#vore pizza adventures

[nightmarevore]

"you'll end up next if you keep staring."

a bit of a will belly.... a tummy, even.

[draconicnomphs]

In the depths of my brainrot I have made. Well one is a cannon character and the other is purely oc

Kathleen and graham and someone else in the last photo but if i say who that is i will be put in the main tags we don’t want that.

But yeah! Brainrot is heavy and im posting these on a whim!

[peppermintflavoredharem]

Hey, Timmy here.

This is the selfship blog of @peppermintflavoredlove

I'm fine with sharing!

I'm 16. Do not reblog onto nsfw or 18+ blogs.

Vore may be mentioned/talked about here.

Info under the cut

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Current self inserts:

more TBA

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Current F/Os:

-Peppermint Butler (Adventure Time)

-Scudworth and Butlertron (Clone High)

-Pizzahead (Pizza Tower)

-Main 4, Grim? (Smiling Friends)

-Scary Larry (Break In)

-Alfur Aldric (Hilda)

-Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

-Brett Hand, ROBOTUS Alpha-Beta and Glenn Dolphman (Inside Job)

-Fiddleford McGucket and Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

-Rouxls Kaard and Spamton g Spamton (DELTARUNE)

-Lord Tourettes (Dick Figures)

-Hopediah Plantar (Amphibia)

-Pizza Steve (Uncle Grandpa)

[candyredmusings]

Grubba Gang Sentence Starters

aka shit my discord squad has said. Periodically updated.

Mostly crack + NSFT.

“STOP BEING HORNY!”

“I’M NOT BEING HORNY STOP GASLIGHTING ME!”

“Santa isn’t real and Jesus never happened.”

“CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE BABY WE’RE GOING TO YANDERE DIVORCE COURT.”

“I’ll be having evil intercourse.”

“I prostate myself jingling miserably on the floor for nothing.”

“God I would stab a man for a dorito.”

“How many people have you put in Jigsaw traps? I’m not a cop by the way.”

“Wish my mans would call me Slupert Doobert.”

“THANKS! I’M GOING TO SMITE YOU FOR YOUR HUBRIS NOW!”

“Shut the fuck up none of you can truly understand barbie horse adventures mystery ride.”

“Bold of you to presume we talk about anything except getting nut in here.”

“ALL I WANTED WAS TO GET RAWED ON THE FIRST DATE AND YOU SAID NO LIKE SOME FUCKING GENTLEMAN-”

“My vore gets me bitches.”

“ [Name]   we’re gonna watch the barbie movies and im gonna sell my nudes.”

“I don’t know about you but Santa Claus could SMASH.”

“Just kidding. I want to pull you apart like a twizzler.”

“Sometimes I crave that real flesh.”

“One minute you’re talking about nutting the next you’re talking about when you were 6 year olds and first learned the feeling of betrayal.”

“Gnomes WILL be held accountable for their crimes.”

“  Tsk. No cloaca. No meaning.”

“Are you gonna eat your girls pussy like some sort of democrat, or vore her like a man?”

“ I am the clown that entertains this nuclear wasteland of comedy.”

“Are you thinking about the gnome party?”

“[NAME] if there’s ONE thing i know about you it’s that you don’t wear pants unless absolutely necessary.”

“Damn. It was never as easy as blues clues made it seem!”

“I’m going to fucking cain and abel you.”

“IM REQUIRED BY LAW TO SUCK HIS DICK NOW-”

“Your ass is grass and I’m an ape.”

“Hey anyone wanna fuck.”

“Not to flex on you but im something of a manlet.”

“I’m on a sexual clown journey.”

“Post the image, you stupid fruit.”

“God I gotta say I do love being me sometimes? Because I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me.”

“It’ll be fine. Ain’t you ever seen Hamilton?”

“Can we stop talking about my asshole?”

“It has been 2 days since our last slur.” / “it’s been 0 days since our last slur.”

“I’m ‘bout to be real with you, chief, I’m bout to bust them fucking kneecaps.”

“Will my life ever know peace?”

“Let’s just say if I had to see [NAME] in a police line up, well, I hope they can’t see through the mirror.”

“Let’s just say if I had to see Mr. Blobby in a police line up, well, I hope they can’t see through the mirror.”

“What the absolute FUCK have I walked into.”

“[NAME] comes within five feet of my pussy and I have to beat them away with a pool noodle.”

“I want cock. Now.”

“Shut the fuck up [NAME] there’s girls here!”

“IS [NAME] IN HEAT?”

“WE’VE BEEN ARGUING OVER [NAME]’S FEET FOR THREE DAYS.”

“Yes, love of my life? My Pizza Hut pan pizza? My 2 for 4 deal?“

“I’m probably gonna get hate for this, but, [NAME] is an absolute snacc.”

“You’re right. You are going to get hate.”

“For the love of God shut the fuck up.”

“In the past 24 hours you have said several horrible things to me.”

“I also want to see fat demon cock.”

“Gra ta ta swag bitch.”

“I’M HERE TO GET SEXUAL.”

“Please don’t call [NAME] sexy ever again.”

“Shut up, fruit.”

“GOD IS MY BITCH AND HE SUCKED MY DICK BEHIND A 7/11.”

“[NAME] I love you but what are you doing man?”

“Eat or I’ll send Steve Harvey after you.”

“I wanna be rammed so hard my anal cavity prolapses.”

“[NAME] if it was life or death would you yank the dildo outta my ass?”

“What’s the lore behind a dildo being in your ass and someone will die of circumstances because of it?”

“  NO!! THE POPE CANT BE HORNY!!”

“Don’t get me wrong, Lola bunny could take a jack hammer to my nuts and I’d thank her, but she also is the best basketball player ever.”

“[NAME]’s exquisite boobs will not protect him from feral [NAME] and that is a promise!”

“whats a little cum inflation among friends”

“On fridays we gaslight our white boys for enrichment.”

“Ain’t that the shit the lucky charms dude says? If you wanna find the fruit you gotta suck-o me nut?    …or maybe thats fruit loops.“

"He’s shown feet, the next logical step is ass"

“[NAME] I got money on you crying right now. Not to freak you out, but -”

“I have RED VELVET in my BIG ASS TITTIES”

"Give this child a prison uniform I’m tired of him."

"Theres only so much i can do to stop white people"

“I DON’T CARE ABOUT SQUIRTING [NAME]”

"I LOVE ARGUING WITH MEN OVER THE INTERNET. MY PORES ARE CLEAR."

“I died in a tragic lip gloss accident and only by the grace of god do i live on.”

“You will never match his swag.”

“Hannibal is always based?”

“You know who else eats people? Christians. Grow up.”

“He’s gender-nonconforming as fuck with those eyelashses"

“I just fucked yo’ bitch in my Gucci clown drip.”

“She is to marry what we in the business call a little fucking freak.”

“TRY GETTING A JOB AT SCOOPS AHOY NOW YOU LITTLE FUCKING BASTARD!”

“The goal of art is to piss off as many people as possible.”

“I don’t know why I do the things I do, [NAME].”

"YOU HAVE THE GALL. TO COMPARE BEETHOVEN TO THE FUCKING BEATLES?!?"

“ I got heckled to sing Rainbow Connection."

“Do I make you horny, baby?”

“  WOW I GET IT! YOU’RE A WHORE I SEE NOW!”

“Wow, he looks like shit. I could suck him silly.”

“I could suck him silly.”

“Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.”

"I could change jfk… WAIT AM I MARILYN MONROE?"

“Im so used to jumping in front of the gun that i didn’t realize the gun wasn’t loaded.”

“  this guy is like PG13 Hannibal.  “

“you met me at a very frank floppa time in my life.”

"To put it simply you are the cave full of bluntsmoken and the world is your little german boy OoOO"

"I WANT YOUR GODDAMN SLOPPY JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE” -

“oh do not call him that ill cum on the spot”

“FUCK OFF. YOU’RE SICK.”

“NO ONE EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF THE DOG!!”

“I don’t know why I do the things I do, [NAME].”

“well that was nice im gonna go walk some more until i die now"

"Love will always triumph."

”[NAME] BECAME ALLOSEXUAL FOR VENOM, WHY CAN’T YOU?“

”[NAME] BECAME ALLOSEXUAL FOR [NAME], WHY CAN’T YOU?“

"the fist of ‘87 thats what they call me.”

“the WORST SEX youve ever seen”

“My god i would shampoo his ball hair with my saliva …”

“ALL I HAD WAS LACTATION!"

“I’m Catholic so of course I rejected help, but and however…“

"i am a feminist and a woman-lover but first and foremost i am a hater"

"i love women but some of these bitches are boring-"

“I FAILED AT BECOMING RACIST.”

"YOURE NOT VAN GOGH BITCH!!!!"

“ i need cocaine ................. “

"........What Are We DOING?"

"If you were a pickle I'd eat you but i'd still love you”

“YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS MAKES YOU OBSESS OVER BOYS WELL MY MENTAL ILLNESS MAKES ME OBSESS OVER YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS.”

“bigfoot is sexy, [NAME]”

“you know what?? friendship IS magic.”

"i would suck off any of my friends"

“when gods choir sings, will bigfoot not be among them?”

“Call [NAME] a wedding cake the way im paying women to sit on him.”

“I WAS CHURNING THY BUTTER.”

“Hon hon baguette go to hell.”

“Avert thine lustful eyes away from my daughter, fiend.”

"AS A SOCIETY we should be making sure that women do not do be dying!!!"

“How many innuendos can we make in 3 minutes?”

“Yeah, no, I’m not in the habit of dropping slurs casually. I do it competitively.”

“She’s cute! Can’t wait to watch her get spitroasted.”

“We serve cunt here, sir.”

“Bitch I don’t like milk. Its White. Its NASTY—”

“I’m not going to suck him silly. This is serious to me.”

"if [NAME] looked like a drowned rat they wouldnt get nearly as much love.”

“Yes girl we explore Jesus.”

“i work in the tuberculosis ward, and I do occasionally peak into the polio ward but I won't go into the small pox ward ykwim”

“i hate penis when it’s normal you know what i mean”

“WHO THE FUCK HATED ON MY AUTISTIC SHAWTY”

“You’re afraid of unsalted nut but allow white penis into your body”

“I’m doing research on the clitoris”

"He has the gentle eyes of a baby cow and the face of bacon and he's my BEST FRIEND. "

[pxppinmolly-archived]

Grubba Gang Sentence Starters

aka shit my discord squad has said

Mix of just all crack and some NSFW.

“STOP BEING HORNY!”

“I’M NOT BEING HORNY STOP GASLIGHTING ME!”

“Santa isn’t real and Jesus never happened.”

“CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE BABY WE’RE GOING TO YANDERE DIVORCE COURT.”

“I’ll be having evil intercourse.”

“I prostate myself jingling miserably on the floor for nothing.”

“God I would stab a man for a dorito.”

“How many people have you put in Jigsaw traps? I’m not a cop by the way.”

“Wish my mans would call me Slupert Doobert.”

“THANKS! I’M GOING TO SMITE YOU FOR YOUR HUBRIS NOW!”

“Shut the fuck up none of you can truly understand barbie horse adventures mystery ride.”

“Bold of you to presume we talk about anything except getting nut in here.”

“ALL I WANTED WAS TO GET RAWED ON THE FIRST DATE AND YOU SAID NO LIKE SOME FUCKING GENTLEMAN-”

“My vore gets me bitches.”

“ [Name] we're gonna watch the barbie movies and im gonna sell my nudes.”

“I don’t know about you but Santa Claus could SMASH.”

“Just kidding. I want to pull you apart like a twizzler.”

“Sometimes I crave that real flesh.”

“One minute you’re talking about nutting the next you’re talking about when you were 6 year olds and first learned the feeling of betrayal.”

“Gnomes WILL be held accountable for their crimes.”

“ Tsk. No cloaca. No meaning.”

“Are you gonna eat your girls pussy like some sort of democrat, or vore her like a man?”

“ I am the clown that entertains this nuclear wasteland of comedy.”

“Are you thinking about the gnome party?”

“[NAME] if there’s ONE thing i know about you it’s that you don’t wear pants unless absolutely necessary.”

“Damn. It was never as easy as blues clues made it seem!”

“I’m going to fucking cain and abel you.”

“IM REQUIRED BY LAW TO SUCK HIS DICK NOW-”

“Your ass is grass and I’m an ape.”

“Hey anyone wanna fuck.”

“Not to flex on you but im something of a manlet.”

“I’m on a sexual clown journey.”

“Post the image, you stupid fruit.” 

“God I gotta say I do love being me sometimes? Because I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me.”

“It’ll be fine. Ain’t you ever seen Hamilton?”

“Can we stop talking about my asshole?”

“It has been 2 days since our last slur.” / “it’s been 0 days since our last slur.”

“I’m ‘bout to be real with you, chief, I’m bout to bust them fucking kneecaps.”

“Will my life ever know peace?”

“Let’s just say if I had to see [NAME] in a police line up, well, I hope they can’t see through the mirror.”

“Let’s just say if I had to see Mr. Blobby in a police line up, well, I hope they can’t see through the mirror.” 

“What the absolute FUCK have I walked into.”

“[NAME] comes within five feet of my pussy and I have to beat them away with a pool noodle.”

“I want cock. Now.”

“Shut the fuck up [NAME] there’s girls here!”

“IS [NAME] IN HEAT?”

“WE’VE BEEN ARGUING OVER [NAME]’S FEET FOR THREE DAYS.”

“Yes, love of my life? My Pizza Hut pan pizza? My 2 for 4 deal?“

“I’m probably gonna get hate for this, but, [NAME] is an absolute snacc.”

“You’re right. You are going to get hate.”

“For the love of God shut the fuck up.”

“In the past 24 hours you have said several horrible things to me.”

“I also want to see fat demon cock.”

“Gra ta ta swag bitch.”

“I’M HERE TO GET SEXUAL.”

“Please don’t call [NAME] sexy ever again.”

“Shut up, fruit.”

“GOD IS MY BITCH AND HE SUCKED MY DICK BEHIND A 7/11.”

“[NAME] I love you but what are you doing man?”

“Eat or I’ll send Steve Harvey after you.”

“I wanna be rammed so hard my anal cavity prolapses.”

“[NAME] if it was life or death would you yank the dildo outta my ass?”

“What’s the lore behind a dildo being in your ass and someone will die of circumstances because of it?”

“ NO!! THE POPE CANT BE HORNY!!”

“Don’t get me wrong, Lola bunny could take a jack hammer to my nuts and I’d thank her, but she also is the best basketball player ever.”

“[NAME]’s exquisite boobs will not protect him from feral [NAME]’sand that is a promise!”

"whats a little cum inflation among friends"

“On fridays we gaslight our white boys for enrichment.”

"Ain't that the shit the lucky charms dude says? If you wanna find the fruit you gotta suck-o me nut? ...or maybe thats fruit loops." 

"He's shown feet, the next logical step is ass" 

“[NAME] I got money on you crying right now. Not to freak you out, but -”

“I have RED VELVET in my BIG ASS TITTIES” 

"Give this child a prison uniform I'm tired of him." 

"Theres only so much i can do to stop white people" 

“I DON'T CARE ABOUT SQUIRTING [NAME]”

"I LOVE ARGUING WITH MEN OVER THE INTERNET. MY PORES ARE CLEAR." 

“I died in a tragic lip gloss accident and only by the grace of god do i live on.”

“You will never match his swag.”

“Hannibal is always based?”

“You know who else eats people? Christians. Grow up.”

“He's gender-nonconforming as fuck with those eyelashses" 

“I just fucked yo’ bitch in my Gucci clown drip.”

“She is to marry what we in the business call a little fucking freak.”

“TRY GETTING A JOB AT SCOOPS AHOY NOW YOU LITTLE FUCKING BASTARD!”

“The goal of art is to piss off as many people as possible.”

“I don’t know why I do the things I do, [NAME].”

"YOU HAVE THE GALL. TO COMPARE BEETHOVEN TO THE FUCKING BEATLES?!?" 

“ I got heckled to sing Rainbow Connection." 

“Do I make you horny, baby?”

“ WOW I GET IT! YOU’RE A WHORE I SEE NOW!”

“Wow, he looks like shit. I could suck him silly.”

“I could suck him silly.”

“Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.”

"I could change jfk... WAIT AM I MARILYN MONROE?" 

“Im so used to jumping in front of the gun that i didn't realize the gun wasn't loaded.”

“ this guy is like PG13 Hannibal. “

“you met me at a very frank floppa time in my life.”

"To put it simply you are the cave full of bluntsmoken and the world is your little german boy OoOO" 

"I WANT YOUR GODDAMN SLOPPY JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE" - 

“oh do not call him that ill cum on the spot”

“FUCK OFF. YOU’RE SICK.”

“NO ONE EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF THE DOG!!” 

“I don’t know why I do the things I do, [NAME].”

"well that was nice im gonna go walk some more until i die now" 

"Love will always triumph." 

"[NAME] BECAME ALLOSEXUAL FOR VENOM, WHY CAN'T YOU?" 

"[NAME] BECAME ALLOSEXUAL FOR [NAME], WHY CAN'T YOU?" 

"the fist of '87 thats what they call me."

“the WORST SEX youve ever seen”

“My god i would shampoo his ball hair with my saliva ...”

"ALL I HAD WAS LACTATION!" 

“I'm Catholic so of course I rejected help, but and however...“

[ngame989]

S3E10 - Sweet Dreams/Lava Lake Beach

Sweet Dreams

Standout Moments –

Vore fetish monsters.

What is it with Mewberty and dragging vehicles into the sky?

Sup bruh.

Music in this scene is so alien, I love it.

The dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

Criticism – N/A

New thing I caught – Interesting that this episode ends on a pretty uncharacteristic “Star refuses Marco’s advice” note. This does pay off soon after, but still, Seasons 1 and 2 were heavily populated with “Star and Marco learn a valuable lesson from each other” segments which aren’t as common here.

Starco commentary –

Star runs into a serious issue that she needs help with, and she’s already turning to Marco for assistance. She said previously that she only wanted him around for fun, but clearly he’s still her go-to for help as always. The words she uses are bossy, kinda, but no more so than pleading with Marco to make more food for Baby.

And telling him not to tell Tom – she’s aware of the fact that she probably shouldn’t be doing this type of thing with someone who isn’t her boyfriend, but does it anyway! Almost as if she doesn’t have a close, trusting connection with him.

Star’s the dishonest one this time.

Kinky. But, also, Star saying he’s the only one she can trust. Like I said, they might not be spending every waking moment as happy-go-lucky besties anymore (as a lingering result of tension and later as an explicitly intentional thing on Marco’s end) but the importance in each other’s lives is as much or more than it’s ever been, even now.

And even when they don’t see eye to eye, Marco’s still dedicating himself to looking out for Star. Which is, in large part, where he starts to find that meaning he’s been searching for in life. And where his feelings for Star come from.

Overall – Solid episode, some adventure and action and Starco moments.

Lava Lake Beach

The OOF begins.

Standout Moments –

It’s not the hugest most important character moment here, but there’s a definite indication that Star and Tom don’t bring out their best in each other. They have some similar traits (hotheadedness, mainly) and just bring more of those out in each other.

”EVERYONE’S IN A CONSTANT STATE OF FALLING APART!” Same, Jorby, same.

“Crushing pizzas.” Sure, Tad. Pizzas.

More of that good ole’ Marco “clothing as a symbol of his emotional security” symbolism.

The Soulrise is pretty fucking sweet. Also, I should note here – “they haven’t earned it” isn’t necessarily a direct jab at Tomstar. I think Kelly’s stating that it’s more important for her and Marco to take some time to themselves and enjoy this since they’re going through some rough stuff.

Criticism – Tad’s a little shit.

New thing I caught – N/A

Starco commentary –

This episode does have a strong emotional message where Just Friends doesn’t, but there’s still a lot of emotional blunt trauma for Marco here. Star and Tom being all “twinsies”, Star giving Tom one of his hoodies, it being Marco’s birthday… none of this is meant to say that Star replaced factually replaced Marco with Tom (she didn’t, obviously, look up like 4 paragraphs to Sweet Dreams) but it is meant to drive home that there is an aspect of Star’s life that Marco can only realize he wants to be in by seeing someone else in it. They didn’t turn Star into an out-of-character thot just to hurt Marco or anything, but this is definitely a very pointed manner of showing all the highs of Tomstar “fluff” in one segment to slap Marco with.

The fall of dumbass Marco.

The reign of emotionally crushed Marco begins.

Overall – A really nice, emotional episode with a solid message to boot. As unfortunate as it is that Star and Marco spend most of the season being emotionally distant, it is nice to see this type of genuine connection between people, even if it’s not those two. No Kellco is not romantic in any way.

[thelifetimechannel]

In this week’s bonus content, Dave places prank orders on the local carapacian message boards.

JAKE: Ms roxys mom!! JAKE: Is it true your girlfriends a vampire? ROSE: Last time I checked. ROSE: To be technical, the Alternian term is "rainbow drinker". ROSE: There are some differences, but if you're going for "attractive young woman who drinks blood", you're on the money. ROSE: Similar to the way "Ms Roxys mom" is on the money, but the term I'm used to is "Rose". JAKE: Its polite for one to wait until such a time as one had been introduced. JAKE: As such im jake. Dont believe weve yet spoken! ROSE: No, not directly, unless we've exchanged witticisms in a memo somewhere. ROSE: I've lost track of those. ROSE: I think they've become independent sentient creatures. ROSE: As such, they must be allowed to flourish on their own, making their own decisions. ROSE: They're grown up now. They can make their own choices. JAKE: Just walkin off all on their lonesome huh? JAKE: Godspeed to you memos. What happens in you stays in you. ROSE: With a tear in my eye, I waved them off to memo university, where they'll learn hard truths about themselves while obtaining an education. JAKE: I hear theyre going into the communications field. Good for them! ROSE: I expect great things of them. ROSE: And plenty of tawdry hijinks. ROSE: But if you've been reading them, you'll notice we already have those. ROSE: Dave tried to order a pizza from a carapace agent. JAKE: He what. JAKE: Can you do that? ROSE: Dersites have their own message boards. Mostly focused on fashion, apparently, but you can post whatever you like. ROSE: I doubt he received his delivery. JAKE: Do carapaces have pizzerias and if so what the heck have i been doing with reheated alchemized food for the past five months? JAKE: I am alas a deprived man. I never knew what i was missing until jane started bussing us the captchas for her home cooking. ROSE: Honestly? I have no idea. ROSE: I did roam Derse for a few months in another timeline, but I didn't have culinary experiences on the mind. ROSE: I can relate, though. ROSE: Most of my background was in microwave dinners. ROSE: Which I look back on with fondness now, after what we've been subsisting on for the last few years. ROSE: Which brings us back to the original topic, more or less. ROSE: Yes, this outfit has vampires now. That's a thing that we have. JAKE: Man. You guys were off having all the fun on the magical hijinks. JAKE: Not that tomb raiding wasnt a blast but you know there were no vampires. ROSE: As many of the more romantic novels would suggest, it's a bit of a burden. ROSE: But an asset if you want to keep your plans after being shot through the abdomen, or so she tells me. JAKE: So does it come with the unholy cravings and aversion to the daylight or is this weird alien vampiracy? ROSE: Actually, she's one of the few of her kind that enjoys the sun. ROSE: As for unholy cravings... ROSE: That depends on your definition. ROSE: *eyebrow waggle* JAKE: Er. JAKE: The blood drinking i meant the blood drinking!! JAKE: Gosh what you two do together is your own private matter. *tugs collar of god tier cape.* ROSE: She's working on that. ROSE: She won't go for your jugular without permission, if that's what you're worried about. JAKE: Good to know. Im not presently in a state of mind where id be interested. ROSE: Not that many people enjoy the subtle pleasures of being lunch. JAKE: I am an open-minded man. JAKE: But i dont think im into vore. ROSE: Based on what I've heard of the clutter in Jade's home, you may have been into just about everything else. ROSE: But then, fetishes don't always cross universes. JAKE: ! JAKE: Hey now no fair going through a mans dirty laundry! JAKE: What if i dragged out your alt-selves smut rags? ROSE: Relax. I've never seen any of it first hand. ROSE: The three who traveled with access to the house, on the other hand... ROSE: Also, I have smut rags? ROSE: Where are they? ROSE: I must see these immediately. ROSE: I wonder if I had the same usernames. JAKE: Funnily enough i hear you were specialized in vampire penny dreadfuls with real gals of the shadows. JAKE: Roxy did some digging and uncovered one of your many many psuedonyms. ROSE: I'll give you a king's ransom to get me copies and make sure my brother never finds out about this. ROSE: It's bad enough he uncovered my fanfiction.net account. JAKE: I will exchange it for your silence on whatever youve heard on alt-mes personal life. JAKE: Especially to dirk! JAKE: Well dirk... dirks one matter but definitely not hal. JAKE: Ill find some way to bribe jade and the rest. ROSE: I'll keep what I know hush hush. ROSE: Jade was evasive, though. ROSE: Mostly because she didn't want anyone to know you were dead. ROSE: I do know you had a passion for washed out blue pictures of women, though. I'll keep mum on that. ROSE: And the potential of illegitimate children scattered around the tri-state area. ROSE: You should always be careful about giving your full name to people over the Internet. Sometimes they do some digging. JAKE: Wait what. JAKE: What?? JAKE: Never mind i dont want to know! JAKE: Dirk wasnt exactly pleased about his alt self but as both men are apparently very very dead their checkered pasts shall lie with them. ROSE: As befits them. ROSE: Jade did use your past behavior to shame me, I'm afraid to say. ROSE: But it was yours, not his, and it was mostly to dissuade me from my familial path of jumping out the relationship plane without a parachute. ROSE: Apparently my genes don't have the monopoly on that kind of extreme evasive technique. JAKE: Oh... JAKE: Oh great. JAKE: Im an example. JAKE: A "cautionary tale" even!! JAKE: Madam let me just briefly say that by our deep emotional conversations that it does in fact take two to tango! JAKE: I wasnt the one who burned that particular bridge anyway. ROSE: Don't worry, we're all cautionary tales at this point. ROSE: That's what mythology is all about. ROSE: Respect your elders. Stay away from taboos. Don't have sex with cows. ROSE: The lessons from Greek mythology alone are practically endless. JAKE: The ol boys sound like they knew how to party. ROSE: That and not much else. JAKE: Did they do anything but go on adventures and cheese off the gods? JAKE: And hoe down like there was no tomorrow? ROSE: There were a lot of curses. ROSE: Our family tree may be just as convoluted, but hopefully we can avoid some of the drama. JAKE: I hope we got that out of our system now without having to see a man about a horse. ROSE: I think we've done a decent job of it. ROSE: I heard all of you had a blowout. ROSE: Two blowouts actually. ROSE: An emotional one and then a physical one. ROSE: We felt the aftershocks of the latter. JAKE: Yeah... JAKE: But we worked it out. JAKE: The physical blowout was the result of teamwork and friendship! JAKE: The emotional one not so much but its ok now! ROSE: That's been the story of our lives so far. JAKE: Just give dirk a hug if you get the chance ok? JAKE: He needs it. ROSE: Would he appreciate it? ROSE: I know my brother is worse than a bad kudzu infestation, but my ectofather seems standoffish. JAKE: No no trust me on this one hes on you he doesnt want to let go. JAKE: He just has a hard time initiating is all. JAKE: But hes down for some awesome platonic embraces almost all the time. ROSE: I see... ROSE: I'm spotting the problem. ROSE: We may be too alike. Someone else may have to lift our arms and gently wrap us around each other. ROSE: Then, once the hug is properly secured, it can become self-sustaining. ROSE: Maybe. JAKE: I will have to be the middle man then. ROSE: You'll broker our accord. ROSE: Anyway, unlike our illustrious Greek forebears, we're not myths written down. We can break our patterns. ROSE: I think we've already begun. ROSE: If I have to learn to initiate physical contact while not three sheets to the wind, maybe that's another step in the right direction. JAKE: I will be the one delicately managing the lamprey tendrils of strider-lalonde limbs. ROSE: Will you now? JAKE: I mean. Why not? ROSE: Far be it from me to impede on awkward sibling hugs. ROSE: I'll look forward to it.

[sosexyalmostevil]

Sapphy Out of Context

"Yeah. Go ahead and murder everyone."

"This is how you don't order a pizza."

"I'm raging so hard it's giving me swamp ass"

"Uhh it's pronounced min-i-a-ture."

"That's my fetish..?"

"Ash. Unlike Knuckles, I chuckle."

"Good thing you know that bobble head cheat. That'll fix all our problems."

"How do you summon Satan in this?"

"We have a mystery on our hands, gang."

"I dropped my MAGNUM DONG"

"I'M COOL CAT AND I LOVE ALL KIDS"

"And I thought Claire was a huge furry."

"Happy Happy Joy Joy. You died."

"I always thought Robbie Rotten looked like Waluigi."

"I believe you're talking about Risky Business."

"Of course you'd make Gene Simmons a magical girl in that situation."

"You do realize that Big the Cat is voiced by Duke Nukem right?"

"I think Yzma is somewhat attractive."

*singing Roxanne*

"Hey at least you're better at this than your feet smell."

"Excuse me. I take pride in running around in nothing but some short shorts."

"Was that a JoJo reference? I don't get it."

"My spidey senses are tingling!"

"Every Villain Is Lemons."

*Singing Bad Reputation*

"A wise man once said What ever happened to predictability? The milk man, the paper boy, the evening TV?"

"If only Peter Griffin was here to sell butt scratchers..."

"Why doesn't Ganondorf like the internet? Too many Links."

"Do you remember Trollz? With a z?"

"It's not like there's money RIGHT THERE"

"Spiderus from that Miss Spider show gave me chills."

"The real question is can Bumble make it to elf practice?"

"Ashlynn? More like ASS-lynn!" *chortles uncontrollably*

"Do you know da wae?"

"I didn't stay up all night eating fruit snacks to hear you sing about fireworks."

"And if you look to your right you'll see a dickclam"

*To the tune of Meow Mix* "I like killing. I like murder."

"You're not letting me sing about sausage."

"Some say I look like Weird Al, for your information."

"You know that song that's like that Complicated song but is about being constipated?"

"I watched the Bee Movie and if a be starting talking to me I'd run and hide behind Jigsaw."

"TIM BURTON DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH CORALINE SO THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA WIN MARIO PAR...ty... god dammit..."

"I tried to write a Creepypasta, but it came out as a Semi Disturbing Penne Noodle."

"So was Filbert from Rocko's a turtle or an armadillo?"

"George CAN'T SAND YA!"

"If you'd excuse me, I'm off to snort midis."

"Wrong way, asshole! ...and he's dead..."

"Tra la LAAAAAAA!"

"And he's off! Never mind. I died."

"Let me show you how to destroy everything in your path no matter how strong they think they are. Observe as the bodies of your enemies line the streets! FOR I AM JETHRO DESTROYER OF ALL EVIL!"

"The Lorax but is a mediocre movie except nothing actually changed because it was already a mediocre movie."

"Remember that one time Dorothy and Sophia dressed as Sonny and Cher?"

"What do you think this is, Ash? Denver the Last Dinosaur?"

"I honestly thought the first Alpha and Omega was kinda meh."

"Uh oh. It's the fun police."

"John Goodman has been a caveman, a dinosaur, a bear, and a monster. I know what I'm talking about."

"Angela Anaconda was before the Digimon Movie and that was the worst part of the movie."

"How many references to KISS are you gonna make today?"

"Ka-chow! You're fucked!"

"What was the one season of Digimon where they became Digimon?"

"It jumps right out at you like a rat in your underwear drawer!"

"Holy Masked Potatoes, Batman!"

"Don't you fucking vore me you... Goomba!"

"Mama it's not Digiorno..."

"He's like Sorry, guy. Linkle has gone to tinkle."

"How much will it cost to get a blanket with Sailor Moon with a speech bubble that has a pot leaf on it? I really want that."

"Let me bestow an ancient maneuver upon you. It's called the Suck and Cuck."

"I know who lives in a pineapple under the sea and it's not Spongebob."

"Remember when we were doing that thing with race cars, lasers, and airplanes? We also might've rewritten history."

"Have you ever noticed Toad and Chode rhyme? That's because they're ONE IN THE SAME!"

*Humming Dude Looks Like a Lady*

"Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE evil, but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, i tore open a portal in time a flung him the future where my evil is law now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku."

"Crank that Marilyn Manson!"

"Turn down for HWAT?"

"But I wanted Gabumon! Not Piplup!"

*Singing off key* "They say we're young and we don't know We won't find out until we grow Well I don't know if all that's true 'Cause you got me, and baby I got you"

"I sexually identify as a woozle, check your privilege."

"When in doubt, bomb it out!"

"Are you a Royal or Rebel, Ross?"

"I read a cheat saying that you could evolve a Pikachu into Pikablu. It was on a bootleg cereal box called Blessed Glamour."

"Are you threatening me with that pool noodle?"

"It feels good to be bad, baby!"

"What could possibly go wrong?"

"I called PC Optimizer Pro."

"..Not my proudest fap..."

"Excuse me, I proudly fapped to that."

"You'd make a sucky knight."

"Watching Corpse Bride made me realize I want to fuck Emily. Yes, that's the corpse. It's not my fault they designed her to be so hot."

"Top 10 Anime Betrayals"

"Wacka Wacka Doodoo Yeah!"

"DK wants K. Rool to go back to writing his erotic Neopets fanfiction, obviously."

"You know how at the end of Dora she asks what our favorite part was? My favorite part of the adventure was when Mads turned on a chainsaw in the other room."

"First I must make a wish."

"Don't look up Cool Cat on R34 it's horr- ...you're looking it up aren't you?"

"If life was a cartoon, you have no idea how hard I'd hit you with a frying pan."

*Loud, reality-warping screams*

"There's an article on SpellsofMagic on how to summon Pokémon. Not even halfway joking."

"I hate Mars Bars."

[terrifiedtwinning]

Would Kyle ever try to push his capacity more stuffing wise? 12 pizzas is super impressive but always want to know if he'd try to go bigger? Is he strictly stuffing and eggs or would he ever get to the point he'd try vore? Just curious.

So Kyle and Slyk as characters actually came about before I really knew about vore, and even though I now love it, it’s never gotten connected to them for me? Part of the reason might be that they came about while I was in a biology class, and I wanted to keep them as realistic as possible. Even though I’m perfectly happy to stretch realism and suspend disbelief for vore most of the time, they’ve stayed separate from it. So no, Kyle’s not ever gonna vore anyone.

I’m honestly not sure how Kyle would feel about vore, even in just the same context we experience it in and not as “a thing people can do in my reality”. I DO know that he DOES enjoy the feeling of the hatching goobabies wiggling around in his stomach before they find their way to his throat to get out, but more from the “I helped bring this life into being” sense?

As for the beginning of your question, the highlights of Kyle’s adventures in pushing his capacity have all been seen I’m afraid. He reached the limits of where he felt comfortable going, wandered on that edge for a bit, and decided to back off. Food is expensive, the aftermath is a lot less fun, and past a certain point it stops being “an excuse to not get up” and becomes “I actually really wish I could get up right now”.

One of these days I should probably create a character with more cartoony physics and an arbitrarily large bank account for more adventurous ideas XD.

[nightmarevore]

“You wish to be my housemate, then?” William Afton, posh and proper as ever, sits at a table, across from another man. 

This other man is Henry Emily, sitting silently and staring at the man. He nods in response, and his fingers play with themselves nervously. 

“I do, we’re both going to be starting College soon, and we’re going to the same one. It would be a smarter idea to move in with someone so close and with the same schedule as myself.” Henry replies, holding his fingers still in his lap. 

“Hm… You’re absolutely right.” William’s accent isn’t American—In fact, it sounds something akin to British. Is there a hint of cockney in there? “I must inform you of something that is make-or-break for many people. There have been countless before you who I’ve told this to, and it made them immediately change their minds.”

Henry’s eyebrows furrow. What could this possibly be?

“What is it?” He asks.

“I’m a predator. I must eat people on occasion. I am constantly hungry, and at any given moment, without warning, I will swallow you whole.” The Brit’s voice is monotone, and his expression remains still and neutral. 

It’s easy to tell he’s being quite serious about this. 

“You’ll…. swallow me whole?” Henry repeats, tilting his head. Almost as if asking for clarification. 

William stands up from his chair, and it pushes out with his legs. He places a hand over his stomach. 

“I have the ability to swallow people. Shifters, full-sized people, you name it. I can even eat an object or two… Either way, by becoming my roommate, you must also accept the fact that you may end up in here.” The Predator pats his stomach, signifying what’s under his button-up shirt. 

Henry pauses, and his eyes shift down to where the other was gesturing towards. He… would get eaten whole? How does that work? Why does that sound so interesting? It’s a new experience, perhaps it could be fun?

“Maybe a demonstration is in order?” Henry blurts out, eyes widening. He shocks himself with the request.

William’s eyes widen, and he adjusts his glasses. He can’t say he’s ever had someone willingly offer themselves to be eaten. 

“You want me to eat you?” The Brit asks. 

Henry pauses, realizing what he just asked. His eyes shift from William’s face to his stomach. 

“… Yes.” He says. 

William’s lips curl into a smile, soon parting and revealing his sharpened teeth. He walks around the table, standing tall beside Henry, and possible new roommate. 

Almost as if he were hypnotized by the taller man, Henry stands up from his chair, staring into William’s bright green eyes. They’re easy to get lost in; his eyes are almost like beautiful jewels on his face. 

Without hesitation, William places his hands on the other man’s shoulders, giving into his desperate, endless hunger and shoving Henry’s head into his mouth and throat. He doesn’t hesitate to swallow, determined to temporarily sate his hunger. Henry Emily will go down, with or without a fight. 

Henry’s eyes quickly shut as he’s faced with the darkness and loud strength of the predator’s throat. William’s strength and ability is enough to throw him off, and it takes the man a moment to be sure this wasn’t some kind of weird dream or not. 

“Wi—“ Henry attempts to get a word in before another aggressive swallow sends him further down, and rather quickly at that. His entire torso must be inside of William by now. 

In response, William purrs, and despite the heavy and hearty swallows, he seems to be enjoying himself. Enjoying Henry’s flavor. His eyes flutter shut, and he picks up Henry with his hands as he quickly and heavily swallows the other man down. His hunger demands the man, especially now that he’s gotten a taste. An absolutely stunning taste, at that. Has anyone ever tasted this good? This delicious? As delectable as this man? All of the different flavors of people he’s eaten tend to melt away into something he’s unable to remember. This time, however….

With another swallow, Henry’s head is quickly shoved and pushed down into the predator’s stomach organ. His stomach grows quickly, and continues to grow, straining the buttons of his shirt. William doesn’t care, as indicated as more of his meal fills his stomach and breaks off buttons. 

William’s ravenous stomach groans and gurgles as soon as Henry enters, but the half-eaten man can’t tell if it’s because William is hungry, or if it’s because it has him inside of it. He can’t believe how tight this is—William’s throat and stomach constrict and hold him in place. It’s hard to think he can even eat him in the first place, but it’s clearly possible. And judging by how fast he’s gone down, the predator does this fairly often. Henry can’t say he’s ever felt the flesh of another human’s stomach before, and the inner walls are quite slick. Wet with saliva and acid. It’s strange, though. It’s not entirely uncomfortable. Hot, sure… But not unpleasant. 

William swallows twice, forcing his legs down inside of him. The Brit purrs at the sensation of his belly growing and being filled. Henry seemingly shifts around inside as more of him is quickly stuffed inside, and another, large, final swallow sends the rest of his lunch down his throat and past his collarbone. Both hands press into his belly, and a smile grows on the predator’s face. A deep exhale marks Henry settling fully inside his stomach, and he opens his eyes. His shirt has fully broken apart to the top of his belly, noting that he’d have to fix that later. 

For now, William pats his stomach, putting a hand down on the back of the chair where Henry was just sitting, soon turning and sitting down on the chair itself. It creaks from the weight, but settles as William continues to smile and his stomach rests on his lap.

“Well, Henry… I hope you’ll enjoy living together.”

[nightmarevore]

OKAY HERE'S WILLIAM WITH A FULL BELLY

( referenced one of @wonderful-bellies old art pieces with permission ! )

[nightmarevore]

How'd Will feel when Mike was going off to college? Was there an inner part of him that wanted to keep Michael inside him so he'd always be at home?

ABSOLUTELY, part of him always wants to hold onto his michael. that's his boy. his son, his mike. i imagine he'd eat him when he was younger as a form to soothe michael, and it was a comfort thing for the two of them before michael got older and felt like he had to "outgrow" that kind of thing.

william takes it really hard, struggling to really understand it. but henry and victoria assure him.

william would eat him for comfort when he was small when he was sad, scared, or just needed help sleeping.

how can he do that for his boy when he's gone?

[nightmarevore]

i haven’t posted art in a bit, so have some doodles.

[nightmarevore]

Michael blinks, watching his surroundings. Green hues look around in an attempt to take in the surrounding area before landing on the silhouette of someone sitting down in the distance. It looked like… a little boy? 

This is so vastly different from the previous place he’d just been in…. He recalls a fire, and falling, but not much else. 

This new location was far too unfamiliar to him, and the closest person Michael could see was the person in the distance. With a huff, he makes haste to approach whoever was ahead. As he got closer and closer, he could make out more of the boy, and he was correct in his assessment of him being young. 

Weirdly enough, he appeared to be sitting in front of some sort of old, covered up well on the ground. The boy had been staring down inside of it with his legs curled up to his chest. How long had he been sitting here? 

“Hey… Excuse me, where are we?” Michael spits out, completely disoriented. 

The boy nearly jumps at the sudden voice. Someone else was here? He turns his head to look at the newcomer. He looked like a teenager, at most. Someone older than him.  

“Oh, um… my neighborhood?” He replies. 

“Well, sure, but where? As in, what city? I think I’m lost.” Michael’s voice is cautious. The little boy’s eyes were a solid, bright green. He hadn’t seen eyes like that since… 

“Oh, um… London, I think is what Father says, we’re in London.” His voice is quiet. Nearly a whisper. 

London couldn’t be correct. How did Michael get from St. George, Utah, all the way to London, England? If that was the case, we was super lost. How did he get here again? 

There was fire. There was a robot. There was… 

“Hrrk—!” A sudden pain shoots through Mike’s head at the thought. Alright, try not to think about that. 

“Are you okay, Mister?” The kid’s turned fully towards the older man, tilting his head. “You went pale.” 

“Oh, I’m… fine, sorry, I think I have a bit of a headache.” Michael chuckles awkwardly. “Thank you for telling me where we are, do you mind telling me your name?” 

The boy hesitates. He thinks that he’s not supposed to talk to strangers. Especially ones that are older than him. All they do is bully him. But this man didn’t seem to have the intent to hurt him. Maybe he was okay?

“Will. William.” He answers in a flat tone, soon looking back down to the deep crevice in the earth. 

“Will, huh?” The name sent unease down Michael’s spine. The boy’s eyes had a sort of emptiness to them that seemed so uncharacteristic for someone of his age. “Why do you keep looking down there, Will?” 

“My bunny is down there.” Green, focused eyes remain locked onto the entrance. “They didn’t get him when they got me out.” 

Oh. 

Michael looks down, trying to look to the bottom. He couldn’t see it, the sky’s overcast made it too dark to see down inside the pit. William fell down there. 

“….. I’m hungry.” William suddenly says, mindlessly. He’s seemingly unphased by his words, but Michael spots the boy’s hand balling his shirt in his fist just over his stomach. “It hurts.” 

Michael bites his lip. It hurts? That sounds awfully familiar. The pang of hunger is all too familiar to him. 

“You can go home and eat, right?” The older boy feels like he already knows the answer.

William shakes his head, confirming Michael’s suspicions.

“Nothing helps.” He turns to look at the older boy, and as he speaks, Michael can see vaguely sharper teeth in his mouth. They stick out as he talks. Michael finally understands. 

He doesn’t know how or why, but he’s standing in front of his father as a child. The thought sickens him and makes him dizzy—How is this even possible? 

William Afton, the man who killed all those children, sat before him as a child himself. The monster. The man who ruined everything for all of Hurricane. He’s…. just a starving kid. Michael wants to scream. He wants to cry. He wants to throw himself down the well and hope that nobody cares to save him. Maybe bring William down with him. 

But he… can’t. He can’t do that. William, like this, doesn’t deserve it. He hasn’t done anything wrong. 

“Nothing helps.” William repeats to himself. “I’m hungry all the time. I don’t… Like being hungry. It hurts. I don’t know how to not be hungry.” 

This pulls Michael out of his own head. There’s desperation in his voice that Michael hasn’t heard before. Definitely not from the flat tone of his voice from before. It’s a familiar desperation. Michael knows all too well what it means to be hungry. Ravenous. Starving. 

Father always used his hunger as a source of control. He’s who made Michael terrified of the fact he’d a pred, after all. Father would hurt and play with his food. His prey. Cocky and confident. Always hungry and always demanding more. Nothing could satisfy father. Nothing did satisfy him. He would always want more. He was terrifying.

Nothing quite like the kid in front of him. 

Michael felt awful. Both in who his father is, and the fact he felt the need to help the boy before him. 

“You have sharp teeth?” Michael finally speaks. 

“Huh? Oh…. yeah. I don’t know why. They’re very sharp.” William’s gaze breaks from the well, finally shifting to the older boy. He shifts uncomfortably. “They call me a freak. A monster. I think I agree with them.” 

This takes Michael by surprise. He’s just a kid, why would he even be a monster? It’s true that he becomes one, but…. He’s so innocent right now. 

Right now, Michael reminds himself. He knows he’s a monster. He deserves to fall into that well. 

He’s just a kid! 

“Well, if it means anything, I think it’s unique. Look.” Michael begins, pushing his thoughts aside. He’s going to ignore the fact that his heart is racing in his chest. Taking a breath, Michael lifts his hand to lift up the corner of his lip, showing off one of his sharper canines. 

William’s face lights up. He finally stands, his attention fully on the stranger. 

“You have them, too? You’re a monster, too?!” Excitement riddles his voice. He’s full of so much child-like joy. 

See? He’s just a child. 

Michael pulls his hand out of his mouth, chuckling. He shakes his head.

 How pathetically ironic this is. Michael hates the fact he’s a predator. Yes, he’s a monster. Of course he is. He needs to eat people in order to function. How is that not freakish? 

This kid, William, isn’t a monster. He’s not a freak. He’s just a kid who doesn’t know who he is. Not yet. He’s just… scared. Scared like him.

God, Mike hates himself. He bites his lip and takes a breath.

“Like I said, unique. It makes you special. You’re not like the other kids. You’re cool, cooler than they’ll ever be.”  

William’s eyes stare at the older boy, intently watching with an innocence in his eyes that Michael’s never seen out of his father. 

“Special…? Really?” William repeats the words, wondering just how this can make him special. “I’m special. We’re special.” 

It’s almost like he’s trying to convince himself of the truth. The words are just beyond his reach, but he’s desperately trying to reach out to them. 

“Oh, um… Mister, you never told me your name.” William’s smile is heard through his voice. You wouldn’t need to see him in order to know how happy he is to be told something positive about himself. 

“Oh? It’s… Mike, William. Call me Mike.” 

“You’re special, Mike.” 

The older boy gently gasps with surprise.

[nightmarevore]

Does William's lovers (and friend who he shares Henry with) ever mess with William in a meta sense? Like saying stuff such as "If the multiverse theory is true, then that means there's a William who's a total prey" and William in all his pred-pride can't handle such a thought.

In SoTS’ fn.af fix it au, William is actually prey for one person, and it’s the Michael who travels back in time to fix William.

Michael has a lot of pred-based trauma. His father was vicious and cruel. He hated the idea that he could be like that, too. So, instead of letting Michael starve himself, since William is a size shifter, he allows Mike to eat him.

[nightmarevore]

If i remember correctly, and i do acknowlegde that my memory can be poor at times, i think you only showed your William in sketches, at least enough for us to know that your's got a beard while Medli's doesn't.

gently places down some williams then :)