#vaunts ☾

[faeriemarie]

i am a total genius and i'm totally gonna get a 100% on my ap statistics quiz tomorrow. like i'm literally the smartest person in the class and i always get the highest marks. i even got a 100% on all of the review. i'm so ready and so prepared, i don't even need to study. i can just walk into class and get 100% on the test because i'm that smart. and statistics comes so easy to me. i was born knowing all of the calculator functions and the difference between t-tests. the test tomorrow is actually going to be the easiest exam i have ever taken in my entire life. like it's just going to be so easy and i'm going to know the answer immediately after i look at the problem. especially the multiple choice. i am a boss at ap-style multiple choice questions. everyone in the class is probably jealous of me because my grade is the highest and they are barely passing. whatever, i can't help how perfect i am. math just comes really easy to me. i was blessed that way.

[faeriemarie]

i am so going to pass my calc exam tomorrow. like wdym i'm literally a genius and the smartest person in the entire world. i have an iq of 200. i'm basically sheldon cooper. i don't even know how calculus is so easy for me. whenever i look at an integral, i immediately know how to solve it. there's no doubt about it. and i know all of the formulas too. i was born knowing all of the trig identities and everything. of course i know the double angle identities. of course i know the midpoint and trapezoid rules. like this is all so easy for me, i can't believe i'm still in this class. i should be in calculus iii already. i should win my nobel prize for physics already. ugh i'm just so smart honestly it's a struggle to be as smart as i am. like my brain is just so big and i know everything. there's honestly nothing that i don't already know. i'm sure i'll get 100% on the exam. there's no reality where i would not get a 100% on the exam. i'm smarter than my teacher too and i never make mistakes. colleges are actually afraid of how much i pass math tests. i just pass without trying, it's so weird. and i can't seem to get my grade to go below a 100%. even if i never study and put in no effort, i keep succeeding. it's like i'm immune to failure or something. is it weird to say that i'm actually a little excited for my test tommorow? like i know i'm going to pass but it's going to be so easy. it might even be the easiest exam i've ever taken in my entire life. you know what- it probably will be. i've got this in the bag. nothing can keep me from my 100%. literally nothing. wow, being good at math is such a relief. i'm so grateful i have been blessed with this wonderful gift. thank you so much universe! i am so happy and grateful that i am a math genius and i pass every exam with flying colors!!