#we are the cannibalism twins fr

[ariapmdeol]

hello! can you expand on what you mean by "pro cannibalism"? I know it seems obvious but I struggle sometimes, so I wanna make sure I understand what you mean

it's because i love cannibalism 🫶 it's my birthday i think i should get a little human flesh as a treat

more seriously: it's a joke referencing a previous anon who called me a 'pro cannibalism individual'. I thought it was funny so i embraced the title SADKJLJDLASK

the more detailed context is I like a lot of media with cannibalism in it, and make a lot of jokes about it! i am The Cannibalism Mutual ^_^

I think it's peak romance 💖 Peak symbolism 💖 incredibly funny 💖 a delightful little snack 💖 fellas is it gay as a man to eat another man (yes) 💖 i love eating human flesh 💖 this is yaoiyuri. to me 💖

[babiebom]

Would I Give Them Head(dbd edition)

A/N:I did a Stardew valley version and thought that it would be cool/funny if i did it for all of the things I write for! Again this is only for the males! And it's just for fun! Both killers and survivors

Tw:sexual content,cursing

Genre:headcanons? Shitpost.

Wc: 2+ for each character!

The Mastermind/Albert Wesker

Only in a hate sex situation

I severely dislike this man

I do not care that he is blonde and British I HATE him:(

The Dredge

Absolutely not wtf

I don't wanna hear tortured screams thanks

The Blight/Talbot Grimes

No

I do not enjoy his drippy face

It's icky

The Ghostface/Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson

Yes

I think we have already established that I'm a Ghostface girlie

Would give him the best sloppy toppy I could

Is allowed to kill me after I do not mind

The Doctor/ Herman Carter

Not unless I had to

His face scares me and I hate his laugh

I would also dislike him as a person

The Clown/ Jeffrey Hawk

No

And when I say thia I mean all the disrespect

But i hate this stupid clown

He makes me want to be violent

The Trapper/Evan Macmillan

I feel like he doesn't wash himself properly

So no

Probably is filthy

The Wraith/Phillip Ojomo

Not my favorite but due to his backstory I feel bad for him

So maybe a friendly handjob

The Hillbilly/Max Thompson Jr

I say this with NO disrespect

But he does not bathe

And while I love him I am not putting that anywhere near my mouth

Will give him a handjob tho

The Oni/Kazan Yamaoka

Yeah sure

He is large and in charge

Also has to be clean? I think he might be clean

The Nightmare/Freddy Kreuger

No

I would however like to punch the side of his head so hard it caves in

He deserves to have it cut off

The Twins/Victor Deshayes

No

This is a child

The Cenobite/Elliot Spencer

The chains are kinda kinky

So yeah

Also him tummy out and I think its cute

The Nemesis

No

Stinky dead man

His tentacle things make you sick he needs to stay away from me

The Executioner/Pyramid Head

YES

he is one that is allowed to be dirty

He is so attractive and he doesn't even have a face

He just walks around with that big ass sword knife thing and his hips amd im sold

I'm down bad

The Legion/Frank

Probably not

Isn't he like 18?

Too young for me

The Legion/Joey

Again too young for me

So no

Like im sorry but they're literally described as teens

The Cannibal/Bubba Sawyer

Like Maxie

Its not that i hate him its that he's stinky

So handjob it is

The Knight/Tarhos Kovács

For the following i think they're all stinky

BUT Tarhos is different

Simply because I do like the Knight x Princess trope and I would like to be the princess

So I guess yes

The Carnifex/Sander Rault

No

Hate him

Wanna smash a pallet on his bead

The Assassin/Durkos Malecek

No

Stupid man

Always is mean so NO

I will scream if he appears one more time

The Jailer/Alejandro Santiago

Maybe a handjob because I like his name

Its very cute

The Shape/Michael Myers

Unfortunately yes

Though I do hate the man because he literally instakills me

I cannot deny that I am attracted to him

The Deathslinger/Caleb Quinn

No

Peepaw does not get his Dick sucked by me sorry

He needs to be in a nursing home and have his shooting license revoked

The Trickster/Jiwoon Hak

Yes

Very attractive but also very annoying

The one killer I main

I would give him one the punch him immediately

The Demogorgon

This is bestiality

So no

Doggie does not get head from me

Does get head rubs tho

Maybe some belly rubs

The Singularity

I have no idea who this is where did it even come from

Is this a man or woman someone tell me

Also while I am a robot fucker I would have to say no

Jake Park

Yes

I had an immediate crush on him

He is also a loner type so yes

Absolute hawtie

Dwight Fairfield

Yes

Sweet sweet boy probably needs one

Would be so thankful that I HAVE to

Leon Kennedy

YES

is this even a question fr?

Sexy sexy man

Only cop I will get on my knees for

David Tapp

No

Reminds me of family members

William "Bill" Overbeck

Naur eema

Maybe a handjob because why not i like his get up one time free perk

David King

No

Gives off bestie vibes

Would give handjob tho

Steve Harrington

Okay don't kill me

But I have never watched the tinger strangs

Aren't they in middle or high school

Absolutely not

Carlos Oliveira

I like his name it makes him seem attractive

So yes

Ace Visconti

NO

Have a love hate relationship with this man

Will not have any part of me close to him in that way at all

Quentin Smith

An adult?

I think?

I have also never seen this movie I am so confused

Yes if adult no if younger than 21

Adam Francis

Ummmmm

Sure I guess

I think it would be okay?

Jeff Johansen

He looks stinky but idk

I would give him a handjob

He seems cool and mysterious

Ash Williams

NO

I do not find him attractive at all

I kinda dislike his face

Jonah Vasquez

No

He just seems stinky

Yoichi Asakawa

YES

I had a big crush on him when I first played the game

Will get on my KNEEES FOR HIM

WILL GET SACRIFICED FOR HIM

Felix Richter

Yuh

Gives off sugar daddy vibes

Vittorio Toscano

Yuhhhhh

Also gives off sugar daddy vibes

Why is be so attractive is it the hair?

Jonathan Byers

Again i have not watched the show

Are they not all teens?

I am so confused

No

[littlewitchlilith]

New HOTD trailer, Here are my thoughts

1st. Daemon entering the throne room gives me Daenerys season 2 vision in the throne room for some weird reason.

2nd. CREGAN STARK CRUMBS, also Jace had a serious glow up. Also I really Hope we see Cregan use the ancient valyrian steel sword of stark Ice.

3rd. I find it interesting how nearly all Alicent's scenes in the trailers has her in serene areas or places of nature, maybe its just me but I seems like she's trying to hold on to the little girl she once was, she's trying to hold on to her former friendship with Rhaenyra. She's shown wearing a blue dress which gives me young Alicent.

4rth. I can't wait to see more Rhaenys and Nyra moments.

5th. I like the slight changes they are making with Aegon and Rhaenyra. They both seem more involved with the war and are clearly taking part in it. I like how they are making Aegon have more personality. Personally I always thought show Aegon was more observant

6th, I want to see Daemon and Rhaenys relationship. I want to see the relationship of all the Targaryens. Aemond and Aegon, Jace and Daemon, the twins. I literally can't wait to see how the war will affect their relationships.

7th DRAGONSSSSS. Also I was so confused when I saw Vermithor. I thought he was the cannibal because he didn't look like that in s1 in my opinion. Also Sunfyre and Moondancer my babies can't wait to see more dragons. Literally the real reason I started watching the show fr.

8th Otto saying that the great houses will support Aegon is so funny to me because most of them called in support of Rhaenyra.

9th. Daemon just being all "this is fun and games" about war in the trailer is interesting because we know Daemon lives in chaos and violence and I like how adaptable he is. Like he can live in war or in peace and still find enjoyment in life or have moments to have little laughs. I really hope we do get some happy or peaceful scenes in s2 despite the war going on. The good moments in these dark times kind of thing.

10th Can't wait to see the Velaryon fleet in action. I want to see Corlys taking command. After all he's known as the greatest seafarer. I want to see it in action not just hear it from other characters, also I can't wait for Corlys arc in the show, his relationship with Rhaenys, his grandchildren, Adam and Alyn how the show is going to play that out.

11th Is it just me or did they make the dragons bigger this season because Caraxes looks huge. In the "leader strong enough scene" I was like who's that until Caraxes moved and I was like NOODLE BOI but he just looked so much bigger than in Season 1, Sunfyre and Meleys and Vermithor also appear so much bigger than before, like we only see Sunfyre for a second but he seemed small, also Syrax and Seasmoke as well look like got growth spurts or something in the last trailers.

11th. It's sad that Rhaenyra has to ask Daemon if he sees her as the rightful ruler and I give me whiplash to when she asked Criston Cole if he believed the real would ever accept her as queen. I believe he said they will have to and it makes me curious to see what Daemon's response to her question is, because we know that Daemon did want the throne but he does still love his family and show Daemon is a lot less worse than book Daemon especially in regards to Rhaenyra but like his face when she asks him that question it seems to me like he's conflicted or even hesitant to answer her and I genuinely wonder why.

12th. Aemond. I'm curious what they are going to do with Aemond this season, He seems to be enjoying the war as a whole which makes sense given the fact that season gives subtle hints that he wants a more worthy opponent to fight than Criston Cole and he sees that with Daemon, like he seems a bit like his book version but I feel it's a facade he's putting on because he knows he's very much responsible for war for the pain and suffering his family is currently going through, he knocked over the dominos that Alicent and Otto set up. I think this facade will be his way of coping with that guilt, he's branded a kinslayer now and he's accepting it in his own way. I think his relationship with Alicent will come to light more, the two were close in the last season but the trailer hints that they've clearly become estranged, I feel like Alicent despite how angry she is at Aemond want to continue to cling to him and it's one of the reasons she wants the war to end not just her former friendship with Rhaenyra but because she doesn't want her children to die in what she deems a senseless war. Aemond however want to continue to fight he wants the chaos so him calling Alicent by her name instead of mother is interesting almost like he's trying to distance himself from her and evolve as his own person because it does seem like Alicent see's him as a mini version of herself, their does seem to be something parentification on her part towards him and I think he's slowly catching on to that. Idk like theirs so many opinions and ideas going on in my head regarding Aemond.

13th showings Aegon and Rhaenyra in grief at the same time is interesting to me because regarding of wether or not you support one or the other, they have so much in common. Take out every awful thing Aegon has done and everything he will do, they really aren't that different. Both grew up ignored and neglected by Viserys, young Rhaenyra points out that all Viserys wanted as she was growing up was a son, a male heir. When he gets Aegon his son, his male heir he blatantly ignores and neglects him and his siblings in favor of Rhaenyra. Both their mothers go through tremendous amounts of pain and suffering that they both have to be a witness or even aware of and it's seen as all for nothing, both lose everything during the war that everyone says is rightfully theirs, like we know for Aegon it wasn't true but tradition isn't something that is easy to break even now in our times we have our traditions and if someone comes in and tries to change them be react defensively. I don't support Aegon and I don't see him as the rightful king but he is an heir wether we like it or not, he's more the heir than Daemon or even Rhaenys is, personality has nothing to do with it if that was the case than Maegor wouldn't have been considered an heir either. Both Rhaenyra and Aegon are basically one in the same.

14th mysaria herself is someone who intrigues me I'm curious of what her role will be this season because we know she helped put Aegon on the throne last season by handing Aegon over but she does have a former relationship with Daemon.

15th "War is coming and neither of us may win" is such foreshadowing because regarding of wether you are team black or team green no one really wins because yes Rhaenyra's line does continue the Targaryen line but she goes down in history as a usurper despite her being the named heir by the king and while Aegon lives longer than Rhaenyra, he's still killed shortly after by his own men and is succeeded by Rhaenyra's son. Still both lose everything by the time of their deaths and are half the shells of the people they once were.

[sec0nd-breakfast]

gun in her damp throat

better than your dick could ever uphold

sacrifices lambs for her breast tattered nebulae

girl metal sensible enough

mish mash, all word, never the rough

poetic ensembles rever the rush

tear the petals off of her

saintly sepals off of her

tear the dresser off of her

grimey nymphet trajectory

rope blaze mound of kill-girl dump

ten triggers loaded from one single word

her thighs explode on your druggie neck

gore and girls is all I fret

senseless pinheads moulded from the mourner of her incestuous son

feather head, billowing mess, forever angel wing cannibal

we hand kink trenders serve you liquor all naked

tear the petals off of her

saintly sepals off of her

tear the dresser off of her

grimey nymphet trajectory

dread and dime, all the time

it's all the same

burrowed in my visage, you're cowardly

spread your legs, little girl

spread your rot all over his world

be his black, black hole! slave up all his darkness, twin girls

show your cunt-deprived daddy the world

tear the petals off of her

saintly sepals off of her

tear the dresser off of her

grimey nymphet trajectory of hazy babes in toyland sunshine

___

I have the best song playing rn like heaven fr

that's gonna be a banger on our album

[death-in-a-handbasket]

Beside Ayatsuji, who is other men you wish to impregnate

now personally I’m not doing the impregnating, I’m afraid you’ll have to contact the cunt council about that one lmao 🌚

but being on the receiving end of that? oh goodness me 🤭

Fyodor? Fyodor <3

that man is so intentional and loving when he goes to breed a bitch, I feel like seeing his partner with a baby bump would activate his inner perv and his domestic side simultaneously, I am completely average about men (lie)

also Dazai? that man would probably babytrap a bitch but ngl I’d let him do it to me huhuhu ESPECIALLY like pm/beast Dazai I’m so sorry I like my men absolutely screwed up

NIKOLAI <33 WAUGH, THAT MAN IS FUCKIKG HUGE. he could fold me in half like a lawn chair bro, my size kink is gonna leave me with bruised lungs at some point but I’d let him do it to me, he is doing shit with his ability that people have only dreamt of he is doing positions that would scare god. he will give you twins fr fr

Now hear me out here. Akutagawa. rashomon bondage. three hours and a bottle of lube. I beg. I’m so normal right now. I’m on a 9 hour long ride in this damn vehicle and I’m going to thirst for this half dead man like there’s no tomorrow

anyways muah muah breeding and preg kinks I love that shit fr also can we have a moment of love for the monsterfucker aspects <3 god bless

egg ❤️ surprise to everyone who thought the weird ended at cannibalism I have been having medical kink preg thoughts since I was 11 I came into this world a kinky bastard and by god I’ll exit the world one too

[asbestieos]

Riley please tell me more your shuffle units are soooo cool please diner shuffle unit?

weheee hello anon 👋👋👋 im in the tdeep throes of what i can only call Mysterious Stress Sickness (not made better by wee bit of sleep med ovrdose (not deadly) (but very sleepy) (coping ny watching mukbang videos)))sl bear with me if im ramblynor nonsensical,

shuffle highly dependent on vintage American diner aesthetic, maybe conbined with Japanese karaoke becos it sounds fun 👍 om mostly thibking of mv setting fewturing retro furniture and silly jukebox karaoke. shuffle’s reason for being a thing maybe becos a karaoke bar franchise wants promo for a pop-up karaoke place and gets ES in on it or something

for shuffle memvers. yuzuru souma leo hahime and then uhhhh fuckin hinata . hinata acenter with souma second 5* maybes. theres really n o particualr reaosn why these five i think i just want to see them rollerskating (or girlfailing at rollerskating). i read somewher eonce or maybe made it up in my head that hinata used to work in a restaurant so i think itd be a silly throwbac for him and hajime is probably used to doing oddjobs!! yhe story woith theshuffle would be like something something customer service jobs hurt + brings up painful memories. maybe a little flavor of aoi twins pain with hinata reflecting on their current relationship. souma sympathetizing bcos hes a little little bit like hinata like a teeeeny bit. its about the sibling self sacrificing. souma hasnt had much chance to self sacrifice but he Is an older brother and i want to think hes just like me fr and acted as a buffer for his younge rbrothers sake? hinata has been basically cannibalizing himself his whooole life for yuta. actually leo is also perfect dor this as older brother to ruka + hajime has like a bajillion younger shblongs, maybe the story is something something its hard to be an okder sibling we have to balance Not Killing Ourselves with caring for baby. Yuzuru Is Also Here )i do not know how he factors in)

so abuwau for shuffle outfit desifn something simple? classic bkntage waitress dress? excuse how crunchy this is i ha dto draw on m phone do you know how hard it is to drawign with finger whennyou are ultra skeepy and have the muscle strength of a newborn 💔　ティでcouldべfuck me sorry wrong keyboqrd this could be cuter but im too tired to com up with a better design whaugh. tldr blend+ but its set at a retro-themed karaoke bar . like kinda like nightclub + blend+ + American Vintage:tm: thank you for enduring my nonsense ranbjing ♡ my head hirts 👍