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You're just like them | buddy & monkey: double the trouble

pairings: leah williamson x reader!monkey x reader!buddy x jordan nobbs

summary: monkey is unhappy to spend the night round jordan's for the first time since the transfer to aston villa and she makes her feelings known

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also thank you to @alotofpockets for help with pics for the header + little ideas to add in along the way

“No,” The words out of your mouth were sharp, you folded your arms across your chest and shook your head stubbornly. You were known to be stubborn at times and today was certainly no different.

“It won’t be that bad,” Leah tried again, her tone being gentle but firm, “And you won’t be on your own, Buddy will be there with you as well.” She pointed out, motioning to your favourite little buddy that is bouncing around happily, blissfully unaware of the tension in the room.

“We’re goin’ to Mama’s house!” Buddy chimed in cheerfully, “Monkey ‘ou can see Blu too!” She’s far more excited about this decision than you are, but then again you suppose she’s used to being there more frequently than you, in fact you’ve not actually been to Jordan’s new place so you have no clue what it’s even like, “I show ‘ou all of my toys!”

“See? Buddy’s excited,” Leah said, motioning to your favourite little buddy with a hopeful smile, “It’ll be fun to be there together!”

“Nope, nuh uh!” You insisted, shaking your head harder, “I don’t wanna go there!”

Leah pinched the bridge of her nose, exhaling a deep sigh, “Monkey, please. I know you don’t want to go, but I would feel more reassured to know you were there–”

“I don’t get why I can’t just come? I’m almost 18!” You interjected, throwing your hands up in the air, “It’s only another month away, it won’t matter!”

“The keyword is that being almost there, Menace,” Leah chuckled, shaking her head in amusement, “Maybe next year my girl, eh?” She joked, ruffling your hair.

“Get off,” You grumbled and tried to dodge her hand from touching your hair still, “I don’t want to go there!”

Tonight was Leah’s birthday party since she couldn’t celebrate much when it was her actual birthday, so the celebrations were delayed until tonight at least.

You were gutted you weren’t allowed to go, sometimes it sucked to not be an adult yet.

Despite your determination to try and change Leah’s mind, she wasn’t overly thrilled with the idea of you coming into a club while being under the age limit and therefor, had the brilliant idea to all but ship you and Buddy off to Jordan’s much to your absolute detest about it 

Hence the whole argument at that current moment that you’re having with her after she’s just dropped the bombshell on you about going there.

“I know you’re not happy about this my girl but it’s just for tonight,” Leah began to speak, “And yes I’m aware you’re almost 18 now but I’m sorry, you’re not staying in the house alone, I don’t know what time I’ll be back and I would feel a lot more comfortable if you were somewhere that I knew you were safe, okay?” She told you firmly, but there’s a hint of a smile on her lips.

“But why do I have to go there though?” You huffed and stomped around in strong disagreement, you definitely weren’t going to agree to going there against your own will, “I’m not going and you can’t make me!”

“Monkey, come on. Don’t make this harder than it has to be,” Leah exhaled a sigh and rested her hands on her hips, “Jordan’s really looking forward to spending time with you both as well.”

“I don’t care, I’m not going! Why can’t I just go to Kim’s house? Or even Wally’s?” You demanded, scrunching your face up in confusion, “Or there’s even Beth and Viv’s as well!”

“Because they will all be coming to the party tonight,” Leah explained patiently, her tone calm despite your attitude overall as she continued to fold a set of Buddy’s clothes and put them in her overnight bag fresh out of the washing basket, “Jordan’s really looking forward to spending time with you and Buddy. It’s been a while since you’ve properly seen her.”

A groan escaped your lips, your frustration bubbling over, “Yeah and there’s been a reason for that,” You murmured, hopping up onto the counter definitely.

“Oi, off there,” Leah swatted at your knee, just like she always does but now you just do it to purposely wind her up, “Will you please just give her a chance?”

Rolling your eyes, you hopped off the kitchen counter, “I don’t want to go, Le,” You mumbled, still standing firm in your protest as you lean up against it and cross your arms.

Leah exhaled a sigh, biting her lip, “Look, I know you’re not thrilled about it, but it’s only for one night–”

 “One night?” You repeated, your eyes widening, “One night? Nah, there’s no fuckin’ way I’m going there and staying overnight! No! You can fuck off if you think I’m doin’ that, Leah!” You hadn’t meant to swear, but you couldn’t help your initial reaction at that very moment, “I thought that I would at least be able to come home tonight after you’re back!”

You especially hadn’t meant to do it in front of Buddy and her little ears.

Buddy gasped, her little eyes wide as saucers, “Monkey, ‘ou said bad words!”

“Tattletale,” You murmured, rolling your eyes.

“Excuse me?” Leah’s eyes narrowed, flashing with anger suddenly. You guess you did just swear at her, what other type of reaction did you expect?

“You’re excused,” You replied, a cocky smile plastered over your face, “I’m not goin’ there!”

“Yes you are,” Leah snapped, her patience now wearing thin, “I get that you’re annoyed and upset about this, but I am definitely not going to stand here and allow you to swear at me like that and think you can get away with it. You don’t have a choice in this, you’re the child and I’m the adult and what I say goes, understood?”

“Urgh, whatever. It wasn’t even directed at you!” You grumbled, completely lying through your teeth but you didn’t want to make the situation worse for yourself, the blonde looked pissed as it was already, “I’m not goin’ there and you can’t make me!”

Leah’s jaw tightened, you can see a flicker of hurt flash across her face, but it’s quickly replaced by the stern expression she usually reserves for you when you’ve pushed things too far, “Monkey,” She said, her voice low and controlled, “You’re going to Jordan’s and that’s final. End of discussion.”

“No I’m not!” You shouted, frustration boiling over, “I don’t even care what you say, she abandoned us– she abandoned me! I’m not goin’ there and you can’t make me!”

The words hung heavy in the air, and for a second, there was silence. Even Buddy seemed to sense the shift in the room, her little face wrinkling with confusion.

“Hey, bubba,” Leah turned her full attention to the little one in the room, very much aware this is a sensitive topic to be discussed around her, “Why don’t you go and choose what toys that you want to take to Mama's house when we go there, huh?” She suggested.

“Yeah!” Buddy’s shout was electrifying, not wasting the time to toddle into the living room and seek out the toys that she wants to bring with her for the unexpected sleepover at Jordan’s house.

Leah took a deep breath, trying to steady herself and you can see the conflict in her eyes, the way she’s fighting between anger and empathy, “Monkey, it wasn’t like that,” She finally said, softer now, “Jord didn’t abandon you. You know she didn’t leave you because she wanted to hurt you, she had to make a choice based on her career and sure, it was a difficult one, but it was something that she needed to do but it wasn’t about her not caring, my girl.”

“But she left us… She left without even thinking twice about it!” You snapped back, your voice trembling with emotion you hadn’t expected to feel, “I asked her to not go and she still did!”

All throughout your life, you have had endless people walking in and out of it.

Your mum abandoned you when you were little and your dad couldn’t wait to wash his hands off you the minute that he could. The 2 most important people in your life just decided to up and leave you, just like that.

It’s one of the many reasons why you keep your walls built up so high because then at least nobody can knock them down and hurt you again, right?

You learned to trust people more when you signed for Arsenal and moved in with Leah and Jordan at the start, you opened up to people who you thought would never leave you, all of them stayed apart from one.

Jordan.

It hurt more than it should’ve done, it just really stung.

The separation between Leah and Jordan was a completely mutual decision between the two of them and you could understand that, in fact even when Jordan moved into a place in London, you would still go there and visit, even spend a few nights there with herself and Buddy when you could.

However, things turned sour when you learnt of the woman’s plans to transfer to Aston Villa in the Winter transfer and from there, you found yourself pushing her away.

If you pushed her away then it would save you from getting hurt too much when you eventually didn’t see her, right?

Wrong.

The day of the move, you found yourself crying and begging her to stay, but she never did.

She left you, she left you and Buddy, and even Leah to some extent.

You couldn’t help but resent her for that now if you’re being honest.

Leah sighed deeply, rubbing a hand over her face as if trying to rub away the tension, “I know it feels like that, my girl,” She said softly, “I know it hurts and I wish I could do anything to make it better, but sometimes people have to make choices that don’t always make sense to us. It doesn’t mean that Jord doesn’t care though, you know she loves both you and Buddy, so much!”

“Well it doesn’t feel like she cares nor can she love us that much if she just chooses to willingly go,” You murmured, shoving your hands in the pockets of your shorts.

“No matter what you think, you know deep down that Jordan does care about you, a whole damn lot,” Leah explained to you gently, her eyes softened ever so slightly, “She didn’t want to go, it was just… look, sometimes life just doesn’t give us the easy option.” 

You continued to scowl, stubbornness etched into your every feature, “Yeah if she really did care then she would’ve stayed, regardless of that and whatever.” You can’t say you’re in the mood to listen, to rationalise, or to forgive. As far as you’re concerned, Jordan chose her career over you, she abandoned you and there’s no good enough excuse for that.

“Look, my girl, I know this isn’t something that you want to do and I know you’re still upset with her about things,” Leah knew this isn’t something that’s going to be fixed with words, but she has to try at least, “I’m not saying you have to forgive her today, or tomorrow, or anytime soon, but I do need you to go there, and just… just give it a chance, please?”

“I… I don’t want to go,” You murmured quietly, shaking your head in defiance. The mere thought of it filled you with resentment.

The blonde exhaled a sigh and ran her hand through her hair, “Please? Just do it for me,” She pauses, “Jord really is looking forward to spending some time with you.” She added.

You let out a derisive scoff, the bitterness evident in your voice, “The feelings’ not mutual there,” You retorted, refusing to meet Leah’s gaze, “Please don’t make me go, Le.”

Leah’s eyes softened with a mix of pleading and resolve, “Do it for Buddy, if not for me.”

The mention of Buddy stung, she didn’t deserve to be caught in the middle of this but of course Leah knows that you would do absolutely anything for your favourite little buddy.

“Fine,” You snapped, pushing yourself off the counter with a huff, “I’ll go there, but don’t expect me to be happy there!”

Leah nodded, relief evident in her eyes despite the tension, “That’s all I’m asking for, my girl,” She said softly, “Just a chance.”

The initial drive to Jordan’s place was mostly filled with a tense silence, apart from Buddy’s cheerful singing from her car seat to none other than the soundtrack of North London Forever that she surprisingly asked for herself and of course Leah was quick to agree to the request. 

You keep your gaze stubbornly fixed out of the window, refusing to look at Leah or engage in any conversation and the blonde, thankfully senses your mood and doesn’t push further, already exhausted from trying to reason with you.

“Alright then, we’re here,” Leah announced, trying to keep the mood cheerful as she glanced between you in the passenger seat and the rear view mirror to see Buddy vibrating with excitement in her car seat.

“Fantastic,” You murmured, your stomach tightening in resentment as you stared out the window, not wanting to move out of your seat.

“Mama!” Buddy squealed from the back of the car, all but trying to unbuckle her own car seat much to her disappointment of not being able to, “Mummy, wan’ out!” She whined in frustration.

“Hold on a second bubba,” Leah chuckled at your favourite little buddy’s general lack of patience, “Mummy will help you to get out in a minute.” She added.

“Do I really have to be here?” You asked, frowning as you looked at Leah for a response, which you definitely already knew the answer to.

“You already know my answer to that,” Leah retorted, exhaling a sigh as she turned the car ignition off before unbuckling her seatbelt, “It’s just one night.” She reminded you.

“Worth a shot I guess,” You huffed in response and slowly moved to unbuckle your own seatbelt.

“It won’t be that bad,” Leah attempted to reassure you, giving you a soft smile before she opened her car door and climbed out of it to walk round to the side Buddy is to set her free from her car seat, “Right then, my little bubba. Are you ready to go and see your Mama?”

“I see Mama!” Buddy shouted excitedly as Leah unbuckled her and lifted her up to place her on the ground, “Mama! Mama!” She continued to squeal in delight.

“Yeah, we’re gonna go and find Mama,” Leah smiled genuinely at her 2 year old’s excitement as she held her in her arms as she turned back to look to where you’re still sat in the car, “You’re going to have to get out sooner rather than later, you know?” She told you, amusedly.

“I choose later,” You murmured, barely louder than a whisper, reluctant to climb out of the car any time soon, “Better yet, I’ll just stay in here and come back home with you.”

Leah exhaled a sigh and opened the car door, “Get out of the car, Menace,” She paused as she adjusted Buddy to sit on her hip, “Come on, just give it a chance, please?” She asked.

“Don’t have a choice,” You grumbled under your breath as you slowly climbed out of the car and stood there with your hands shoved in your pocket while you looked further unimpressed, “Are you sure I can’t come tonight? Nobody would even notice I was there, it’ll be fine!”

“No,” Leah kept a firm face as she slammed the car door shut behind you, locking her BMW before starting to walk up the steps of Jordan’s house, who had already clocked the car and came to answer the front door, “Bubba, look it is!”

“Mama! Mama!” Buddy immediately leaned towards Jordan the minute that she clocked her and you couldn’t help but dawdle behind with a scowl etched on your face.

“Hi, Buddy!” Jordan exclaimed, reaching out to scoop Buddy into her own arms as she hugged her gently, “I’ve missed you so so much!”

“Mama you’re silly, you saw me yesterday!” Buddy’s giggles were infectious as she reminded Jordan that she did indeed see her yesterday, having it be your favourite little buddy’s birthday yesterday when she finally turned 2 years old.

“Oh of course I did but I miss you all the time,” Jordan retorted playfully as she tickled Buddy under her armpits which caused the 2 year old to laugh even more, “Or is that not allowed now?”

“Where Blu?” The 2 year old asked eager to see the little four legged dachshund and you must admit that you’ve been excited to see him if anything else.

“He’s inside the house and he’s so excited to see you both,” Jordan told the toddler, placing her down on the ground before she toddles inside the house, “Hiya, little one!”

“Don’t call me that,” You said like the words are venomous to you in that moment.

“Oh, sorry,” Jordan was immediately apologetic as she shared a concerned look with Leah, “It’s so great to have you both here, I, er, I didn’t think you would come.” She admitted, scratching the back of her neck awkwardly.

“Yeah well I didn’t want to be here, but well, I wasn’t given much choice about it regardless,” You grumbled the truth and continued with your carefree attitude you have going on.

“Monkey, don’t be rude,” Leah chided you for your lack of manners, giving you a pointed look.

“What? I’m just being truthful!” You mumbled, shrugging your shoulders carelessly, “I told you I would come but I didn’t say I’d be nice about things.” You added, honestly.

Leah pursed her lips and narrowed her eyebrow, “Hey, come on. We talked about this.”

“Be grateful I’m even here,” You murmured in response, choosing to have more interest with your phone in your hand than to look between the two old, “Cos’ I really don’t wanna be.”

“Enough of this,” Leah scolded you, “This is Jord’s home and you need to at least be respectful of that, regardless whether you want to be here or not, okay? I don’t want to hear about you being rude this time that you’re here!”

“Ugh, whatever,” You brushed past the older women inside the house with your hood up and slumped down on the sofa.

“Look Monkey it’ Blu!” Buddy motioned to the small dachshund puppy that you hadn’t seen in a good while and you did have to admit that you missed him an awful lot.

“Hi boy! Hi!” You crouched down and gave the puppy some fuss, “Oh, I have missed you!”

“I’m sorry about her,” Leah apologised for your rude behaviour, “She’s just… well she’s a teenager for a start and she’s still not exactly handling it well that you’re not just five minutes down the road now.”

“That’s okay, I know what she’s like. Monkey’s stubborn and if she doesn’t want to do something then she won’t, will she?” Jordan retorted, exhaling a sigh, “She really didn’t want to come that bad, huh?”

The blonde bit her bottom lip and shook her head, “I’m sorry Jord, but I’m sure things will get better. You just have to give it time and be patient with her, even if it’s difficult.”

“Don’t be, it’s fine,” Jordan replied, smiling at her ex girlfriend, “I can understand if she’s still upset about me moving to Aston Villa, I guess it’s just a lot to handle for her, huh?”

Leah shared a weary smile with her ex girlfriend, “If it gets too much then let me know and I’ll have a word with her, because despite how she feels, she’s not allowed to be rude.” She made her point evidently clear.

“I’m sure it’ll be fine,” Jordan reassured Leah with a soft smile, “You deserve to have the night off and enjoy your party tonight, don’t worry about either of the kids, they’ll be fine.”

“It's not so much Buddy I’m worried about, it’s more so Monkey,” Leah admitted, shaking her head as she jiggled her car keys in her hand, “I’ve already dealt with both her delightful attitude and language before we left the house and she knows I’m not putting up with it.”

“Oh, bad morning?” Jordan winced in response, “I had no idea moving to another club would have this much effect on her.” She admitted, ultimately regretting the decision there at that very moment.

“It’s a change and Monkey doesn’t cope with them but she’ll get used to it, Jord,” Leah reassured her ex girlfriend, “It just means things around the house are a little bit tense right now, but she’ll get used to it soon enough.”

“But in the meantime you get the brunt of her delightful teenage attitude? That’s not right,” Jordan frowned, hating the idea of you taking most of your anger out on the blonde, “I’m sorry you're having to deal with that.”

“It’s alright, I totally expected it honestly,” Leah admitted as she exhaled a sigh, “It won’t last forever and she knows I won’t stand for it, I was this close to grounding her after she swore at me earlier.” She adds, her patience wearing thin for your lovely words directed towards her.

“Understandable,” Jordan smiled wearily as she scratched the back of her neck, “I don’t have much hope to fix everything in an instant but I can at least try my hardest.” She tells her.

“Just don’t give up on her,” Leah told her as she shared a knowing look with Jordan as she popped her head into the living room and smiled when she saw you’ve joined Buddy on the floor to give Blu some fuss, “Seems just like old times, eh?” She joked, gesturing for Jordan to look in the living room.

“I swear I have a photo identical to this taken last year,” Jordan joked lightly as she moved further into the living room, “I was thinking that we could have pasta for dinner tonight? Monkey, I know it’s one of your favourites… unless it’s changed?” She asked, hesitant for the backlash from you.

“No thanks, I’m not hungry,” You respond politely as you could while seeing the warning luck that Leah is giving you in case you comment something less polite.

“Monkey, you didn’t eat much for breakfast nor did you have anything for lunch,” Leah frowned and shook her head, “You love pasta, especially the way Jord makes it!”

“Not hungry,” You repeated with a tight lipped smile on your face, going back to staring at your phone in your hand and scrolling through Instagram.

“That’s okay,” Jordan agreed with you, “I’ll go ahead and start to make it, I’ll leave some out for you in case you decide you're a bit hungry.” She told you, although you doubt you would want to eat it.

“Right then,” Leah spoke up as she looked towards both you and Buddy, “I’m going to head off back home to get ready, I’ll leave you three to it.”

“Thanks, Le,” Jordan replied, smiling at her ex, “I hope you enjoy your party tonight and celebrate.”

“Oh I intend too,” Leah couldn’t help but grin playfully at her ex, “Much better to know that the girls are both here with you as well.” She added.

“They’re safe with me,” Jordan promised, “Enjoy your party and don’t worry about things here, it’ll be fine.”

“Here’s hoping so– Monkey, be good!” Leah warned, pointing her index finger directly at you, “Remember what I said.”

“Yeah, yeah,” You murmured, rolling your eyes.

“Mummy, wait for me. I didn’t say bye to you!” Buddy came rushing over to Leah and threw her little arms around her.

“Oh how could I leave without saying bye to my little bubba?” Leah leaned down and cupped Buddy’s face in her hands before she peppered her face with kisses, “Be good for your Mama, okay? I love you lots and lots!”

“Love ‘ou lots and lots, Mummy!” Buddy told her, continuing to hug Leah tightly.

“Not as much as I love you, my little bubba,” Leah genuinely smiled at the 2 year old before she turned her attention to you as she walked nearer to where you sat on the sofa, “And I love you too, my grumpy girl.” she told you, placing a kiss on your forehead, much to your own protest about it.

“Leah man, get off,” You grumbled, trying to swat her hand away from touching you, “Bye!”

Leah and Jordan shared another apprehensive look with one another, “Don’t worry, I’ve got it under control here. I’ll text you if anything bad happens,” Jordan reassured her, “Enjoy the night, honestly.”

“Okay, okay,” The blonde exhaled a sigh and runs her hand through her hair, “I’ll have my phone with me the whole time, so you can still text me if you need too,” She said, looking more towards you to reassure you that you can still get in touch with her if needed.

“Prepared to be spammed with gifs,” You murmured, a mischievous glint in your eye as you don’t even bother to look up from your phone in your hand, “Can’t say I didn’t warn you either.” You added.

“Mama! Mama!” Buddy’s voice was the centre of conversation with Jordan as the two of them played together on the carpet in front of you with some of the cars that your favourite little buddy brought from home, “Me cars’ red like Mummy’s team!”

Jordan’s eyes lit up in amazement as she smiled at the 2 year old, “That’s right, clever girl! What colour is this car?” She wondered, holding up the dark blue coloured car.

“Blue!” Buddy retorted, excitedly, “Like, not Mummy’s team!” She added.

“Well done, Buddy,” Jordan praised the toddler, “You’re getting more and more smart every day, kiddo!” She told her.

You couldn’t help but sit there and roll your eyes. You didn’t care much to contribute to the conversation Jordan and Buddy were having, you would much rather be interested to sit on your phone like you planned to do, at least your TikTok page was a good distraction.

“Alright, I should probably start dinner soon,” Jordan said, realising the time on the clock on the wall, moving to get up from the floor as she looked at you, “Will you please keep an eye on Buddy for me while I sort that out?” She asked.

Glancing up from your phone, you couldn’t help but huff and place it beside you, “Yeah whatever, but not for you though, I’m only doing it for Buddy,” You told her, bluntly as possible.

“Oh, yeah that’s fine,” Jordan responded, swallowing the lump that formed in her throat as she tries to not feel too hurt by that comment but the reality of it was that it really bothered her - You used to be so close with her, you would follow her around like a little shadow and not you want nothing to do with her at all, it really stung.

“Monkey, will ‘ou play with me?” Buddy’s little voice chirped as she peered up to look at you with hopeful eyes, “We build lego!”

“How can I say no to my favourite little buddy?” A small small appeared on your face as you slid off the sofa to join Buddy on the floor, she had all but completely abandoned her cars she was previously playing with in favour of the lego bricks that she attempted to drag over from the corner of the room, “Too heavy, Monkey!” She whines in frustration.

“Don’t worry, I’ve got them, Bud,” You giggled and stood up to easily move and pick up the lego bricks, “See? They’re not that heavy, you just needed a strong big sister to lift them up,” You joked with her.

“Thank ‘ou!” Buddy squealed and immediately dived into the box to start pulling out the different colourful lego bricks, “Monkey, ‘ou start with this one and I start with this one!” She declared, handing you a green block.

“Why can’t I have the one you have?” You asked playfully, pointing to the red block that she had in her hands, “I prefer that one.”

“No, that’s my block. ‘Ou have the green one!” Buddy’s little voice demands firmly, pushing the green block back into your hand, “I like red better!”

“Of course you do,” You retorted, grinning in amusement, “What colour is North London, Buddy?”

“Red!” Buddy declared loudly.

“Ain’t that right, Bud!” You nodded in agreement, “Guess I can agree to stick with the green block just for you.” You added, shrugging your shoulders as the two of you start to build together.

However that didn’t stop the two of you squabbling about the rest of the blocks though.

“What’s going on in here then?” Jordan popped her head round the door as she heard the commotion coming from the living room, “I thought you two would be playing nicely in here, eh?”

“Mama!” Buddy’s lower lip trembled a little, her big eyes filling up with frustration, “Monkey’s not sharing and letting me the ‘ellow block!” She whined, pointing accusingly at you.

“You're such a tattletale sometimes,” You rolled your eyes, feeling the frustration building inside of you, “You wanted me to play with you, Buddy! How am I supposed to build something if you keep taking them all?” You argued, crossing your arms over your chest defensively.

Jordan sighed and knelt down to the toddlers level, “Buddy, you know if you want Monkey to play with you then you have to share,” She reminded her, “Even if you like the certain coloured blocks.”

“But you don’ understand Mama, I like them ones. Monkey can have others!” Buddy pouted, clearly not liking the answer, “My blocks!” She declared, keeping a tight hold of them.

“Whatever, I don’t care,” You remarked, feeling your own frustration simmering as you do no more than push the tower over that Buddy’s been building in anger, “Oops.”

“M’ Tower!” Buddy’s whined, her upset clearly evident as the tears began to form in her big eyes, her lower lip quivering, “Monkey, ‘ou ruined it!”

“Oh well,” You shrugged carelessly and sidestepped over it to make your way back to sit on the sofa again.

“Monkey!” Jordan’s eyes widened in disbelief at your current attitude, especially towards your favourite little buddy of all people before she was quick to scoop the upset 2 year old onto her lap, “Hey, it’s okay, Buddy. We can just build it again, yeah?” She reassured her, hoping to calm the situation.

Buddy continued to sob and cling to Jordan, “I no wan’ build with Monkey, she’s a meany!”

You couldn’t lie and say that didn’t hurt your feelings because it definitely did to hear it out of the toddlers’ mouth even if she didn’t quite understand the words that she was saying.

“It’s just a tower,” You muttered, rolling your eyes as you turned your attention back to your phone in your hand again to scroll through your social media feeds, “It’s not a big deal.” You added, feeling a tiny bit guilty for upsetting the toddler.

Jordan exhaled a sigh and continued to cradle an upset Buddy in her arms as she turned her attention towards you to address the situation, “Hey, little one–”

“Don’t call me that!” You snapped at her, feeling so much hatred towards the woman in that very moment, “I’m not your little one anymore. You of all people don’t get to call me that!” 

Jordan’s face fell, the weight of your words hitting her like a punch to the gut. You watched her blink a few times, trying to process the sting of your outburst while still holding Buddy close.

“Okay,” The woman said quietly, her voice trembling slightly but still calm, “Look, I know you’re upset right now and I’m sorry li– Monkey, I am, but regardless of that, it’s not okay to upset Buddy like you did,” She told her, her tone gentle but still firm.

“Whatever, I don’t care,” You muttered, not having any interest in this conversation with Jordan at that moment, “You can’t tell me what to do either, you don’t get the right to do that anymore!”

“I know,” Jordan mumbled, exhaling a sigh as she knows that you’re really upset with her and she’s not going to push you to talk to her, “Right, Buddy. How about you come with me into the kitchen while Mama cooks dinner and that way we can give Monkey a bit of space, yeah?”

“Uh huh,” Buddy sniffled and nodded, her little face still wet with tears as she was reluctant to let go of Jordan anytime soon with her arms wrapped firmly around the older woman.

“Come on then,” Jordan murmured softly, standing up with the toddler in her arms as she casted one more glance in your direction, her expression a mixture of concern and sadness, “Take the time you need to calm down, Monkey. If you need me then we’ll be in the kitchen.” She added, before turning towards the kitchen.

“I won’t,” You stated coldly, although you couldn’t help but feel a pang of guilt tugging at your chest, but you did your best to shove it down and turn your attention back to your phone.

Had you really meant to come across that horrible?

The frustration you felt was evident and you had to remember that Jordan left you, one of the people that used to be a constant source of comfort and support and now she was just gone, but it was her own fault for leaving when she did, so maybe she did deserve the resentment you were showing towards her after all.

You were even more reluctant to join them for dinner, even if pasta was your favourite dinner sometimes but you were too stubborn to give in.

You were somewhat glad that Jordan seemed to sense that you didn’t want to be bothered and didn’t start up another conversation with you, at least until it came time to put Buddy to bed later that night.

“I’m about to go and put Buddy to bed,” Jordan said after coming back through the living room with the toddler ready for bed in fresh pajamas and wet hair from the bath.

You did have to admit that it hurt a little bit when the toddler didn’t reach towards like she usually did, but you suppose that you were mean when you pushed her tower over.

“Okay, have fun with that,” You muttered, continuing to give her the cold shoulder.

Jordan adjusted Buddy in her arms, “Maybe after that, we could sit and watch a film? You still like Shrek, don’t you?” She offers, hoping to start an olive branch from that.

“Not in the mood,” You murmured, reluctant to look up your phone where you currently had previously been spamming Leah with gifs like you had promised, you were so gutted you weren’t old enough to be there in the club with everyone else and had to be stuck here instead with Jordan.

“For Shrek?” Jordan questioned, tilting her head to the side in shock, “Oh, I never thought I’d see the day. Alright, how about one of those Marvel films? I remember you used to absolutely love–”

“No,” You interjected, scowling at her menacingly, “I don’t want to watch a movie with you, and I don’t want to talk about the past either. You left, remember? That’s on you!”

“Oh, uh well then that’s alright,” Jordan stammered, lost for words in that current moment, “Um, I’m just gonna go and put Buddy to bed then.” She added, quick to escape to the safe haven of the toddlers’ bedroom and leave you to sulk in the living room.

You felt a pang of guilt but then you remembered that Jordan brought this on herself. She’s the one that left you, it wasn’t the other way around.

She deserves to be treated this way.

You weren’t left to stew in your thoughts for very long before Jordan wandered back through into the living room, you hoped that she might just leave you to it but you were sadly mistaken with that as she came to join you on the sofa as she grabbed a hold of the remote and turned the TV on to find something decent to watch.

You were fine enough to not have to speak to her while you just continued to sit there on your phone, you suppose you could have gone and sat in your bedroom but that just felt a bit lonely.

It was awkward though for the two of you just sat in a tense silence before Jordan was the first to start up a conversation, “Monkey,” The woman began to speak as she looked towards you, “Do you, uh, do you think we could talk?” She questioned, hesitantly.

Exhaling a deep sigh, you didn’t break eye contact from your phone at all, “I have nothin’ to say to you,” You murmured bluntly, continuing to scroll your Instagram stories. You had seen several private stories of the girls at Leah’s birthday party tonight and you can’t help but be envious that you couldn’t be there instead.

“Okay, well how about you just listen and I talk then instead?” Jordan suggested, wearily as she muted the TV show she’d stuck on, “Look, I know that things have been tough since I transferred to Aston Villa, but you have to understand I did it for the right reasons.”

“You left,” You sneered at her, cold and heartlessly.

Why couldn’t you be at Leah’s party instead of being stuck here in this current situation?

It wasn't fair!

Speaking of the blonde, she had sent you a delightful text that you somewhat made sense off right at the moment.

captain buzzkill 🙄🫡 Hi my cheeky monkeey! 🐒 I hoep you’re not causin any trouble for jord and pease don’t give her a hard time. she loves you so mcuh and I love you so mcuh. lots and lots like jelly tots my girl 💕💕 I’ll see you tomorrrow xxx

You couldn’t help but giggle at the state of her text message, it was very clear that she was very drunk already by the lack of words spelled correctly but it was nice then even when she was out partying and having a good time, she still thought about you and checked in to make sure you were okay throughout.

“What’s so funny?” Jordan questioned, curiously as she peered up from looking at her own phone.

“Nothin’ just something one of the girls sent me from college,” You lied to her, not wanting to tell her it was actually Leah.

Jordan hummed in agreement, “Oh right,” She paused, “Hey, do you uh, do you want to have a game of Fifa?” She suggested another attempt to try and make amends.

“No I’m good,” You were quick to agree.

“That’s okay,” Jordan replied, sounding disheartened.

You huffed and stood up from the sofa, “I don’t want to play video games, I don’t want to watch anything and I certainly don’t want to talk to you,” You told her bluntly, not giving her the chance to speak again, “I’m going to bed,” With that, you made your quick escape down the hallway to your bedroom that you had here.

Although you didn’t make a direct beeline for your bedroom, instead crept quietly inside the toddlers’ bedroom, “Buddy?” You whispered quietly, praying that she wasn’t already asleep.

“Monkey?” Buddy’s little head popped up from her cot with her dummy bobbing gently in her mouth as her eyes lit up when she saw you, before she reached her arms out.

A small smile tugged at your lips, a sense of relief washing over you that she still wanted you despite the way you had acted earlier, “Yeah, it’s just me,” You murmured softly, leaning over the bars of the cot to scoop her up gently. 

Making sure to grab Buddy’s blanket, you wrapped it around her to keep her warm, before sitting down with her in the rocking chair, “I wanted to say sorry for upsetting you earlier.”

“Ou’ were mean,” Buddy mumbled, her words muffled by her dummy still in her mouth as she nuzzled her head against your chest, “Ou’ broke the tower.”

“I’m sorry I did that,” You whispered, pressing a kiss to the top of her head as you felt the guilt of earlier weighing heavily, “That was really mean of me to do it and I didn’t mean to get so angry about things either.”

“Ou’ mean to Mama too,” Buddy said, her eyes peering up at you with quiet sadness, “Ou’ made Mama sad. Don’ like Mama sad.”

Your breath caught in your throat at her words, “I know,” You murmured softly, your fingers gently running through her soft curls, “It’s just… You wouldn’t really understand it, Buddy. It’s complicated.”

Buddy nuzzled closer, the rhythmic sound of your heartbeat soothing her, but words still echoed in your mind. You didn’t want to upset anyone, least of all your favourite little buddy, “I don’t want to ever upset you, Buddy. Do you forgive me?” You asked, your voice filled with hope.

“I forgive ‘ou, Monkey,” Buddy replied softly, her tiny arms wrapping around you in a forgiving embrace, “Ou’ have to be nice to Mama too!”

You couldn’t help but smile at her innocence, though her words stung a little, “Yeah, I’ll try, Bud,” You murmured, gently rocking her as you stared out into the dimly lit room, “Things are just a bit tricky at the minute for me to do that, but I’ll try.”

It was easier said than done and you know there’s still a long way to go before you are willing to accept the apology any time soon, but at least Buddy seemed satisfied enough with your answer as her little hand gripped your shirt and continued to rest her head against your chest.

“I love you, Buddy,” You whispered, pressing another soft kiss to the top of her head, “You’re the best little sister I could ever wish for.” 

The comfort of your embrace lulling Buddy to sleep in your arms, her breath slow and steady against you and for a moment, the weight of everything seemed to lift, feeling the connection that only you two shared.

What you didn’t realise was that Jordan had overheard the entire conversation through the baby monitor that you forgot was still in Buddy’s bedroom. Her heart melted at the tender conversation between you and Buddy, and although she understood that you were seriously upset with her, it left her with some hope that just maybe, things between you both would be okay eventually one day.

You hadn’t expected to wake up in a panic like you did, you felt as if your heart was racing and your breath was quickened. Looking around the dimly lit, unfamiliar room, your surroundings felt too large, too cold and you didn’t like it at all.

Disorientated, you threw your duvet off you as it felt like you needed to escape from it.

Of course you had another nightmare, typically, it was about both of your biological parents this time round. You guess your mum leaving you had been on your mind lately, overshadowing Jordan’s absence in your life now, it brought up a whole lot of unwanted feelings, all over again.

Making your way into the kitchen to pour yourself a glass of water, you succeed with that task until you take a misstep, tripping over one of Blu’s toys in the process and go flying, the glass falling out of your hands and smashing into pieces on the floor.

“Monkey?” Jordan’s voice spoke softly, appearing in the kitchen as her concern was evident, “It’s late. What’re you doin’ up at this time?”

Standing there frozen in the kitchen staring at the shattered glass on the floor until the woman’s voice broke you out of your trance, “Uh, I… I just wanted to grab a glass of water. I tripped over Blu’s toy and it fell out of my hands,” You admitted, looking around to spot the dustpan and brush, “I’ll clean it up now.”

Jordan shook her head in disagreement and was careful to not step directly in the glass, “Careful, you’ll get glass in your feet,” She told you, moving to grab the dustpan and brush out of the cupboard where it’s kept, “Stay there and let me sweep it up, okay? I don’t want you to get hurt.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t… I didn’t mean to do that. I’m really sorry!” The tired state you were in overshadowed the anger you felt towards the older woman, immediately apologetic for what had happened due to past childhood trauma.

“Hey it’s okay, it’s just a glass,” Jordan reassured you, finishing sweeping up the broken glass and dumping it in the bin, “Do you want me to get you another drink?” She questioned, turning to look at you.

“No it’s okay, I… I’m just gonna go back to bed,” You murmured, shaking your head and turning in the direction to head back down the hallway to your bedroom without another word.

“Did you have a nightmare?” Jordan’s words made you snap your head back around and glare at her, “Was that the reason that you’re awake?”

“No,” You growled at her, not wanting to talk about things as you started to wake up  and were more aware of the conversation you were having with the woman.

“Do you want to talk about it?” Jordan offered you, evident concern in her voice.

“No, not with you I don’t,” You snapped, continuing to scowl at her, “You… You abandoned me as well when things got tough!”

Jordan frowned and shook her head, “Monkey, I haven’t abandoned you. I’m still here,” She paused, “I know it’s hard to understand that, but look, I’m still here, even if it might not seem like it right now.”

“Yes you did!” You shouted, pointing your index finger directly at her, “Yes you did!” You repeated.

“Hey, please keep your voice down,” Jordan reminded you, her tone gentle but still firm, “Buddy’s asleep, remember? I don’t want you waking her up.”

You couldn’t help scoffing and rolling your eyes, “Oh of course you only care about that.”

“I care about you too, little one–” Jordan began to tell you.

“You don’t get to call me that anymore, you left me!” You interjected, your voice a bit louder than you realised it was.

“I’m still here, Monkey,” Jordan murmured, trying to get through to you.

“No you’re not!” You exclaimed, shaking your head in disagreement, “You left, you’re just… you’re just like them!”

“Monkey–” Jordan began to speak in a calm tone of voice.

“Mama,” The conversation was broken up by Buddy waking up, making her upset well known.

Jordan exhaled a sigh, “I’m going to take care of Buddy and try to get her back to sleep,” She paused, running her hands through her hair, “Try and get some sleep, kid. Just know I’ll always be here for you,” With that, she walked past you to head into Buddy’s room and you are once again left feeling bad for waking up your favourite little buddy.

Could you really ever forgive her for just abandoning you in the way she did?

Right now, it really didn’t seem possible for that to happen at all, but maybe time will tell eventually.

© scribblesofagoonerr

[agentvalentine]

@reveira | Closed Starter.

Jill skims through the files she just obtained from the safe, looking for specific keywords. Umbrella. Arklay Research Facility. T-Virus. G-Virus. Test subjects. And that’s all she needs to confirm that the lead she got was legit.

She flicks her flashlight off and darkness soon envelops the big, cozy office she’s in. Save for the light coming from the computer screen on the desk. The villa she broke into belongs to one of Umbrella’s investors who had access to the research being conducted at the Raccoon City facility.

It took them a while to plot out how to get in and get what they want. They had to observe the place for about a week, count the number of guards, how often they rotate, what their usual routes are, how many people live in the villa, when they leave, when they come back. They had to observe security, what kind of locks they use, how many surveillance cameras they got, how many alarms.

The lead only told her that the office was in the first floor, and they did provide her with the password for the computer, but everything else was on her and Carlos to figure out, which they did. After all, this isn’t the first time they broke into someone’s property. She left Carlos to handle the guards while she disabled the security system and made her way inside.

No time to head back the way she came. The owners could wake up any moment, so she stuffs the files into a briefcase, then retrieves the flash drive on which she copied other data from the computer. Jill opens the window of the office–she barricaded the door with a chair, to buy herself as much time as she can–and takes a look out, scanning her surroundings. It’s only one floor. She can make it.

Four years, it’s been, since Raccoon City was destroyed, and someone has yet to pay for those crimes. But with these files and the data on the flash drive, there’s hope yet. Umbrella will go down. Soon. She knows it.

Using the trims and pipes for support, she lowers herself enough until she can safely drop to the ground. Her eyes scan around for any remaining guards. Place looks clear still. Carlos did good. She circles around to the backyard, passes by the big pool where one of the guards remains knocked out, and toward the small gate she unlocked earlier. Ond once she’s a good distance from the villa, she tugs out her radio.

“Carlos, come in. I’m headed back. I got everything we needed, and a little extra too.” She pats the stuffed pocket of her jeans. That safe contained more than just files. “Are we ready to hit the road?”

[mp3minded]

Marshall: My Analysis.

Arguably the most difficult route on season 6, there's a lot that interests me about his character, and I'mma lay it all out on the table here.

And I'll start off with the very first lie he told MC, which was when they first met, because the greater part of his route is themed around it, even though on the surface it looks to be true, as you get to know him platonically/off-route;

Because if that were the case, he never would've doubled down on our twin sister (Amelia), for being the safest option on the way back to the villa.

And, whether or not he was looking to fight with Ozzy basically as soon as he got there.. he should've seen it coming with all the smack he was talking 💀 but that's neither here nor there for me, as they were able to start mending their bond again on his 2nd full day in the villa.

The day before, when him and Ozzy were fighting still, is interesting, because it's the first real indication we see, beyond just words, that he really wasn't all that into Amelia after all. He'd hint at MC that he'd still be open to getting to know her before everyone returned to the villa, and Amelia was definitely more into him than he was her, even at the peak of their fling, but nothing concrete until what happened back at the villa.

Grace and Ozzy were fighting over Casa Amor stuff, Marshall butts in just to wind up Ozzy, and Grace told Marshall to "wind his neck in." That's when Amelia stepped in for Marshall, and instead of backing her up when Grace got on her case, he said, in paraphrase, "this is all irrelevant," AND WALKED OUT ON EVERYONE RIGHT THEN! 💀 And it was only downhill for Amelia and Marshall from there, but he didn't really care, because it was MC he wanted to be with, and his regret for how he went about Casa Amor was starting to show then, not when Toby arrived and swept Amelia off her feet, as a lot of people assume.

Oh, and the other obvious time he pied off Amelia, during the heart-rate challenge, was peak Marshall 🤡

But yeah, in general I'd argue Marshall's pretty introspective about a lot of things, even though he's very much an extrovert. He withdraws whenever he feels unsure about himself;

1.) Believing he's not good enough for MC (because he knows and admits to being kinda problematic, which I respect), thus defaulting to Amelia, in Casa Amor

2.) Making little effort with Amelia back in the villa, because he was into MC

3.) Not marrying MC back on Snog-Marry-Pie, after snogging Amelia in the game. Which yes, did earn him an extra pie from my MC 🤡

4.) Shying away from a possible x-rated shower with MC (normally, the other LI's can get in the shower with MC, on that scene) even though he states later on that he wanted to get in with her. He *could* say at one point that he didn't want to crack-on while coupled up with Amelia still, depending on a choice MC can make to say, but I personally don't believe that's why he let the shower moment with MC pass. I think the nerves got the better of him again 🥺

So, with that behavior of his in mind, it meant a lot when he pulled MC for a chat, the night him and MC really started to lock-in on each-other again, when he hadn't pulled Amelia for one chat that day, as by her own words.. and he pulled MC right in front of Amelia. 🤡 I don't care how much Amelia's mugged off, I like to see the commitment.

Which leads me to the last elephant in the room; the heart-rate challenge, and his heart-rate being raised the most by Grace no matter what happens (and vice-versa 💀). The actual result itself comes down to 3 things really—MC's mysterious/jack-of-all-trades vibes working against her for once, compared to Grace who is *known* (that's the keyword) to be a real kinky woman dressed up as like, the queen of hearts, and Marshall can tell MC on the first night of Casa Amor, that he likes women who take charge (in bed).

So even though it's all surface level stuff, of course it still hurt. I think him being there for MC, and making it clear that he wants to get to know her and not Grace after the challenge, was what helped me get through it though, because he could've easily taken that as another out from MC on impulse, but he wouldn't if they're vibing together on his route. (And he'd be hesitant to go for Grace even off-route, as him and Ozzy were just starting to patch things up—it could only happen if MC ends up coupling with Ozzy at the end.)

And from there, it's a cakewalk 😇 Now, for the other elephant in the room (for myself anyway); Marshall in comparison to Gary, from season 2. Even though I wouldn't consider myself a Gary stan anymore (I got too put off by his antics after awhile), I would call myself a "divorcée" of Gary instead, because I do still understand his character well enough to where I feel like I could really speak on it.

Even though Gary and Marshall have those parallels to one another.. the one thing that really sets them part, that I really like in Marshall, is his independence (in general, and from family life). And yes, I'll be happy to explain because I know that'll look questionable to say without context, from either side of the coin 💀

I love that Gary's nan was there for him, for everything he went through growing up. There's nothing wrong with that.. but, I wasn't crazy on hearing about her a lot, beyond when Gary opened up to MC at the pool. Like yes, family is important of course, but I'd prefer whomever I'm interested in, to not make me feel like I could never measure up to someone like Gary's nan, because that's not a totally improbable outcome, if it were to really come down to it.

And, on the other side of the coin.. no, I don't agree with the way Marshall slagged off Ozzy, without him being able to defend himself in Casa Amor, but I also didn't think it was that big of a deal, because I made it clear with Marshall that I would've reserved judgement until I heard both sides of the story, which he was fine with. Least to say with Marshall, I wouldn't have to worry about the family thing as I did with Gary, which is a big thing for me, and I know it's definitely a preference thing, but that's where I'm honestly at with that.

Marshall can just be so uwu, and I can't get enough of him! He surprised me a lot on season 6, as I thought I wouldn't even come close! 🤏🏽 to feeling anything for another LI like I did Gary, again 🥺

[tsuri-chan]

Episode 1059-1060: Yoko Okino and the Locked Attic

Based on volume 99, files 1055-1057

Plot in five keywords:

Kogoro is stuck at the toilet because there’s no toilet paper left and Yoko Okino is at the detective agency

To prepare herself for her new role as a detective, Yoko visited a villa where a woman is missing on a mysterious way

Later, a person was found dead and it all looks like murder in a locked room

Yoko has brought a code to decipher

So, instead of Kogoro, Conan and Wakita have to do so

Important plot development:

Yoko Okino x Kogoro relationship progress

Ran thinks that Kogoro is dressing himself up for women again and gets angry

It looks like Wakita was eavesdropping on the detective agency because he had all the information of the case, even though he shouldn’t be able to know them when he entered the room

Wakita says that he’s impatient

Wakita spies on Conan when he deciphers Yoko’s code

Ran says that Conan is more intelligent than Kogoro. Wakita agrees

Wakita wonders that Conan was able to decipher the codes by himself

Wakita says that it can be nerv-wrecking when something (like a shogi piece) is missing and asks Conan if he would be interested in it

Amuro looks at a photo of Rumi

Rating:

9/10 toilet paper rolls

It’s a very entertaining but also funny two-parter. The case is great because it’s mysterious and exciting. The situation with Wakita makes it even better and more interesting to watch in my opinion. Watch this case! It’s plot relevant.

[pleasestopthat]

Twin Island(?) Part 0/?

So kind of a love island setup but with twins but they're not related so they can also -- it's not as weird as it sounds let me explain.

Thinking about that marvel show Loki (spoilers btw I guess) was making me think about how often that would really happen -- someone being into the sex-reversed version of their own self. It's something people talk about, and I think it's funny, and the sims 4 is a funny game so I wasted the better part of my evening setting this whole thing up instead of pursuing anything remotely productive.

Let's meet the cast. Most of the names are randomly generated, I think I might have just typed in one or two last names that I had in my head for whatever reason, but none of the first names. Likes and dislikes were also randomly generated, because they shouldn't be the exact same people -- and no way I was gonna go manually copy likes and dislikes when I'm just returning to a game I haven't touched in years.

I know shows like love island usually have more contestants. At least I think they do, but that was too much for my brain. (This is a running theme.)

With the gang out of the way, I tried building a house. Keyword: Tried. I'm rubbish at building in this game -- in most games, actually.

So after about forty minutes in build mode yielded me only this much

I decided to bin it and just download a love island map from the gallery made by kerplunk107. (Made the map, not the entire gallery, that was electronic arts.) Initially, I tried placing it on the same lot, but the yard with all the stuff out front was half submerged, and my attempts to rotate it the other way rendered it the front door on the water and thus inaccessible, which I thought was cool. (not really)

I then had my sims move to another lot where I tried to place it down -- but that lot was also on the water and I experienced the same problem. I forgot to screenshot both times, but it looked pretty funny when it was submerged, so just trust me on that one.

Anyway, I finally found a lot and put the house down, everything was in order and we seemed good to go

Until I realized. I'd neglected the most important part of it all -- the one element needed to keep the entire production moving.

Now, usually these shows have hosts, right? Love Island has Laura Whitmore, Bachelor in Paradise has (for some fucking reason) David Spade. (But he seems like he's having fun.) Uh, I'm sure The Bachelor/ette also has a host. Anyway, that wasn't the case here, nor do we have a production crew.

So I needed someone

To make sure the boat kept swimming (or whatever)

In lieu of any real staff, I'd decided to contact my top man and send him into the field

This is Peppidge Stanfield. He doesn't fuck around.

The trouble is, as remarkably detailed as the map I downloaded was, it didn't have a place for Mr. Stanfield to work and oversee things. While it's okay for him to be among the contestants during the day because, unlike real-life show producers, he kind of blends in, he still needed an office. He didn't say this to me, but I could tell he was already disappointed at his treatment thus far, so I got to work right away.

We gave him the best tech

A room with a view of the entire island

And maximum comfort

His control tower was ready, and accessibly only through a pet door, which means none of the humans can get up there and tamper with any behind-the-scenes equipment. The most they'll ever see from down where they are, if anything, is Peppidge. Watching.

He was already on the ball, well on his way into the house before my other sims even began walking

CHAPTER 1

There isn't too much that happened here, I'll get to events in my next post if I somehow find the will to continue this/assuming my ADHD allows me to remember it at all. Just some intro stuff to be hashed out.

Immediately upon entering the villa, my sims set a couch on fire.

Twice.

It was actually Corey, one of the supposedly Genius sims, who set it off. So either that's a hoax, or he's up to something. I'm convinced it's the latter. Peppidge came around to see what was going on soon after, and gave everyone a stern lecture after requesting that the cameras be shut off.

While he was taking a nap to de-stress after the whole incident, Aubrey set the couch on fire for a third time.

The pit has since been moved a space away from the couch, and no incidents have occurred. I've spent the past six hours completely neglecting my actual real life, but I will soon maybe possibly return to see which building this trainwreck drives through next.

[newwavenewsandentertainment]

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Jigani, located close to the heart of Bangalore, has become a hotspot for homebuyers. Its charm lies in its lush greenery and tranquil lake views. Imagine waking up every morning to the calming sounds of nature and panoramic views that take your breath away. Sounds like a dream, right?

Close to Urban Amenities

While it offers the peace of nature, Jigani doesn’t skimp on modern conveniences. You’ve got shopping centers, schools, hospitals, and parks all within reach. You can enjoy the best of both worlds: the beauty of nature and the comfort of city living.

Affordable Living: What to Expect

When it comes to budget-friendly options, the 3 BHK villas in Jigani are a goldmine. These homes often provide more space compared to apartments, making them great for families. Plus, investing in a villa can be a smart move. Here’s why:

Space and Comfort

A 3 BHK villa gives you room to breathe. Whether you have a growing family or need space for a home office, these villas provide the necessary comfort. You can set up your kids' play area, create a cozy reading nook, or even have a garden.

Value for Money

Prices in Jigani are often lower than in more congested areas of Bangalore. This means you can get more bang for your buck. Your dream villa doesn’t have to come with a hefty price tag. It’s all about smart searching!

Finding the Right Villa: Simple Steps

Now that you're inspired, let’s jump into how to actually find these affordable gems.

Research Online Listings

Start with websites that specialize in real estate. Use keywords like “3 BHK villas in Jigani” or “affordable villas By the Beautiful Lake.” This will help you find listings that meet your needs. Keep an eye on prices, and don’t forget to check reviews and ratings.

Connect with Local Realtors

Local real estate agents can be your best friends in this search. They know the area inside and out and can guide you to hidden gems that might not be listed online. Let them know your budget and preferences, making it easier for them to find the right fit.

Visit the Area

Once you’ve shortlisted a few options, it’s time to hit the road. Visiting potential homes lets you feel the vibe of the space. Walk around the neighborhood, check out nearby amenities, and visualize your new lifestyle. It’s all about finding the right flow for you and your family.

Consider Future Growth

Jigani is growing, and so are property values. Investing now in a Villas for Sale in Jigani Bangalore can pay off in the long run. It’s not just about where you live today but where you’ll want to be tomorrow.

Enjoying Life in Jigani

Once you’ve chosen your villa, it’s time to make it your own. Decorate it with personal touches that reflect your style. Whether you prefer a modern look or something more traditional, a villa is like a blank canvas waiting for your colors.

Embrace the Community

Don’t forget to immerse yourself in the community! Join local clubs, participate in events, and meet your neighbors. Building connections can turn a house into a home.

Conclusion: Your Dream Awaits

Finding an affordable 3 BHK villa near By the Beautiful Lake in Jigani is not just about the bricks and mortar; it’s about creating a lifestyle. With the right approach and a bit of exploration, your dream home is within reach. Get ready to enjoy the perfect blend of comfort, convenience, and nature in this beautiful location. Happy house hunting!

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Mastering Vacation Rental Marketing for More Bookings

vacation rentals are one of the most lucrative businesses that any person could venture into provided that the business is properly marketed to cover specific clients at the client's convenience. Other new market entrants that offer the service are Airbnb, Vrbo, and Booking. com and many more. com, they have to ensure that they do not simply post their properties on the site and then sit back and wait for people to come flooding to book for their rents. That is why, it is critical to discuss the need for the further development of the defined social media marketing strategy that will help to expand visibility, improve the guests’ experience, and secure bookings. Here, we describe typical marketing for vacation rental businesses that can help boost bookings at the expense of competitors.

This is your opportunity to get your business to the top of the online world. A Place to Start: Best Practices for Listing Optimization

The foundation of any accommodation business is a listing and for your vacation rental business, it’s no different. A perfect example of needing your property to be easily recognizable online, specifically for search engines is highly commendable in actualization of the target market. Here are essential factors to consider: There are important aspects that have to be taken into account in this case, as follows:

1. High-Quality Photography

It shows that professional and high-quality photographs should not be compromised even for listing your property. For example, properties that provide professional photos get at least 40% more bookings than those that do not. Select the photos which depict the strengths of the house; for example, big doors, and windows, a large hall, a swimming pool, or a balcony view. Cash, as they say, talks, and in this case, going out and looking for a good and professional photographer who will capture all the beautiful aspects of your property that would attract any would-be guests is advised.

2. It often proves easier to write a Keyword-focused and Persuasive Description.

Your property description is actually the first thing that a guest will know about your rental. Make it as helpful and as interesting as possible packed with keywords associated with the vacation rental business. For instance, if your rental is in a location close to tourist attractions relate your ad to the following keywords such as beachfront rental, luxury villa near downtown, and family-friendly vacation home. Though use simple language and avoid complicated terminologies while highlighting the specific features that make your house distinct.

3. Keep Your Calendar Updated

It is thus advisable to have a calendar that is updated constantly to give a message to the prospective clients that your house is well run. The algorithms used in the vacation rental platforms such as Airbnb, and Vrbo twine towards those homes that repeatedly update their availability. This means that if your calendar is updated, you will show up in searches and increase your chances of gaining bookings.

Maximise revenues through direct bookings with help of social media platforms.

Facebook especially, is a great media through which vacation rentals can be marketed. By using platforms such as Instagram, Facebook, and Pinterest you can advertise your property interact with your guests, and encourage them to book directly. Here’s how to make the most of your social media presence: Here’s how to make the most of your social media presence:

1. Create Engaging Content

Update the page frequently using good-quality images and videos as well as engaging guest testimonials help keep the target audience’s attention on the page. Introduce your best parts of the property through the post, a reel, and a story. For instance, you can share a video of sunsets from a balcony or windows, warm apartment atmosphere, or a beach near your house. That is why the utilization of user-generated content like guest reviews, photos, or experiences contributes to credibility and motivates others to book.

2. Pay-per-click services to Advertise to a Particular Group of People

LinkedIn and Facebook advertisement services are some of the other common methods through which advertising can be done and these methods allow one to market his or her products to very specific niche markets. For instance, traffic generally may be targeted based on age, interests in traveling or those users searching for vacation rentals in their locality. The use of paid ads is another way that can greatly help in increasing your visibility to your followers and turning them into guests.

3. The best practice of building a strong brand presence is mandatory for any aspiring company. Different platforms should be utilized in order to establish a strong brand image.

It is important to create a brand that could be easily associated with guests. This includes choosing a style for the logo, as well as the choice of one or more colors and the general tenor of all your posts and communications. Brand awareness helps in creating trust and credibility, this makes guests repeat their business with you or recommend others to do so.

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Boost Your Business with Dotphi Infosolutions Website Design SEO Services

Boost Your Business with Dotphi Infosolutions Website Design SEO Services

Why Website Design Matters

In today’s digital world, your website is the face of your business. It’s the first thing potential customers see, and first impressions count. A well-designed website can attract visitors and keep them engaged. It’s like having a beautiful storefront — if it’s appealing, people will want to come inside.

Dotphi Infosolutions: Your Go-To Solution

Dotphi Infosolutions offers top-notch website design and SEO services. They understand that a great website isn’t just about looks but also about functionality. Picture your website as a well-organized library. If the books are neatly arranged, people can find what they’re looking for quickly. Similarly, a well-structured website helps users find information easily, leading to better engagement and conversions.

Engaging and User-Friendly Designs

One key feature of Dotphi’s design approach is user experience. They create websites that are not just pretty but also easy to navigate. A user-friendly design is like a signpost on a road. It guides visitors on where to go, making their journey smooth and enjoyable. When users can find what they need, they’re more likely to stay longer and interact with your content.

SEO That Gets You Noticed

What good is a beautiful website if no one sees it? That’s where Dotphi Infosolutions’ SEO services come into play. SEO, or Search Engine Optimization, is like putting a giant spotlight on your website. It helps search engines, like Google, find and rank your site higher. By using the right keywords and strategies, Dotphi makes sure your website appears in search results, driving more traffic your way.

Content That Connects

Content is king, or so they say. Dotphi emphasizes the importance of high-quality content that engages readers. Think of it this way: if your website is like a book, the content is the story. An interesting story keeps readers turning the pages. With compelling content, you can capture your audience’s attention and encourage them to explore your site even further.

Responsive Design for All Devices

In a world where people use their phones, tablets, and computers to browse, having a responsive design is crucial. Dotphi Infosolutions creates websites that look and function great on any device. Imagine trying to read a book with tiny text or blurry images. Frustrating, right? A responsive design ensures that your site is clear and accessible, no matter how people visit.

Keeping Up with Trends

The digital landscape is always shifting. Dotphi stays updated with the latest design trends and SEO best practices, ensuring your website remains modern and effective. Think of it as a fashion statement; you want to wear what’s in style, so you feel good about yourself. With Dotphi, your website will always be in vogue, attracting more visitors.

Conclusion: Take the Next Step

A stunning website combined with powerful SEO can elevate your business. Dotphi Infosolutions provides the expertise needed to create a site that not only looks amazing but also performs well. With user-friendly designs, engaging content, and effective SEO strategies, they’ll help your business shine online. Don’t just blend in; stand out with Dotphi’s exceptional services. Ready to transform your online presence? It’s time to make the leap!

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Elevate Your Bathroom with Premium Bathroom Products in the UAE

When it comes to designing a luxurious and functional bathroom, selecting the right products is key. In the UAE, a region known for its emphasis on elegance and quality, Ambientz is your go-to destination for premium bathroom products. Bathroom Products in UAE From stunning tiles to modern fixtures, Ambientz offers a diverse range of bathroom solutions that cater to both contemporary and classic tastes.

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Tiles are the foundation of any bathroom design, and at Ambientz, you’ll find an extensive selection to suit any aesthetic. Whether you’re looking for sleek, minimalist designs or more intricate patterns, Ambientz has tiles that will transform your bathroom into a stylish oasis. Our tiles come in various materials, including ceramic, porcelain, and natural stone, ensuring durability and easy maintenance.

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Beyond tiles, Ambientz also provides a comprehensive range of bathroom fixtures that blend style with functionality. Our collection includes everything from elegant faucets and showerheads to sophisticated bathtubs and sinks. Each product is crafted with precision, offering not only aesthetic appeal but also long-lasting performance.

Why Choose Ambientz for Bathroom Products in the UAE?

Ambientz stands out in the UAE market for several reasons:

Quality Assurance: We source our products from top manufacturers to ensure they meet the highest standards of quality.

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Transform Your Bathroom with Ambientz

Your bathroom is more than just a functional space; it’s a personal sanctuary where you can unwind and relax. With Ambientz's bathroom products, Bathroom Products in UAE you can create a space that reflects your style and meets your needs. Whether you’re starting from scratch or simply updating your existing bathroom, Ambientz has everything you need to bring your vision to life.

Explore our full range of bathroom products in the UAE by visiting Ambientz's product page today. Let us help you turn your bathroom into a space of comfort and luxury.

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