#dbd shitpost

[galoguac-but-tiny]

Shitpost i made for my steam pfp

[gryphongull]

The number of scarily accurate textpost memes you can make with these mfs is insane

[nosferatu-del-fanart]

[dat-is-i]

i saw this meme yesterday at 3am and i knew what i had to do

[greenvampiregirl]

The trapper when he got in the entity's realm: fuck the entity! i need to get out of this place as fast as i can.

William afton when he got in the entity's realm:

[theres-a-body-here]

Sable: "When meeting new people remember to keep it light and casual. Use our conversation starters if you get in trouble"

(Y/N), nodding along: "Light and casual, got it"

~~~~

(Y/N), throwing themselves at the Killer's feet: "I LOVE SWEATY, EVIL, AND VIOLENT MEN, PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!"

Screams and yells echo through the realm as the killer frantically attempts to shake off (Y/N) from their thighs

~~~~

Sable, panicking and holding her head: "He's pulling the freak-off card THIS EARLY?"

Mikaela, looking through binoculars: "If he u-turns the topic back to the Mori Rework we might clutch this"

[dweetwise]

Haven't made my yearly dbd shitpost yet so here you go

Template under the cut!

[insertcreativenamehereplease]

Made these a while ago. Feel free to use. (SHIT I FORGOT TO COLOUR THEIR EYESSSS-)

[gladoswantscake]

bro thinks he's part of the fazgang 😭

[daddy-deathslinger]

Ok so how do you think Oni, Ghostface, and the Knight along with his crew react to their s/o being turned tiny in the my little oni event? For like a solid week the Entity turned some of the survivors small

The “My little Oni” event was so random, but I loved it! Here’s some HC’s for ya!

The Oni with a tiny s/o

Kazan has always thought that the larger and more intimidating you are, the stronger you are. And he values strength above all else.

So when he one match finds that you have shrunk in size, quite a lot to say the least, he is very conflicted. 

You’re still you, but now you’re… weak? Defenseless? 

But he soon finds that strength has nothing to do with size.

You evade him so easily now, you’re impossible to catch and you seem to be everywhere in a matter of seconds!

For the first time, he is at a disadvantage while consumed by Blood Fury, not finding you anywhere while sprinting around.

You’re so stealthy, but you never rub it in his face when you win a chase or escape unharmed. You’re gracious like that.

And that, Kazan thinks to himself, is strength. 

He admires tiny you more than he thought he would.

Ghostface with a tiny s/o

Danny just straight up laughs his ass off when he sees you.

Before you can even start complaining, he scoops you up in his hands.

You can trust that he’s gonna go around the match, showing you things from “his perspective”, just like that one meme you’ve shown him once.

Note to self: Do not show memes to Danny.

The Knight with a tiny s/o

When Tarhos and his men find out that you’ve turned extremely small, Tarhos first and foremost makes his faithful three promise not to make fun of you.

Yes, now you’re apparently small, another weird trick of the Entity, but he knows that you are still you.

On day one, he swears to protect you and guide you… through the very tall grass.

You find it a bit embarrassing, but soon you start seeing the positive with having your own squad to help you out in your tinyness.

You have Durkos to show you all the hidden places in the maps, so your stealth can increase even more.

Alejandro is well read and knows all the killers’ weaknesses, so he teaches you the deadliest insults to hurl as you run out the gates on your small legs. 

Sander teaches you all he can about combat, even though you won’t be needing much of that knowledge with your size, but you know he likes to pass on his knowledge. So you let him.

[rainewintersnow]

[idliketobeatree]

i want to grind whatever the fuck edwin and charles have in a mortar and pestle, let it simmer in hot oil for 5 minutes, then throw in some garlic and onion so anyone who'll come into my flat will go oooh smells delicious what are you cooking? and they will be subjected to dead boy detectives or. no dinner

[damnatiomemoriae4]

not dead just got a lot goin on, take a shitpost

when u catch the little shit that dropped the killer on ur head and got off scott free

aka accidental sandbag and then the killer gives the sandbagger hatch I am so sorry Yui, istg it was an accident I didn't know you were there--

[dat-is-i]

it is pride month my dudes

[mothmanssweetsucculentass]

Nothing brings me more pure unbridled joy than going “sir/ma’am you have to pay for that before you leave” and then watching a survivor’s head explode with an active reverse bear trap as they try to leave from the exit gates. Amanda wouldn’t say that shit out loud but that’s definitely what’s going through her head when that happens

[theres-a-body-here]

The DBD and the DBD fandoms fighting over the tag