#wavesofblueandgrey

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Akali

She's a fuckboi and a flirt. She's like, "Eve, let me grind on you." She's sloppy though. Akali tries to drunk rap but slurs her own words. When she dances, it's all about bucking her hips and she'll make eyes at Eve. It's kinda like Masked Akali but just drunk. Akali is loud and boisterous when she's drunk and she'll knock out cold at the end of it.

"Damn, boobs."

"Eve's butt is bigger than my hands and that's a lot of responsibility for one me."

"Ahri, where the fuck do you hide your other tails? In your ass?"

"I can't read for shit."

"Bitches love paint so imma cover myself in it."

Ahri

She forgets how to human. When she's drunk, she's basically 100% fox. Not like Kurama level of behavior, like an actual fox. She just yips all the time and chases Kai'sa down. She'll knock off cups off the table and she'll just shove her face against you in affection. She'll chase her tail for hours. Oh, and she'll howl like a motherfucker.

"Yip yip yip yip *other fox noises*"

"Awoooooo!"

"Yap yap yap!"

"Eeee eeee eyah eyah!"

Kai'sa

She turns into a child. She wants to be babied. She wants milk and cookies and for you to rock her to sleep. Kai'sa will latch onto you like a baby would latch onto your leg. If she's really drunk, she'll suck her thumb. The tamest drunk out of K/DA, to be honest. Oh, but if you're not careful...she will actually suck on Ahri's tails.

"I want chips!! *pouts*"

"I wuv you guys!"

"Play with me!"

"Ahri's tails look like rock candy..."

Evelynn

Here are quotes to summarize drunk Eve:

"Hump me, fuck me, someone better make me choke god damn it I need a fucking hotdog!"

"My ass is too heavy! I have to shake it!"

"SPLIT ME OPEN LIKE FUCKING CHOPSTICKS!"

"AHRI THE VET IS HERE TO PROBE YOUR BUTT! IT'S ME BITCH!"

"KAI'SA I FUCKING GAVE BIRTH TO YOU SO COME TO YOUR MOTHER YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD!"

"BRITTNEY SPEARS CAN RAW ME!"

"Aliens are real because I can smell them. They smell like baguettes."

"Akali you should date Eve. She's a fucking dumbass and I heard you like booty so it's perfect." (Yes, she talks in 3rd person sometimes)

"Bush did 9/11."

"PUSSY AND CATS ARE THE SAME THING?? I AM SO FUCKING CONFUSED!"

"I AM A HORNY BLACK CLOUD OF DEATH, FUCKING FEAR ME AND BE AROUSED!"

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I just imagine Ahri being really good at manipulating Akali to do nice things for her, sorta like treat her as though they were dating and Evelynn being on the side, being jealous as fk and not understanding how Ahri friken does it hahahah

Can someone write a mini series of this? I would actually read this and die happy.

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All these Masked Akali responses makes me think M-Akali and Eve have hooked up already :)

;)))))) teeeee heeeee heeeeee

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Can we get more scenarios where Ahri has gotten in trouble with her crystal tails?

Kai'sa: One time I tried to scare her from behind and ended with a bloody nose. It was my fault, I'll admit that. Then one time I was trying to hold her down because she really wanted to chase a rabbit and I ended up with a black eye.

Ahri: Thank you for being 85% of my impulse control!

Kai'sa: Maybe go back to fluffy tails...