#😎 anon

[dirtyvulture]

😎Anon here and my own sister is going to have a baby and seeing all of these little kids in Halloween costumes ( plus the mentions of how sergeant Nat is so careful when it comes to not getting pregnant) made me have a thought. What if Nat never want kids for whatever reason but when SB started getting the news that their sister was having a baby SB was over the moon ( Sister even asked SB to be a godparent) and was helping out with baby clothes and stuff something shifted inside Nat seeing SB with all this stuff. Seeing SB with all the kids from the others in the military and Nat is internally screaming “ No , Fuck , Why !!!!!” . All while she is outwardly stoic and we are being our beefy himbo selfs that is good with kids and happy to be here. It all comes to ahead when sister visits us with our new family member and Segregate Nat sees us holding them and kissing their cubby checks . At the end of the visit Nat says fuck it and is dragging SB’s oblivious self but not before Sister noticed the look in Nat’s eye and says to her baby “ Guess who is going to have a cousin soon , yes you are .” Sister is also silently wishing her Slim Jim sibling good luck.

😎 anon is back with more headcanons!!! 🥰

I think there were a ton of reasons Sergeant Nat never wanted kids until she met Sergeant Beef, but as soon as she sees SB with children she knows they'd make the best parent ever. 🥰

At family events on the military base, SB is a magnet for kids because of how gentle and friendly they are (and of course, they give the best hugs). So Nat is basically going feral with baby fever when she sees SB playing around with all the kids.

And then when SB's sister has her child, the sister texts Nat a picture of SB holding them in the hospital, and Nat knows what she has to do. 😭 So when SB finally comes home, Nat jumps them and has SB fuck her for hours until they can't move in hopes that maybe a mini sergeant will come along soon...

Lol

[bellysoupset]

Oh my gosh that story with Jonah and Leo was SO GOOD - would you ever consider a part 2 with Leo and Jonah talking about what he was saying???

- 💋

You guys really should stop indulging my angsty self. We'll end up killing this boy.

This is a continuation of this fic: Feverish Leo has a nightmare and overshares his past with Jonah. - Which happened before Sicily!

Warning for the f- slur and mentions of past child abuse, thread carefully.

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JD let out a pitiful meow as Leo stopped her from escaping and squeezed her to his chest, kissing the top of her head. Jon snorted, noticing the cat staring at him, as if begging him to help her run away.

"Sorry, little miss, I guess you're stuck," he whispered darkly, crawling back in the bed with a bottle of Gatorade, "bottom's up, Leo."

The blonde coughed weakly against his fist and took the bottle from him, taking a small sip and grimacing when it hit his irritated throat. He gulped down a couple more sips then handed Jonah the bottle back, slumping against the pillows and letting out a soft burp.

JD burrowed against his stomach, starting to make biscuits and Leo opened a smile, running a shaky hand over her fur, "her belly rubs are better than yours."

"Yeah but hers don't come with a get-well-soon blowjob," Jonah deadpanned, rolling his eyes and moving closer so he could push a strand of hair out of Leo's eyes. His hair was much longer than usual and Jon loved it, he knew Leo wasn't cutting it entirely for his benefit too.

"What exactly did I tell you last night?" Leo sighed, turning slightly so he could meet Jon's worried eyes, "you have that freaked out look on your face."

Jonah cringed. He thought he had his usual bitch face on, but clearly Leo was getting better at reading him.

"Not too much," he reassured him, fiddling with a strand of golden hair, "don't worry-"

"I'm not worried," Leo shrugged, sounding exhausted. His voice was basically gone, he had spent the better part of the night coughing, once the fever broke, "I don't mind you knowing, Jon."

Jonah sighed, pulling his hand back, "you thought you were back home... And I think you thought I was your dad? You kept saying you'd stay out of my way and behave, so if you could stay home instead of going to school..."

"Sounds very on brand with dad," Leo snorted, without any humor, "he hated when I stayed home instead of going to school."

"Even sick?"

"Especially sick," Leo scoffed, "and give him my germs? Please."

Jonah bit on his lip, angrily munching over the words he wanted to call the man, "your father was a piece of work."

Leo let out a chuckle and slid down the bed just a little bit, continuing to pet JD, "he was complicated."

Jon didn't think there was anything complicated about the man being a cunt. He trailed a hand over Leo's arm, up and down, "did he... Did he abuse you?" the words were whispered, he couldn't bring himself to say them out loud, "I- I asked you to remove your shirt and you freaked out..."

Leo flinched, then opened and closed his mouth twice before saying, "no, he didn't," he wasn't lying, but it wasn't all of it. Still, he shut his mouth and avoided Jonah's gaze, focusing on their kitten who was playfully rolling onto her back on his stomach, little spotted belly open for him to rub.

"Leo?"

"He was just..." he shrugged, "he was weird and he scared me. He fucking terrified me," Leo looked up, "I don't know if it was some form of homophobia, because he always knew I was gay, he made it very fucking clear he knew it with the name calling, but he just... I didn't like undressing around him. Or being near him, to be quite honest. But he didn't abuse me like that."

"Like that?" Jonah repeated, voice a whip. He had never felt so heartbroken or murderous.

Leo shrugged again, "well, there was the name calling. You'd the surprised how many slurs there are other than faggot," he smiled without any happiness, tickling JD's belly, "then there was the beatings. It didn't happen often, only when he was really wasted, but towards the end..." he shuddered and Jonah moved away from the bed, getting up.

He couldn't sit still, too angry, and Leo looked up, concerned.

"Jon?"

"I'm fine," he waved him off, pacing the room, "...Was he like that before your mom left?"

Leo frowned, confused "I don't know, baby, I don't really remember anything from back then. I was too young and trauma..." he touched his temple lightly, "kinda fucks with your memory. My whole childhood is a little bit of a blur."

Jonah ran a hand through his hair, tugging at the tight curls' roots, "when- When did she leave again?"

"I was ten," Leo answered and then the next question Jon was going to ask, "and seventeen when he passed away."

"Suicide, right?" Jon sat back down, near his knee and JD meowed, jumping to his lap. Leo nodded, quietly seeming to be thinking over everything.

"Hung himself in the living room," he said in a hesitant voice, clearly scared he was freaking Jonah even more.

Jon squeezed their cat, causing her to meow and try to bite his fingers "that's why..." his mouth was dry, "another day, you mentioned a fan... That's why...?"

"Yeah," Leo shuddered and curled up on his side since JD was no longer sitting on him, watching Jon, "what are you thinking?"

"I'm thinking that I hate him," Jonah answered honestly, "and I hate the fact that you still have all these scars, I wish - I know it's silly, but I wish I had met you earlier, I wish I could've helped."

Leo smiled sadly, "I wish I had met you earlier too, babe," he sighed, coughing again, "I don't hate him... I'm pretty sure he had the same chronic depression I have-"

"Being depressed doesn't cause people to abuse little kids, Leo," Jon said sternly, "sucks for him, but this justifies nothing."

Leo nodded, wincing "yeah, I know... But I can't help thinking it if he wasn't so severely depressed, things would've been different. He wouldn't have drunk all the time, for starters."

"He'd still be a fucking asshole," Jonah scoffed, leaning in and planting a kiss on his boyfriend's forehead, lingering there, "I'm happy you moved here and that... And that we found each other... And that you told me all that."

Leo melted under the kiss, tugging on his sweater and causing Jonah to crumple on him into an awkward hug. JD let out a yelp and jumped away from between them, offended.

"Doesn't this scare you?" Leo whispered, voice muffled by Jonah's sweater, "I know it's a lot, the- the past, yeah, but also now-"

"Nothing about you scares me," Jonah hugged him a little bit tighter, "we all have baggage, Leo," he pulled back to look him in the eye and met Leo's feverish gaze, blue eyes searching his face as if Jonah was going to pull back and say gotcha, "I want to help you carry yours too."

Leo let out a little scoff, pulling back with a smile, "since when you're so good at communicating?"

"Please," Jonah rolled his eyes in a playful manner, pressing his forehead to Leo's, "you're so feverish, you're delusional."

[squidlyspace]

As an anon, i love your artstyle, have a wonderfulday, and keep it up bud!

-😎 anon

waah!! thank you so much!! i hope youre having a great day as well!! i will try my best!! Thanks so much again !! <3 /pos

[jenny-from-the-bau]

Some light scar worship on Emily and JJ too if she's feeling it. Hits on Emily's praise kink and JJ orders Emily to stop working at home and relax.

JJ showing off her muscles and gently pushing Emily back on the bed or couch.

Just some fun sexy wives trying to leave work at work as best they can.

Or Emily sprains her ankle knee or something and JJ scoops her up all butch like and pampers her at home.

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Butch JJ 😭 it's gotta be butch JJ tho!

Maybe Butch JJ + Emily caring for the boys, so JJ cares for *her*...

Let's keep reading prompts

[goopingandgunking]

Damn bro u… fucked up aha. -😎

..Thanks

[elsweetheart]

hiii kittie ! congratulation for your first ballet performance today and good luck for the second one tomorrow, you got this for sure !

-😎 

you’re so kind thank u so much <3333!!

[yungchaeng]

author, do you also have the chaengie waengie syndrome??

-😎

nooooo, don’t remind me, now I want to pinch her cheeks 😔

[eupheme]

I have officially read every Alfred related ask or post you have made and i have to say, Thank you for your work and patronage. You truly truly keep us fed with (as I’ve read and completely agree) dilfred. Thank u I really am in love with your writing and way with words. (Maybe just you in general🙄. Too soon?) ❤️

I’m not active on my account, sorry about the anon.

-😎

HIIII 😎 anon! 💕 This was so fun to read and really cool to hear - I had such a big smile when I saw it. And it’s so nice that you stopped by even though you’re not active!! I hope you know that means a lot, thank you so much.

And I am excited to share more Dilfred with you! I am working on the next couple parts (only 3 more to go! 😭😫), and I really hope you love them. (Not that there won’t be more drabbles but I am sure finishing PFYT will be bittersweet!)

[ligayangdala]

HELLO WOOHOO! SUPER GANDA PO NG FICS NIYO~ aabangan ko talaga mga susunod pa. salamuch sa ligayang inyong dala, nawa'y kayo rin ay pagpalain hehe if di pa po taken, puwede po akin na lang 😎? thanksss besties

thank you! 💘 nakakatuwa lang kasi nagugustuhan niyo 'yung mga gawa namin 🥹

welcome 😎 anon!

[dirtyvulture]

😎 In the spirit of Halloween I have a trick ( antsy😈 ) thought . We all know that sergeant Nat sucks at feelings and communication while SB is a himbo who doesn’t want to scare Nat off or make anyone uncomfortable . So even when SB is happy at the news of Sister’s baby it rewakens a lot of old wounds and fears about being a parent. SB is having nightmares that they hide from Nat and are covering up certain scars and diverting Nat from touching them . All in a not so obvious way and Nat is

I'm combining all the messages you sent into one post so they're easier to read :)

😎 continuation of my trick thought . Missing all the signs because of baby fever and SB is actually doing a good job of not being heart on their sleeve open . In the aftermath of Nat jumping SB’s bones in her baby fever sate SB when asked about Nat’s preventative and Nat drops wanting a baby. Triggering a panic attack from SB and Nat has never seen them so scared. In that moment they are not Sergeant Beef but a scared little kid .

😎Now it is time for the treat ( fluffy comfort) time to my trick . Nat doesn’t know how to help SB so she calls up someone who can , SB’s Sister whom Talks Nat through helping us . We open up about all our fears and the way our father was unkind to us. Open up to everything that has been going on , SB pulls out their dog tags and waves around to everything around them telling Nat this keeps from being him . Nat holds and comfort us saying we aren’t him and telling us everything she sees in us

😎 continuation of my treat thought ( also I think that my phone accidentally sent a asked twice so sorry about that ) . When Sergeant Nat claims SB down and done telling Sergeant Beef all she sees in them , they in the bed cuddling. Nat tells SB why she didn’t want kids before them and about her background ( yes this is me asking for Sergeant Nat ‘s backstory) .Some time later at a costume thing Sister cames with her baby dressed as a GI Joe and After the party Nat has baby fever all over again

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I could see Sergeant Beef being hesitant to be a parent, even if they are really good with kids. Like you said, maybe it was something in their past (like their relationship with their father) that caused them to fear becoming a parent, maybe that they didn't want to be an awful parent like their father was.

Nat and SB do have more in common than they think, both of them being hesitant to be parents. My headcanon of Nat's backstory is that she is an intensely career-driven person. Especially being a woman in a male-dominated field, she had to sacrifice a lot and endure lots of abuse and toxicity to achieve her rank. So she decided early on that she would never have kids because it would take her away from work, and in her eyes, make her seem "weaker."

But she clearly would have had a change of heart after being SB's partner and seeing them interact with children, and also knowing that they are just as apprehensive as she is, so they could have a baby and learn how to raise them properly together.

[bellysoupset]

SOUP! That compliment about the double food poisoning fic with Jonah and Leo?? I realized that I never read it and I NEED to find it! Would you mind linking it for me??

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Hi Ez!

Here you go 😎, happy reading: Double Food Poisoning for Jon&Leo

[dove-da-birb]

😎

Bonjour?

[jenny-from-the-bau]

lanolin, lyre, loom

mountain top, petrichor, granola

wool socks, tobacco candles, heat lightning

one of these days I will just say hey cause like we're mutuals lmao😎

Love love love thank you!

Also yes haha just come off anon and be friends lol

[goopingandgunking]

Good campaigns though!! Even if. The rpg you were using literally has to specify how you cum in the game… vampire sex is weird, man. - 😎

Dude what even is going on anymore.. what is a campaign..

[sunny4dayze]

😎 Is our baby boy doin well? Did you take your meds today & ate well you good little boy?

Yes I did!!! Mostly been playing the sims 4 today :3

[yungchaeng]

day 4: will you be my co-author in the story of our lives?

-😎

🥺 this one’s cute 🥺