in such a beautifully realistic way. They get your colors and shapes and curves so perfectly well, it's incredible– it shows just how much attention they pay to every little detail about you, and how much they love all of it.

Daichi, Asahi, Ushijima, Osamu, Ennoshita, Sakusa, Yamaguchi, Yachi, maybe Kageyama.

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

OHH tysm for the tag! this was fun lol

(tbh my hair might be a bit shorter and technically its not purple anymore cuz it washed out already but whatever fksbdjd)

tagging @itsmiyamore @khlowewei and @northescere if u want ofc! and anyone who wants do to it as well lol

cute thing im coming up with

this picrew of yourself and your current hyperfixation !!

no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

hiiiii so I wonder if you could make some headcons about me x Tsukishima Kei or nishinoya yuu ?

so im a girl and i am gyaru / mcbling like i have manyyyyyyy accessories and i love shine and thinks like that like im girly but in higher level, i love makupe, juicy bags, low rise jeans, tops and I have septum in my nose ( i did it by myself )

I am veryyy extroverted and very talkative, sometimes I feel like I never run out of words im kinda popular like i dont wanna to narcissistic but i think mamy ppl in my school know me bc my loud character and the way i dress, and I am veryy self-confident (you have to be that way to dress)

I'm the most typical gyaru you can imagine, I'm loud, extroverted, I'm everywhere and I always want to be friends with everybody

My hobby is doing my nails, I always do my own nails and my friends love doing duck nails, shiny and pink with lots of accessories.

i hooe that i dont sound narcissistically

Nishinoya Yuu & Tsukkishima Kei x Gyaru! reader

warnings: cussing & mentions of unsafe piercings lmao.

Gif credits: Nishinoya & Tsukkishima ; Dividers ; Middle pic

Nishinoya Yuu:

oh girl that boy is a girlypop queen he would be a sucker for your style lmfaoo

he would absolutely let you do his makeup & give him makeovers.

you'd think he's just playing around letting you do his makeup in your room but he actually wears it out as long as it's not too dramatic/heavy, mostly just because he gets physically uncomfortable. would definitely rock some highlighter & eyeliner to volleyball practice though

he's absolutely your number one hype guy, he showers you in compliments everytime you show him an outfit and he always notices i says how much he loves your nails whenever you do a new design on them

sooo many sleepovers to watch your fav fashion/makeup shows and influencers and paint his nails or give him makeovers

gets you matching jewelry that goes super well with your style

definitely gets you some tacky 2000's style graphic tee that says some corny pickup line with lq pictures of your faces and a heart between u two.

will fight anyone who judges/criticizes your style

he didn't encourage you to do your piercing yourself, but he did let you pierce his earlobes lmao

kinda random but he loves the noise your jewelry makes lmfao

Tsukkishima Kei:

while he's not as passionate about fashion as you are, he likes seeing you be so happy and passionate about it

he drops simple compliments on certain outfits, makeup or nails every now and then.

he would also let you do very simple makeup on him, sometimes. he would make you work for it though, but he definitely loves spending time with you like that

he carries your stuff whenever your purse is too small and always lets you borrow his jacket if you get cold or wanna cover up a bit

he goes shopping with you and gives genuine opinions when you ask him. again, he might not know much about makeup or fashion, but he definitely tries to think about whatever you're showing him and gives you his honest thoughts, which are often actually helpful.

he also definitely spoils you and buys you anything you ask for if you smile bright enough but don't bring that up cause he'll get embarassed and nervous about it

loves watching you do your own makeup and outfits, he thinks its endearing how much thought you put into it

he does try to learn about the stuff you like though, and has a pretty good grasp on what your style is– so he always gets you the best gifts and sends you lots of pictures of stuff he thinks you'd like.

he does NOT like the fact that you pierced yourself and scolds you everytime you bring it up cause he got so worried about it

he doesn't ask for it, but he would definitely wear like one or two pieces of your jewelry if you suggested it would look good on him. same with painting his nails.

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

hii!

i saw you post and wanted to give it a try :)

So, I'm a 18 y/o girl from Italy and I love reading, writing and painting. I have a very soft spot for animals and everything regarding nature. I'm an INFJ, and I love everything dark academia, but my guilty pleasure is Sanrio, especially pompompurin and hello kitty.

I don't know how but after all these years of watching Haikyuu, Atsumu had really made his way into my heart, which I didn't think would have been possible since at first I didn't really like his personality.

I really like a good strangers to friends to lovers, or flirty/teasing atsumu who only behaves like this with her x oblivious! reader who thinks he hates her beacuse he acts differently with her than when he is with his friends.

Sorry if this is too long!

Flirty!Atsumu x Oblivious!Reader hcs

warnings: cussing & so much fluff wtf

gif credit ; dividers credit

When you two first met, he probably thought you were so cute from the start and has had his eyes on you ever since

At first he thought he had no chance with you though, seeing as your personalities didn't seem to be so compatible and you certainly didn't seem to be interested in him at all

As time passed, though, you two realized you had a lot more in common than you thought, and despite your personalities being different, you started to get along pretty well

He loves going on walks with you and having picnics on forests/near rivers/lakes etc.

He absolutely goes exploring with you and you too find so many cute animals (he's... not the most careful person though, so he probably got himself bitten/stung by animals more than once. he still loves going with you though)

He loves your paintings and often asks you to paint stuff for him (usually portraits of him, but sometimes he's asked for a funny picture of his brother or some cute animal). He insists to pay you even if you say it's not necessary and he absolutely will NOT take a no for an answer

He gets bored when you're reading because you can't pay as much attention to him, but he still gets you books he thinks you'll like. Like. for no particular reason, he just comes up sometimes with a book and goes "oh yeah i saw it and it had a pretty cover and i thought you'd like it"

Same with Sanrio stuff, he buys you so much stuff (plushies, stationery, even shirts or other accesories) and even if you say you're embarassed about liking it, that only makes him buy you even more Sanrio stuff. He does call you a coward bc of that though

Once he fully accepted his huge crush on you, his gifts often came with some over-the-top compliment from him. Which you thought was just sarcasm, especially because he was didn't wanna sound too clingy/weird so he kept a straight face while complimenting you (or attempted to do so, at least. most of the times he just looked constipated lmao)

One day you tell him to cut the bullshit and stop giving you sarcastic compliments and he just. freaks out and screams that he's in love with you and can't believe you thought he was being sarcastic this whole time

When you two get officially together, the gifts and commissions and compliments only multiplied, with the difference that now he smiles and stares at you all heart-eyes instead of frowning

hope you liked it! sorry this took a bit, i've been a bit busy

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

your self shipping post looked sooo cute so i thought i would send you an ask!!

— pronouns : she/her

— personality : energetic, loud, and sociable! i love being with my friends, but because of how extroverted i am i get lonely very easily. i’m actually pretty shy around people that i’ve never met before, but once ive been enabled i’ll start yapping like no tomorrow.

— likes : photography, reading, note-taking, and cheesy puns

— dislikes : bugs, asparagus, and tall shelves (i am short)

— crush: kuroo :))

— tropes / scenarios : tall x short (he is 188cm and i’m like 147cm) // teasing x being teased (i’m that type of person to get flustered really easily. i also react….very physically if i ever get flustered. like- i’ll punch and kick. but i try not to punch and kick too hard) // picky eater x human garbage disposal (i’m a little picky) // nerdy loser x nerdy loser (he likes science … and i like bad puns. it’s a match made in heaven)

Tetsurou Kuroo x Flustered!Reader headcanons

hii! sorry this took a bit, thank u for ur patience. hope u like these!! u two would be so cute 😭

warnings: none!

credits: gif ; dividers

when you two first met, he LOVED to tease you and joke around with you, especially bc of how shy you were about it at first. you thought he was this cool edgy guy jokingly flirting with you, and he thought you were cute and shy.

however, as you two got closer, you realized he's actually a loser and he realized you're actually quite extroverted. so, the teasing continued but it turned into something closer to two friends joking around, rather than him trying to flirt with some random cute girl

that doesn't mean you don't get flustered when he calls you petnames or compliments you (and it certainly doesn't mean he likes seeing you blush any less)

most of his flirting comes in the form of jokes that turn more obvious as time goes on.

it starts with him joking that he likes to eat with you because you give him your leftovers, or complimenting you because he says its funny how worked up you get. then, it was him just saying you two should go on a date and act like its your anniversary to see if the restaurant gives you any free food, or saying he wonders if kissing you would make you blush even more

eventually, of course, he blurts out how much you like him and tries to cover it up with a joke– which, of course, you've known him for too long to believe it

your go-to dates are studying together– you're both the perfect balance between being losers who want to actually study and being dumbasses who like joking around.

you also often go out to eat together; he knows all your food preferences and usually tries to pick places that have food you'll like, but he's clearly glad to eat anything you don't. he also cooks you stuff sometimes, and it's cool to be able to just eat it without even asking what it is because you know he'll only make you stuff he knows you like.

you're disgustingly cute when you go out to eat together. you feed each other in restaurants and share street food while walking, hands intertwined and silly cute smiles on both your faces

if anything, being your boyfriend just makes him enjoy making you flustered all that much more. he's actually a bit shy when it comes to romantic affection in public, but he kisses you all over and flirts with you openly because he loves to see you blush and smile when he does.

dni: pr0-ship, g0re, ed/sh blogs.

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

ushiten is up dawg

literally something tendou would say

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

Hello I say your post about self shippers and thought I'd send an ask your way.

Crush: Sugawara

Pronouns/gender: they/him non-binary Personality: I tend to be quite at first but as I get to know people I'm super loud and love to talk. I'd also describe myself as a golden retriever partner, clingy and thriving on praise

Likes: anime, video, writing, reading, and the odd on of my likes/hobbies is archery

Dislikes: assholes, being judged for who I am, loud noises

I hope this is enough, and no rush take your time and get to it when you have the chance.

Sugawara Koushi x Gn!reader hcs

warnings: none! c:

Hii! thank u for your ask :D hope you like the hcs i came up with!

gif credit ; dividers credit

Sugawara is probably the one who tries the hardest to get new people to feel comfortable with his friends. Especially if he sees you're a bit quiet at first, he'll go the extra mile to make you feel included and to let you know you're welcome in the group and he's there for you

Once you two got closer and you felt comfortable enough to be your usual loud self around him, he probably started liking you even more

Once he started getting a bit of a crush on you, he was always trying to find ways to spend time with you. If you study/work, he would pick you up afterwards with your fav drink/treat, or he would bring you food if you take lunch breaks

He's always there for you, offering you earbuds or a hug or even just covering your ears if there's a loud noise and he notices it makes you uncomfortable. He'll just stay with you however long it takes for you to feel okay.

If there's something that guy is good at, it's praise and compliments. He's really good at making people feel valued and loved in general, but if he's in love with you? He definitely takes it to the next level. A day rarely passes by without him praising you in some way, even if it's simply calling you beautiful or talented. He makes sure to give you some sort of compliment everyday and you know his compliments are always genuine

He probably thinks it's super cool that you do archery and he often goes with you just to sit and watch you practice. He thinks you look like an epic character from a fantasy book/movie (and it's also the perfect opportunity for him to compliment you some more). He also really loves reading the stuff you write and he would absolutely fall in love with you if you ever write something about him

He LOVES hearing you talk and ramble about anything you like. He's not much of a passive listener, he's always making comments and showing you he cares and is interested in what you're saying, but he definitely lets you talk a lot whenever you feel like it

He's also very much thrilled about how clingy you are. Although at first (before getting together officially) he might be a bit awkward about it, not really having expected it with how quiet you were at the beginning. But once he realizes you like it, he would definitely reciprocrate your affection. He probably loves to play with your hair while you read

However, don't get fooled by his softness. He's also very loud sometimes and his favorite moments with you are probably the late nights spent watching anime, funny videos and playing videogames all night, laughing until your stomachs hurt and you can't even breathe

Overall I think he'd be very affectionate, considerated and understanding with you. He's always trying to make sure you're comfortable and happy with him.

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

Hold me tight!

Gif credit & dividers.

About:

You can call me Usho! I go by he/him and I'm a latino guy who. really likes haikyuu lmao. I'm +18.

I mostly write Kagehina stuff, but you'll probably find some other stuff too. Requests are usually open and my ask box is open if you wanna chat!

My ao3 is ushouldwatchhaikyuu

I used tws for most common triggers. They'll be tagged as "#tw [trigger]" or "#[trigger] mention". Cussing isn't tagged, ns/fw is. Feel free to ask me to tag any specific triggers you might have! I don't mind.

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for original posts, I usually tag the most common spellings for character names. for rbs, I usually tag with the simpler versions (eg: Hinata Shoyo), but there's a few posts that might be tagged with other spellings

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

hawo! i saw ur post about the xreader thing and uh… i go by she/her, im a stem girlie if that helps, i like arts and volleyball, i used to game a lot but im trying to lessen it cuz its becoming a bad habit, i like reading and music too, and i bake/cook when im not feeling lazy or am particularly stressed about something, and i guess im pretty quiet? like, i come off as intimidating to a lot of people but im literally just generally anxious 😭 i get hyperfixated on random stuff and get distracted easily + find studying very very super hard and boring but am in honors somehow. i care a lot about my family but i have trouble forming connections outside of childhood friends and stuff, thats the gist of me. i would love headcanons with kageyama or kenma! (maybe both if ure generous? or sugawara or tsukki work too idk choosing a haikyuu fave is impossible)

Kageyama & Kenma x F!reader

warnings: none!

girl u are very relatable (anxious, easily distracted, hiperfixated, arts & stem people rise up) and im also very much a kageyama kinda guy lets be friends LMFAO /hj

gif credit: kenma & kageyama ; dividers credit

Kageyama Tobio:

oh my guy is also very much someone who gets very hyperfixated on stuff, chances are once u become close enough, both of you would start rambling/infodumping onto each other and would accidentally get into whatever the other one is hyperfixated on lmfao. like one day you'd come up to him and just ramble for 15 mins about some historical event and next day he would call you at 2am and go "GIRL THATS NOT EVEN THE FULL STORY GUESS WHAT I LEARNT ABOUT THAT" and viceversa.

since both of you are on the quieter side, chances are you might not speak every single day, but whenever you do speak, you could spend hours doing nothing but that. he's a very pleasant person to have long talks with and he would always be super interested in whatever you talk to him about

he's dumb as bricks when it comes to school stuff and struggles to study as much as you– but since you get good grades, he would come to you for help. which would lead to VERY chaotic but thoroughly enjoyable studying sessions lol.

he would always be so eager to play volleyball with you, regardless of how good you are. if you're on a lower level than him, he would tease you about it but also be very patient and explain everything to you a thousand times if need be (in his own way of course, which would probably include at least a few insults each time, but it's all in good nature)

he would very much enjoy just watching you draw/paint in silence or while listening to music. he finds it fascinating & very calming

he would go ABSOLUTELY WILD if you ever paint/draw a portrait of him. im talking like "weak to the knees, teary eyes & needs at least 1-5 business days to process it" type of emotional

Kozume Kenma:

oh girl he would be TERRIBLE for your gaming addiction lmfao

however!! if you are motivated enough to get better with that, you would probably try to get him to form healthier habits too and he would resist, but ultimately try to listen to you.

you would both probably spend hours straight just enjoying each other's company, not really talking that much, just doing your own thing (him gaming & you painting/reading etc)

he would be so shy whenever he includes you in streams and people say you two look cute together

whenever he's tired but still wants to spend time with you, he would love laying down with his head on your lap while you read for him and play with his hair

his way of showing affection would be to ask you to play his new fav videogame with him, or join him in streams, or send you playlists with music he thinks you would like

he would also play songs you like on the background of his treams and get fricking demonetized all the time because of it, but he still does it

he also tries to comission you to make his pfps/headers and pics for streams (he would get so shy and happy when you say that yes, boyfriend privileges include free drawings, indeed)

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

i love interacting w mutuals sm. like hey wdym theres this little person somewhere going on w their lives that thinks my posts r funny/interesting and replies to many of them?? AND you're telling me i can ALSO reply to many of their posts n they wont mind it???? WHAT THE FUCK thats so cool

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

OH OH HURT/COMFORT KAGEHINA I GOT YOU

Full disclaimer though I haven't read these in years so I'm trusting the descriptions I put in my notes 😭😭 all happy endings though dw

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2743706

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2654009

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25501423

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24340657

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2620328

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2448881

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4298559

Sorry if that was too many I got overly excited lol!!! Also I have a lot more that I haven't organized (like 200 or so AO3 tabs?) but if u want me to send u my "database" Google doc I will happily share it with u!

AYOOO JFBSKDNSKS ur awesome omfg fksbdjdjdj

tysm 😭😭😭 and yes i would love that!!

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

Hey, can I ask Ushijima and Tendou for the character bingo ask? Thanks!

hdkdkdkd yess tysm!!

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

The food I mentioned in the ask game was indeed milanesa de pollo I just didn't know how to say it in English ajxnsjdjns

oh i think they dont have a name for it lol its like with empanadas, most food from countries that havent gotten popular in english-speaking countries dont have a name in english so u just call them the original name i think???

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

Won't let go!

Heyy! you can call me usho!

this is my intro post. hope ur having a nice day!!

i go by he/him, i'm latino and +18.

u can check my tags below!

english isnt my first language, so feel free to (kindly) let me know if i make any grammar mistakes!

send me an ask/dm if you'd like to be added to my taglist!

i use tws when i see necessary, but feel free to let me know if u need me to tag anything. any triggers will be tagged as "[trigger] mention" and ns/fw is tagged as "ns/fw mention".

info about writting requests here

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fics i'm currently writting:

lemme know if u wanna be tagged when i update any of these!

A Warm Meal (ao3)

After Kageyama's parents leave him alone at home, he's forced to get himself a job. Lucky for him, he's alright at cooking and there's a woman who needs someone to cook for her children when she works night shifts. Not-so-lucky for him, that woman turns out to be Hinata's mom.

(Kagehina, canon divergent, slow burn, hurt/comfort, lots of fluff & cooking)

Toss for me (However long you will) (ao3)

Kageyama's always sucked at compliments, and Hinata knew that. He also knew Kageyama only tossed for people who were essential to winning, and without any praise to go off, he's afraid Kageyama doesn't think he's worth tossing for. Naturally, it all goes to shit one day.

Now, Kageyama has to learn how the fuck do compliments work, which is a lot harder than one would think, mind you.

(Kagehina, canon divergent, slow burn, angst & fluff, hurt/comfort)

Tobio Kageyama's thing with hugs (ao3 & tumblr)

Kageyama has a thing for hugs. he & the other karazuno boys realize this, after a few particular situations where each of the members hugs kageyama for the first time.

Tumblr links:

Part 1: Nishinoya & Kageyama

Part 2: Sugawara & Kageyama

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Byf: pro-shippers, terfs, transmed & similar, lgbt+ exclusionists, etc. aren't welcome in my blog.

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

oh usho i hope things get better for you :( ❤️ i know we don't speak much but im here if you need me ok ily

fjabfvskdb THANK U SM dont worry i'm doing okay!! im still struggling a bit with some emotional stuff, but things are getting better. i appreciate the concern tho you're so nice 😭😭 tysm ilyt

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

LWFT KUDOS ON RED LIGHTS IDK IF I WAS LOGGED IN OR NOT BUT I DID IT RAHHHH IM EXCITED FOE THE REST!!!!!!

nxkskddb WTF WHY DIDNT I SEE THIS ASK SOONER

im glad ur liking it so far though 😭😭