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kegareki · 2 years
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"rei," you might ask, "why the fuck are you making genin teams for the parents in naruto? why are you giving them jounin-senseis and intended specialties?"
my answer is "i cannot fucking tell you. to torture myself i guess"
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keikiri-kitten · 1 year
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PEPPERS ★ LEON KENNEDY
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leon x reader, infinite darkness!leon x fem reader, being a good girl for leon, VERY smut adjacent, fluff
I keep seeing comments like ‘he’s so lana del rey’ in reference to Leon so I will indulge in that for a brief moment. Just think about being a good girl for Leon. Putting your hands on his knees as your bum is planted on your heels while you sit in between his legs. Imagine just being a pretty little doll for Leon as he adores the sweet look you give him. He stares at you in pure adoration, pupils blown wide. He’s just so in love with you and the fact you’re so sweet that you make his teeth ache.
Imagine a rough hand of his caressing your cheek as you both sit in silence. The only sounds that can be heard is the rocky breaths you both share. He’s doing everything in his power not to rip your clothes to shreds. Instead, he forces his body to keep its composure; he’s resting on the couch with his back comfortably on the cushions and his legs spread wide enough to give you a bit of wiggle room.
You’re perched like a little bird. Pretty and waiting for him to make a move. Your hands run up and down his upper thighs, trickling your fingertips along the insides of them and over his denim jeans before placing gentle kisses on their inner hem. He watches you with a flushed face— absolutely in love with you. He prioritizes this kind of contact with you so much that moments like this have formed some sort of routine recently.
He sighs out with a mix of emotions plaguing him. A part of him feels loved. A part of him feels as if he’s been bamboozled. He thought he found a sweet, gentle girl, but instead he’s found a minx who does as she pleases and preys on his weaknesses. He can feel your plush kisses over his jeans, working closer to his hips. His hands reach for your hair, using his fingers to toy with it while he takes in each kiss you give.
You wouldn’t call yourself a minx but your playful antics were something you prided yourself in. Allowing the tip of your nose to lift the bottom of his shirt up, kisses dance against his happy trail. From this, you provoke him to choke on the air he breathes in. The grip he has in your hair helps him tilt your face upwards and off of his skin. You take the lead from him, watching his eyes quiver. His lips are trembling and his chest is rising and falling faster than before.
Leon’s body nearly throbs feeling your hands dig into the meat of his thighs to lift yourself up and become face to face with him. Blue eyes study your lips, contemplating whether or not to taint you with his kiss. That’s when he hears you whisper, “kiss me.” It’s a request laced in heat and a lack of patience.
Leon still thinks about it for a few seconds before pecking your lips quickly, soon spotting your eyes hooded in lust. Another kiss. This one is a bit deeper and feverish. You accept each of his smooches by giving him one in return but it’s not enough. “Give me another one,” you coo, feeling his hands fall from your hair. His fingers slowly wrap around the base of your neck to keep you up before melting his lips against yours. This kiss is hotter than the other two. It’s eager and hungry. Leon’s lips tangle with yours like a famished man.
Letting him take the lead this time, you can feel him bite your bottom lip gently before diving in again. With a slightly parted mouth, his lips drag down your chin to your neck. The hand on your neck partners with his other to pull you onto his lap. Oh how he’s in love with you. There’s a gentle stripe left on the center of your neck with his tongue before his lips meet yours for a final kiss. “I love you,” he mumbles honestly.
You don’t speak, but wrap your arms around his neck and squirm a bit in his hold. With a peck on his cheek, you soon rest your head on his shoulder and relish in proper quality time with him.
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seiwas · 20 days
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fic authors self rec! <3 when you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. let's spread the self-love :3
hi rei 🥺 thank you so much for this! 🥺
had a bit of trouble figuring out which ones to put just bc i haven't been the happiest with my writing lately 🥺 but this kind of forced me out of that spiral for a bit, so i appreciate it 🥺
if art can be touched, will you let me hold you? (nanami kento x reader) [7.2k wc. non-canon au. sculptor!reader. strangers to friends to lovers. hurt/comfort, fluff. nsfw.] ········· enjoyed conceptualising this and executing it! i like it the most when there's a distinct theme to my fics, and i felt like i was able to convey that here!
three-party honesty (todoroki shouto x reader) [16.3k wc. canon-divergent. assistant!reader. slow burn. fluff. sfw.] ········· burned through all of my brainpower for this one but really enjoyed the process. a very dear fic to me because it has all the feelings i have for the todoroki family.
keep this drive to just us two (fushiguro megumi x reader) [2.7k wc. non-curse!au. college!megumi. fluff. sfw.] ········· i love writing megumi in general, but this fic in particular feels very important to me because of how i found my writing style while writing it!
11:49 p.m. (gojo satoru x reader) [<500 wc. canon-adjacent. established relationship. hurt/comfort. sfw.] ········· my first ever gojo fic, but still one of my favourites just because it sums up a lot of how i perceive him. i like the flow of this a lot!
these traces of love, they outline you (gojo satoru x reader) [12.9k wc. canon-divergent. established relationship. 5+1. nsfw.] ········· enjoyed the overall process and outlining for this one. i love a 5+1 fic and really immersed myself into this when i was writing it! how i feel about the col fics fluctuates a lot (some days i love them, some days i think of re-editing them) but the series holds a special place in my heart and i will never not love them i think!
honorable mention: i'm also really fond of my suguru fics! ········· there's a specific tone to writing him that i enjoy, and my fics for him tend to have my favorite prose! writing him feels a little bit like a dance.
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centrally-unplanned · 2 years
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Comic Box 1997 End of Evangelion Issue - Archive Scan
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Comic Box was a magazine in Japan launched in, from what I can gather, 1982. It was a bit of an ‘alt” magazine - it has an imprint, Comic Box Jr, which focused on doujinshi for example - and would cover anything anime-adjacent, including western films. The October 1997 release of the magazine was dedicated to the release of the End of Evangelion film, and to answering the question “what was the phenomenon called Evangelion?”. Towards that end it features fan submissions, art, comics, essays, all talking about what Eva meant to them. Some are serious, some are fully comedic, way way more than I expected are erotic, and overall it is a time capsule of how the anime community was thinking about Evangelion when EoE came out. The magazine dissolved in 1998 from what I can tell, so this was one of its last releases - you can still see its absolutely vintage website here! Complete with dashing chibi cat gif.
I discovered this magazine through japanese anime/manga archivist-in-residence ehoba on twitter, who provided photos and rough summaries of some of the pages. They are just camera photos of an open magazine though, not scans, and not at all complete. I hunted around for a while to find a scanned version, messaged ehoba and a few others, posted on forums like Evageeks, and drew total blanks. I couldn’t find any listings of it online, so I set the quest aside...until I was placing another order for some artbooks for import and decide to check Yahoo Auctions Japan and lo and behold, there is was! It arrived this week.
So that image above is not one pulled from the internet - I have scanned the entire Evangelion segment of Comic Box - October 1997 issue. I am a neophyte scanner & image editor, these aren’t gonna be amazing or anything, but while I hope to make a more polished version I wanted to share the drafts now. I really aspire to translate it, but of course I don’t speak Japanese, so I am going to see how far working with some people I know and brute-forcing with AI would go. If you are interested or know someone who would be, definitely reach out! 100% would crowdsource this. If someone already scanned and translated this, also let me know, I would groan heavily and curse my google skills but i’d rather it be available and know, and not waste time.
Below will be some reduced-down PNG’s of the magazine to fit Tumblr image limits with Ehoba’s notes and a few of my own attached to them. A link to the full images as a singular PDF is on the Internet Archive [Here]
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A reflection of a very known thing in this magazine is that, from my perspective, End of Evangelion is definitely Asuka’s moment to shine, but it didn’t matter because the 90′s Eva fandom *loved* Rei. She was the most popular by far, and I think dethroned Sailor Mercury on the ‘best girl’ polls in magazines of the era. Nowadays if you poll audiences - as the NHK did recently - Asuka is the most popular girl, but it was a different, proto-moe-boom time.
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"Evangelion was fake. A fake made by one director, or by the staff. However, it was a very real fake. God, it was so good."
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Watermelon Kaji absolute goat here; so cool indeed
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How much Asuka is suffering in all these images vs god-salvation Rei is, again, saying alot about the waifu wars.
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"I don't think episode 25 and 26 were professional work. I understand that the ADR script and previews with layout sheets are supposed to be avant-garde, but something is wrong with it." "TV show is not an individual's job, so I wanted them to deal with the schedule limitation."
90% sure this Asuka ‘escaped’ and I saw it on the internet in the early 2000′s - maybe the author published it elsewhere in a doujin, I assume a lot of this art would have been repurposed for other mediums.
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Honestly the art is incredible for this magazine sometimes, the splash pages they have are filled with Evangelion’s anime-spiritual energy.
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"Unit 02 has a mouth, which means it can give a blow job." "The biggest surprise is Rei in cowgirl position. The official content does that, so hentai authors have nothing to do."
(Gainax putting hard-working hentai doujin authors out of a job, what assholes!)
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"My heated up feeling toward Evangelion was quick-freezed by episode 25 and 26. EoE defrosted it, but now I feel distant from Evangelion."
How much Episode 25-26 come up here is great evidence for how divisive they were - End of Eva is absolutely seen as commentary on, and opposition to, the TV ending. I think in the west the initial reception of the original ending is overall more positive? Certainly nowadays, would be curious how it is seen in Japan today.
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OCR’ing this image will literally murder me, pls I can’t
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"Bullshit plot, surficial information, shallow dialogues, inconsistent direction, story with tons of plot holes, the director's masturbation, the otaku's useless attempt to enlighten other otaku..." "BUT I LOVE IT."
10/10 take
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"'Sincerity' of someone I don't like just confirms that I still don't like them. Anno apparently thought that honest depiction of himself can be depiction of otaku, but that's not wrong. Anno is exceptionally creepy."
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God-tier Anno portrait here. I love how many of this art showcases “settings” from End of Eva and which ones hit the audience - re-using the movie theatre seats for Shinji, that is really cool!
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Evangelion - Slayers edition! The artist names are in the black box panel on the page lining, I absolutely hope to track down a few of them and see what kind of works they made.
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"I think each material of Evangelion was nothing new. In the early half, however, I was moved by their techniques of arranging and remixing those materials." "Creators' strong desire for expression supported this story, but I'm not sure."
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"Adam and Eve in the Eden East" "I hope they will live happily after the ending."
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"The theater was like a funeral after the screening. No, I should say it was a literal funeral. Evangelion ended, it died. In terms of entertainment, Evangelion was completely and brilliantly killed."
Kaworu’s insta-inclusion into the ranks of the kid cast is always amusing to me; he is in one episode of the show after all, barely in Eva! But he is all over the art immediately. The power of design - and also being one of the first gay characters on television (as opposed to OVA’s) in Japan.
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Hopefully if I can make progress on translation I can have actual thoughts to add to the scan, certainly I will post results if I get them.
I value, way too deeply to be honest, the preservation of the other side of the ‘media mix’ - how people responded to the media in question and what it meant to them. It is way more likely to be lost than the media itself or documents from the production side. May this contribution to preserving a bit of that experience be of value to those out there who would be interested in the history of Evangelion, and anime more generally.
If you think you know anyone or your followers overall would be interested in translation help, I would appreciate the broadcasting!
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alexilulu · 20 days
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Books I Read In 2024 #16-18: A Deadly Education, The Last Graduate, The Golden Enclaves (Naomi Novik, Del Rey Books, 2020-2022)
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Galadriel Higgins, the subject of a prophecy of utter doom upon the world of magic, is a young witch attending The Scholomance, an extradimensional school intended to both teach young wizards to survive a world that disbelieves in their power and the omnipresent maleficaria that would kill them to devour their potent mana reserves. She's forced to survive the scorn of her fellow cutthroat classmates as much as she is the dangers of monsters adapted to hunt wizards around every corner, in the food they eat, in the air they breathe.
This was pretty fun.
It's impossible to talk about the school story genre that these novels are firmly rooted in without talking about the elephant in the room: noted british transphobe J.K. Rowling. It would be insane to say that these novels do not exist in the context of and surrounding the pushback against Harry Potter that has only vaguely been trampled on by their author's virulent, frankly insane radical trans-exclusionary feminism.
It goes without saying that there are similarities to those novels, primarily because they are both drawing on the structure of british boarding schools more than any desire to emulate its anodyne predecessor, but they fundamentally end there. Where Rowling throws out concepts and fails to account for their existence later, the Scholomance is a feast of worldbuilding related from Galadriel's perspective directly, with her particular views on these things made plain.
Like any first person novel, the strength or lack thereof in the novel is in how you find the narrator's voice, and what it tells you. It would be incorrect to describe El as an unreliable narrator, but she does have a very fundamentally flawed view of the world caused by her particular situation. Born to the most famous healer in the world in the backwoods of Wales, Galadriel (yes, her mother named her that, I know) grew up outside the Enclave system that was devised by the wizards of antiquity to avoid the maleficaria that hunted their children and the disbelief of the general populace; in this world, mundane non-magic users actively destroy magic just by being near it, robbing it of power until a wizard fundamentally loses the ability to cast spells should they try to prove its existence to them. It's a fun twist on the classical problem, with more than a little influence likely from the World of Darkness roleplaying games from White Wolf, which bear a similar fundamental worldbuilding conceit.
As a result of being raised out in the world, Galadriel has spent most of her life in fear of constant, imminent attempts at her murder. Unfortunately, she is uncomfortably adept with dealing with this, as a result of an affinity she displays for grand, world-ending spells, and lives in fear not just of her death but also losing control of herself and fulfilling a prophecy laid at her feet by her paternal great-grandmother, that she would lay waste to the enclaves of the world and kill millions.
If I had to put the overall vibe of these novels in any one spot, it's YA horror-adjacent coming of age. In order to survive to adulthood, the worthy children of the world (primarily Enclave-dwellers, but a significant proportion of unaffiliated children as well) are pulled to the Scholomance, a massive 4-year secondary school in the void where they can learn safely. Of course, the truth is that it also acts as a massive bug zapper for every monster in the world that can find its way past the wards, and fully half of each class dies every year, until the Graduation Run, where the school seniors are forced to run across a hundred yard grand hall that hasn't been able to be cleared of maleficaria since the 1800s, making it a nest of all the nastiest, most dangerous monsters in the world. So...things are a little dark.
The writing is snappy, fast and evocative. Details are sparse on the particulars of the maleficaria, giving you just enough to build your own image of the various horrific murderbeasts. Like I said before, this is a worldbuilding-first experience, though no less attention is paid to Galadriel's relationships with her classmates.
I won't go overlong into details for book 2 and 3 or trying to articulate all the things I like about the worldbuilding and thought paid to creating a world that works like you might think it does here, but suffice to say I find it pretty damn good overall. Honestly, the quality remains relatively solid over the length of the series, and they were released quickly enough that it feels like a series written for publication start to finish.
For fans of the genre or looking for something to wash the old bad taste of the lucky chosen one out of your mouth, you can absolutely do worse than this.
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raehs · 6 months
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WISHLIST.
oh i'll add to this later.
someone braiding rey's hair.
sequels era rey (kenobi) meeting obi-wan either him ending up in that era or rey ending up in the prequels.
rey + obi-wan in any capacity. she could be his padawan (':
rey as satine's " niece " or handmaiden-adjacent but she's actually the korkie stand-in (aka secretly obi-wan's child?)
rey growing up in the resistance alongside poe and snap.
rey + kylo bonding. i think they have great potential to be something akin to lilo + stitch. or hiccup + toothless.
rey skywalker. rey skywalker. i typically go with lost child of luke / luke + mara.
rey getting visits from various jedi force ghosts pre-tfa when she was along on jakku (i've done this with anakin rpers and it was soft!! would love to do again)
prequels era order 66 survivor.
prequels era jedi falling for someone she shouldn't (': so they sneak around. ( finnrey au finnrey au )
i had a prequels ship that was rey falling in love but then order 66 happened and they didn't see each other for years. i love the emotions of love during war and still loving each other when you assume they're dead. they live on in your love for them.
finnrey.
could ship rey + poe tbh. like i see the vision ... i see it.
had an au once where rey was a child of anakin + padme in a world where anakin didn't fall and instead left the order. it was a vibe. would love to do it again.
rey kissing women.
pre-tfa rey who's stubborn and feral, yet very kind to the people around her and takes care of the people who deserve it and stands up for the little guy.
my au's !! atla, spn, winx club !! time traveling !! tinkerbell !! pjo !!
rey + clones ! rey + tbb !
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enkisstories · 7 months
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Meanwhile in the adjacent guest room, Ben and BB-8 inform Rose about everything that has happened while they were under the influence of the Rylothberry wine:
The flirt, the duel and Poe very nearly having sliced off Rose's shoulder with a lightsaber. And Hux casually having saved Rose, only to comfort her attacker instead the very next moment. That’s probably what hurts the most.
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Rose: "How come you and Rey were unaffectedby the wine? Did your force bond protect you?"
Ben: "It's nothing like that at all. In my position I learned to merely give the impression of drinking a lot, while really only sipping from the same drink all the time. I had way less than you all."
Rey: "And I did feel sluggish and slow. Could just as well have been me taking that wrong step into the lightsaber blades."
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Rose: "So I was in a life and death situation, but no Glad to be Alive sex for me, because me and my hormones didn't even realize what was happening.
Plus, the men I have feelings for are now both in a relationship with Poe, because I never mustered the courage to ask them out and see who might be the one? That's all a bit much."
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Rey: "One doesn't need to be in love for cuddles. C'mere!"
Rose: "Reeeyyy... you're too young to be the mom friend!"
Rey: “Should we raid Colonel Cahill’s ice cream vault then, and watch a movie?”
Rose: “Uh-huh.”
Rey: “Some sad romance?”
Rose: “Crime story, please. Like, a heist with lots of chase scenes.”
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grandhotelabyss · 1 year
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Heh, it’d be interesting to see the thought you hinted at a while back about how Red Scare-ism can never really be properly TERF-y written up in some moderately disreputable rag.* Incidentally about the hippie/fascist thing I was just commenting something similar to a leftie associate, adding to the point about Morrison et al that of the great *leftist* American novels are secretly libertarian (some Hemingway, Dos Passos, much of what passes for leftism in PKD) as well. Underlying reaction is a disposition of the profession I suspect. Forget women, if civilization had been left to novelists we’d all still be living in grass huts!
* I won’t share my own thoughts on this atm (although my gut mostly agrees with you!) because much like the thing about Chu being dishonorable I almost have too much to say. I won’t do it, but it would be a fascinating project to try to do “an intellectual history of the red scare girl” from the 2014 Lana del Rey fan to the present.
I nominate Pariah the Doll to write up the anti-convergence of Red Scareism and TERFism. (Somebody should commission me to be a commissioning editor. Who commissions the commissioners?)
I never know if I should make a bigger deal about it or not, and I'm sure you know this, but I literally wrote one of the first "Lana del Rey is right-wing—and that's pretty much fine" essays, and got it published in a mainstream left-lib literary journal in 2014. This would have been impossible after 2016, though it's probably doable again, if not in that precise organ.
(Alex Perez said that middle-aged conservative or conservative-adjacent men's obsession with Lana seems forced and pathetic. I see what he means, but I think it's partly because she's one of the only post-monoculture stars who actually has a universal appeal, has something to say—or different but equally vivid things to say—to 45-five-year old men and 15-year-old girls.)
Agreed on novelists—but maybe just American novelists. There's that Dick quote—I came upon it in this book—where he calls himself a fascist but says he's trying to teach the fascist worldview to the masses, to everyone; but since the fascist worldview involves subjecting reality to one's will (he cites Mussolini to this effect, but it could be Nietzsche or Crowley or for that matter Emerson, and in any case Mussolini liked William James) then fascism for everyone is just anarchism, i.e., anti-fascism (since for Mussolini fascism was also a collectivist cult of the state and not a billion proliferating individual micro-realities). I didn't read and don't necessarily endorse the whole book, but the occultist John Michael Greer's political tract The King in Orange essentially ends by saying that American ethnogenesis is not yet complete—the true American has not yet been born—and this bone-deep libertarianism seems to have something to do with the ongoing nascence of this novel humanity. It's why I prefer outré neo-pronouns to "they" and am somewhat wary—this will irritate people, too, I'm sure—of gun control. We're running a very particular experiment here; maybe we'll all die, but still, let's see how it plays out. As our girl sings, "And if you don't like it you can beat it, beat it, baby." Of course I have other days where I think completely otherwise; I am only one generation out of Europe on my mother's side after all. Woodrow Wilson, however, did say in a speech delivered to newly naturalized citizens—I only read this because it's in the back of the Norton Critical My Ántonia—that their very desire to come here in the first place meant they'd been Americans all along.
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misfits-den · 2 years
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A rant about my OCs
Hag: Kitt, you'll have synesthesia linking your sight to your magic sense. Also, you though you were a Jedi after watching Star Wars, before you've learned about magic.
Kitt (HP-turned-multi-fandom): Ok, so I create a whole new magic system, based on subtly redirecting a natural flow of energy in a way that "passively" results in spells just happening. By imitating Jedi, I've got a much better grasp on magic than my peers. My favorite spell is Displacement spell, which can potentially do anything as long as you're smart about using it.
Hag: That's a… I guess it would… makes sense.
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Hag: Rei, your father was from Jūgo's clan, but mother not, and while you've inherited their nature chakra thing, it ended up killing your mother, you were born too early, and so your chakra coils are "leaky". You don't go berserk, but you also don't really have much chakra reserves.
Rei (Naruto): Which also mean that my chakra reserves are restored almost instantly as they absorb natural chakra from environment, allowing me to use low-level jutsu's in constant manner. My go-to technique are chakra strings. Because I have very little chakra at any given time, I have top-tier control. Also, since the clan's origin was traced to Ryuchi Cave, and Snakes are symbols of immortality, I'm long lived.
Hag: This is not exactly what I was aiming for here. But alright, I'll roll with it.
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Hag: Rite, you sleep with half of your brain at the time, and like to use kyber and kyber-adjacent crystals as gizzard stones. That's it.
Rite (Star Wars): Kyber crystals are used in lightsabers as conduits of energy, ERGO can for at least brief period of time store it, ERGO I can use them to temporarily store the Force in them. Afterwards it's just a matter of pushing the energy through adjacent crystals. And since I don't fully sleep, I don't really loose grasp on it. It allows me to Focre-heal for far longer than other Jedi, as well as use other internal Force techniques.
Hag: … I'm pretty sure this is NOT how the Force works.
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Hag: Alright Caster, I've learned. You're just some random, old vagabond traveling the world. I'll allow you to be tall and known Garp as a child. Period.
Caster (One Piece): Since I grew up with Garp, I lived in the same environment, and have similar power level. Since I travel the world, I had plenty of opportunities to grow stronger, and learn techniques of other fighters via observation. And since I'm tall, I'm going to fuck Garp and pop out Dragon, just so I can wonder what kind of dwarf did Dragon fuck to make Luffy. Since I'm a vagabond, I give up my parental rights, but I'm still going to come to Marineford.
Hag: Come on!
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Hag: Moira, you ate a Devil Fruit that turns you into a glorified compass. You cannot possibly do anything with that. This is going to bite me in the ass, isn't it?
Moira (One Piece): As the Pose's fall into compass territory, similar to them I can remember the magnetic fields of a place/item/person and point to them from any place. Advanced use allows for abstract concept. Augments Observation Haki. Allows me to find weak points on my opponents, hunt anyone to the edge of the world, and potentially find Laugh Tale, while skipping the Phoneglyphs.
Hag: *deep breath* One, just one, can one of you stay irrelevant? Be nothing special? Just chill out in the corner? Please?!
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multifandomhoodies · 4 years
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Finnpoe Rec List!
There’s some really fantastic Finnpoe fics out there and I’ve been setting aside fics from my bookmarks for this for a while! These are just some of my faves, so enjoy!! 
Canon/Canon Adjacent (not AUs outside general Star Wars universe) 
“how to become the spark” by sassy_ninja (G - 49.7k
Poe Dameron, commander of the Resistance fleet, best pilot in the galaxy, hotshot trigger-happy flyboy, he's all of these things plus a little bit more. This is the story Poe Dameron, shy farmboy, doting son, idiot gay, soldier who tries his best not to be broken by the war roaring around him and most of all just a human in a galaxy which doesn't care about things like love, friendship and fear. This is how he breaks and how he begins to heal again and how he starts to learn what it means to be alive. Or Poe Dameron's life from his childhood to the end of the war.
“bathed in blue light” by delgay (M - 17.4k)
When Finn turns to his right, Poe stands beside him, looking up at Finn and giving him what might be a smirk if he weren’t too busy smiling. It’s that same smile that’s made home on his face ever since Finn said, “I’d like to see Yavin IV. If I’d be welcome.” Poe had blinked fast, but the smile came slow. “Buddy,” he’d replied, “I’m offended that you even had to ask.”
A year after the Battle of Exegol, Finn and Poe visit Yavin IV. While there, Finn struggles with the Force and his complicated relationship with Poe.
“we slept with our backs against the weather” by bogpersons (T - 8.4k)
Poe’s breaths come in stops and starts, and wheezes on the inhale and exhale. He sounds like a dying man. Finn lifts Poe’s hand to his lips, presses it there, squeezes his eye shut. Something harsh and painful swells in his chest, finds a place under his heart and pushes and pushes and pushes until Finn can barely breathe with it. You are a Human Person. Finn and Poe crash on a jungle planet. Finn struggles with himself.
“We Stan A Healthy Family Dynamic (The Kes Verse)” by AphroditesTummyRolls SERIES (Not rated, 161.7k)
Get in losers, we're giving the Star Wars Sequel cast the story they deserved-- Particularly Poe and Finn.
[Set after the events of TFA, rewrites of TLJ and neat little bits in-between. Poe deals with the aftermath Kylo Ren’s interrogation, dealing with regret and trauma, with the help of his friends and dad through a rewrite of TLJ.]
“your love will be safe with me” by incalyscent (T - 8.6k)
when finn stripped away the violence from himself, what did he have left? it was love; love; love.
“i’m yours (and suddenly you’re mine) by spacepilotprince (E - 4.3k)
Finn snorts against Poe's stomach, and it forces a ticklish laugh out of him. “Laying it on a little thick tonight, aren't you?” Finn asks as he looks up at Poe, and finds that grin he heard in his voice.
“Not the only thing that's thick,” Poe says with a smirk, glancing down between them towards Finn's cock.
“Oh, shut up,” Finn laughs, surging up to kiss him, muffling Poe's laughter. Poe runs his hands over Finn's shoulders and tips his head aside, sending Finn's mouth down his jaw and neck.
“Contact” by earthmylikeness (M - 9.9k)
Because what could Finn do but live through it? Live in the remains of his own shipwrecked mind, his badly-crossed wires. Imagine Poe’s perpetually bitten mouth on him - his wide, calloused hands on his bare chest, pulling him down and down whenever he so much as closes his eyes. 
Finn has a delayed reaction to surviving the crash.
“Best Laid Efforts” by cosmicocean (T - 3.7k) @cosmicoceanfic
In which Jessika and Temmin do their best, aren't even subtle about it, and Poe and Finn are still morons.
“Ad Pacem” by SteveTrevorsStarship (T - 1.5k) 
Finn knows war and rebellion so far. He doesn’t know peace. (Yet.)
“First Comes the Night” by coffeeinallcaps (E - 20.1k)
He doesn’t get nightmares. He doesn’t dream about the mask, the cries of the villagers, waking up in the desert with a blinding headache and his mouth filled with blood and the man who’d saved him gone, most likely dead. Instead, he just can’t sleep.
“have you heard” by peradi (Not rated, 42.1k)
"I heard FN-2187 was a Stormtrooper." 
Finn sparks a revolution.
“Doubt” by Cadoan (T - 1.4k) 
After the battle of Crait, something has changed in Poe. Poe can't sleep, and Finn goes to find him.
“Neither Here Nor There” by d8rkmessengr (T - 7.8k)
Sometimes, it felt like he wasn't really here. Sometimes, it felt like it wasn't really over. And the one person who tethered him left to finally tell Rey something. Post The Rise of Skywalker.
“How to Be a Finn” by Ayashiki (G - 111k)
In a hindsight, all of it - the stolen childhood, the crash on Jakku, Han Solo's death, even the lightsaber to the back - was easier than living in this world of invisible social clues and inside jokes, the whirlwind of this ragtag family that defied any logic, the caring, the compassion, the love. And all the while people tell him: Finn, you are so brave! Finn, you are so strong! Finn, you are so kind! Finn, thank you for saving my life! And FN-2187 looks to the stars and desperately tries to find this "Finn" everyone seems to know in himself.
“On the Other Side” by StarMaple (T - 27.2k)
Finn discovers the differences first hand between the First Order and the Resistance and establishes a space for himself on D'Qar.
“we are all stardust” by synergenic (Losseflame) (Not rated, 15.3k)
Finn wakes up. He wakes up slow, the rising tide of consciousness making him aware, firstly, of how stale his mouth tastes. Then it's the general stiffness of his body, the foreign feeling of a pillow beneath his head, the softness of the clothes he's wearing. Finn doesn't think he's ever worn clothes so soft.
“No Sleep till Brooklyn” by TheCarrot (T first chapter, second chapter E, - 10.4k)
Poe is exhausted. And not just because he hasn’t slept for more than three hours at a time in Force knows how long. Moreover it’s the 39 flights he’s run in the last 22 days and the fact Pava had gotten deathlike sick eight days ago and then they had fallen behind on a few supply runs and an emergency evacuations of some of their pathfinders and then there had been a last minute scramble to one of their allies in the mid rim with far too many TIEs to be comfortable and then- well, Poe just wants to fall over onto the floor and stay there.
AUs
“Time of the Underdog” by beeeawolf, SERIES. (G & T, 56k)
Modern times AU, Poe is a former Navy pilot who was discharged after a crash and being a POW. Finn is a university student who manages to catch Poe’s run away dog, BB-8, who’s literally everything to him.
“We Didn’t Start the Fire” by MayGlenn and cognomen (E - 10.7k)
There’s a calm that claims them all when they’re working and it’s going the way it’s supposed to; the low-level hum of concentration and focus and adrenaline that keeps them on edge without panic. The crew deploys from Idaho, a home base that they see perhaps 3 weeks out of the entire 26 week fire season, interspersed with time in camps and housing all over the country. This week, it’s California—sunny, liberal, beach lined, and on fire.
Finn's a Hotshot firefighter; Poe's the team Helitack operator. They're headed to California to fight a fire in San Jacinto; dangerous country.
“It’s Not Goodbye” by mssrj_335 (T - 25.9k)
Finn is an ex-soldier on a solo motorcycle trip across America. Poe is the mechanic in a small desert town. Poe wants to keep his secrets and Finn is running from something--or toward it--and the part for his bike is going to take at least a week to come in. What starts as a quick stop and awkward flirt devolves into a conspiratorial intrigue of a very personal nature. Lights in the desert, headaches and vague memories all point Finn to something that has Poe tied in knots. He just has no idea how far that something will take him.
“A Possibility (A Promise)” by sapphistication (T - 5.9k)
Poe, Prince of Yavin, is briefly reunited with the Resistance Fighters lead by General Leia Organa. After three years apart, he quickly finds that his affections for Finn are of a different nature than he remembers. Despite the war they find themselves in, they share a few moments of peace by the fire, filled with soft words and meaningful smiles. Time works against them, but Poe seeks a possibility and makes a promise.
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ashen-sky · 2 years
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Star Wars July prompts
Two years ago (wow has it really been two years) I made 31 prompts for Ace Attorney for the month of July. You can find that here, it’s the first chapter with the prompt list.
Rules: Can be completed as drawings, comics, writing, ect.- feel free to complete them before hand and queue them for the day of- the prompts should be the focal point of the piece but otherwise do what you want - tag me please!
1. Babies (that’s it, that’s the prompt)
2. “Can I keep it?”
3. Leia’s pregnancy with Ben/Kylo Ren
4.  A droid spa day
5. Daycare AU
6. Anakin using bad pick up lines on Padme
7.  Master Yoda and Padawan Count Dooku
8. Anakin needs sleep
9. Obi-Wan x Satine’s not quite relationship
10. Modern video game night (clones edition)
11. Mando and Grogu go to the market
12. Han X Leia proposal
13. Bounty hunter team up (minimum team of 3)
14. 1 + 1= Window (who do you think about first?)
15. Modern Kylo Ren/ Rey gym date 
16. Beach day (modern or in universe)
17. Luke and Leia raised together
18. Ship of choice aquarium date
19. Modern video game night (Jedi edition)
20. A night at 79s
21. Lux x Ahsoka puppy love
22. Obi-Wan dies on Naboo instead of Qui gon
23. No order 66 AU
24. Character A rants to character B about their crush
25. Luke and Leia are forced to take a break
26. Bad batch & Domino squad babysit Luke and Leia (cause neither are competent enough)
27. Wedding (Leia x Han or Padme x Anakin)
28. Crossover AU*
29. Council tea time
30. “One thing I wish I’d said sooner”
31. Freebie!
Feel free to send questions to my ask box and remember to tag me in your works!
Note for all ship prompts: I stuck with canon/canon adjacent ships, I am aware that not everyone agrees with certain ships for very valid reasons and personal preference so feel free to swap them out or skip them all together.
*While crossovers typically involve characters from different worlds meeting, you can also just pick the star wars characters up and drop them in another universe (I.e the jedi are all marvel heros, ect.)
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happy 2021! i really hope we all have a better year this year but for now, here’s a list of my favourite kylo/hux fics that were published in 2020, ones that got me through days of lonliness and sadness to make me smile ✧
thank you fic writers of the kylux fandom! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
- keep in the dark (to stay out of the light) by howlingshame Modern AU. Smuggler Kylo Ren runs afoul of Armitage Hux, head of the First Order crime ring. Instead of killing him outright, Hux decides to keep him for his own instead. Kylo is none too thrilled with the situation, but Hux has plenty of patience. He wants Kylo to be his in every sense of the word, and they've got all the time in the world. [E, 247k words, warnings for violence, stockholm syndrome, sub kylo & dom hux]
- Please Remember I Love You by @bumblebae8 After murdering Snoke, Kylo Ren flees alongside Rey, returning to the Reistance and to his mother after ten years. They at once begin strategizing on how to take down the corrupt and evil First Order. [M, 65k words, no warnings, redeemed ben, skywalker family drama]
- Children of War by @starryartemis​ After a complicated diplomatic mission went awry, General Hux and Kylo Ren accidentally find themselves tasked with their most difficult mission: becoming parents. Despite their complex relationship, they both agree that raising an offspring will help bring glory to the First Order. Their original vision of a united family quickly falls apart as Hux and Ren cannot see eye to eye in what they want the future to hold. [E, 162k words, warnings for violence, kylux science babies, slow burn]
- I Should Live in Salt for Leaving You Behind by Asrael_Valtiri Of course, he’d betrayed Ren, to save the Order. To save himself and his people.To try to save Ren, in a way.Strange, Hux thought, closing his eyes against the glare of the overhead lighting. He pretended that the wetness escaping the corner of his eye was from the brightness. He failed.Stupid, he amended. Stupid, Armitage. [E, 65k words, no warnings, a TROS fix-it, kylo clones]
- Against All Odds by Kittens              Kylo really doesn't care for people, but he'll always help an animal in need. When he sees a dog covered in mud on a cold, rainy day, he can't help but try to help. What he didn't expect was for the dog to be a fox and the fox to be a man. [E, 49k words, warnings for violence, modern au, fox hux]
- Hadopelagic by DustOnBothSides [WIP] After a life of staying pharmaceutically heat-free, Hux has to allow his body to go through at least one natural cycle, lest there be consequences. He takes a shore leave and travels to a former omegan retreat, abandoned and all but forgotten after the fall of Old Republic. Ren, not knowing of Hux's predicament, decides to follow, suspecting treason. He finds something else instead. [E, 33k words, omega hux & alpha kylo]
- Sup From My Mouth by @atlinmerrick​ [Kylux Adjacent] Dolly Oblonskaya never precisely introduces her old friend to her children’s new tutor, no. She does put one lonely man in a room with the other again and again and again...and to her delight Konstantin Levin and Francisco Garupe take care of the rest. Or, this is the story of how an idealistic young Russian aristocrat helps heal a mourning young Jesuit priest, one very cold Moscow winter. [E, 58k words, no warnings, Fransisco Garupe/Konstantin Levin]
- Lighting the Fuse by hey_honey "What is going on?" Phasma asked when Hux returned from his meeting with Leia looking pale. He stared at her. "The Queen's son agreed to marry a First Order official on one condition," he said. "And?" Phasma encouraged. "That official has to be me," he said. [E, 30k words, no warnings, omega ben & alpha armitage, mpreg, ben is ruler of naboo]
- Across the Stars, I am Home by @venetumdrabbler [WIP] Before leaving to go undercover in the First Order, Armitage Hux had made promises. Keep an eye and report when able to the republic, and later the resistance. Keep tabs on the dark force user Snoke. And most important of all: Bring Ben Solo home. So far Hux had managed, or was managing, 2 out 3. Then there is an awakening. [M, 42k words, no warnings, jedi armitage au, slow burn]
- Pro Nobis Solum by CarelessHux (AraSigyrn)     Kylo Ren wakes after Starkiller.  Alone. [M, 8k words, no warnings, post tfa au, established relationship]
- sisyphus rolls his boulder to the top by yogurtgun     While trying to convince Rey to turn to the Dark on the Steadfast, Kylo feels Hux's presence in the Force disappear. [T, 6.7k words, warnings for violence, tros fix-it, temporary character death]
- i can make your dreams come by claquesous It feels like the small hours of the morning, the blurry in-between Hux calls early and Kylo calls late. “Can’t even make it through the night without a pillow to hump, can you?” Hux sneers. [E, 3k words, no warnings, somnophilia, sub kylo & dom hux]
- Knot Finished by Ki_Ken_Tai_Ichi  Kylo learns a bit more about Arkanis physiology through practical demonstrations. [E, 2k words, no warnings, hux is alien, top hux & bottom kylo]
- 90 Day Fiancé by @bostarsky​ & @sunnywritesstuff​ “Maybe that means you’ll be more inclined to choose me,” Hux hints, glancing over at a drone buzzing by with a sneaky look on his face. Perfect, he’ll create as much support for himself with the public as possible. "What I choose doesn’t matter,” he croons, making it sound as romantic as he possibly can to hide the true meaning of the words. [E, 38.5k words, no warnings, alpha hux & omega kylo, kylo amidala, creepy snoke]
- What if We Tried Again? by @penpenhooray​ Perhaps, but did Pryde bother to check if he was actually dead?Armitage Hux may be many things, but a fool was not one of them. So rather than stay with the First Order and watch it burn, Hux decides that faking his death would be preferable, leaving him free to tie up his one loose end. His ex-husband, Kylo Ren. But what happens when Ren...isn't quite Ren anymore, but just as "dead" as Hux? What happens if they face their feelings surrounding their failed marriage? What if they dared to try again? [T, 2.7k words, no warnings, tros fix-it, mpreg & miscarriage]
- Where Do You Go When You're Lonely? by @vadianna​ Fresh off a grueling undercover mission on an unpleasant Outer Rim planet, Kylo Ren wants to eat, drink, and sleep. Unfortunately, Hux is sitting at the only bar in the area. Thinking that Hux is there to brief him, Kylo soon realizes that Hux is off-duty, and has also never seen him without his helmet on.  Things escalate, and the two wind up finishing Kylo's mission together as they both get to know each other. [E, 29.3k words, no warnings, false identity, bottom kylo & top hux]
- Team Hux or Team Ren? by AdamJensens General Hux overhears a conversation between stormtroopers that opens his eyes to a competition between the troops of the First Order. He discovers his subordinates are not only loyal and devoted but also obsessed – Hux has fans. So does Kylo Ren, and there's a kind of war going on between the two groups calling themselves Team Hux and Team Ren. What Hux doesn't know yet is that there's a third group solely focused on shipping the two co–commanders. There's fanfiction, fanart and all kinds of crazy theories. Shipping, as Hux will soon discover, is a serious business. [E, 11.5k words, no warnings, crack treated seriously, mutual pining]
- Under Covers of Darkness by Camellia Cook (thekurosakiconundrum) Alpha twins Ben and Kylo have a somewhat unusual arrangement with their mate Hux: they're together, all three of them, and it's not strictly a Hux-in-the-middle situation. [E, 3.3k words, no warnings, threesome, sibling incest alpha ben & alpha kylo & omega hux]
- Share the Load by @emperorsvornskr​ Hux runs into Kylo while dealing with his unique Arkanan biology- and Kylo is dealing with some self confidence issues. It's a match tailor made for the both of them. [E, 6.1k words, no warnings, alien armitage hux, trans kylo, eggs]
- Safety in his arms by @redcole​ Kylo knows it's time to bond with Hux, he just wants to make sure that his intentions are clear. After all, it isn't often that an omega courts an alpha. [M, 3.2k words, no warnings, omega kylo & alpha hux, mpreg]
- Horny Hearts by @rattlesnake777​ [Kylux Adjacent] Techie has a new flatmate called Matt and all he can really think about is doing it with him... [E, 18.3k words, no warnings, Clan Techie/Matt The Radar Tech, modern au, misunderstandings]
- Collars and Kisses by koi_boi Kylo loves his little fox and has missed him dearly after a long mission away. Hux, not so much, or so Kylo thinks. Then he actually thinks for once and comes to A Realization™. They fuck, they cuddle, then they get soft and tender. Disgusting. [E, 3.4k, no warnings, fox hux, fluff & smut, dom kylo & sub hux]
- the chancellor's gift by @thethespacecoyote​ Supreme Leader Kylo Ren goes on a mission to retrieve something invaluable for his lightsaber-obsessed chancellor. However, his plans for presenting the treasure to Hux are unfortunately derailed when a group of insurgents kidnap the chancellor and hold him hostage, threatening both Hux's life, and the life of their unborn pup. It seems, even years into their reign, that there are still enemies foolish enough to try to take from Kylo what's his. [M, 5.3k words, warnings for violence, alpha kylo & omega hux, mpreg, protective kylo]
- Entrapped by @kyluxtrashpit​ While searching for a mysterious Force artifact for Snoke, a squadron of Stormtroopers goes missing. Kylo insists on going out alone then, certain he can find and face down whatever might have killed them and succeed in getting the artifact. The creature responsible, however, has other plans for him. [E, 3.4k words, rape/noncon, tentacle sex, protective hux]
- Your Chain Around My Neck by @bastila-s​ After the council meeting about the Sith fleet, Kylo asks Hux to stay behind and "prove" he isn't a spy. [E, 3.6k words, no warnings but dubcon tag, power dynamics, smut, dom kylo & sub hux]
- Regret by @abraxas-drake​ Kylo tries to get Hux to relax under the guise of a work discussion. When things go terribly wrong, Hux must rely on the new Supreme Leader to save his life. [E, 3.8k words, warnings for violence and threats of noncon, alpha kylo & omega hux, protective kylo, forced into heat]
- Invasion by sigo Hux was seated at the long durasteel table in the Steadfast’s largest conference room, Enric Pryde on his left and Mitaka presenting his findings to the group standing on his right, when he felt it: Ren’s hands on his chest, running hot down his skin below his uniform. [E, 2.9k words, no warnings, pwp, bottom hux & top kylo, force sex, semi-public sex]
- In His Grasp by @cosleia​ Kylo Ren doesn't understand why General Hux is shirking his duty over a simple injury. When he tries to find out, though, he learns more than he bargained for...about the general, and about himself. [M, 4.1k words, post-tlj, pining, hand-feeding]
- Heat Sink by @sparrows-trashcan​ Kylo Ren is an omega but so is General Hux. While Hux doesn't mind everyone knowing that his preference is limited to male omegas Kylo Ren is shamed to feel the same. Everything changes after the Starkiller incident: Kylo Ren is in heat and there is only one person on the Finalizer who could possibly help him... [E, 4.2k words, no warnings, omega hux & omega kylo, smut]
- Distraction by @kyluxtrashpit​ Kylo needs a distraction from his hopeless pining over his co-commander, who he's sure he can never have. So he turns to the Knights of Ren to keep his mind - and body - busy. When Hux walks in on the events, however, Kylo learns that perhaps his feelings aren't a lost cause after all. [E, 3.6k words, no warnings, kylo/knights of ren, group sex]
- Between the Stars by Kittens The Finalizer's medical team does not want to deal with Kylo Ren. When he ends up injured during a mission, it's up to Hux to take care of him. It's not exactly what Hux is good at, but for Kylo it means everything. [T, 3.9k words, no warnings, hurt/comfort, bathing]
- Switch Up, Love Eternal by @onewhositswiththeturtles​ When Ren damages consoles aboard the Finalizer during a tantrum, Hux summons him for some much-deserved discipline. Perhaps there would be some hope for Ren learning the error of his ways if he wasn't such a whore for punishment. [E, 3.4k words, no warnings, dom/sub switching, smut]
- Across the Stars (To Find You) by Lady_Faulkner While on a mission for Snoke, Kylo Ren gets kidnapped by pirates and it's up to General Hux to track him down and rescue him before he's sold on the black market. Along the way, Hux discovers that his feelings of hatred for Kylo Ren have been masking another emotion altogether. [E, 10.9k, no warnings, kidnapping, hurt kylo]
- Doom's Desire by @nerdherderette​ Hux never expected to find a jewel worthy of the Empire's crown in an Outer Rim desert wasteland. [E, 10.3k words, no warnings, canon au, gladiator fighter kylo, emperor hux]
- Empire Day Miracle by coldashes         Kylo just wants to relax, to be surrounded by people is to be surrounded by the Force. Except this is the First Order's Empire Day officer party and things never go as well as one would hope. [E, 4.4k words, no warnings, pwp, identity mistakes, pre-tfa]
- Reptile Husbandry by koi_boi Hux is an accomplished researcher who's having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time in the field. He stumbles into a cave filled with secrets and one very large, very curious snake. Hux gets fucked in more ways than one. [E, 13.4k words, no warnings, modern/fantasy au, naga kylo & researcher hux, smut]
- Utapaun Christening by @mcducklet-blog​ Kylo Ren is determined to ensure that his children are the strongest creatures in the galaxy. Armitage Hux is willing to go along with it.Neither of them is ready for what that entails. [T, 6.6k words, no warnings, mpreg, knights of ren, peril]
- so it goes by @msbyjckals​ [WIP] Hux wakes to feel a pair of warm, calloused hands covering his. He doesn’t remember much, just the mission brief, the landing, and the cold. [M, 2.9k words, no warnings, starkiller rescue]
- Rumor Mill by @theweddingofthefoxes​ Everybody has their own suspicions about what Kylo Ren and General Hux get up to in private, but the truth is far more tender than anyone would guess. [G, 1.2k words, no warnings, fluff, cuddling]
- The One with the Eggs by sigo                 Hux turned on his heel, but hardly made it two steps before running straight into Kylo Ren. He knew his face betrayed his dismay. He didn’t have time for this. “I apologize, Ren, but I must be on my way.” Hux stepped to the side and Ren stepped in front of him again. Hux shivered as he felt another dropping sensation inside himself. This time the ‘drop’ completed its path — the inside of his pants was wet, cold gel trickling at a glacial pace down his thighs. Of course, that was nothing compared to what lay ahead. “Ren,” He said sharply. His voice was higher, raising in pitch the way it always did when he was panicked. “I am ill. Let me through.” Ren spoke through his ridiculous helmet, voice distorted. “We have a meeting.” [E, 4.8k, no warnings, alien hux, eggs, bottom kylo & top hux]
- Shadow Of Your Heart by @pangolinpirate​ & @redcole​ & @starkillersbae​ [WIP] After the fall of the empire Luke Skywalker fought a rising evil in the outer rim, a villain named Snoke who tormented his young nephew. With Snoke defeated, Leia sent her son to be trained as part of the new order of jedi, in the hopes that it would keep him safe. [E, 22.7k words, no warnings, omega kylo & alpha kylo, mpreg]
- Clear From Far Away by @pizzzazlut​ “But most of all, curse Kylo bloody Ren for having a chest that sparked pure, unadulterated arousal that has Hux humping his pillow like a fucking virgin.” Or the one where Hux is just trying to get off but his Supreme Leader just won't leave him alone. [E, 1.8k words, no warnings but dubcon, pillow humping]
- Tripped Over A Mouse Droid by @milarca​ & @ranebowstitches​ Hux gets injured while working, and Kylo finds him in the medbay. Who knew mouse droids could be so dangerous? [G, 3k words, no warnings, hurt/comfort, alpha kylo & omega hux]
- with you by @msbyjckals​ “You know I love you, right?” Ren said. “Of course I know that, I’ve always had you; you’ve always been mine.” [T, 1k words, no warnings, sleepy cuddles, soft domestic fluff]
- Unexpected Avenues by @sinceyouaskedmeforataleof​ [WIP, Mitaka/Hux] No one wanted to take this particularly grisly task, but Dopheld is glad it fell to him when he realises that all is not as it seems. Can he make a new life on the run with his ex, now that everything he thought he knew has been turned upside down? [E, 84k words, omega hux & alpha kylo & alpha mitaka, mpreg, post-tros]
- Who Needs The Galaxy When There's You? by Mesmeret         Kylo is a simple, lonely smuggler with no one since his accident a decade ago. Or so he thought before his twelve year old daughter retrieves him to help out his long forgotten husband with a bothersome heat. [E, 7.7k words, no warnings, alpha kylo & omega hux, amnesia, smuggler kylo & mandalorian hux]
- By the Will of the Gods by @darktenshi17​ Armitage is chosen to be a sacrifice to his gods in return for his village's protection. It's not the gods who find him out in the woods. [E, 1.9k words, no warnings but dubcon, fantasy/medieval au,
- The Fall of Yesterday by @sinceyouaskedmeforataleof​  [WIP] Seven years after Exegol, a nameless sailor works a thankless job onboard an Arkanis pearl harvester and fails to forget all the things he has lost. When the ship arrives at a new port all he wants to do is find a place to sleep through his shore leave. He might find more than that. [E, 10k words, no warnings, tros fix-it, alpha kylo & omega hux]
- Special Delivery by DaisyChainz Hux orders a toy that's supposed to be 'discreetly packaged', but when his hot mailman brings it directly to his front door, he finds out it is definitely not. [E, 3.3k words, no warnings, modern au, smut]
- Most Wanted by @pizzzazlut​ When the most prolific serial killer the city of Arkanis has ever seen is finally arrested and awaiting trial, it takes two of the cities most respected lawyers to represent the culprit and the victims. The only problem is that Kylo Ren and Armitage Hux haven't interacted since law school and will now have to work against each other to win the career-building case of a lifetime. Or The one where Kylo and Hux are rival lawyers with too much history but an equal amount of hate for Snoke. [E, 12.6k words, warnings for violence, modern au, murders and blood]
- Devotion by @kyluxtrashpit​ The Emperor loves to hear about his devoted hound's successful missions, ideally in as much detail as possible. Kylo does not disappoint. [E, 1.9k, no warnings, smut, emperor hux & hound kylo]
- three's a crowd by @thethespacecoyote​ Ren Prime catches Ben sneaking a First Order cadet onboard, and decides an unorthodox kind of punishment is in order. [E, 1.4k words, no warnings, ren prime, smut, voyeurism]
- If we have each other (the world is ours to conquer) by                    thereisnocowboyemoji “You think, what, that I have feelings for her?” “Please, Ren, do not dare try to insult my intelligence.” [G, 1.3k, no warnings, married kylux, mpreg, jealousy]
- In the Vents by @kyluxtrashpit​ Hux returns from his shift to find the bottom half of Kylo sticking out of the heating vent. Kylo is stuck and Hux isn't one to let opportunities pass him by. [E, 2k words, no warnings, pwp]
- the monster in your bed by @thethespacecoyote​ In the dead of night, something terrifying and lascivious comes to a sleeping General Hux. [E, 2k words, no warnings, consensual noncon roleplay, sub hux & dom kylo]
- Old Hornington Rides Again by oorsprong “Don’t be vulgar.” Of course he remembered. The embarrassing nickname had somehow become part of the whole taboo. Sex in the conference room in the early hours; Hux naked but for his boots and his hat and taunting Kylo with dirty talk. Kylo worshiped his cock in those days, treated it with reverence. “I could do it again.” [E, 1.3k words, no warnings, smut, old married kylux]
- His Purpose by partialresonance When Hux hears Snoke's voice in his mind, he thinks it's a caffeine hallucination. Until the voice plants an insidious purpose that Hux has no choice but to fulfill. Thankfully, Kylo is there to save him. Little does he know that the sinister presence was targeting him all along. [M, 5.6k words, no warnings, suicide attempt, mind manipulation, love confessions]  
- Mariner’s Hollo by Eirean Whilst on a diplomatic mission, Kylo is invited to take part in the planet’s ancient ritual, and demands that the Grand Marshall accompany him. Said Grand Marshall is deeply unimpressed by the whole thing. [E, 9.7k words, no warnings, enemies to lovers, smut]
- Let It Happen by @pizzzazlut​ Armitage Hux re-analyzed all his life choices up to this point and could not come up with anything as careless as this. Or the one where Ren joins Kylo and Hux in bed because he doesn't like being left out. [E, 2k words, ren prime, threesome]
- Come On And Slam by @thediktatortot​ Hux and Kylo invite Ren Prime into their chambers and get more than they bargain for. [E, 1.9k words, no warnings, ren prime, threesome]
- A Passing Madness by moreless “It’s a gift,” says Ren simply, folding his large hands behind his back. His gaze moves between the lightsaber and Hux. “It used to belong to the Jedi traitor Mace Windu. It reminded me of you.” Two steps forward, one step back. Another step back. That's how their relationship works. Even now. [T, 1.9k words, no warnings, duel of the fates au, power dynamics]
- Our Impeccable Leadership by roseofgalaxies The Supreme Leader and his treacherous General have begun to collaborate with unexpected success. There's only one problem: Ren's stopped wearing a shirt. [E, 4.8k words, no warnings, lego holiday special, body worship]
- Giving In by Kyram (BrokenApril) Hux has a mission. Millions of lives are on the line, yet Ren's presence teases him. He's desperate to give in even if his job will become all the harder. [T, 2.2k words, no warnings, touch starvation, force sensitive hux]
- to lay your armor down by surrenderer Once in a while, the Supreme Leader likes to wear his Chancellor’s greatcoat around the Capitol building. [M, 661 words, no warnings, role reversal, force sensitive hux & force null kylo]
- Benefits of Force Sensitivity by Kittens After the surprising change in his relationship with Ren, Hux has a lot to think about. But they also have a mission to complete and that may have unintended consequences. [M, 4.3k words, no warnings, force sensitive hux, cuddling]
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Fourth Evangelion Thing THE FINAL BYE BYE TO ALL OF EVA
SPOILERS FOR LATEST EVA FINAL TIME
Misato: *TAKES THE BULLET* I AM SHINJI’S LEGAL GUARDIAN I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIM! I guess haven’t been super good at that though sorry Shinji
Shinji: No you’re definitely still the closest thing to a decent parental figure I have! even though you egged me on in destroying the world then put a bomb collar on me. Here’s hoping you DON’T kiss me this time around-
Misato: No we’re not doing that this time thank god
Shinji: Yay I got a mom-adjacent hug!
Misato: Yep you did! Now you can go kill your dad if you want!
Shinji: ah
Misato: like Kaji always said, you can either pat your dad affectionately on the shoulder or kill him! No other options!
Shinji: Theres...definitely other options...like several...
Misato: shhh it’s a metaphor
Shinji: Ok well thanks Misato I love you DAD LET’S FIGHT
Misato: *sniffles* they grow up so fast. 
MEANWHILE:
Movie: WHO WANTS TO SEE AN UNNERVING GIANT CGI REI?
Me: NOT ME
Movie: too bad. also she’s made up of a bunch of headless smaller reis we really have a thing against heads in this franchise
Mari: Hi old guy who’s always with Gendo. I knew you all along!
Old guy: yeah I guess the implication here is you’re a peer to Shinji’s Mom and interreacted with Shinji as a baby? So you’re like in your fifities just in a teen body? wow that make your sexual harassment and flirting with him a thousand times creepier.
Mari: SURE DOES. I’m going to save Shinji, I mean why not,
Old guy: sure do whatever you want, we don’t need to understand you or your character motivations...MARY ISCARIOT
Mari: so I’m...I’m Judas and Mary? What’s that supposed to mean? Are we just saying random bible words now?
Old Guy: ALWAYS HAVE BEEN *explodes*
BACK TO OUR MAIN PROGRAM:
Shinji: DAD DO NOT DESTROY THE WORLD!
Gendo: I hate kids
Shinji: wow what a stunning revelation I’ve never gotten that impression from you.
Gendo: BUT YEAH LET’S FIGHT WE’RE IN THE IMAGINARYMECHAGOBBLEDYGOOKVERSE! GOING TO FIGHT EVERYWHERE! YOUR SCHOOL! MISATO’S APARTMENT! YOUR GAY PIANO PLACE!
Shinji: YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO BRING THE GAY PIANO INTO THIS!!!
Gendo: Actually this is a problem that can’t be solved with violence, you silly boy
Shinji; you’ve spent this entire series telling me to solve problems with violence but ok sure glad you’ve finally turned around there. Dad I was always afraid of talking to you because I didn’t want to hear you say you hate me. Also because you’re just generally a terrible person who forced me to go through several traumatizing and fucked up experiences, That too .
Gendo: WE’RE ON A TRAIN NOW. OK LOOK, I was very lonely, no one ever loved me, I shut out the world, but the only person I ever liked was your mom, then she died and I couldn’t handle it, so naturally I dealt with my grief like anyone would and made several fourteen year old clones of your mom. But none of them were your mom. I couldn’t love them like your mom-
Shinji: I WOULD FUCKING SURE HOPE NOT. 
Gendo: I’m lonely and depressed and I like piano and here I am almost destroying the world
Shinji: wow, you’re just like me! well aside from the part where you made teenage clones of your dead wife and abused and traumatized several children I’ve never done that but-
Gendo: I GUESS I’M NOT ALLOWED TO MEET MY WIFE AGAIN BECAUSE I’M WEAK
Shinji: no dad! It’s because you won’t accept your weakness.
Gendo: That’s so deep. wow.
Shinji: Oh yikes Misato just sacrificed herself to give me a spear that will do...something...rewrite reality I guess? That’s sad but such is life.
Gendo: You’ve gotten so mature. I guess I was always afraid of you? But  I’ve just realized your mother was right here, still living inside you, all along. I should have accepted and hugged you as a child. Look here’s me doing that! is that cathartic?
Shinji: Sure! But can you get off the train now. I need to give all of my love interests high fives and tell them to go off and live their own lives now.
Gendo: fiiiine.
 Shinji: ASUKA FIRST. 
Asuka: I guess I’m...also a clone in this version? like Rei? Just a knock off of her backstory oh my god that’s so embarrassing? Also who was I cloned from, why was I cloned, why even-
Shinji: shhh, we’re on the beach from EoE only your clothes are all sexily ripped up
Asuka: you’re fucking kidding me can this movie not leave me alone
Shinji: Thanks for saying you liked me! i liked you too, Asuka. We had good bento times. You should go be with Kensuke now, who I guess you’re into? Pretty random but now I know why he was okay with you being naked in his house! That’s weird when you’re an adult in a fourteen year old’s body too, but it’s also unclear to me whether this relationship is romantic or parental, like most things in the franchise-
Asuka: please just shoot me into space 
Shinji: Sure! HIGH FIVE! OKAY KAWORU YOUR TURN. Seriously why are you caught in a cycle of eternally being the tragic gay who dies to make me sad why do this over and over
Kaworu: idk, we’re like, the same, and I’m attracted to you, you’re hot-
Shinji: Kaworu you’re like my dad
Kaworu: okay that is NOT the response I wanted to that confession also WHat??
Shinji: Me, you. dad. we all piloted the same Eva 
Kaworu: thanks that explains nothing. so are you not going to cry over any of this?
Shinji: CRYING IS ONLY FOR SELF RELIEF IT DOESN’T SAVE ANYONE
Kaworu: uhhh. well it’s not a bad thing to give yourself relief? It’s healthy? Also you can cry and save people too I mean have you ever seen Sailor Moon-
Shinji: NOPE I CAN NEVER CRY AGAIN. EITHER I’M COMPLETELY SELFISH OR I AM COMPLETELY SELFLESS AND NEVER LET MYSELF BE SAD THERE IS NO IN BETWEEEN.
Kaworu: Gosh  I miss how you were before but...I guess this is fine too? Is this adulthood???
Shinji: not really but let’s pretend. Kaworu I need you to practice self care and stop being my eternal sad dead boyfriend. There’s more to life than being a tragic buried gay.
Kaworu: IS THERE?
Kaji: there is! hi I’m here now
Kaworu: oh wow why? we’ve never interacted? 
Kaji:  let’s pretend we have. I guess the parallels are we’re both love interests who die and make main characters sad? i dunno. So anyway, you say you keep dying for Shinji’s sake for his happiness but it’s really your own thing. So let’s let it go and live for once. You can come with me and Misato and retire on a farm. 
Kaworu: again i basically don’t know either of you but sure why not. HIGH FIVE, BABY SHINJI, BYE.
Shinji: REI’S TURN.
Rei: Hi. Why am I holding a stuffed doll baby thing.
Shinji: it symbolizes mom things I guess, anyway,  Hi Rei I’m going to make a world without Evas where we can all grow up. 
Rei: *GASP!*.NEON GENESIS...without Evangelion! and clips of the original series are playing behind us. so meta!
Shinji: HIGH FIVE. Welp time to die.
Gendo and Yui: NO SHINJI WE’RE SACRIFICING OURSELVES FOR YOU.
Gendo: l get to hug my wife :)
Yui: Yeah since you only ALMOST destroyed the world I guess I won’t appear as a robot that bites your head off hun ;) You came real close though!
Gendo: uh
Shinji: aw parents. Well all that’s left is to wait for Mari, who I know nothing about, an had maybe five minutes of interaction with, but who I guess is important to me now.
Mari: YEP SHINJI I’M HERE TO SAVE YOU AND ALSO BE YOUR NEW IMPLIED LOVE INTEREST IN THIS NEW WORLD.
Shinji: haha that makes so little sense.
Mari: It’s because I’m free of emotional baggage! Not connected to any of your Mommy and daddy issues. 
Shinji: actually you totally are, considering the movie JUST implied you knew were my parent’s peer and knew me as a baby-
Mari: shh you don’t know that though so it’s fine
Shinji: I’d say that makes it even less fine??? I mean if the idea is “shinji enters a normal relationship that doesn’t connect to his many weird teen issues to show he’s grown up”, couldn’t we have just shown ADULT me run into a random normal girl or guy (lol like they would ever), then we bond over liking to cook or something and boom, there’s an actual clear message of “moving on and healthiness and growing up”! that also cuts off the other shipping avenues! But instead its just “ woo I’m with the girl that’s a collection of fanservice tropes and badass moments and yes, still those oedipal implications, and also we’ve had no interaction or chemistry!” like I fail to see how that says anything.
(okay yeah like for most of this, shinji is just me talking, I’d heard all this hype that “omg Anno trolled the Eva shippers” so I was expecting a thing of like “Shinji decides he’s okay single while everyone else moves on” or “it’s just a random normal person he ends up with”. Either of those options would have been cool!  but nope! It’s “Shinji’s ultimate love interest IS a hot plugsuit girl fanboys can fantasize about it’s just the one he barely interacted with who’s never had any development”. That’s not...daring or anything, sorry.)
shinji: but hey. I guess what’s important is that I’m alive, all the other kids are alive, I guess maybe Misato and Kaji are on a farm i don’t know, but finally Eva gets a hopeful ending and we healed and became better and brave new world yay. Lots of bumps and mixed messages along the way  but it’s nice. Glad everything’s not Tang.
Me: same! Movie was a mixed bag for me, but it wasn’t bad, liked it a lot better than 3.33 at least, glad it’s finally out and giving people who are more into Eva than me closure! I had fun watching it and writing this helped me process! And if you read this whole four part recap, thanks, I salute you
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galacticidiots · 5 years
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What are your top fave reylo fics?
[cracks knuckles] Let’s do this.
Disclaimer: I like my Ben soft and my Rey fierce. There will be no Supreme F*ckboi Kylos on this list, or any wilting flower Reys. There will, however, be plenty of sad space boy tears. 
Under a cut because it got long 
Janus (Modern AU)
I go back to this time and time again. It’s incredible. This... this one sneaks up on you. Before you know it, you’re reading the last few paragraphs and crying in the dark at 3am on a Tuesday. The initial friction between Ben & Rey melts into one of the most touching reylo dynamics I’ve ever read.There are some real soul-crushing moments of pure emotion. Ben’s story arc is brutal, but so beautiful. I wish I could befriend this Rey in real life. The premise, you ask? They’re neighbours. Swoon.
Sword of the Jedi (Canon Divergent)
[cries in ‘growing up together’ with a side of ‘Jedi Academy Reylo’] diasterisms is a genius. We all know this. This series is everything I want & need teen Ben & Rey to be. The attention to the detail, the perfect use of canon and EU elements, the scope of the story, the way their relationship evolves & matures.... *chef kiss* Prepare for the ending of the first part to break your heart (...second part will slowly put it back together).
Mirrorbright (AU, Canon-Adjacent)
We all know how I feel about Naboo. Politician!Ben has all my uwus and Jedi Rey is the babeliest badass. 
The Way to Tomorrow (Post-TLJ, Angsty)
Oof. Not only is this gorgeously written, it’s chock-full of the most incredible angst (mind the tags). The way they -- and their relationship -- heal & evolve is so beautiful and organic, I don’t think anyone could remain indifferent. Basically -- Ben is sentenced to exile. The Force bond remains open. Feelings ensue. Actual tears were shed during the reading of this. 
My wildest wind (come blow into my room) (Modern AU)
The writing. The WRITING. I want to weep, it’s so gorgeous. ForceTime vignettes. Incredible characterization. Will unapologetically blow you away and give you major writer envy, while also drowning you in feels. A+
we could plant a house, we could build a tree (Modern AU)
[cries in growing up together’, again]. This is one of the first Reylo fics I ever read, and it’s simply a delight. My heart skips a beat whenever I think about it. Preeeeetty sure it’s what caused my arrhythmia.
Miles From where you are (Modern AU)
Everyone and their cousin will recommend this — for a reason. It’s what modern AU dreams are made of. They meet online!! they’re Star Wars nerds!! It’s meta af. Love at first read, guaranteed.
here with me (Post-TLJ)
Picks up right where the movie ends. Rey & Ben start off being very catty to each other, but they slowly come around and their interactions are some of the best I’ve read. Major brownie points for delicious snark & sass.
-- a standout quote:
“You’re on a different ship,” Kylo says, unaffected by the change of scenery as he cranes his neck to look at everything. “It’s still a piece of junk, though. That’s nice and consistent of you.”
“And you’re still offering your unwanted opinions,” Rey says, raising an eyebrow at him. “Which is nice and consistent of you.”
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Olive and an Arrow (Modern AU)
President’s daughter/Bodyguard AU. It’s just as wonderfully tropey as you’d expect and I love it 3000. 
Embers (Modern AU, Ex-Lovers)
I know it’s cheesy to say that a piece of writing can be life changing, but... a piece of writing can be life changing. Case in point: this story. Some stories just really resonate with you and touch you in a very special way. I could probably quote half of it back to you, because there are SO many incredibly introspective lines that are basically engraved on my brain. The writing ebbs and flows in the most beautiful way, lulling you into an incredible ocean of emotions. I laughed. I cried. I clutched my chest and gave thanks to whatever fanfic god made me find it. 
--a  standout quote: (THE WHOLE THING, honestly)
“Rey.” Ben’s voice was low and brittle. “Are you—”
"Yes."
An answer to a question that could have been anything. Are you still sure. Are you still here. Are you still mine.” 
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Be still, my heart
Currently reading:
Composure (post-TLJ)
Wild Montana Skies (Modern AU) I’M IN LOVE, OKAY
Ashfall (Modern AU)
Other favs:
Anything and everything by sciosophia (I have a disgusting crush on her writing, nobody tell her pls)
Anything and everything by Ever-So-Reylo (one of my ALL time faves was actually Head Over Feet, which is no longer available. Woe is me.)
Anything and everything by diasterisms Obviously. 
Girl In the Mask, Boy in the Sand — Role reversal series! The FLAVOUR....
In the interest of keeping this from turning into a novel, I’ll end the list here. Let me know if you ever want more recs — I’m always happy to oblige!
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bewareofchris · 5 years
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LET’S TALK ABOUT BOBO DEL REY
Now friends, as you have UNDOUBTEDLY noticed, I have been on a fucking journey with this show.  But no character has put me through as much hardship and heartache as the one and only fantastic bastard himself, Bobo Del Rey.
Look at this man:
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THAT IS THE FACE OF AN ASSHOLE.  I’m just saying I started this journey very, very simply.  While I have had heard that some people love this little drama bean as soon as soon as they slap eyes on that beautiful roadkill coat, I was not among them.
In fact, when I was first forced to endure the Drama Fire Circle:
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I basically almost died.  Do you see this?  This is the most well-thought out but Over the Top display of... I don’t even know how to explain it?  Who is he showing off for?  Does this happen a lot?  (The drama fire circle happens twice in the first season alone so I feel like it’s a A Thing and he has specially selected revenant friends to hold those torches for him.  Maybe there’s auditions?  Maybe not but I feel like there is.)  I want to say it’s a display of masculinity.  He just rips off his coat like GRANDMA IT’S ME ANASTASIA and everyone just gasps quietly to themselves like: my god he’s been to the gym.
But, maybe he’s got an exhibitionist kink?
Maybe he’s just peacocking for Doc.  (LOOK AT THIS FIGURE, DOC HOLLIDAY, LOOK AT IT.  I AM A POWERFUL MAN.)
Point is, at this point I am Not In Love because Bobo is ever so slightly ridiculous.  I don’t dislike him.  I’m just over here eating my popcorn being like: ok, ok, what’s he going to do next?  
But the problem with keeping Bobo in any one singular category is that he doesn’t fit there.  
Is he a little bit ridiculous?  Yes he is.  But why is he a little bit ridiculous?  Because he’s maintaining control over a bunch of demon-adjacent outlaws masquerading as people in a small town mostly comprised of reminders that Wyatt Earp did a thing there once.  Can you imagine how awful it would be to be trapped in a tourist sinkhole filled up with the reminders of the dude that shot you?  I would also lose my mind.
Bobo’s over the topness serves a purpose and even if it didn’t?  Dude’s been to hell and now he’s a feral cat herder so, do your ringleader shit, bud.  We’re here for you.
WHAT GOT ME THOUGH, was when Constance “Bad Touch Witch” Clootie kissed him in that shed (barn? building made of wood) and he just rolled his eyes.  In fact, Bobo seems very ambivalent in general toward women and sex.  Dick-eating vampires also aren’t his type?  He shows up to be like: Oh hi Willa remember me? But then he’s also kind of fed up with her a little too.  (I mean I was fed up with Willa on sight.)
Bobo wants out.  Out of the town.  Out of the curse.  Out of the circumstances and he’s been sitting around for 130(ish) years taking whatever blame, sludging through whatever bullshit waiting for his chance.  Which even if you knew nothing at all about him, makes COMPLETE SENSE.
But then there was season 2.
Then there was Plaid Baby Robert Svane and the Single Greatest Act of Unfairness ever presented to me in fiction.
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Look at that man in plaid.  He’s practically a newborn kitten.
What you find out about Robert Svane, the man destined to become Drama Peacock Bobo Del Rey is:
He was nobody’s first choice.  It’s never outright said in canon but the fact that we see Wyatt “Tiny Limp Dick” Earp all but begging his actually dying friend to go with him to Purgatory suggests that a dying Doc Holliday > a perfectly healthy Robert Svane.
He genuinely was there to do the right thing.  Out of all of the people involved in this Demon Killing Excursion, Robert appears to be the only one that has absolutely no outside motivation at all.  He’s not some kind of random angel that didn’t want to get in trouble with his boss.  He’s not a demon wife who wants vengeance for the death of her babies.  He’s not whatever we’d qualify Savior Complex Wyatt Earp as.  He’s just a dude, that knows a bad thing is happening, and is there helping out because you do.
HE SACRIFICED HIMSELF.  I cannot stress enough how traumatized I am by the fact that Robert Svane, who is only there to do the right thing, for real told a man to shoot THROUGH him to kill a demon?  He was right there, ready to die, because it was the RIGHT THING TO DO.  
He was betrayed and abandoned.  Look.  Look.  I’m emotional about this.  Robert got shot through the chest, but he was still right there in the mix of shit, doing his part to seal up a demon that was dead but not really, really dead?  And his pal Wyatt who was supposed to be there to finish this off himself, must have left town the very moment he shot Robert and Clootie because he’s had enough time to write a ‘sorry you’re fucked I’m looking for my real friend lol’ letter to let Robert know he could just hurry up and die because NOBODY CARED ABOUT HIM.  But it isn’t even just about Wyatt?  Constance was there just grinding salt into that fresh wound, reminding Robert that he was going to hell and there was absolutely nothing he could do about it.  And why was he going to hell?  Because he was a bad guy?  Because he’d made the wrong choice?  No, because he trusted an angel, a demon wife and Tiny Limp Dick Wyatt to hold up their side of this bargain.  And not one of those three did a damn thing to help him.  NOT ONE.
Robert Svane did not deserve to go to hell.  He didn’t deserve to be brought back when Wyatt died.  He didn’t deserve to be hunted by the Earp heirs.
But he’s out here, CONSTANTLY being bad-mouthed and threatened and belittled by the “Good guys” who have no idea that this Over the Top Drama Peacock is the PRIMARY reason they’re all alive to start with?  That if they’d just slow the fuck down and ask, Bobo knows everything?
There’s not one single plotline in all of Wynonna Earp (the show) that Bobo doesn’t know the answer to.  What is the curse?  Bobo knows.  Why did it happen?  Bobo knows.  Who is the demon?  Bobo knows.  What are the seals?  Bobo knows.  Who are the wives?  Bobo knows.  How do you trap them?  Bobo knows.  How do you kill Bulshar?  Bobo might know but he definitely knows who knows.  Who is Waverly’s dad?  Bobo knows.  What is Peacemaker?  Bobo knows.  Why was Doc put in the well?  Bobo knows.
The point is, I love this stupid, stupid man and I just want him to be able to rest.  I want him to see the ocean.  I want him to do anything he wants to do.  And I will never, ever, ever be over the injustice that was done to him.  How dare you torture this man for three seasons and then give us that finale?
HOW DARE.
(send me your thoughts.)
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A Journey to France to Uncover the Mysteries of the Carnegie’s Grand Staircase
The Carnegie Institute has been in existence for 125 years and is one of the greatest architectural buildings ever designed in Pittsburgh. In 1985, Carnegie Institute President Robert Wilburn invited Dr. Cynthia R. Field, the Smithsonian’s Architecture Historian, to assess the artistic value of the museum. He asked, “what do you think is the most valuable specimen or painting in the museum?” She said, “The Building Itself is the Greatest Object of the entire Museum Collection” (Fig. 1).
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Fig. 1: Carnegie plaque
The internationally-famous architect, I.M. Pei, who designed the Louvre’s glass pyramid that sits in the Louvre’s central courtyard in Paris, France, opined, “Architecture is the very mirror of life. You only have to cast your eyes on buildings to feel the presence of the past, the spirit of a place; they are the reflection of society.” In 2018, Architecture Digest ranked the Carnegie’s Grand Staircase the 8th best museum staircase in the world. The Grand Staircase was built by the Pittsburgh architectural firm of Alden and Harlow at the apex of America’s Gilded-Age building boom. During my research, I discovered that the architects employed multicolored classic marbles and fossil limestones in the interior design from Algeria, Croatia, Greece, France, Ireland, Italy, and the United States. The commission to build the Grand Staircase in 1907 incorporated two classical French fossil limestones in the columns and pillars, floor tiles, steps, walls, balconies, and water fountains. This monumental Beaux-Arts style staircase is modeled after the L‘Opéra Garnier ‛a Paris, Grand Staircase in France, c. 1875, and was visited by a French Delegation with Andrew Carnegie (Fig. 2). The architecture described as Beaux-Arts was taught at the École des Beaux-Arts in Paris, from the mid-19th century until 1900. It drew upon the principles of French neoclassicism and used modern building materials, i.e., iron and glass. And as such, it became a preferred architectural style in the United States from 1895 until 1910 in cities such as, Boston, Chicago, New York City, Pittsburgh, and Washington D.C.
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Fig. 2: French delegation and Andrew Carnegie
In 2019, The Carnegie’s Grand Staircase and Music Hall Foyer were recognized in the book La pierre de l’Échaillon Une histoire locale, une renommée international for the use of Échaillon jaune (yellow) ornamental stone in the museum’s columns, pillars, and walls (Fig. 3). This book was published by S.P.I.A. (Sauvegarde du Partrimoine Industriel d’Autrefois, a historical society founded by Jean Paul Rey, president) (Fig. 4).  In the book, they describe how a small French village of l’Échaillon, pronounced Esh-ee-own, received recognition for its white marble (a limestone) used by famous French architects in 64 classic buildings and sculptures from 1875 to the early 20th century (Fig. 5).  I first met Jean Paul in October of 2016, when I was invited to give a presentation at an S.P.I.A. meeting on my research on the Carnegie’s l’Échaillon.  The meeting was held in an old schoolhouse in the village of Saint-Quentin-sur-Isère, Département de Isère, in southeast France.
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Fig. 3: The Grand Staircase
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Fig. 4: Jean Paul Rey and Albert D. Kollar
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Fig. 5: Book cover
The French Limestones in the Carnegie’s Architecture
The Carnegie building stones research project progressed significantly, once we obtained the digital images of the architect’s blueprints from the Carnegie Museum of Art’s Architecture Department. With the assistance of my co-authors, Rich Fedosick and Kay Hughes of the Section of Invertebrate Paleontology, we examined the blueprints to understand the architects Marble Index terminology (Fig. 6). Eventually, we were able to interpret and recognize the location of the two French limestones based on the Marble Index letters, E for Échaillon and H for Hauteville. From a nonscientific perspective, the architects considered the Carnegie’s interior stones to be marbles. However, the geological definition of a marble is when a rock defined as a limestone or dolomite is subjected to high heat and pressure from geologic forces forms a metamorphic rock.  The six stones listed in the Marble Index as marbles, are limestones, a sedimentary rock enriched with fossil seashells. The characteristic rudist fossils and yellow color that distinguish the Échaillon stone are found in the 18 pillars and the 22 columns that rise 3.8 meters or 12.5 feet about the Grand Staircase, and in the walls of the Music Hall Foyer (Fig. 7).
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Fig. 6: Marble index E and H letters
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Fig. 7: Échaillon fossils
The other French limestone used in the Carnegie is Hauteville. This limestone was quarried from the Plateau d’Hauteville in the Ain Department, in eastern France. I visited this quarry in 2016 to investigate the geology of the quarry operation, to uncover evidence of the common fossil snail Nerinea in the quarry rock (Fig. 8), and to learn more about the cultural history of the region (Fig. 9).  The Hauteville limestone was used in the Grand Staircase walls, balcony features, water fountains, vestibule steps, and as floor tiles. Other locations include, the Hall of Sculpture and Hall of Architecture floors, the walls along the grand hallway, the Music Hall vestibule floor, the Founder’s Room vestibule floor, the floor and steps in the Smoking Room (now offices), the Forbes Avenue vestibule entrances to the music hall, carriage drive, and museum and fine arts. Moreover, the Hauteville floor tiles are distributed throughout the Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh main entrance corridors. The Hauteville stone is beige in color and contains many visible fossils, none more distinctive than the robust Nerinea, a 12.7 cm/5-inch-long snail that serves as the index fossil for the limestone identification (Fig. 10).
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Fig. 8: Hauteville Quarry fossil snail
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Fig. 9: Hauteville directional signs
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Fig. 10: Nerinea snail in Carnegie floor
Introduction to the l’Échaillon Carrières
There are three carrières or quarries in the Vercors cliffs located in the Isère River Valley that were excavated for White Echaillon or “Echaillon blanc,” Yellow Echaillon or “Echaillon jaune,” and Pink Echaillon or “Echaillon rose” during the 19th and early 20th century (Fig. 11).  These unique color combinations became popular for various interior and exterior architecture features in 194 buildings in western Europe, North Africa, and the United States. In 2016, Jean Paul Rey and members of S.P.I.A. led me on a field trip to the abandoned classic l’Échaillon white quarries (Fig. 12). We explored what is thought to be a 2,000-year-old Roman quarry and walked through a maze of underground caverns and narrow tunnels that contained abandoned mining equipment.  The other two Echaillon carrières are located several kilometers south in the small villages of Lignet, where the Pink Echaillon was quarried (Fig. 13) and Rovon, where the Yellow Echaillon was excavated (Fig. 14).
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Fig. 11: Echaillon quarries locations, S.P.I.A.
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Fig. 12: Visit to Echaillon
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Fig. 13: Lignet Quarry Marker
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Fig. 14: Rovon quarry
Cularo, Grenoble, and the white l’Echaillon stone
A fortuitous discovery was made by S.P.I.A. for their book while searching for evidence of the white l’Echaillon in the Gallo-Romans era 4th century Cularo or Grenoble, France today. In the Saint Laurent crypt that is preserved many meters below the modern-day street level tramway, a white capitol on top of a white limestone column was identified as l’Echaillon. This white capitol stone is presumably from the Roman quarry adjacent to the white l’Echaillon underground caverns. When Emperor Gratian ruled the Roman Empire from 367 to 383 A.D., he renamed Cularo after himself. Cularo thus became Gratianopolis, which through a later phonetic shift became Graignovol and then Grenoble. Although hard to find among the narrow streets and passageways of Grenoble, is a section of a Roman wall that once encircled Cularo, a portion of which is protected by a fence. This historic wall can be seen at Passage Sainte-Claire on the corner of Rue Lafayette, in the central city of Grenoble (Fig. 15). I suspect some of the white cobbles embedded in the wall may have their origin from the white l’Echaillon Roman quarry. Undoubtedly, more research will be necessary to make an affirmative conclusion.
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Fig. 15: Roman wall
“Geology of the l’Échaillon Carrières”
The drawing of a new geologic map on the l’Echaillon carrières by Professor Thierry Dumont of the Université Grenoble-Alpes, confirms stratigraphically, the ages of the three limestone quarries. Among the three, the white Echaillon limestone is late Jurassic in age, whereas the pink Lignet and yellow Rovon limestones are early Cretaceous in age. The formal geologic name for the rose and yellow limestones is the Urgonian Formation. Fossils are abundant in the three limestones. Dr. Claudie Durand of Le musèum d’Histoire naturelle de Grenoble (Fig. 16) curated a diverse collection of 163 species of invertebrate fossils from l’Echaillon first published in 1919. Geologically, the three limestones were deposited in the tropical Tethys Seaway a circum-equatorial ocean of the Mesozoic Era. The strata form the Vercors carbonate platform, a buildup of late Mesozoic rudist (bivalve mollusk) reefs spanning 25 million years of evolution from (late Jurassic 140 million years ago to early Cretaceous 165 million years ago) (Fig. 17).  
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Fig. 16: Dr. Claudie Durand
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Fig. 17: Rudist (bivalve) reef fossils
The Rovon carrière provenance and fossils
The primary goal of this research is to define the geology and authenticate the specific provenance of all marbles, fossil limestones, sandstones, and the singular igneous granite rock used in the Carnegie building. The search for the provenance of the Carnegie’s yellow Echaillon was initiated in December of 2017 by Jean Paul Rey, when we were introduced to the Forman of the modern-day Rovon quarry. After a long discussion about our objectives, he granted permission to visit the old quarry. As darkness fell, we met with a local farmer who directed us to the quarry location in the Vercors cliffs that rise some 538 meters above his snow-covered field (Fig. 18).  
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Fig. 18: Verors cliffs and old Rovon quarry
In October of 2018, the S.P.I.A. team pre-arranged to have several 4-wheel trucks transport ten people including Professor Fabienne Giraud-Guillot of the Université Grenoble-Alpes to the Rovon quarry. We ascended the long steep road that ended some 500 m from the main quarry. Surprisingly, the quarry was filled with massive limestone boulders that were cut by mechanical wire saws from the cliff rock (Fig. 19). Such large boulders make it virtually impossible to break with small hammers. For actual fossil collecting purposes, it is better to search for smaller size rocks to break apart (Fig. 20). This past October, transport to the Rovon quarry riding in a 55-year-old Russian built farm tractor was a treat (Fig. 21). And the fossil collecting was a success with 21 complete specimens collected for the museum of the diagnostic Caprina rudist bivalve clam (Fig. 22). The shape of these fossils closely resembles the fossils preserved in the Echaillon limestone in the Grand Staircase and Music Hall Foyer. Additional geologic data is being reviewed by colleagues from the Geology Department at the University of Zagreb in Croatia and the University of Ireland at Galway.  
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Fig. 19: S.P.I.A. team
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Fig. 20: Collecting fossils
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Fig. 21: Russian tractor
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Fig. 22: Caprina rudist clam
“Carnegie’s Grand Staircase in the 21st Century”
A study published this month by the BMJ, formerly The British Medical Journal, suggested that “when people of all ages participate in the arts and visit museums once a month or even every few months, they are likely to be more engaged in the world and may actually live longer.” Years ago, the Oscar winner actor Russell Crowe was in Pittsburgh, and he was asked what he did on his days off. In reply, he said, “I ride my bicycle to look at buildings and the architecture of the city.” I. M. Pei states, “Architecture brings people together.” I agree.
Maybe it’s time to reconsider how the Carnegie’s Grand Staircase is promoted to the public at large. For instance, the current arrangement of the free-standing dioramas situated on the first floor, awkwardly impede the flow of patrons walking among the pillars, columns, and the taking of photographs of the Grand Staircase.  Moreover, the placement of these dioramas detracts from the visual enjoyment of the famous John White Alexander multicolor murals. An artistic feature of the murals is their connection to the stone colors to enhance the first and second floors architectural features. The best vantage points to see this fabulous spectrum of color is from the third-floor balcony looking down to the first and second floors.
The Carnegie Museum of Art (Museum of Fine Arts) will be celebrating its 125th Anniversary in the fall of 2020. The Grand Staircase was designed as the showcase entrance to the Museum of Fine Arts for Pittsburghers of the early 20th Century. One hundred and twenty-five years later, perhaps, this world-class space can once again establish a new generation of museum patrons and become the destination as a place to be for its cultural and intellectual heritage.  And don’t forget, this staircase can be an Instagram-worthy site for a family portrait to encourage our younger audiences to visit too.
Albert D. Kollar is the Collection Manager in the Section of Invertebrate Paleontology at Carnegie Museum of Natural History. Museum employees are encouraged to blog about their unique experiences and knowledge gained from working at the museum.
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