#wait for the moonrise

[jahiera]

on the topic of astarion being useless, I accidentally built him to be so wildly competent he's the one I break off from the group and send to do every annoying or difficult part of a quest. which I know he would bitch and moan about incessantly if he was aware of this

[fandom-geek]

my god, people weren't joking when they said gortash is desperate to convince durge to ally with him. i genuinely think that cutscene was at least twice as long as it was compared to my tav playthrough.

also "make our pact anew" is fascinating. i wouldn't have thought divine oaths stop applying simply because one participant loses their memory, so i wonder how durge got away with killing ketheric. unless myrkul's intervention, in a durge run, is because of that?

[illjustpretend]

When one door closes…

They say deep in the hearts of men, Behind the doors of flesh and imagination, Nestled in the fabric of time and permanence, There exists a Clock.

Locked away in the palace of each Soul’s making, In an endless place where many sovereigns reign, But one where there is no line of succession, Nor holy anointment…

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[mashamorevvna]

in my mind, gortash and orin have this understanding that durge is invariably their rebecca de winters, irreplaceable psychosexual chew toy that haunts the scene. but sometimes orin is the maxim de winter, and gortash her second unnamed wife who will never compare to rebecca, but also orin very much killed durge; and other days orin has to very literally shift into the first wife who is quite unforgettable to the point of losing her own individuality

sceleritas is mrs danvers, of course

[hcadlesshuntcr]

Eirnin with autopsy scars....

[warriorcatsunveiled]

I hate the fact that warrior cats has such a grip on me. I ADORED this series when i was 12 years old, I devoured this crap and many other ya novels; but now, over a decade later whenever I randomly pick up a book to read I can barely force myself to read 100 pages let alone more. EXCEPT FOR WARRIOR CATS lmao, give me a bestseller to read and I dont know if I'll finish it no matter how damn interesting, the moment I randomly pick up a warriors book I devour the whole thing in like a day or two. Nice to know my taste is still cringe

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

My partner finally finished BG3 but has no idea that his ending was actually bad cause he was a pro-Vlaakith githyanki who rode off with Lae'zel but got NO EPILOGUE where Withers points out y'all died im 😭😭😭

they have no idea what happened with Gale or anyone else (who was still alive) after flying away 🙃🙃🙃

[fergus-cousland]

if durge evil, why my little princess...?

[zevrans]

the way that i constantly keep finding stuff i never noticed on my 1st playthrough of bg3 is insane i just found a love letter of a goblin adressed to minthara 💀😂

[thedragonagelesbian]

yippeeeeeeeeeeee the attack your li scene triggered the long rest after last light fell

[stonerzelda]

in my evil quest to get minthara in my evil playthru i accidentally made wyll and karlach reasonably disown me and i cant be mad at them bc they are not wrong and i get it. they told me i couldnt handle lolth sworn pussy

[spiderwarden]

i'm cold and my bed is calling me back but as I go just imagine this.

Minthara getting home in modern from a long day, it's 2am, she undoes the lady tie, pulling the bun on her head a little loose, as she starts to unbutton the front of her shirt. She turns to the counter and picks up a wine bottle and the filled wine glass in the other hand as she makes her way the living room. She HUFFS as she sits on the couch, knees spread to make room for the BDE, as she sips the wine from the glass. Leans forward to set the bottle on the glass table, and plucks the remote. Turns on the TV. What is she watching? Comedies. The Office maybe, something stupid. Maybe even those adultish cartoons like Family Guy, King of the Hill, Bob's Burger, etc. She has a tier list of favorite comedies, a top 20, where the top 5 are the go to and the other 15 are in case the first 5 are unavailable. She is not laughing, but every now and again there is a chuckle and a short smile as she drinks from the glass balanced on her knee.

[legoprime]

I did such a good job of keeping every tiefling alive in act 1 only to immediately get them all killed the very next chance I got

[aerithisms]

halfway through act 2 i finally got astarion out of the neutral approval zone and into medium and i'm kind of having fun with rping his and tav's slowburn enemies to begrudging respect to genuine friends arc

[jalopeura]

so far my favourite strat in the game has been half-overlapping hunger of hadar + insect plague + a glyph of warding or two then fireball sunbeam shatter repelling blast repelling blast repelling bl

[b6d11f]

it hurts in ways i cant describe