#was that their resident gothic combat furry was just as terrorized by his kid
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Headcanon that Batman gained a ton of haters from Gotham parents right after he got Robin.
Parent- It's raining. Make sure you bundle up
Kid- No!
Parent- You'll catch a cold
Kid- No pants!
Parent- Please. I'm so tired. Just this once wear pants without making me fight you
Kid- Robin doesn't wear pants.
Parent- I don't care
Kid- He also doesn't have a bedtime
Parent-...
Kid- He also does backflips off rooftops
Parent-...
Kid- He also-
Parent, donning a ski mask and walking away, both to get away from their kid and to lure out Batman- I just wanna talk. I just wanna talk.
#batman#robin#Gotham parents must have hated that Batman let Robin get away with so much#what they didnt understand#was that their resident gothic combat furry was just as terrorized by his kid#as they were by theirs#alfred allows himself one (1) supervillain laugh when he finds out bruce is raising a kid as stubborn as bruce had been
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