#we all love bingus in this house

[sebthesmollmain]

*A wild Bingus appears*

What's your next move?

[kerubimcrepin]

Episode 51 - High-Temperature Trap (part 1)

aka, "try not to squeal like a fangirl over Atcham Crepin challenge", the liveblog.

A few episodes ago, we've seen (episode 45 - The Charming Justiciars 2, to be exact), we've seen that it was September. Now, we see it snowing.

I suppose around a year has passed since the beginning of the series.

It is interesting that, to Kerubim, the emotional toll of having to deal with Atcham and Indie, — and realizing that he's worse than Indie at making sacrifices, — is greater than the physical toll of dangerous enemies. He was fighting The Horrors.

This story, therefore, takes place around two years before the war between Bonta and Brakmar, in which Kerubim and Atcham seem to have been Jahash and Julith's seconds-in-command.

It makes me think... Is there, perhaps, a child-shaped little reason why Atcham hasn't tried to kill Kerubim for the past ten years, despite knowing where he lives?

Atcham does seem to know who Joris is, in relation to Kerubim, — even if he didn't know the fact that he was Julith's son. It'd be weird if he didn't know, considering he has a tendency to stalk Kerubim, and does know where they live. Which leads me to the next point:

This absolute nerd realized that he is an uncle now, and probably decided to wait until the kid grew up at least a little, before trying to kill Kerubim again. Because otherwise, it would be amoral and shit.

I mean, he and Kerubim are orphans. It'd be fucked if he did that to someone else, right?

Actual insane behaviour and moral compass. Very commendable, Atcham.

We have years and years of unaccounted for time, after Lou left him. What was he doing, then? This haunts me!

This all, yet again, makes me question: why did he go to that war on the movie? Boredom? Wanting to beat up Atcham?

I would like to point your attention, that at this time, before Joris, and years after Lou has left him, the house was still in pristine condition.

...He let the house turn into a garbage dump and a hazard, despite having a son. Yet another reason for me to hate Kerubim's parenting.

At least he admits that he is his own worst enemy... fsdhgjdfg. Anyway, the poster's top says "CHEZ KE(KE)", while the text at the bottom is "EN VIEB--"

The actual best line in the entire franchise.

OMG. omg. the bingus...

This reminds me of something very off-topic: a while back, I had an online friend who I introduced to Dofus and Wakfu. I made memes for various new discoveries they made in the series, and that included meme videos.

Which included, after spending weeks saying shit like "yeah there's a bingus ecaflip... he's out there, I love him." and "there's a bombshell about Kerubim's backstory :) I know something you don't." and "he's omitting something MAJOR from his stories. I won't say what ❤" me dropping this video onto them.

This describes perfectly how batshit insane Atcham's first appearance in the franchise is.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine roasting the shit out of Kaido, the all-stars', and tobiroppo

Game night

Kaido: (y/n), we've broken off into teams here's the line up list *hands you the list*

King: *downs a huge bottle of Vodka* I can't believe I let you talk me into this.

You: you didn't give your teams names

Kaido: no one ever names their team

You: can I name them?

Everyone: go for it

Ulti: *clinging to Page One* we're not playing your shitty game, fuck off

You: alright, remember you gave me permission for this

Queen: yeah yeah, scoot yer boot, we have a show to prepare for.

At the night's introduction

Apoo: AAAALLLLRIGHT! It's show time! Introducing our first team of the night, we have young master Yamato and the ever so stunning Black Maria on team...*mumbles to you* is this right?

You: yep, they let me pick all the team names

The crowd: *can hear both of you*

Apoo: oh God this is going to end poorly, but imma do it anyway. *Lifts the mic back up* team "Daddy issues!”

Yamato and Maria: *laughing at the team name and waving at the crowd*

Apoo: next up is Sasaki and Kyoshiro! On *trying not to laugh* team "Bingus and Cringus" my only question is who is Bingus and who is Cringus?

Kyoshiro: he's Cringus *points his thumb at Sasaki*

Sasaki: Ayoo!

Apoo: now we have Kaido the Calamity and Queen the plague, making team team "male spinsters"!

Queen: *loving the attention so much he doesn't notice the team name*

Kaido: *gives zero fucks but does think it's funny*

Apoo: next up is King the Wildfire! AAnnndd X DDDrAaAke! On team "big tiddy goth bf"!

King: *glaring in your direction*

Apoo: now give a warm welcome to team "this is my ass kicking outfit bitch"! Featuring Jack the Drought, and Who's-Who!

Jack: *tiredly waving at the crowd wanting this to be over so he can go to back to drinking his beer*

Who's-who: what sort of team name is that

King: *tosses an empty bottle of scotch aside* since you're stupid, on top of having poor taste, I'll explain it to you. They're ridiculing the way you dress

Who's-who: fuck both of you

Apoo: and finally we have team, "we're not playing your shitty game, fuck off" with Page One and Ulti

Ulti: I'll kill you!

Page one: *holding Ulti back* sis, please stop

Apoo: don't shoot the messenger

The crowd: *roaring with laughter*

Apoo: I think tonight's gonna *sings* be awesome

Kaido: get (y/n) a mic

Apoo: oh am I getting a co-host?

Kaido: at least for tonight

Apoo: alright you heard the man

You: *is handed a mic*

King: *who is kind of drunk and had refused to accept a mic, yanks X Drake and his mic up to his mouth* big tiddy goth bf? Really (y/n)? What would make you think that I have "big tiddies"?

You: I was going to give you two the male spinsters one, but I couldn't think of anything for Kaido and Queen, and I had more to work with with you two.

King: that doesn't answer my last question, what makes you think I have "big tiddies". You have no way of knowing.

You: King, sweetie, look at yourself. You're built like a brick shit house made out of smaller brick shit houses.

Kaido: wohororororo! I suppose to you he does seem like it to you.

You: good point, I am also tiny compared to you. So no matter what, whether I can see them or not, your tits will be big to me

King: ... *Can't think of a rebuttal* that's true, I guess

[thelittleplantlover]

Surprise - Corpse x Reader

As requested by @thefanficmonster (with changes), because she writes so much for so many people. It was time to give her something she wanted to read. Thank you for all your amazing stories and your support on this fic Vy🧡!

Pronounce: gender neutral

Warnings: none

Genre: fluff

Word count: 1647

~ A surprise does not always means something good. But you might be surprised yourself with how people react.~

I grumbled and cursed while climbing up the steep stairs of Corpse’s building with two heavy bags of groceries and supplies hanging off my shoulders. Of course, there was no food left in the fridge or even the cupboards when I had arrived for the first time today. I could have known. Okay I lied. Technically there was food. However, not even I could decipher what dish could be made from the leftovers. Not to boost my own ego, but I had gotten quite good at making tasty dishes since I first visited his home.

Out of breath I reached the correct floor. In normal times, especially during this heat, I would have taken the evaluators up to his floor. Sadly, several serious safety issues had been discovered during the maintenance work performed on the elevators the day before. Leaving me with nothing but these awful stairs. To admit, I was slightly proud of myself for reaching it without any stops on between. One victory point for (y/n).

I fumbled around to find the keys. It did not help that I felt rushed. What I had left at Corpse’s home could be considered a surprise. When thinking of a surprise, people usually assume it is something nice. Something the other person would like. I was not so sure if he would love it. I rather had the feeling he would be displeased. And in all honesty, I did feel slightly anxious about it. Looking back at the situation I could not see what better option I had. After all, you can’t turn away an infant in need and I was sure Corpse would not either.

Once inside, I waddled straight to the kitchen not bothering to turn on the big lights. Getting rid of the heavy weights on my shoulders was the only think on my mind at this point. How did these cheap weak plastic bags even still hold on? The handles had ripped off before with less.

With a last grunt of effort, they found their way on the countertop. I allowed myself one sigh of relieve before putting myself back to work again. After filling up the fridge, I turned around to replace the foil, which has been living as an empty roll of cardboard for the past three weeks. Wondered why. It was a good move though. To do the foil first and the filled fruit bowl later. After all, foil does not break when it falls to the floor.

What was it again that the insects always preached? If you don’t move they won’t see you? Yes. That apparently what I tried when I saw Corpse sitting on the couch. The infant on his lap. In the dimmed light with his dark clothing, his persona radiated smart psychopathic villain in a spy movie energy. I did feel like that one person that walked into the villain’s office at the wrong moment that would freeze only to be killed a few seconds later.

Corpse looked me straight in my eyes, while scratching the head of the fluff ball that laid on his lap. Only enhancing the psychotic energy. His voice did nothing to decrease it.

“We are both very disappointed in you.” His face was stoic, his voice steady. At least I could exclude the possibility that he would be mad. That did not dismiss the feeling of stress that ran through me.

The only thing I could let out as a response was a sound between a groan and a wince. I quickly ducked down to avoid his gaze. Keeping myself busy by picking up the foil. Placing it on the counter and throwing the empty roll in the paper bin, I started to unpack the rest of the things I bought. Keeping myself busy was a way to delay his disappointment. However, I knew that it would come soon or later. And sometimes it is better to just get it over with.

I decided to explain myself once I heard him moving towards me. “I was not going to keep him. Just until we could check if he is chipped at the vet and get some advice on what to do with him. I promise!” turning around to face him. He had moved the pup from his lap into one of his arms. The little thing was small enough to comfortable lay in his arm.

“We?” His head turned slightly left to peek into the last bag. Curious to see what I had brought with me. I was not sure if he could see the dog supplies. If he did, he did not comment on them looking like a contrast to what I just promised. Not daring to take them out of the bag, I just stood in front of him. My hands fumbling with each other.

“Yeah.” The nerves kicking in harder as he moved to look at me. I still did not know what exactly he thought of the situation. “My lab partner and I were collecting samples at the river and we saw the poor boy stranded on a large rock in the middle of the it. So, we saved him. But neither of our homes allow pets so…” I fell silent, avoiding his eyes. Hoping he would not mind my decision.

I heard an amused huff above me before feeling his lips on the top of my head.

“You’re too cute.”

I looked up to face him. His adorable slime was plastered brightly on his face. Not a hint if displease or discomfort. I had calculated that he would at least be slightly upset with me. “You- are not mad?”

He even had the audacity to let out a laugh. The little boy on his arm shaking with him. “No. I’m not mad.” He sends me a reassuring smile, for which I could only look at my feet for. I still felt bad for not telling him. This received me another amused huff and a one-armed hug. Careful to avoid hurting the pup, he pulled me into his chest. Kissing the top of my head before leaning his head on top of mine. “How could I be while you are being so precious.”

Flustered I buried my head further into him. Something that he did not miss as I felt his chest vibrate with his chuckle.

Pulling slightly away while keeping his arm around my waist Corpse asked: “He is only going to stay for a little while though, right? I still can’t take care of plants, I for sure cannot take care of a dog.” His head nodding towards the window still. Three pale green plants tried their hardest to survive. Their leaves hanging, like they tried to physically show that they were slightly suffering.

“No,” I laughed, “I don’t think either of us has the time to take proper care of him.” I looked up and give him a smile back. “Especially seeing my first job is to make sure you actually have something nutritional to eat in your house.” Petting his chest for the food measure.

Corpse stuttered, his hand leaving me to rub his neck. Pleased with not being the only one put into a little situation today, I unpacked the dog supplies. Leaving the bed and bowls on the counter. Corpse could decide where it was okay to place them. It was still his apartment.

“So, you are okay with him staying over until we know what to do? I will of course stay here for the time.” I still wanted to check if he would be fully okay with it. Forcing him to take a puppy in was the last thing I wanted. “If that’s okay.” I rushed after, my confidence faltering. We have not yet been together for that long and I did not want to invade his privacy. I knew how much he appreciated to have some time on his own as well.

If Corpse was shy or had any doubts about my stay at all, he was good at hiding it. His free arm wrapped around me once again. “If getting an ugly dog was what it took to make you stay longer, I would have gotten one sooner.”

“Ugly?” I exclaimed in disgust as I softly pushed myself away from him. I placed my hand on my heart. My mouth slightly agape, eyebrows raised.

“He is ugly. Look at him.” Corpse argued. Grabbing the floof with two hands he held him out right up to my face. Sure, the little mut definitely did not deserve the first price in a beauty contest. But the little tooth sticking out at the bottom and the goofy eyes made him even cuter. I was sure some of his friend would agree.

“Bingus is ugly and you love him.” I retorted. Which was answered with a loud gasp before I could even finish my sentence. It was questionable to me whether or not the hurtful expression on his face was played or not. Either way, Corpse replied passionately to my statement.

“You take that back!” His finger now pointing to me. “Bingus is a God. He is very pretty.” His passion combined with his facial expression made me fail to suppress the giggle bubbling up.

I pushed his hand down and stepped closer to give him a sweet kiss on the cheek. “However, none of them are as pretty as you.” The whisper made him flustered and slightly uneasy but also made his beautiful smile break out again. He quickly composed himself, putting the now wiggling pup down and straightened up.

He gave me a quick kiss on the lips, his smile never leaving his face, before grabbing his car keys from the counter. “Come one, let’s get your stuff. If you are going to stay for a while you will be needing more clothes. Can’t have you steal all my hoodies.”

[j10kkuno]

Amigops!!!! Amigops in the Rooster's Rest!!!!! I couldn't get the best screenshot of all four but we all know what Yuno looks like.

Corpse ended up playing Crops Gus, Amon's brother. They come from North Carolina and Crops still has an accent. According to Crops, memory problems run in the family but Amon has it worse. Amon lost his eye due to an incident with their cat, Bin(Bin Gus, Bingus). It sounds like them being the long lost cousins of the twins was just a Twitter joke, which I kinda prefer but might still be fun. I was actually thinking about swapping them to be Ray's cousins and childhood friends vs Yuno's in my headcanon since Yuno had Euno on his side of the family tree so yeah.

But no, so far it's fun! Corpse ran into Sykkuno and Toast by chance and was like "Holy shit, Amon?" And Sykkuno grinned. He is so happy to have Corpse on the server. There's a very instinctual level of trust between Yuno and Crops and I love it. He showed the brothers how to rob a house and then they met up with Rae at the Rooster's Rest so he could pawn them off on her so he could do a bank with Lang and Ray C while she continued to show them the ropes.

She is very stressed because she doesn't know what she's doing and she had two newbies looking to her but it's fun. My headphones died so I have to stop the VOD but I want to watch them getting into stuff. I guess she phoned in Autumn to help her which is going to be fun. Stuff to look forward too.

(I did see the banks after work! They went great! Good cops on duty-main two were Garry and Reducer who are both nicer cops lowkey because they main crims so they know both sides, same with AJ and Conan. During the first one, Ray disconnected from the server and lost the keys to his backup car and they paused the chase to let him lockpick it midchase because they knew it was a server issue. Chang Gang did the vault, no bloodshed, shockingly. Ramee was so bloodthirsty at the start of his stream due to rule changes. No bikes, no swapping cars, no planes for getaways, it's crazy.)

I cannot wait to see more Amigops on GTA. Rae's playing everyday at 5, Sykkuno is on almost daily these days, and hopefully the other two are having fun!

[bbhyeoliskooks]

•◌*’. 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬~! *’.◌•

➶ TXT’s Reaction to Spending Christmas with You

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Genre: 1225 cups of fluff !

Warnings: None~~

(eeee, merry christmas 🥺🥺 i’m sorry for not posting much this month, but hopefully I’ll be able to next year ! This might be my last post for the year ? I’m thinking of taking a break since I’ve exhausted my head sksks but thank you for the wonderful year~ I probably won’t take a break since I love writing, but I’m stalling. Merry Christmas all of you ! Bingus and I only wish you happiness from now on !)

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◌• Yeonjun •◌

*’. It’s your first Christmas holiday with your boyfriend Yeonjun this year~~

*’. You were a bit excited and nervous for it since you weren’t sure what to get him… but then again, he would like anything as long as it was from you, right ?

*’. But everything had to be perfect !! You wanted Yeonjun to actually be happy with his gift !!

*’. Yes he told you that you didn’t have to worry about it, but… no?? Really, it had to be something he’d really like and use !!

*’. Let’s try… something fancy according to his tastes ? 

*’. You saved up for this little maroon beret you found in the store the other day, working hard to get that bread

*’. So then, let’s fast forward to Christmas night !

*’. Yeonjun was already home, and he had prepared a few things such as sugar cookie candles, a small Christmas tree in the room you shared, as well as your present that you had no clue what it was

*’. You waited to see Yeonjun’s reaction for the present once you shakily handed it to him due to nervousness, and surprisingly

*’. He really liked it, he couldn’t stop hugging you right after because it was adorable and especially because it was a gift from you (cue clingy Yeonjun sticking to you for the rest of the night but you aren’t complaining)

*’. And his gift ? That’s up to you to decide~~

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◌• Soobin •◌

*’. Every Christmas, you and Soobin made a tradition that before every party you were invited to, you would make a few sugar cookies mostly everyone said they loved

*’. Because of the pandemic this year, you weren’t able to however :((

*’. But that didn’t stop you from having fun !! You still wanted to make some cookies with Soobinie !!

*’. Obviously, he agreed and went along with it since he wanted not only to spend time with you, but also eat some sugar cookies that were made from both of your hearts~!

*’. The trip to the grocery store was quite easy despite all of the customers there, and in minutes you had all of the ingredients set up

*’. Everything with him turned out to be so much fun, you wanted it to last forever-using the tree shapes and gingerbread cutters to make them look at least good to eat :D

*’. There were some red, white, and green icing you had whipped up from yesterday and Soobin decided to use them to 

*’. It was all peaceful at first with you lightly dropping the icing in flowery bits

*’. when suddenly, you felt Soobin’s slender finger boop your nose with a familiar, cold substance

*’. In the end some were not decorated while the others were since…

*’. Most of the frosting had gotten on you two anyway sksks

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◌• Beomgyu •◌

*’. It’s Christmas Eve with Beomgyu which means...

*’. Gingerbread castle (not house) decorating contest in three hours or nothing !!

*’. Once you finished picking up the supplies, you would definitely have to start decorating before 12am passed since that’s when you chose to open up gifts

*’. This boy would be very competitive, and might even knock down yours “accidentally” just so he can get a head start 

*’. You would also hoard the candies that were used to spice things up so Beomgyu wouldn’t be able to get them

*’. Soon, the two of you were play-fighting with all of the food and like Soobin, you guys just ended up fighting each other with the frosting???

*’. But hey, are we really surprised??

*’. no... which is why you bought some cleaning supplies as well sksk

*’. All the meanwhile, Beomgyu kept booping your nose with red frosting and saying that you were Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer 

*’. And you were just smashing on white icing on his cheeks and calling him Santa

*’. We could say that the Christmas gifts were abandoned as soon as the two of you cleaned up together ~~ You two got so tired that once you cuddled in bed, you collapsed as soon as you were tightly snuggled up with each other

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◌• Taehyun •◌

*’. I think decorating the Christmas tree with Taehyun would be tons of fun~! 

*’. Some of the ornaments came from Taehyun’s family while yours were from your childhood, so it was a lot of nostalgia mixed with love when you two hung them up together

*’. He would be doing one side while you were doing the other, but would then tease you for hanging it up wrong or not making it as pretty (even though it was really pretty, he just didn’t want to stop teasing you~~) !

*’. It was such a peaceful, content time with Taehyun >3< Knowing that the other one was there, staring at what made them happy during the younger days… both of you found it to be incredibly calming

*’. And it makes it much better since the two of you are together !!

*’. Endless questions from your childhood was asked like the traditions and the food, you couldn’t get enough of each other because wow, were you whipped~~

*’. Taehyun couldn’t stop staring at you with heart eyes while you were talking and even laid a hand on his cheek just to gaze lovingly at you (please i’m getting attacked here too)

*’. Then after you were finished with all of those sappy feelings, you two would be up for a game of Christmas karaoke

*’. Doesn’t matter where or when, you guys are singing the famous songs that your neighbors must absolutely despise now

*’. Yes, we’re even talking about that Mariah Carey song okay 

*’. As much as Taehyun loves singing, he loves you so much more and would give the moon and back just to hear your giggles and see you happy

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◌• Kai •◌

*’. This Christmas wasn’t going very well so far…

*’. Having an argument with your parents about going out with your friends this evening, it really wasn’t the best plan to sneak out through the window once they went to sleep

*’. In the end, they were right; you should’ve listened when they said they didn’t trust them one bit

*’. Now you were sitting in a cafe alone where they all had abandoned you, trying not to cry in public and shed some tears

*’. The ring of the cafe’s bell didn’t bring you from out of your gaze, but it was the boy who was staring at you with sad eyes

*’. He didn’t want to seem weird or creepy, but he felt terrible seeing what went down as he sipped on his hot chocolate with his close group of four friends

*’. Truth is, he had been watching you for a while, seeing your shoulders shake under the pressure of trying not to cry

*’. This wasn’t good at all, he didn’t feel happy with warm holiday greetings since one person during Christmas was unhappy

*’. So that’s what brought him to talk to you~! He wanted to make you feel better which ended up in you two spending so many laughs and giggles together~~

*’. Christmas this year was all saved to the cute guy who chose to talk to you instead of staring

*’. And you even got the cute guy’s phone number too :DD

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Posted: 12/25/20- 2:34pm

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[eldritch-elrics]

memes of 2020

so for the last couple years i’ve been keeping very casual lists every year of the most prominent memes - or, more precisely, whatever memes happen to make their way into my sphere of the internet. here is my list for 2020!

do x or take 25

world war 3

yanderedev discord server ban speedrunning

bernie “i am once again asking for x”

iowa caucus results

a man has fallen into the river in lego city

froggie chair

“do you fart” fish

penis music

animal crossing and doom eternal

disney’s first gay character

person in lab coat with test tube: finally / x

caramelldansen resurgence

babe! it’s 4pm, time for your dick flattening! / yes honey

coronavirus handwashing

biden burying a dog

characters explaining pickle rick

nice cock

hehe x go brrrrr

are ya winning son

music make you lose control / dancing triangle

when the x is y idk i never played the game

choose your quarantine house

gossip girl

the man behind the slaughter

x is returning to nature. we are the virus

facebook group where we all pretend to be ants

redrawing album covers with kk slider

coffin dance

raymond drama

how tf am i an essential worker

random chimp event

me? gongaga

x æ a-12

knuckles meme approved

brazilian football n64 intro

you do not deserve to have raymond on your island

women want me fish fear me

say so by doja cat

i hope this email finds you

trump coin

i heart hole

wait it’s all x? always has been

500 dollar mareep

big book smaller book

femboy hooters

i want to hurt you

straight ship for straight people, gay ship for straight people, etc

x be like “i know a place”

hannibal speech

hello jon apologies for the deception

microwaving ants

you’re crying from x? you’re seriously crying from x?

big buff dog and small dog

cutting up characters and they’re actually realistic cakes

deepfake singing videos (usually of baka mitai)

comic: is that your fucking fursona? that’s cringe

get stickbugged lol

thank goodness, you’re awake! x? y? z? what are you talking about?

pokemon master sex

you’re laughing. i asked x and you’re laughing.

your mother fucking life ends thirty minutes from now

good afternoon girl i’m in the water / girl help

mp100 is leftist propaganda

destruction caused by gender reveal parties

who’s watching? person who pays for the account, girlfriend free pass, parasites

jfk from clone high

my day be so fine, then boom

nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys

good morning to people who x, people who y, people who z,

petting gif maker

da vinky

fall guys anatomy

snapchat anime filter

WHAT… your Trans Gener…….

smack barm pey wet

cheesed to meet you

one bad gloop

hey shitass wanna see me speedrun

i wish all x a very pleasant evening

raybans sunglasses sale

he was forced to eat cement when he was 6

enrichment in enclosure

election memes

destiel canon

castiel went to super hell for being gay

finding out putin resigned because destiel canon

the entirety of nov 5

supernatural resurgence

bingus

so you’re non biney?

four seasons total landscaping

i’m not a fruitcake am i lad?

fruit (derogatory)

obama reading foucault to impress girls in college

i love you in spanish

i guess you are my little pogchamp

story of undertale

person at party: they don’t know that i x

glup shitto

if you x, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

twitter carp

biden getting the covid vaccine but he’s actually getting a tattoo

among drip

malewife + girlboss

year in show gifs

[irrealismora]

Chazzawrites' 30 Day Writeblr Challenge - Day 3: Introduce your Main WIP

Oh Bingus. Okay. Okay. I'm finally doing it.

WIP Intro: The Book of Daemon

Title: The Book of Daemon (aka tbod or TBOD)

Genre: New Adult Speculative Fiction

POV: First Person Limited POV (alternating between two MCs)

Status: 2nd Round of Editing (out of 4)

Length: 187k

Blurb:

It's a simple story, really.

Dante is the ruthless Head of the Main House, Leader of the 13 Xenyx clans. Coen is just a "freak" who struggles to survive the minefield in his head.

Dante lost everything billions of years ago in the attack that slaughtered his clan. Coen - left on the side of the road by his parents and adopted not once but twice - never had anything in the first place.

Dante wants to protect whatever is left of his family, even if it means shedding useless things like compassion or mercy, even if it means alienating himself from his own clan. Coen wants a reason to live past today, wants to feel like he actually belongs.

Dante never expected his brother to be alive. Coen never knew that gods existed, or that he could be one.

Dante didn't think he could forget the person he used to be. Coen didn't know that he was something dangerous.

Dante doesn't know who he is. Coen doesn't know what he is.

Neither of them are ready for the return of an old enemy. Neither of them are ready to lose everything again.

Neither of them are going down without a fight.

Prologue:

"It's a simple story, really.

It begins with death and it ends with birth. All along the middle part, there is unimaginable pain but also vast oceans of joy. Perhaps there is good and bad, and perhaps there are battles lost and won, but they don't matter too much. At least, not as much as the prices paid to steal a bout of laughter, to disappear into an embrace, to grasp another's hand with every intent to never let go.

There is sorrow, absolutely. Enough tears to cease a drought and enough screams to wake the dead a world over. There is blood, just enough to scar the memory but not enough to make us forget why it was shed at all. There is darkness abundance, a bleakness one only faces when all that is left to face is their end.

But there is also happiness, I promise. There is the simple delight of being alive to feel the heartbeat of ones beloved or to see the smile of one's child. There are the bonds built from steel or iron, thin air or intertwined pinky fingers, but nevertheless stronger than the pull between this earth and its star. There is the promise of you and me and us and we, brought together by nothing more than coincidence but held together by love.

Ah, yes. But of course, there is love. There is the flawed love, the one that snarls and bites, the one that comes after 'for the sake of' but never after 'because of.' But there is also the love that builds, the love that gives and gives until millennia frays into minutes into seconds and is rewoven into the next eon, the simple love that links together 'I' and 'you.'

It's a simple story - really, truly - and I believe it's time you heard it."

About this WIP: There are actually some questions that'll come up later on in this challenge that'll flesh out TBOD so if you're interested, you can check my posts for the next couple of days to learn more!

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Thoughts on this challenge: This. Actually. Was. Painful. To. Write. Before I started this challenge, I was actually trying and failing for months to write a blurb for TBOD. How does one summarize something so massive, something that is way too near and dear to my heart to be summarized in so few words? Well, I did it. My brain hurts from it. But I did it. I actually like what I came up with. It felt right this time, not just forced. Now I'm gonna go play mind numbing video games.

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[lady-une]

Enough extra: E-Day

Hey y’all so with the news of enlistment me and my group chat had a talk. I jokingly said what if Glory was the one to see SEUNGRI off and it was requested for a little one shot. I wasn’t sure if I was going to do a stand alone or add it to a current story. I decided to add it to enough since I was working on it anyways. As much as I hate to even have to say this because you would all know by now but I am ot5. But anyways. As always leave me some love, comment and share.

With everything that has happened he thought they would still be there for him. What is he supposed to do other then move on when the “Family” he had is no longer there. Enough is enough. It is time for him to be happy.

Theme: angst

Word: 3221

The rain hitting the window was a calming noise to Seungri amidst the silence of the room. The letter laying on the coffee table was like a bomb slowly ticking down until it would explode. Seungri knew this day would come, it was a day most men in Korea hated but knew it was inevitable. Their life would be put on hold for two years while they did their duty and enlisted. Having known so many people including his hyungs who have already gone through it Seungri knew it wouldn’t be too bad.

The phone ringing on the couch next to him brought him out of his stupor, reaching down he picked it up and saw that it was Glory.

“Hello?”

“Hyung, want to get Italian tonight? I have a craving for spaghetti but I don’t want to eat alone.”

Glory was like this little ray of sunshine since the scandal, no matter how dark the clouds were he always found a way to punch through and lighten his mood. “Of course. I will come pick you up around 7 ok.”

“I cant wait hyung, see you then!”

The phone clicked silent and Seungri smiled as he stood from the couch. As Seungri walked back to the bedroom he started to call his hyungs in hopes they would be able to join them.

“Hyung can you make it out to dinner? I have something important to say.”

“Sorry maknae, I have dinner tonight with my in-laws. What did you need to say?”

“I have my enlistment date, will you be there to see me off?”

Seungri waited for Youngbae to respond but could hear his wife talking to him at the same time.

“Hyung?” Seungri called out.

“Oh sorry maknae, yeah yeah of course I will be. Look I have to go.”

The phone went silent. Seungri dialed Daesung next.

“Hyung?”

“Maknae!”

Seungri pulled the phone away from his ear at the loud shrill of a drunk Daesung. “Hyung are you busy?”

“I’m of at a certain Bingu’s house, he had a new bottle of wine.”

“Oh ok. Well I wont bother you two but I wanted to let you know I got my enlistment letter. Will you be there to see me off?”

A loud thud followed by even louder laughter could be heard.

“Hyung are you ok?”

“You elder hyung fell over trying to pose like a ballerina. I will talk to you later maknae.”

Again the phone went silent. Sitting on the bed Seungri dialed the one person he was sure would join him tonight.

“Hello?” A groggy Jiyong answered his phone.

“Did I wake you?” Seungri replied in a whisper.

“Yeah, I was at the studio late.”

“Well I wont keep you up, but I got my enlistment letter.”

“Oh. When do you go?”

“In a week. Will you be there?”

“I will have to check the schedule.”

“Ok, get back to me.”

“Yeah.”

“Good night I lov..” Seungri didn’t get to finish his sentence before the phone went silent.

Pulling up to Glory’s apartment Seungri waited in the car. Not long after arriving the door opened and in slipped a bubbly Glory.

“Did I keep you waiting?”

“Of course not silly. Ready?”

Glory nodded his head and the two took off. The car ride to the restaurant was spent in laughter as Glory sang along horribly out of tune on purpose to the songs on the radio. It was a thing the two would do, they would do their best to out sing the other in the worst possible way.

Pulling up to the restaurant they handed the keys to the valet and entered the building. It wasn’t busy at all and no one was there to hound them. They got a few looks here and there and Seungri could hear the whispers and glares. So many people saw him as a guilty man. No matter what was said to clear his name, society didn’t care. The media did a bang up job painting him as a bad man and smearing his name, connecting him to things he had no true connection to. Knetz only believe what they are fed by the media. The media could tell them the sky is green and birds are actually fish and they would believe them.

After finishing dinner the two sat and ate desert. Seungri swirled his glass of ice water before clearing his throat.

“I have something to tell you.”

Glory put down his fork and looked up at Seungri while he chewed his food.

“I got my enlistment letter today. I have to enlist next week.”

Glory harshly swallowed his food, “That was quick. Usually you get a little longer from the day you get the letter.”

“Yeah but I should have enlisted along time ago.”

“Who is going to take you?”

“Taekgu will of course take me. I am sure one of my brothers will go with me.”

“Well I will be there for sure! I wouldn’t miss this.”

“Thanks, I knew I would have you there in my corner.”

The two finished their meal before paying the bill and leaving.

Over the next couple of days Seungri spent them with his family. Enjoying the time they had before he would be stuck in a room with strangers who probably didn’t even like him. The anxiety of his debut years were coming back. He had the same fear when he first joined BigBang. He was alone and had no one while starting a new chapter in his life. The others were already so close and he felt like an outsider. He knew this would be the same thing all over again.

Seungri laid on the couch with his had in his mothers lap like when he was a little boy. His mother was singing him a song like she did when he was little, a comforting tune that always helped ease away his fears.

“My sweet boy, you know this will all have to go.” His mother said as she played with his long hair.

“I know. I am going to go tomorrow.”

“Are your other members going to go with you?”

“I was going to text them tonight and ask.”

“It’s been so long since I have seen any of them. You tell that Jiyong that he better bring himself around more.”

Seungri laughed and sat up before kissing his mother on the cheek and heading towards his room. Once inside he flopped on the bed and pulled out his phone. Sending a message to the group chat he asked if the others would be free to go with him to cut his hair. One by one they each viewed the chat but no one responded back. Seungri assumed they must be busy in the studio and put his phone on the charger before getting ready for bed.

After eating breakfast Seungri went back into his room and again flopped on the bed before grabbing his phone. Still there was no reply from his brothers, the message still sat on read. Sending them another message with the time that he would be at Taehyun’s place. Again the message was read but nothing was said.

After getting out of the shower Seungri got dressed and waited for Glory to come grab him. It wasn’t long before his phone alerted him that Glory was downstairs waiting for him. Seungri kissed his mother goodbye before walking out the door. The ride to the hair studio wasn’t long at all and as much as Glory tried to get Seungri to sing he just wouldn’t play along.

Arriving at the studio the boys walked in to find more friends already inside and waiting.

“My sweet chubby boy, it’s finally your time!” Taehyun walked up to Seungri before pinching his cheeks and hugging him.

“Noona.” Seungri said as he embraced her.

“Come now sit down. Let your noona work her magic.”

Seungri laughed, “Noona its not like its too hard so shave a head.”

“My boy I wont let you go into the army with an uneven cut. Now sit.”

Seungri sat or rather was pushed into the chair.

“Now where are your hyungs? I would assume they would want the honor of making the first cut. It’s customary.”

Glory watched as Seungri’s face fell at the mention of members who were absent as usual.

“They are busy with work of course.” Seungri said trying to force a fake smile on his face.

“Ok, well who wants to take the honor then?” Taehyun asked as she looked around to what friends Seungri had there.

One by one the boys there each took turns shaving off a small amount of Seungri’s hair. After each shave they ruffled his hair and kissed his head wishing him luck. Finally it was Glory’s turn and he slowly went over Seungri’s head cutting off the rest of it. He watched Seungri’s reflection in the mirror as he cut, watching the tear slowly slip passed his eye and fall onto the cape. When Glory finished he set the clippers down and brushed off his head before laying a gentle kiss on his cheek.

“They might not be here but the people who truly care for you are and we always will be here hyung.” Glory whispered into Seungri’s ear.

“Alright now its my turn to finish this up.” Taehyun said as she hip bumped Glory out of the way.

Music was turned on and laughter was soon filling up the studio. Seungri grabbed his phone and opened up instagram deciding to do a LIVE now to help lift his spirits. The fans quickly logged on to watch and were wishing him luck and telling him to stay healthy. Seungri turned the camera around to show who was all there and it wasn’t long before the fans caught onto the lack of BigBang members. Turning the camera around Seungri began to sing along to some songs that came on and Glory took the chance to get right next to him and sing along. Fans were enjoying seeing Seungri smile again and laughing. Soon the lack of BigBang members were gone from their minds.

“Glory little boy if you don’t move I will shave off all that hair too!” Taehyun said jokingly.

Glory laughed and moved back to his chair to allow her to finish what she was doing. When Seungri was done he stood up from he chair and hugged Taehyun thanking her.

“Now you hear me Lee Seunghyun, you better not let any of those boys push you around in there. You need to stand up for yourself. You are an innocent man free of all those charges. Do not let a single person make you think otherwise or try to hold that scandal over your head. I don’t know what is going on with those stupid hyungs of yours but you have some good friends here for you. Do not go through anymore hardships alone, you need to lean on others when you need them.” Putting her hand under Seungri’s chin she raised it up. “Now go forward with your head held high, do not put it down anymore. Do not let society dull that inner spark of yours. Be the great Seungri again. Rise again like the Phoenix you are.”

Seungri looked down and kissed Taehyun’s cheek before thanking her and walking out of the studio with his friends. As it was his final night Seungri spent it with his friends eating all his favorite food for the last time as it would be a long time until he had them again. They all joked about how the army had no idea what they were in store for. If they thought the fan boys were hard when he was there for the other members events then they hadn’t see anything yet. Each of his friends knew that when Seungri was his normal self no one stood a chance against his charm. That he could get anyone to become his friend by just talking with them, there was just something about him that made him so likable and easy to get along with.

After dinner Glory went back with Seungri to his house as he had decided to spend the night so he would be there when it was time to go. Laying in bed the two both tried to sleep but were unable to.

“Hyung you need to sleep.”

“I know but I cant.”

“What is on your mind hyung?”

“Things are about to change again and I am scared.”

“Hyung it isn’t that bad, before you know it you will be out and able to move forward with the other half of your life.”

“Yes but that also scares me. The future. What if the country doesn’t forgive me still? What if everyone is still hating me?”

“Then we say screw them. You don’t need them! We can do other things with your life.”

“I know but I want to be back with my other members. I want to be back making music. The country has to forgive me by the time I’m done. They just have to. Once I am done I will be able to come back to my members and we will be able to make music together just like before. They wont abandon me. They would never do that.”

“But hyung, they weren’t there today and they haven’t been there lately.”

“They have been busy that’s all. Just you wait and see, they will send me some kind of message wishing me luck if they cant make it. I bet they will be there tomorrow. They wouldn’t let me go alone in this. I bet they all said they had plans just because they wanted to surprise me.”

“Ok hyung, I will believe you. Now sleep.”

Seungri rolled over in the bed and looked at the wall, a silent tear escaped his eye. Were those words just for Glory so he would believe them or were they for himself in hopes that he would believe himself.

The next morning the two woke up bright and early to get ready. Seungri’s mom had made a large breakfast and packed them in containers for the boys to eat on the road. Seungri kissed his mother goodbye and hugged his sister and father goodbye. As the door closed Seungri could hear his mother’s soft sobs. Seungri did his best to hold back his own tears, now was not the time to break down.

Once in the car the driver drove off, Taekgu was in the front passenger seat while Glory and Seungri sat in the back. Glory was trying his best to get Seungri to eat what his mother had made but Seungri’s anxiety was back and his appetite was gone.

“Hyung you need to eat, your mother would be sad to know that you went in with an empty stomach. You wont get a chance to eat anything until they call dinner and even then its nothing appealing. Please don’t make me bring all these full boxes back to your mother.”

That seamed to do the trick and Seungri started to slowly eat what was handed to him. He ate as he slowly watched the city flash by him until all he saw were other cars and trees. It was awhile before he would reach the base and the whole way there he kept checking his phone hoping that the others would have sent him a message but there was nothing. He still had hope then that they would surprise him there.

At some point Seungri had fallen asleep on the drive there. Glory softly shook him awake and watched him stretch out like a cat.

“Hey we will be arriving shortly. Here are some wipes if you want to freshen up a bit.”

Seungri smiled and took the wipes offered. It would be a shame to show up on his enlistment date with a crusted up trail of drool on his cheek. The car soon came to a stop and Seungri took a glance at everyone there. There was a large crowd there mixed of men enlisting and their families but mixed in there was also the media. Seungri was now a civilian and it was supposed to be a closed enlistment but those vultures never let him be.

Sensing Seungri’s stress about the media Glory grabbed onto his hand. “Hyung I am here for you don’t worry.”

Seungri smiled and still looked around, hoping to see another vehicle near by that would hold his brothers but didn’t see anything.

“Taekgu hyung, did the guys say they would be here?”

“No they didn’t tell me anything. Are you ready to go?”

Seungri chewed on his lip trying to hold in his tears.

“Hyung?” Glory called out.

“Yeah lets go.”

Taekgu got out of the car first and opened the door to let Seungri out while Glory got out from the other side of the car. People shouting could be heard in front of Seungri as he put his back pack on. Walking towards the loud crowd of people had Seungri’s heart rate speed up. Seungri looked on either side of himself and saw Taekgu to his left and Glory flanking his right side. This gave Seungri a bit of relief to know that they were still near him. As Seungri got closer to the media and their flashing lights Seungri shoved his hand in his pocket holding onto the little plush dragon he was given by Jiyong years ago.

“Seungri!” Reporters shouted at him.

Seungri took time to stop every now and then to smile and bow at the cameras. As much as Seungri hated the media for how they destroyed his life he still needed to play nice with them. Once the last bit of media had been finished and he was finally safely in the spot for friends and family to say goodbye, Seungri turned to Glory with tears rimming his eyes threatening to spill over.

“Hyung?” Glory whispered as he grabbed his hand.

“I don’t know if I can do this.”

“Hyung you just say the word and I will enlist all over again!”

Seungri laughed, “Don’t be silly you know you cant.”

“I will find a way to enlist if I need to.”

“They must have been busy right? Work had to have kept them. Why else would they not have come or even sent me a message.”

“Of course, they wouldn’t miss their maknae enlisting. Don’t worry about it. I am sure you will get some message from them apologizing a million times for not being here.”

“Yeah what am I thinking, they wouldn’t let me down like this.”

“Of course not. Now you cheer up and go in there. You show them exactly who the great Seungri is hyung!”

Seungri wiped his eyes and smiled. He hugged Glory one last time before turning around and walking towards the gate. He wanted to look back but knew if he did he would break down in tears and that wouldn’t be a good look. Instead he held his head high and walked through the gates doing his best to ignore the fear that was bubbling up in him. Things would be different after this day he thought.

[endgameexecutor]

So my wife, @crazygingerlady, wanted to see how much I’ve changed over the years. So here’s an ask meme I answered ages ago with updated answers. The old answers can be found here.

What was your:

Last drink: Cranberry lemonade, babey!

Last phone call: My wife. OvO

Last text message: (From my sister about a crab she caught): Could be a girl.

Last song you listened to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJAvPsSeXvg

Last time you cried: Bitch I wish I could cry. It would prolly help me get out all these bad emotions squatting in my body, not paying their dopamine rent.

EDIT: My wife informs me I was crying over how cute baby snakes were last night.

Have you ever:

Dated someone twice: Does dating my wife constantly count?

Been cheated on:

Kissed someone and regretted it: Only once, when I poked Jayde’s eye with my nose.

Lost someone special: I lost my grandmother when I was a child. I couldn’t even comprehend what was going on back then. It hit me like a truck a phew years later and I felt like shit when it did.

Been depressed: Been?

Been drunk and thrown up: Still don’t drink. Maybe if I had something blue and fruity...

In the past year have you:

Made a new friend: Lot’s of them in my college classes. Right now they’re on Discord shitposting about Seto Kaiba.

Fallen out of love: That’s an emotional roller coaster I plan to never ride again.

Laughed until you cried: Every time my wife says something funny. Unless it’s terrible terrible terrible.

Met someone who changed you: See: “My wife.”

Found out who your real friends are: I can trust no one in this filthy world but my cat, Arby.

Found out someone was talking about you: Are they? ...Are they saying nice things?

Kissed anyone on your Facebook list: Jayde were we Facebook friends before or after we kissed?

EDIT: She informs me it was before.

General:

How many people on your FB friends do you know irl?: I’m in a long distance relationship with my wife so that one’s a technicality. All my other IRL friends use Discord.

Do you have any pets?: Four cats. One with anxiety, one doesn’t like me, one’s a sweet angel, and one’s Arby.

Do you want to change your name?: Can I add titles like “Duke”?

What did you do for your last birthday?: Get a surprise visit from my wife who I proceeded to hug for a solid three minutes.

What time did you wake up today?: Nine-thirty. Or at least I’m hoping I woke up. I’ve got errands to run.

What were you doing at midnight last night?: Binging Criminal Minds way past bedtime.

Name something you CANNOT wait for: The fall of capitalism.

Last time you saw your mother: About a week ago. I’m the man of the house for now. Those plants you see outside? I watered them. Yeah, I’m a big deal.

What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself: Hi I’d like to return this depression with the executive dysfunction that came with it.

What are you listening to rn?: The dulcet tones of Jayde’s AC because I’m Skyping her while I write this.

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: I was on the highschool math team with one but let me ask this; why Tom? Why is that such and important name to you? Are you looking for a Tom? Did he break your heart?

What’s getting on your nerves rn?: The loneliness that comes with being the only person in this house.

Nickname: My wife calls me Bingus.

Relationship status: In a long-distance relationship, with my wife, @crazygingerlady.

Zodiac sign:  ♉

Pronouns: He/him

Favourite tv show: I am fickle man, but right now the first two to come to mind are Criminal Minds and Star Vs.

High school: No thank you I ain’t reliving that. I think I was even more depressed and self-destructive back then.

College: Actually really enjoying my current degree in graphic design!

Hair colour: Still brown. Also why the “u”? Is this questionnaire some sort of data collection means for British spies? Or did I change it back then because I thought it made me look “cultured”?

It really just made me look like a twat.

Long or short: It was long and curly but then Jayde gave it a trim when I last saw her.

Height: Taller than you’ll ever be and that’s all that I need to say.

Do you have a crush on someone?: Golly gee whoever could it be?

What do you like about yourself?: Apparently I look real good in button-up flannel.

Tattoos: I have a plan to get “ARE YA NASTY” penned right on my cheeks before the year is out.

Righty or lefty: Righty.

First surgery: After a cursory check I have confirmed all my organs are in their proper places.

First piercing: One time I had this really bad splinter does that count?

First best friend: I think it was actually this kid who hit me in the face with a shovel. I don’t think we were friend for too long after that.

First sport you joined: Soccer when I was a kid. Went through a child league or something of the sort and stopped. I was not very good at it and am no better as an adult!

First vacation: Seattle as a kid, pity I can’t remember a lick of it on account of being baby.

First pair of trainers: I still have no idea what the fuck this means. Maybe the OP really was from the UK.

Rn:

Eating: Currently digesting a Taco Bell quesadilla.

Drinking: And a Strawberry Icee from the same place.

I’m about to: I’m not sure, I might go to France’s many vineyards and sample their finest wines. Or I might just finish up this questionnaire. I dunno.

Listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAbNynH35pw

Waiting for: My family to get home and also dreading it a little as well. Sure it was lonely, but it was also quiet.

Want kids: I already have baby names lined up.

Get married: Jayde’s grandparent’s have been looking at rings for us already.

Career: Remember when it seemed like I was going to be an accountant? Me either. Let’s keep going with graphic design like my wife was right about.

Which is better:

Lips or eyes?: If you’re asking what I like in a partner then I’ve gotta ask why exactly you’re making me choose!

Hugs or kisses?: Excuse me while I fucking embrace my wife.

Shorter or taller? I love my short, fat wife.

Older or younger? Older. My wife has a whole year on me! Grandma.

Romantic or spontaneous? I feel like there’s an overlap but I definitely need to plan more dates to surprise Jayde with...

Nose, stomach or nice arms? This still sounds serial-killer-ish but if I’m to set that aside, stomach.

Sensitive or loud? Bitch Jayde’s both. And I love it.

Hook up or relationship? I’m so happy with the one I’m in now. I ain’t ever gonna stop loving her. Bitch.

Troublemaker or hesitant? I dunno, I guess that would depend on trouble for who? Though given the bad ideas I suggest I’m really glad Jayde doesn’t do any of them.

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger? Only when I pretend not to know who Jayde is.

Drank hard liquor? I’m not sure how to put a funny spin this. Next!

Lost glasses or contacts? I can’t wear them lest they reduce the beauty of my stunning hazel eye-things.

Sex on first date? That one is gonna be a nada for good.

Broke someone’s heart? I have, I still feel fucking terrible about it.

Been arrested? Nope, my record is clean aside from those traffic tickets.

Turned someone down? Yup, I had to tell Arby he wouldn’t get more food because he’d already been fed.

Cried when someone died? Not immediately. I think the “losing a loved one” covers that pretty well.

Fallen for a friend? Story of Jayde and I’s relationship.

Do you believe:

In yourself? On good days, yeah I do. I also might be too confident in my graphic design skills though.

Miracles? Yes, his name is Sirius and he’s Jayde’s baby boy.

Love at first sight? With my wife, but at the time my dumb-ass didn’t realize it. I’m as dense as lead.

Heaven? I’m not sure how to answer that. I mean I won’t fight against it’s existence but I ain’t but all my chips on it either.

Santa Claus? That was explained to me years ago but like hell I’ll ruin it for my kids. How much do red suits cost?

Kiss at first date? I’m not sure so I just kiss Jayde a lot to cover my bases.

EDIT: Jayde says our first “real” date was at the aquarium, and we kissed a lot.

Angels?: Have you seen my wife?

Speaking of I hope this gives a better idea of how I’ve changed over the years. I love you sweetie<3

[loveandturmoil87]

The other man ~ Part six

A/N ~ Ok so this one kind of feels like a filler chapter before the action begins in the next one, so please bare with me, I promise the next one will start to pick up and get interesting.

Theme ~ Cheating/Infidelity/Love triangle

Pairing ~ Choi Seung hyun x Reader x Kwon Jiyong

Rated ~ Smut/Angst/Fluff

Series Masterlist

It had been a week since Jiyong came to your home that night and you hadn't heard a word from him or seen him the entire time but it was probably for the best. Part of you wanted to call him to try and explain what happened but you knew it was a bad idea, the possibility of him seducing you again was too great, even over the phone. You didn't want to risk your relationship with Seung hyun, not now you were closer then ever before. It was almost like a fairy tale with him, just how you always imagined your loving companion to be when you were growing up but you couldn't shake the guilt you felt for Jiyong, you almost felt as if you had betrayed him. You spent two days locked in his house, willingly giving yourself to him and then a few hours later you were in bed with another. Seung hyun was your boyfriend after all and what happened with Jiyong was never meant to happen but the hurt on Jiyongs face weighed heavily on your mind and heart. It didn't help any that Seung hyun wouldn't stop talking about how sad Jiyong looked lately and sharing his assumptions with you on why that was. You didn't really add to the conversation much when he did this, you didn't want to give away what had happened, instead opting to throw out the odd simple “I'm not sure”, “that's no good” and “I'm sure he will be ok” here and there.

Seung hyun had spent the week at your place, leaving every morning to go to the studio before returning late at night. You didn't mind because it allowed you to get your own work done while he was gone. You were sending off the finished photos to your publicist when a text came through.

'Hey Jagi, do you mind if we stay at my place tonight?'

'Sure, is there any reason why?'

'Well your place is kind of cramped'

'Haha ok but for the record I love my cramped space'

'Not as much as you love me right?'

'I don't know, I do really love my place'

'Hey!'

'Haha of course I love you more you bingu'

'That's better because I love you more then my entire collection of furniture'

'That has to be the weirdest yet sweetest thing a guy has ever said to me'

'That's me, your weird sweet bingu'

'As much as I would like to continue this cheesy conversation I have to finish sending my work to my publicist'

'Ok, the guys and I are going to go have dinner and a few drinks, I will let you know when I'm home'

'Have fun but not too much, I don't want to come home to a drunk bingu'

'You love drunk bingu, admit it'

'He is pretty fun, I have to go now. I love you and I will see you later'

'I knew it. Can't wait, love you'

It was around 10pm by the time your taxi rolled up to Seung hyun's villa, he had ended up having too much to drink with the boys, you could tell just by his multiple misspelt texts. You opened the front door only to be hit by laughter, your heart rate quickened as you realised the guys were there and more then likely Jiyong was there too. You took a deep breath to calm your nerves as you closed the door behind you, you walked into his dinning room to see them sitting around the table laughing, half a dozen empty wine bottles sat in a row in the middle of them.

“What's all this?” you asked as you placed your over night bag down and looked around at the guys, you made sure to skim over Jiyong as quickly as you could.

“Noona!” Daesung's beaming face greeted you as he threw his arms out to the side, he didn't bother to get up though and you thought it was probably a good idea as he seemed very inebriated.

“Good evening you rowdy bunch of drunks” you said jokingly as you headed over to Seung hyun to give him a quick peck but when you got there he grabbed you and pulled you onto his lap, he raked his hand through your hair as he kissed you deeply.

“Yah! Can you guys stop?” Seungri said in disgust at your public display of affection.

“I think it's cute” Taeyang replied with a huge grin.

“Hello jagi” Seung hyun cooed as he pulled away from the kiss, you could feel your cheeks heat up at his actions, your eyes darted over to Jiyong who was sat next to you two. His face was cold and expressionless as he looked back at you, his eyes felt as if they were boring straight into you. You quickly looked back to Seung hyun and gave him a warm smile.

“Hello” you replied before giving him a quick kiss.

An hour went by and Seung hyun didn't let you leave his lap, the guys continuing to drink as they laughed about the old days, except Jiyong. You had noticed he hadn't drank a drop since you got there and there wasn't a glass sitting in front of him either, you thought it was a little weird, he usually loved to drink.

“Ah! We're out of wine” Seung hyun wined as he watched the last dregs drip into his glass. “We need more wine”

“I'll go get some” Jiyong replied with a smile. “But I need to steal your girlfriend for it”

“What? Why?” you asked in a panic as your head snapped towards him making the guys laugh at your weird behaviour.

“Because if I go in someone will recognise me and I couldn't be bothered signing autographs or taking pictures right now” he replied raising his eyebrows.

You were hesitant to say the least, you remained unconvinced by his reasoning behind why he wanted you out of all of them to accompany him, you knew better then that by now.

“I really don't know.... it's kind of late” you said as you looked down at your watch.

“Please jagi, do it for me” Seung hyun asked with a pout.

“Ok” you replied with a sigh as you gave into him.

The car ride there was silent, you didn't breath a word let alone look at each other. You barely gave him time to stop as he pulled up to the shop before you opened the door and jumped out, you grabbed half a dozen bottles of what you knew was Seung hyun's favourite wine and got back in the car. The Lamborghini's engine roared as Jiyong sped away from the shop, you were half way back when you noticed Jiyong took a left when he should have turned right.

“This isn't the way back” you said quietly as you stared ahead.

“I know” Jiyong replied as he did the same.

“Where are we going?” you asked as you noticed him turn into a parking garage, he stayed silent as he drove to the top of the building. “Ji?”

“Why did you go back to him?” he asked as he pulled up.

“There was no 'going back to him', we never actually broke up” you replied as you looked down at your hands.

“So those two days just meant nothing to you?”

“Jiyong please”

“Answer my fucking question”

“I'm with Seung hyun, I'm dating your friend, none of this should have happened... ever”

“But it did.... and we can't go back now” he said as he reached for your hand, you pulled away and opened the car door.

“God damn it Ji, can you not see that I love him?” you shouted as you got out and slammed the door behind you before walking around the front of it to leave. Jiyong jumped out and stood in front of you stopping you from leaving.

“Is that why you call him daddy when he's fucking you?”

“What?” you asked in shock as your eyes widened.

“He told me about it tonight when he was drunk, he told me you called him daddy for the first time after I dropped you off that day”

“I-I....” you stammered as you stepped back but your legs were stopped by the bonnet of his car.

“Do you imagine it's me when he's fucking you?” he asked as he closed the gap between you, he was so close you had to rest your hands back on the bonnet.

“No” you whispered as your eyes darted around his face.

“You're such a liar” he said with a smirk before he crashed his lips against yours, you couldn't move, you were frozen in place as he lent his body against yours and his hands roamed around your waist. “God I missed you” he groaned as he broke the kiss, his face still inches away from yours.

“We shouldn't” you said almost breathlessly as your nose brushed against his.

“I know” he replied before kissing you again, your fingers grasped at the bonnet as his tongue slid into your mouth. Your body quivered when you felt him press himself against you, you could feel he was already hard. He ran his hands down your sides and to your hips before pulling your skirt up, he hooked his fingers in your panties and pulled them down, placing kisses down your still clothed body as he dropped to his knees. He lifted one of your legs, placing a kiss on the inside of your knee as he pulled your panties over your foot. You threw your head back as you moaned lightly, you never knew how sensual a spot it could be. He ran his hand up the inside of your thigh as he stood back up to look at you, his fingers running across your core as soon as they could reach.

“We have to be quick” he whispered as he stared into your eyes and his fingers continued to run up and down your core, you bit your bottom lip and nodded. He grabbed your hips and placed you on the bonnet, your legs widened as you watched him undo his belt and drop his jeans to his ankles. The hold he had on you was too great, no matter how much you tried to fight it your body gave into him, he didn't even have to touch you, it reacted the moment he looked at you.

He placed his hands on your thighs and looked into your eyes as he slid himself in you, a moan escaped your lips as soon as he did. He gave you a moment to adjust before he began to slowly pull out and push himself in again, his eyes never leaving yours for a moment. You lent back on your elbows and let out a moan, the feeling you got every time him filled you up was euphoric.

“Touch yourself for me” he moaned. You looked up at him as your hand snaked down to your core, he bit down on his bottom lip as his eyes followed your hand. You moaned again as soon as your hand made contact, you began to rub circles around your clit in time with his thrusts. You watched him watching you and you had to admit it turned you on like crazy, the fact that he was just as helpless against you as you were against him.

“Moan for daddy” he commanded licking his lips, you did as you were told and let out a loud moan, the sound falling freely around you and you were sure someone would hear you. He quickened his pace, each thrust getting harder each time you moaned, you could tell he was beginning to lose control of himself.

“Say my name” he asked with a grunt.

“Jiyong” you said weakly but his body still reacted, his thrusts getting harder and faster, your body tingled all over at his blatant reaction to you. Everything about him turned you on, your own hand quickened, you were so close to coming.

“Jiyong” the next one fell freely and willingly of your lips, he groaned upon hearing it. His thrusts became so hard that you swore you were going to dint the bonnet of his Lamborghini.

“Come for me” he grunted as he lifted your legs up, the change in position allowing him to go deeper into you and hit all the right spots. “Scream my name when you come”

“Ji...yong” you called with a gasp, he was so deep in you it drove you crazy. You sped up your hand as you felt your hairs stand on their ends and tingle at your skin, your high was approaching.

“Jiyong” you screamed as you crashed over the edge and came, your hips trying to buck but were restricted from the position he had you in.

“That's it baby..... Let it all out” he strained, you looked up, still moaning and panting loudly, sweat was dripping down his forehead and his face flushed red, indicating he was close himself. You removed your hand from your clit and placed it back on the bonnet as you pushed yourself up, your knees were at your sides, you grabbed him by the front of his shirt and pulled him forward crashing your lips against his. He grunted in your mouth, his hips jerked uncontrollably as he finally came inside you. The both of you were stuck in that position, still kissing long after you were done. He eventually gently let your legs down and pulled away from the kiss but his now soft cock was still inside you.

“This is wrong” you said softly as you gazed into his eyes, his hand came up to cup your face.

“But it feels so right” he replied as his thumb stroked your cheek.

“I know” you said as you placed your head in the crook of his neck, letting out a loud sigh as you did.

You had to prepare yourself before walking back inside Seung hyun's villa, a million scenarios ran through your mind about what might happen when you got inside. You took a deep breath and looked at Jiyong as he opened the door, you bit your bottom lip as you took one last look in his eyes before stepping inside.

“Hey, what took you guys so long?” Seung hyun asked as he got up out of his seat to greet you, he had sobered up a little from the lack of alcohol.

“Ahhh.... we...”

“A fan recognised my car and then a crowd formed around it, we had to go to a different bottle shop” Jiyong said in an annoyed tone as he saved you from your poor attempt to think on your feet.

“Ah you got my favourite, thanks jagi” Seung hyun said with a smile as he placed a kiss on your lips, his brow was furrowed when he pulled away. “You smell like Jiyong”

“Oh” you replied with a nervous giggle. “His cologne was in the car and I like it so I sprayed some on myself”

“A weird choice but ok” he said with a chuckle as he opened one of the bottles. “You want a glass jagi?”

“Ah no thanks, I'm going to take a shower, I need to scrub the day off me” you said as you glanced over at Jiyong who was now sitting with the others his eyes seemed solemn as he stared back at you.

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[TRANS] Singles May 2017 Taecyeon Article

If you head north from the centre of the Cuban capital, Havana, you’ll reach a beach. It’s Malecon, called the blue heart of Havana. This place showcases the current Cuba the best. In between buildings that remind you of Europe, and especially Spain, stand old cars painted in pastel colours, and on the other side of the breakwater tall hotel buildings are rising.

“This is Cuba, over there’s a tourist attraction, and if you cross the sea, you’ll get to the United States, right?” Taecyeon says taking a look around as he walks down a coastal road spreading along the seaside. “It’s a place where time runs slowly. You could say the time has stopped here.”

However, his time is running fast relentlessly. He appears in dramas, movies, and of course, variety shows; and he stands on stage at 2PM concerts. In fact, he shot two dramas and one movie last year. “The House of the Disappeared,” which was released recently, was filmed in the midst of his busy schedule last year.

“The beginning was senior Kim Yunjin who starred in the movie together with me. The structure of a film she chooses is strong. After all, they say you watch Kim Yunjin because you trust her. I’ve always been her fan, so the moment we received the offer, I thought I had to do it.”

Actually, he chooses films and dramas quite carefully. He reads a scenario several times and substitutes himself with all sorts of characters.

“I thought “as expected” as I received the script and read it. I had a great time reading it. I was concerned that I would have to play a priest who had a rather heavy feeling to him, as opposed to my usual character, but I got confident as I talked with the director Lim Daewoong.”

His choice was right. The acting performance in The House of the Disappeared, and of course the film itself, drew praise even before the premiere. Just as he thought. Of course, he learned a lot as he worked with Kim Yunjin.

“Her concentration on acting is amazing. We would talk leisurely before the shooting about this and that, but once the camera starts rolling she turns into another person. I also got a lot of advice. What I should pay attention to depending on the flow of the movie, what details should change in the middle of acting, and so on. I also listened to a lot of stories about life behind camera.”

Taecyeon also says that Kim Yunjin recommended him to venture into the Hollywood market. But there is another mountain he has to climb right now. It’s the military service.

“The enlistment date hasn’t been decided yet. So it is rather hard to plan other filming or music activities. But I don’t regret my decision to enlist. I’m a bit baffled that the public is so interested in this obvious decision.”

However, he isn’t aimlessly waiting for the enlistment date. It seems that he will be busy until the very last day when he leaves for the training grounds. Ok Taecyeon has announced about new drama plans just recently.

“It’s a lot better to be busy,” Ok Taecyeon says laughing. He’s not used to resting. He says he hasn’t had a chance to rest for a long while ever since his debut with 2PM. Even if he has 3 days off, on the last day he goes through conflicting emotions thinking “I must enjoy the last minutes of my rest,” but then again he feels like “Ah, I want to work ASAP,” and it was the same in Cuba. Even as he was walking down the coastal road in Malecon, he kept on thinking about his next activities after the movie premiere.

“When I have a day off, I usually spend it at home. You know, if you stay at home all the time, you get itchy. If that happens, I take the car and drive to Eurwangni in Incheon or Wolmi Island.”

It’s not because he would be a workaholic. On the contrary, he has a free working style.

“Up until quite recently, I used to think there was a goal out there, and for starters, just run! To the point I wasn’t aware of what was happening next to me. Now I am a lot more flexible. It’s because I realised you can’t reach your goals immediately just because you hurry towards them. I just think “That goal is quite far. I can just go towards it slowly enjoying the process.”

It seems that while he is a realist, at the same time he is also dreaming of something really big, something that others cannot imagine.

Ok Taecyeon does not say that it is burdensome to stand in front of the camera alone and act without other 2PM members.

“I feel strong responsibility for acting, where you have to solve everything yourself. But I don’t consider it a burden. The responsibility you feel whenever you work on something makes you think that you want to do better than before. I try to think of the positive sides first. After all, the spotlight that comes through acting is solely mine (laughs). You could say there’s a thrill of walking a tightrope there.”

When you speak with him, you realise he has a special talent of finding hidden realities. And you get to think that perhaps it was the thing that created the “Ok-bingu” character that is full of awkward charm. What’s more, he even says this:

“My friends from high school don’t think I’m a celebrity. And it’s not because we’re friends. It’s because I’m easy-going and it’s not that hard to prank me.”

It seems he would have the same tendencies in his love life, too. Another person charms him when he notices in them something he couldn’t find in himself.

“It’s important to understand each other well and have similar preferences, but I do find it charming, when the other person has something I don’t. For example, a flexible body. I am extremely stiff. It’s like, mismatch within the harmony (laughs)?”

He says that he’s been making a list of his ideal types and the qualities of his future spouse for a very long time.

“I’m not just looking for the opposites. In order to understand each other well, you have to have some similarities, too. Lately, I’ve added “not picky with food” to the list. I think we could be happy together if my other half could enjoy food with me, as I love to eat.”

I asked for the number of that requirement on the list.

“Number 8. I write down just trivial things, nothing great or important (laughs).”

Ok Taecyeon will probably need to make a new list, too. They say that soldiers are writing down lists of food they want to eat on their vacation. It doesn’t seem like he’s going to be an exception.

“I think that I will be able to meet all sorts of people during the 2 years of military service, so I’m definitely looking forward to that. Seniors are telling me that my expressiveness in acting will have changed a lot by the time I’ll get discharged. And they say it’ll be the same for composing and singing. So I have big expectations regarding that. I’m also very curious as to how I’m going to change within the two years.”

Also, how will Cuba, Havana, Malecon change in two years? Taecyeon smiles instead of giving an answer.

“I think I will remember this place every time I’ll read a Hemingway novel. Havana is still quiet. You can feel peace and relief even at famous places. The same applies to the restaurant where Hemingway supposedly wrote his novels while looking out into the sea. So I wish that, just like now, here the time would continue running slow.”

He turns to look at the sea and takes a sip of his mojito.

“Ah, but this really tastes bad. Is this what the original tastes like? My own mojitos would taste better! (laughs)”

Once again, Taecyeon breaks into the Ok Bingu laugh, or should we say the Cuba laugh? In his smile, you can still feel purity that hasn’t been affected by time. Just like Cuba itself.

Scans: Baque

Original photos: TUPIEMALWAYS

Kor-Eng: Egle0702

[tocaira]

The magic of a kiss

Hello Bingu,

That’s one of the many names I have given you :D If you don’t like it, I am sorry. Anyway, today we are going to talk about something very beautiful - a kiss. I have always believed that kisses are magical and they make you very happy. I keep asking papa to give me some but he’s a kanjoos and doesn’t give me too many. 

Today afternoon, I was struggling with a repair situation at home and we had to go to a neighbour’s flat for solving that problem. I took you with me because you love going up and down in the lift. Specially in the glass lift. And I also love to hear ‘taat tooo’ in your sweeter than sugar voice. What’s that sound? Our lift announces the floor number whenever it stops ‘fourth floor’, ‘ground floor’ and you repeat after that voice in the same tone and say ‘taat tooo’. Coming back to the neighbour’s house, I was talking to the aunty there and you turned my face towards yourself and gave me a kiss. It took a moment to realise what you did and when I finally realised, I was so happy. 

All these days, when we said “Aarin paari kar de”, you put your cheek on mine or you put your cheek forward to take a kiss from me. But today, you actually kissed my cheek. Not once but many times. And I couldn’t have been happier. Thank you so much for making my day. Now I know why they say toddler kisses are precious. 

I’ll wait for more kissees. Don’t be a kanjoos like your papa :)

Lots of love and kisses, goodnight betu.

Mumma