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[dirtyvulture]

Nat saying she doesn't want any more kids but when she sees beefy!R coming out of the pool with dripping wet muscles she immediately changes her mind. 😍

[dirtyvulture]

“baby please?”

she holds you down on the bed, face being shoved into a pillow and your ass in the air

“take. it.” she says with each thrust

JESUSSSS

-🌱

Ok, but Nat begging ALL DAY to fuck you and you keep denying her and teasing her until she meets your every demand, like treating you to a spa day and dinner at a fancy steakhouse.

Then and ONLY THEN do you let her take you home and completely destroy you until you can't walk the next day. :)

[dirtyvulture]

TW: spit kink (for those people who finds it disgusting)

"keep it down, Natalia" Thrashing on the chair as her hands were tied up on her back, Natasha seemingly couldn't escape the tightness of the strap binding her wrists.

"You'll break the strap" Y/N gripped the redhead's face, trying to get its attention.

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"keep it down, Natalia— you'll break the strap" It's been weeks since you met your nemesis, Natasha. Now she's on top of you and you're all tied up on a chair. Meanwhile, she's bouncing on the faux cock enhanced by Wanda.

By means of that, you can feel everything. How warm her velvety walls are around the toy, how tight she is, how it hits that sweet spot inside her. EVERYTHING.

This time, Natasha is the one who's gripping YOUR face forcing your mouth to open, she took her time admiring the situation you're in; the sheer sweat on your forehead, hair sticking on your skin, heavy breaths, her marks on your neck down to your chest— before she claims you with her spit inside your mouth and demanding you to swallow it.

(🍉)

I CAN'T

[dirtyvulture]

i know you’ve written multiple variations of this but one more time??

sgt beef returning from deployment (completely unharmed this time) and sgt nat is waiting for them at the airport and they get to have one of those moments where they see each other from across the room and run into each others arms? and nat just fully jumps into beefs arms and kisses them in front of everyone??

Finally someone asking for a happy ending to the deployment AU 😭

Wrote something short and sweet for you anon :)

Natasha paces anxiously, checking her watch every ten seconds as if that will make the time go by faster. She looks out the wide windows, still not sure which plane you're on, but she knows you're in the vicinity.

People in uniforms start walking out of the jetway and she holds her breath, waiting to see you. Her heart is pounding so hard in anticipation it feels like it's ready to burst out of her chest. But as she waits and waits, her anxiety increases when she doesn't see you yet.

A million thoughts rush through her head; maybe there had been a miscommunication and you had been on a different plane. What if something had gone wrong and you hadn't even boarded a plane to begin with? Or what if something had happened while you were flying and--

Natasha's head empties of thoughts when she sees you appear on the jetway. You look exhausted, your face thinner than usual, but when you hold eye contact with her, your face lights up and Natasha feels butterflies in her stomach like she's seeing you for the first time again.

She doesn't even realize her feet are propelling her across the floor until she's suddenly leaping into your arms and you catch her easily, your strong arms holding her tightly as her legs wrap around your waist. Her arms go around your neck possessively and she kisses you with all the passion that you've missed in the last 12 months.

You're holding her so tightly you're afraid you're going to hurt her, but you still can't believe you have her in your arms again. Your head is spinning from the lack of oxygen but you don't want to pull away. Natasha finally does, burying her face against your neck and you hope you don't smell too bad after being on a plane for over 14 hours.

"I love you, Nat," you whisper, kissing her forehead.

"I love you, too," she says, and it will never make you happier to hear her say that.

"Take me home?" you ask, setting her back on the floor.

She grabs your hand eagerly, dragging you away from the gate, not even caring how many people are staring.

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[dirtyvulture]

OKAY OKAY HEAR ME OUT WHAT IF PREGNANT SEARGENT NAT HAPPENS AND SO SHES ON A MATERNITY LEAVE AND GETS TOO BORED SHE PICKS ON BUSY READER TILL SHE GETS WHAT SHE WANTS (which is to yk)

Oh Lord, Pregnant!Sergeant Romanoff would be an absolute MENACE 😭

She would 100% be blowing R under the table during important meetings and randomly waking R up in the middle of the night by riding them until she’s satisfied. 👀

[dirtyvulture]

“i’ll make you feel so good baby, i only need 10 minutes”

“detka let me make you feel good please”

“i need you so badly”

omg the thought of getting nat to beg to fuck you all day and she just keeps whining on and when you finally give in she doesn’t waste a single second

“you’re gonna regret making me wait this long”

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Nat would just be a MESS begging to touch you and get so frustrated when you keep denying her. 💔

But the second you finally get home with her and give her permission, she absolutely POUNCES on you. She's taking you on the bed, in the shower, in front of the mirror...literally everywhere. But secretly that had been your plan the whole time, to get her so riled up that she completely destroys you and you've never been happier. :)

[dirtyvulture]

thinking long and hard about beefy nat edging r

everytime they get so close to release she just pulls away. you’re on her leg, fingers, mouth and strap but she still doesn’t let you cum

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Long and hard you say 👀

Beefy!Nat is the BIGGEST tease ever. And you know you're not strong enough to resist (and you try), but her huge hands just close around your waist and she whispers into your ear that you better behave for her. 🤧

[dirtyvulture]

idk if ur taking requests but i really fw the beefy reader x nat thingy nd i had these ideas so ima js drop em n e ways

1. beefy reader x kinda mean/bratty nat basically reader spoils the hell out of nat carrying shi for her, pleasuring her and js overall whatever she wants she gets nd princess treatment

2. clingy beefy reader x nat who is used to it basically reader is always in her presence or like touching her sometimes doing that thing where you stick you head in your s/o shirt nd the other avengers are shocked that nat puts up with/likes it nd that someone as tough and built like reader is so clingy

so um ye

I'm technically still on a break but I am happy to provide some beef for the carnivores:

I think Beefy!R will also be carrying Bratty!Natty EVERYWHERE, basically doing anything Nat asks them to, and not even caring how whipped it makes them look. (Nat will always get what she wants.) Nat brings R to all of the luxury stores and just throws watches and purses and everything into their cart and gets so happy when R swipes their credit card for her.

Clingy!R always holding onto Nat in some way (sometimes her hand or waist, or sometimes super obvious by holding onto her butt lol). Steve probably even comments he's surprised Nat is willing to let someone be so touchy with her in public and she tells him to go mind his own business. 🥰

[dirtyvulture]

sergeant beef having scratches all over their back & it’s really just because they were an idiot and fell on some rocky place and slid down but nat would see and get so mad lol

Omg I love this, anon. Sergeant Beef is such a himbo. 😭

I wrote a short little scene because I couldn't help myself lol.

"Let me hop into the shower really quick and then we can watch a movie," you tell Natasha, pulling your shirt over your head and pausing when you hear her gasp.

"What are those?" she asks, tracing her fingers down your back.

"Huh?" You try to crane your neck to see what she's point at. "Oh. I took the recruits out to the hamster wheel this morning," you say, referencing the infamous trail where recruits ran for hours up and down the side of a mountain. "I tripped over a snake hole and fell on some rocks."

Natasha stares at you and you know she doesn't believe you.

"Seriously!" you emphasize. "Ask Wilson, he wouldn't stop laughing at me." She continues to look unpersuaded. "Please, you know I'm not seeing anyone but you." You open your arms for a hug but Natasha remains stiff even when you press her against your chest.

"Come join me in the shower and I'll show you I'm still yours?" you ask, and that's finally enough to crack a smile.

"Just don't slip on the soap like you did last time," she teases.

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AN: They're so cute. 🥺

[dirtyvulture]

sgt beef talking in their sleep and at first sgt romanoff thinks they’re having a nightmare and gets worried, but then beef rolls over and wraps their arms around nat and whispers a “nat is so pretty, i love her”

🥰🥰🥰 (Finally some SB fluff lol)

Nat would be so relieved, until she realizes Sergeant Beef is holding her so tightly she can't get out until they wake up 😂

[dirtyvulture]

a present to everyone!!! (excuse the grammatical errors t-t)

"The mission went south for a bit but Maria and I were able to retrieve the needed files and get out of the base before we managed to take it down."

You didn't know how she could keep her voice steady while talking to Fury through the backburner phone when she was taking your breath away whilst sharing a passionate kiss a few moments ago.

"No, I don't think we would be able to attend Tony's year-end party," Natasha replied to the other line, she looked at you for a mere second before bidding her goodbye to Fury.

"Well, that was quite a conversation," Y/N said before wrapping her arms around Natasha's neck once again.

You're both enjoying yourselves in front of the fireplace, cuddling as you keep your body temperatures warm— until it quickly turns into a heated makeout session to ripping off each other's clothing.

The clock strikes midnight when both of you are a panting mess, sweaty bodies moving in sync as you attempt to reach your highs.

"Tasha" you whimpered as you buried your face in the crook of the redhead's neck, her cock stretching you out deliciously. She was groaning whenever you bring yourself back down and take her whole length.

The screams of pleasure and pain made your throat sore, and neither of you was backing down from exhaustion— you were both craving that sweet release, later on, followed when Natasha brushed her thumb on your clit.

None of you stopped after that. You got off of Natasha and positioned yourself in between her thighs, her shaft still standing in its full glory, how can you resist and not take her with your mouth and throat?

Your hand moved on its accord and pumped her, Natasha's face contorted into pleasure as she watched you lick the tip of her cock and slowly welcomed her with the warmth of your mouth— right then and there, she cummed.

Oh how cute

The glint in your eyes caused her to groan, knowing damn well you'll make fun of her.

Eventually, Natasha is prying your legs open. Her tongue devours you in many ways possible. She is tongue-deep inside you, brushing every inch of your velvety walls that she could reach. Her pointed nose added more pleasure as it bumps into your clit every time she goes deeper. You were a shaking mess when you tried closing your thighs but Natasha was stronger than you and all you could do was grab her hair and chant her name as if it were a prayer.

-your naughty santa, 🍉.

WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY DIRTY WATERMELON THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

[dirtyvulture]

okay hear me out, beefy nat + 🍆 and eyeglasses let nat be into a milf age or something

Milf!Beefy!🍆!Nat with glasses? 👀

She would definitely be a company executive in the mornings, hit the gym for a 2-hour session after work, and then be seen at the bar looking for someone lucky enough to take home with her. 😉

[dirtyvulture]

Hiya!, do you know any other accounts who also write really good Beefy!Nat. (Besides yourself of course) Specifically Beefy!Mechanic!Nat.?? I’m so in the mood to read some fixer upper natty.

Hi there! :) I've only written for Mechanic!R, but I am certain one of you carnivores knows of a Mechanic!Nat version somewhere:

GP!Beefy!Mechanic!Reader and Nat motorcycle sex Mechanic!Reader

[dirtyvulture]

😎Anon here and my own sister is going to have a baby and seeing all of these little kids in Halloween costumes ( plus the mentions of how sergeant Nat is so careful when it comes to not getting pregnant) made me have a thought. What if Nat never want kids for whatever reason but when SB started getting the news that their sister was having a baby SB was over the moon ( Sister even asked SB to be a godparent) and was helping out with baby clothes and stuff something shifted inside Nat seeing SB with all this stuff. Seeing SB with all the kids from the others in the military and Nat is internally screaming “ No , Fuck , Why !!!!!” . All while she is outwardly stoic and we are being our beefy himbo selfs that is good with kids and happy to be here. It all comes to ahead when sister visits us with our new family member and Segregate Nat sees us holding them and kissing their cubby checks . At the end of the visit Nat says fuck it and is dragging SB’s oblivious self but not before Sister noticed the look in Nat’s eye and says to her baby “ Guess who is going to have a cousin soon , yes you are .” Sister is also silently wishing her Slim Jim sibling good luck.

😎 anon is back with more headcanons!!! 🥰

I think there were a ton of reasons Sergeant Nat never wanted kids until she met Sergeant Beef, but as soon as she sees SB with children she knows they'd make the best parent ever. 🥰

At family events on the military base, SB is a magnet for kids because of how gentle and friendly they are (and of course, they give the best hugs). So Nat is basically going feral with baby fever when she sees SB playing around with all the kids.

And then when SB's sister has her child, the sister texts Nat a picture of SB holding them in the hospital, and Nat knows what she has to do. 😭 So when SB finally comes home, Nat jumps them and has SB fuck her for hours until they can't move in hopes that maybe a mini sergeant will come along soon...

Lol

[dirtyvulture]

I had an idea for the sergeant beef au : Sergent beef and Romanoff has been in their situation-ship but not official for a while now and Nat has noticed that we have been given a lot of mail and gifts from this one person and every time we do we light up like a kid on Christmas .We are always talking about this person and to Nat’s dismay it is a woman ,she is feeling insecure and jealous. It all comes to ahead when she sees you with this person and they are hugging you. Nat later finds out they

(From second ask) Second part of my sergeant beef au idea : Nat founds out that the person she was insecure and jealous of because of all the letters and gifts and you seem happy about this person ( not to mention this person is hugging sergeant beef ) was sergeant beef’s ( younger or older , dealer’s choice) sister.

😭 This was so cute, anon. Leave it up to Sergeant Nat to be overly protective and jealous.

Nat would be silently fuming for WEEKS every time she sees a new stuffed toy or card on your dresser, especially when you don't tell her who they're from initially.

You just constantly gush about how happy getting gifts from them makes you, because you had been out of touch with them for a long time but were recently trying to "make amends" to your relationship. 👀

And then Nat finally walks in on you hugging this stranger and is right about to fight her, when you announce this stranger is actually your sister...

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"Why would you not tell me that before?" Natasha fumes, awkwardly adjusting the collar of her shirt where it had been ruffled when she tried to lunge for your sister.

"Because you never asked!"

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A classic reaction from the beefiest himbo, to be honest. Nat should've known better. 😭😂

[dirtyvulture]

how about dom!nat with 🍆 x sub!R deep in her subspace

👀

Nat just pounding into R like her life depends on it and R won't stop begging for Nat to go harder and faster, until eventually they both pass out from sheer exhaustion. 😭