while kissing my villain f/o's head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*
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Ths user loves their Villain F/Os!
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Thinking about how Leo says he uses his jokes to cope and y’know, thinking harder on it I think it may very well be because of what else uses one-liners and puns and that type of humor.
Specifically, 80’s action movies and campy sci-fi. Even more specifically, the protagonists of these.
So I can imagine why, exactly, Leo leans toward this brand of humor. It’s directly linked to things he loves! But even more than that is why I think it’s used as a coping mechanism.
In these genres, these quips tend to be said by the winner - or, if not a winner, then someone who will stay alive. So there’s a confidence behind them, an assurance, almost, that even if things go wrong, things aren’t ever too serious. There’s no bad endings here! It’s all good fun, even if the stakes seem high.
Leo canonically has been known to steer his brothers away from the more brutal villains and toward more fun, lighthearted activities and not-so-dangerous criminals. So for Leo, these jokes definitely make things less heavy, make the situations they find themselves in less intense.
It’s kinda not just coping, but also can be seen as a form of escapism. A safety blanket. A way for Leo to defuse the tension of knowing just how dangerous their lives are and replace that with a levity which implies that things will be okay.
Unfortunately, levity alone does not alter reality.
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Free my girl, she did do all of that shit but have you considered that she's cute? A little cutie patootie? My precious little honeypie sweetie darling sugar angel wifey beloved? Have you considered that?
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Just thinking about my f/o finding me physically attractive and flirting with me makes me hyperventilate
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Imagine breaking your stoic f/o making them a flustered mess. They hardly show their emotions if at all, maybe even coming off a bit rude, but they have a secret weakness to you. The little things you do they find interesting come to their mind now, and again giving them a little smile on their face. Small thing make them short circuit before quickly getting back their composure like accidentally touching their hand, leading against them for support or to look at something, hugging them from behind, accidentally getting in their face as they scrunch their mouth to avoid being tempted to kiss you. They curse themselves when you're not around feeling embarrassed of how they're acting about you. Not able to wrap their head around it, but they still couldn't help it as they helplessly fond over you secretly. Hoping maybe one day to say what they truly think to your face.
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your F/O will still love you if you gain weight
your F/O will still love you if you lose weight
Your F/O will love you no matter what weight you are ♡
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Imagine your villainous F/O kissing your forehead, and stroking your cheek. They promise you that everything is going to be alright. Of course you know they're going to do something horrible. The question is whether or not that bothers you...
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Yknow what would be fun? Making little posts about you and your F/O(s) like they're real life events. Like you doing something and adding how your F/O(s) would react. For example:
"Was reaching down to grab my blankets at the end of the bed and stretched my arms like a cat. My husband goes "here kitty kitty" as I'm pulling the blankets up."
Just little ways to connect to our fictional relationships.
Proshippers/variants don't even think about stealing this. Your life is bankrupt of morals and no one wants to hear about your horrid behavior.
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you ever see like. really attractive art/images of your F/O and trying to not let every fiber of your body explode because of it. yeah.
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The Beast takes over his new lantern bearer.
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