#waffle chicken hamburger trio

[ryemackerel]

wanted to try my hand at drawing my favorite trio from my fnaf good timeline au from a few years back :] meet waffle chicken hamburger!! aka william afton, clara afton, and henry emily.

they came up with the trio name back in college; the three were at a diner and one of them (very likely william) came up with the goofiest group name out of the acronyms of their first names.

deadass i think the fnaf movie refuelled the passion for making fnaf art. this was honestly really fun!! it was so cool looking back at my old fnaf art and coming up with silly headcanons again. these three were the first in mind when it came to redesigning my fnaf human cast, so here you have it!! <3

hope you enjoy!

[skinvvitch]

Australian food chain list

McDonald’s:

- hash brown (141 cals)

-hamburger (253 cals)

-Chicken nuggets ( 130 cals for 3, 260 for 6, 434 for 10)

-Grilled chicken bites (104 cals)

-Fried chicken bites (176 cals)

-Grilled whole meal snack wrap (217 cals)

-Fries (206 for small, 297 for medium)

-Grilled chicken salad w/ no dressing (193 cals)

-Cheese pocket (186 cals)

-Mcmuffin w/ jam (150 cals)

-iced long black (0 cals for s,m,l)

-iced latte w/ almond milk (131 cals for small, 232 medium, 314 for large)

-iced latte w/ skim milk (124 cals for small, 225 medium, 307 for large

KFC:

- nugget go buckets (407 cals)

-Supercharged slider (260 cals)

-Peppermayo slider (279 cals)

-bbq slider (245 cals)

-kids meal bbq slider (376 cals)

-reg chips (282 cals)

-Regular potato and gravy (70 cals)

-Gravy (98 cals)

Subway: (there’s a subway calorie calculator online)

-6” Veggie delight on white bread cucumber, capsicum, tomato and lettuce (-/+ 340 cals)

-Meatballs mozzarella pot (322 cals)

-Chipotle quesadilla (279 cals)

-Garlic herb toastie (334 cals)

-Avo toastie (312 cals)

-Chocolate chip cookie (228 cals)

-Double chocolate chip cookie (212 cals)

-Raspberry cheesecake cookie (204 cals)

Hungry jacks: (not many options here)

-low carb whopper junior (295 cals)

-cheeseburger (314 cals)

-bacon and egg muffin (311 cals)

-hash brown (161 cals)

Dominos:

Sides:

- cheese and garlic scrolls (183 cals for 4)

- oven roasted wings (87 cals each)

-spicy chicken bites (16 cals each)

-Korean wings (106 cals each)

- buttermilk chicken pieces (53 cals each)

Popular pizzas on classic crust:

- cheese pizza (125 cals per slice)

-pepperoni (132 cals per slice)

- beef and onion (129 cals per slice)

-spicy veg trio (111 cals per slice)

-margarita (115 cals per slice)

Desserts:

-vanilla waffle cone (189 cals)

-mini choc sundae (321 cals)

-vanilla ice cream (227 cals)

[sillyheadcannons]

Story time with the Comrade #1

Do to the lack of me existing, i have decided to write down stories that i pull out of my ass, to pretend i still have relevance to this blog. So, here’s the first. --- Once upon a time, the was a wolf, and angel, and a little bitch- i mean demon. They were the happiest of friends as they can be. They were so close, they once shared the last bowl of corn pops and caused only seven natural disasters.

On one particularly slutty day, they decided to go to the beach. Alice was trying to get a tan, as Boris tried to maim anyone who commented on her string bikini. Bendy was making a sandy castle.

As he used his shovel to scoop up some sand, he noticed a crab with an electric guitar in claw beside him. “Bitchin, a snack!” he shouted with a boner. As he brought the crustacean to his mouth, it played and short solo on its guitar. The demon gasped. “You mean to tell me that you can grant me any wish if i can find the magic dildo of Atlantis and use it to open the great garage of the manatee?!”

The crab replied yes on its didgeridoo. Bendy then ate it. “Sweet Satan, i gotta tell the others!” He said to no one. He ran off to his friends, leaving his sand castle to be ransacked by hell spawn, also known as children.

As Alice laid in the sand, getting whiter as she took in the rays, she felt a shadow loom over her. She saw Bendy looking at her with the smile of a homicide, which can only mean two things. One, he was hungry, and was about to sacrifice all the people on the beach to the fires of hell, to process their meats into bacon soup, or two, he’s excited.

“Alice, i met a talking crab that will grant wishes!” He said with excitement. Alice tipped down her sun glasses. “Bendy, have you been drinking my deodorant again?” “Yes, but that’s not the point! We have to go search for the Magic Dildo!” “You had me at dildo.” “That was the last thing i said.”

They proceeded to fetch their friend Boris, who had already buried three cars.

They proceeded the down the hotdog covered road in their swim wear, when the came across a megaladon reading the news paper. He looked down at the trio, and said “If fans fly, do the chicken finger fillet?” Its then launched itself  into space by farting rocket fuel. The trio saluted him with a tear in their eyes.

Continuing their adventure, they reach a large stone wall made of cardboard. Boris had moved his friends aside as he took several steps back. “I got this!” He the ran towards it head on, and fired his bubble blower at it. Before their eyes, absolutely nothing happened and they walked around it.

Behind the cardboard stone wall, stood a large spire. And on the top, was the Dildo. Alice floofed out her wings and began to climb. As she reached the top, a flying ice-cream truck stopped before her. The door opened revealing a hamburger. “To know these riddles, you must answer my pickles.” It opened its mouth as seven pickles stood up. “Why did the slut pay the costumer.” Alice looked them dead in the eye. “Because James Bond is a Man-slut.” They melted into hotsauce, and Alice brought the magic dildo with her. However, she tested it out for 17 weeks straight, and the trio forgot about their adventure. The little cock-waffles. The moral of the story is, Tomato’s are not shoes. ~Admin Comrade

[ryemackerel]

the wacky fnaf sketchbook dump,, i went too bazoonkers with traditional and i accidentally filled over 10 pages in a few days

michael and william LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WOOHAAHAAA

vamny because i lvoe she <3

phone guy being a little. quirky

listened to angsty music and this is what spawned out of my head

this is what 0 therapy does to a

bad bitch

ennie ennie,, ennard my belovd

fredbear and springbonnie!! :)

waffle chicken hamburger trio,, a bunch of william clara and henry doodles during their college years <3

william yasslaying and being rlly fruity

i have no idea what this is UM. MY LITTLE PONY FNAF WITH ALL THE HUMAN CHARACTERS

i made a bunch of mlp doodles but ill share those another time !! its a long post but! hope you enjoy seeing the dumb lil doodle dumps i made : ]

[ryemackerel]

good timeline waffle chicken hamburger / 60s college trio / william, clara, and henry r back again!! this time in yearbook form <3

wanted to draw these doofuses again for the longest time, hope u enjoy!!

for those wondering why henry's name is taped over: a few people asked on my insta and twitter, and this was my reply to one of them. :)

[ryemackerel]

for each of my fnaf au groups and pairs of people, i love to call them duo/trio/group names for all of em!! i came up with a list for the ones that i currently have. :) i dont have all of them, so the list is still wip!

this is all for my good timeline and main timeline au!

william and clara: chocolate-caramel swirl

william and henry: bear and bunny co.

william, clara, and henry: Walking Cats with Hats (new vers) / waffle chicken hamburger (old vers)

william and elizabeth: silly worms duo! (liz made that up!)

elizabeth and evan: sunkist rain

michael, elizabeth, and evan: triple A

william and michael: elegant daredevils

charlie and sammy: double trouble

michael and jeremy: "i dont know but i think we're a pair of really hot dudes" / hot dudes (jeremy came up with those LMAOOO)

charlie, jeremy, and michael: chocolate jam mustard gang

(with sammy): chocolate jam mustard and spinach

william, henry, phone guy, and fritz: the fazcrew

phone guy and fritz: "double pallies who are the best friends ever!!" / double pallies (phone guy DEFINITELY made that up...)

cassidy and evan: sprouting buds

william and vanny: mad hatters