#we need to stop ranting in the tags lmaooo

[baishunpuwu]

I posted 199 times in 2022

That's 199 more posts than 2021!

71 posts created (36%)

128 posts reblogged (64%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@orphiiiic

@sabyy701

@mintmochii

@spaceybastard

@y2kprincessx

I tagged 64 of my posts in 2022

#our life beginnings & always - 21 posts

#cove holden - 16 posts

#shitpost - 13 posts

#i dont know - 6 posts

#yass slayy - 6 posts

#rant - 5 posts

#our life - 4 posts

#ow my tummy - 3 posts

#cove my beloved - 3 posts

#im still hyped to see my friends - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 108 characters

#like do i seriously have to jump thru all these hoops to make sure my insides stop trying yo become outsides

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

we should get together and form the Church of Cove, hereafter refered to as CoC

we will congregate on our shared love and devotion towards cove holden. we will forfeit all mortal possessions to cove.

68 notes - Posted May 22, 2022

#4

cove hc i think hed be absolute trash at making memes but theyd be so terrible that they accidentally end up being really funny every time but never in the way cove intended them to be

88 notes - Posted August 3, 2022

#3

Cove Holden Headcanons that I Made Up

hed get into flower crowns, like REALLY into flower crowns one day after seeing mc making them one time, so he learns how to make them and will want to make matching flower crowns for mc and himself whenever the opportunity comes up

if the mc owns sundresses cove would ask if he can wear them sometimes. it takes some getting used to but he ultimately really enjoys the fit of sundresses and how soft and flowy the fabric is. hed jump and twirl around a lot just to watch the fabric move with him

hed try high heels to go along with the sundress(es) exactly one time before deciding that theyre too awkward and uncomfortable and make hin feel too much like a baby giraffe. after that hed just wear like a cute sandal or something

he wouldnt have a large social media presence probably, just messenger and instagram and thats it for the most part

hed would however have a lifestyle type blog where he posts about swimming and surfing and all his other hobbies and things like that and i think thatd end up accidentally doing really well. if he dates mc hed probably post a couple (hundred) entries on his blog all about how much he loves them

hed be reallly good at taking pictures. like INSANELY good. itd prolly be the main reason why his blog would do so well. people would suggest he becomes a photographer but thats not rlly something he wants to do as a job

that being said he is HOPELESS at taking selfies. EVERY single one of his selfies is at your average dad selfie angle and he looks like this every time

hed make a frienship bracelet for all of his closest friends (including mc of course) featuring his and their favorite colors

hed have a matching phone lock and home screen with mc. yanno like one of those where its 1 picture when you line the phones up next to each other

hed use some emojis but never in the expected or popular way someone would use emojis, hed just kind of assign his own meanings to the emojis he uses the most based on vibes. anyone who isnt close to cove would need to ask mc or his family or his closest friends for the unofficial cove emoji thesaurus

111 notes - Posted August 22, 2022

#2

my twt moot lmaooo 😭 (all of these are public twitters so im not censoring)

117 notes - Posted June 4, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

they need to make cove holden as a our life merch

not like a plush or a body pillow or anything like that i want to be able to spend money to have a whole ass 6'4 adult man with wavy eyebrows and green hair delivered straight to my door

137 notes - Posted May 13, 2022

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[shoutingdeku]

Tag game

Rules: Tag nine people you want to get to know better. I was tagged by the lovely @annalyticall !!!! very kind of you!!!! 10/10 would team up with you on the squid game!!! 

Favorite color: deep green

Currently reading: lmao ok listen whoever judges me your mom’s a hoe!! but i’m currently “reading” (aka it’s halfway through and i know exactly where I stopped but i don’t have the mental capacity to read shit rn) The Thursday Murder Club (whack but fun), Triste fim de policarpo quaresma (fun but whack), Copia (why do i always end up reading poetry when i should know better?), Dune (PERFECT!!!!!!), Silmarillion (fuck me uppp uncle tolkien) and another one that is non-fiction and hella boring (cool actually) about state strategy. I been reading fics instead of finishing these tho lmao and emails fml

Last song: currently listening to Looking too closely - Fink because Ems @emmigmawrites is single handedly changing my music taste with all her recs lmao it’s a perfect listen and it’s one of my inspo for one of my fics

Last Series: was watching MHA yesterday, but i just rewatched Derry girls MY LOVELY LADIES

Last Movie: i’m in the middle of His House and i need to grow a pair of balls before i finish this i’m too much of a scared coward to finish it now lmao

Sweet, savory, or spicy: all 3!!!!!!!!!!!!! but mostly sweet, i got a sweet tooth that i s2g

Currently working on: i’m literally on my working hours lmao so in a huge ass excel file BUT since we talking fics, i’m currently working on a college au (just finished betaing the first chapter!! thank u ems for your comments and hard work as always!!!!!), a rockstar au, the 30 days challenge (lmaoooo 30 days yeah right), a hella nsfw fic that i honest to god don’t know if i’ll have the courage to post, aaaaaaaaaaaaand the other wips i ain’t even looking at them rn so these are about it lmaooo if yall curious about it hit me up i love talking about my fics and poor ems is probably tired from my rants already

ems my darling @emmigmawrites  come and do this!!! sheesh i don’t know enough people here lmao would love to know about y’all!! and if you see this and wanna do it, consider this my @ing you!!!! it’s free real state, babes!! also @loganelfreeces take a look and see if u wanna!! @fandomsbusiness  @captainsmileyfacej @hand-crushing-crusher @summertodoroki  yall are hella cool!!!! come join!!! also @ging-ler and @camgirlkaminari cuz i love your blogss and your kaminari enthusiam @broccoliboix5peepeeman cuz your blog is hella cool babeyyy 

[dreamescapeswriting]

BTS Reaction || They Find My Blog [Request]

A/N: I struggled with this one lmao, had to go to my friend @yoongisdumplingcheeks for help so most of the opinions on it are hers and not mine because if they were mine it would be the boys judging it harshly and telling me how bad I am lmaooo, you know….all the things I already think and YES Yoongi’s is a shameless plug to my own fic ;)

Seokjin:

You were scrolling through Tumblr like you normally would on a night time but Jin was laying beside you and watching you, you hadn't noticed until you were reading through a reaction post by DreamEscapesWriting,

"I would never react like that," He scoffed, your eyes widened as you turned around to see him, coming face to face with him as he took the phone from your hand and continued to scroll through the countless of items in her master list.

"I didn't know you read fanfictions," He mumbled as he found a post to read through, choosing one of the fics where he was the star of the show alongside Jungkook, you watched as his facial expression changed while reading through it all. You knew the fic well since it was one of your favourites, one of the fewer fluffy fics on her account when the rest of them were all angsty and sent your heart into breaking mode.

"What do you-"

"Shh, I'm not finished yet!" He yelled making you giggle at him as he continued to read through the fanfiction before locking the phone in silence and going onto his own,

"What are you doing?" You laughed as he went onto the app store and started downloading Tumblr,

"How often does she post?"

"They're not all about you." He stared at you from across the bed and then back down at his phone continuing to make an account, in reality, it boosted his ego a little too much and you were going to have to deal with him talking about how much she was writing about him and how he was never going to let it go now he knew it existed.

Yoongi:

Yoongi was looking through the internet for reactions to Daechwita, he always loved knowing what fans thought and he loved watching the reactions to them on Youtube but when he was using Naver he found a Tumblr account with a post called 'The Kingdom of Joseon' and he began reading through it, stopping and starting whenever he was confused by a word since it was in English.

"What are you reading?" You asked when you walked into the living room to see him hanging close to his phone, you figured he was working on lyrics but what he said next shocked you.

"Reading this story called The Kingdom of Joseon." Your eyes widened as you knew the story like the back of your hand since you'd read it multiple times,

"What?!" Your voice cracked when you tried to play it cool but he hadn't noticed, he was almost finished with it and he was gripped to the storyline.

"It fits in so well with the music video how did she-" You laughed at him as he finished it and was left wanting more from it, you sat beside him on the sofa and smiled as he went through her account to find out more about the person creating the content that had him hooked from just one story.

"Have you read them?" You nodded at his question and looked over his shoulder as he found another story with his name in the title,

"A lot of them," The night was filled with you both reading through her work and talking about the similarities between things that would actually happen in life compared to the fics.

Hoseok:

When Hoseok stumbled across your laptop it was open on a webpage and you were asleep on the bed, he smiled at the sight and tucked you in kissing you on the head and going to shut the laptop down until he noticed what you had been reading, a fic about him and he was intrigued by it. He scrolled through the posts that were available and clicked on another with his name in the title and began reading through it, fluttered by the words she was writing about him and smiling to himself as he found more and more by the mysterious person behind the account. As he delved deeper into the account he found out that the "M" person was always so positive towards the people that came onto her account, doing the best to make everyone happy and to make the account a good place for people to come and stay. She was always bright and happy even when receiving hate or when people weren't exactly the nicest,

"Baby? What's wrong?" You mumbled rolling over to see Hoseok staring at your screen, you moved closer to see what he was reading and your eyes widened in fear as you realised he was reading through a fanfiction account,

"How did you find that?"

"It was up on your laptop, she's good though. Who is she?" He asked looking at you with a smile on his face and you laughed softly at him looking at the time and shaking your head,

"It's late, get some sleep." You shut the laptop closed and he whined at you wanting to read more but knowing he had to get up early,

"Goodnight Hobi." You giggled as he snuggled against your arm to get some sleep.

Namjoon:

"What are you reading that has you smiling so much?" He asked once he looked up from his book to see you on your phone, you smiled up at him and shook your head.

"Just something online," But that only made him want to know more about what it was, he moved closer to you and took a look at your phone, once he saw the name of the blog he walked away and began reading it through his own phone, going to her master list and seeing the amount of work she had, only to go to her to-do list and being shocked that she was still producing a lot of content for people to read. He began reading one based on the Zip photos that the blog created her made, once he finished them he was left shocked.

"What the-" He walked back into the room to talk to you and sat beside you,

"Who is she?!" You frowned looking at his screen and laughing,

"Don't know, did you like it?" He nodded and went into detail about what he thought about her work, explaining she needed a little help with run-on sentences and maybe a little more dialogue but other than that it was good.

"Does she get enough breaks though? It looks like she's always writing...Does she eat, or drink enough?" You began laughing as he ranted off like you did when he worked too much, you kissed his cheek softly and showed him her asks that were around her account. Where she explained her sleeping patterns and promised she was eating right to try and set his mind at ease.

"I'm always proud of the content that Army produce for us and other Army, it's sweet that you're all there for one another." He smiled laying his head on your shoulder and continuing to read through everything on the account.

(^^^ How I imagine his actual reaction)

Jimin:

It was no secret that Jimin enjoyed reading erotica so it wasn't much of a surprise when you found him reading some when you came home from work that night, but what did surprise you was the fact that it was BTS Smut your eyes almost bulged out of your head when you saw the account he was reading, one of your favourite writers. ''M'' and she had posted a new Jimin fic that you hadn't even read yet but here he was reading through it before you,

"How did you find that?!" You asked coming into the room and sitting beside him, he laughed as you stared at the screen.

"I was searching for us and I found it," You looked through the summary for the new piece of work she had let out and you wanted to curl up and read it like you always did,

"I've been reading a lot of her smut, we should try some of it." He smirked turning his attention to you as he saw you looking at the phone nervously,

"Like what?" You questioned swallowing the lump that was in your throat as he came closer to you and kissed from your jawline to your neck.

"We have a break soon, we could get a hotel room." He whispered in your ear, biting down on the lobe and making you whimper at the thought of him doing you against the window.

"You can always come and see me at the studio next week." You kissed him roughly and felt him smirk against your lips.

Taehyung:

Taehyung was just out looking for fans theories on all of the music videos again because he loved reading through what everyone thought but he didn't expect to stumble across a fanfiction account. They knew they existed they weren't stupid, they'd seen a couple of them before but never read them until now. You walked into the living room and saw him curled up with tears rolling down his face,

"Tae!?" You panicked thinking something was seriously wrong with him but as you got closer and could see what he was reading you were shocked. He was crying over a fanfiction which you had read a couple of times,

"Why can't they just be happy, why did she have to make it so sad?!" He whimpered looking up at you, you were staring at him and he smirked at you.

"There are three parts, read them all." You laughed sitting beside him as he continued to read through a fanfiction about Jungkook and Yoongi fighting over the same girl. He began crying some more as he reached the end of the first part and then continued straight onto the next one,

"Lucky, I had to wait a month for the second part." You mumbled laughing as he was gripped to his phone like a teenager, you went away to leave him in peace and to make some food for you both while he finished the three-part series.

Jungkook:

Jungkook watched as you squealed when your phone lit up, then his did and he smiled going to it and opening up the notification to see that he'd been tagged in yet another post from one of his favourite blogs. He sat down to read when he noticed that you were doing the same, he frowned going down to the tag list and looking at the names that could have possibly been you and when he saw you on the bottom he smirked following the account and then messaging you talking to you as though he was just another Army but he let out a giant laugh.

"I see you? Jungkook?!" You yelled looking up at him and he was laughing so hard he was holding his stomach,

"You're on the taglist?!" You questioned running to sit next to him and get his opinions on the account, and he told you that he'd had a fan account for years to watch what everyone was doing and saying and then he found DreamEscapesWriting and wanted to read everything she was going to post. He'd loved all of her work and was always waiting for more,

"I've loved her account since forever!" You added laying against his chest as you both read through the new King Jungkook fic she'd posted.

tagline: 

@yoongisdumplingcheeks @snowy-meowl @lynnthevirgo @jooniesdarlingdimples @kpopfanfictionhoes @lyoongx @mitzwinchester @rjsmochii @fan-ati--c @callingmyangel @rjsmochii​ @btsiguess-kpop​

[gordvendomewhore]

Do the preps have any hobbies?

hey anon!! thank you for the ask, this was pretty fun and easy to work on since i already had a pretty set idea on what the preps like to do in their spare time :))

hope you enjoy reading <3

derby:

putting down poor people.

jokes aside (god knows this isn’t a joke though), i think derby is secretly a big nerd

he probably spends a lot of time analyzing old historical literature and artwork, or even studying french (since it’s canon that he knows at least a little bit due to his voice lines)

and while those things seem all fancy and rich and cool, it’s still,,,, SUPER nerdy

and derby definitely knows this, oh of course he does

but he hides behind the prestige of it all in order to cover his ass smh

huh it’s weird how the arts used to be so heavily associated with wealthy culture AKDJSKDKD now all creative people are just gay and depressed

which,, derby fits into the categories of

he’s probably a day drinker too ❤️

bif:

bif has no personality outside of being a boxer. he is, sadly, a one trick pony.

OKAY but to not do bif any injustice, i will say that he is 100% the type of person to have a little backyard garden that is essentially his child

he’d name his plants, set up watering schedules, talk to them about his day and the latest bullshit derby has put him through, play music for them

canonically, bif would NEVER do this. but that does not change that he is the TYPE of person who would.

gord:

shopping. his hobby is shopping.

when he’s sad? shopping. happy? time for a trip to aquaberry. angry? no better way to blow off some steam than by shopping. stressed? daddy’s credit card is already out and ready.

gord probably gets bored of shopping for himself all the time so he forces the other preps to be his little dolls and dresses them up

they all hate it with a passion, but will gord ever stop?

no. the answer is no.

tad:

baking 💕💕💕💕

i know that tad baking was only mentioned in one singular voice line but GOD how did rockstar ever expect me to NOT latch onto that voice line for the rest of my life

anyway yes tad loves to bake 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

he probably hid his interest since,,, he got into baking in order not to get teased

and he 100% stopped baking after the Pitchfork Incident

but i like to think that at one point he opens up about it even if it isn’t anytime soon, or even fit for his canonical personality

i just want tad to be happy :(

also this isn’t exactly a hobby but tad is the type of person to fold laundry when he gets sad

parker:

i feel like parker would be into real soft domestic shit, like crocheting and sewing

he probably makes little sweaters for the gnomes at the harrington house

or maybe even little stuffed animals for himself

like,,, there’s no way to convince he otherwise

one year he made all the preps matching mittens and everyone wore it for the entirety of winter in order to not hurt parker’s feelings

parker is so cute i PHYSICALLY cannot handle it

chad:

chad is one of the preps who has canonical hobbies outside of boxing, so we got got some starting ground woohoo

so canonically, chad boxes and takes flute lessons, and then he used to be apart of the glee club and he used to run track

we also know that the scar on his cheek is from fencing, so yeah we can assume that he fences

(or used to fence, since i HC that chad quit after he got his scar)

look at my boy being so multitalented omg i love him

as i have said before, and will ALWAYS repeat, i think chad is a completionist

he likes to try everything at least once, and so i think he has a lot of skills and hobbies that he does on the side

he’s the type of person that gets stressed if he has too much free time LMAO he constantly needs to be doing something

justin:

justin fucking does SPORTS for FUN

he canonically boxes and swims, but he probably does,,,, other,,,,, sports,,,,,,,,

uhhh what are. sports

HAHA okay okay but he probably plays tennis, lacrosse, golf, maybe he even does archery

justin would do those rich boy type of sports, the ones that have prestige and make him seem all cool and fancy

i think that he’s is similar to chad in the sense that they both need something to keep them busy and occupied since they don’t like having too much free time

and to fill up his time, justin does a lot of hobbies that involve physical activity which is valid

bryce:

he watches a lot of movies/tv shows in his free time

he probably listens to a bunch of audio books too lmao

it’s a good way to escape reality and are all good forms of media that keep bryce entertained yet not too distracted

he canonically works at boat & yacht which is,,, a yacht club LMAOO it’s in the name, but with bryce just being a high schooler, i really doubt he’s doing any high ranking special job

so he’s probably just stuck with working the front desk or working as a server/water

(or a caddie if boat & yacht is also a country club; a caddie is someone who carries around a golfer’s clubs and sometimes they help with other things)

so he has a lot of time to watch/listen to things as he works his job!!

pinky:

she owns a blog where she trashes on people at bullworth and rants about her life

she would be totally dedicated to it LMAOOO she’s the 2000s equivalent of those dumb tea spilling accounts

oh and the 2000s equivalent of vloggers

pinky also loves doing nails and like gord, forces the preps to sit down through hours of home nail care and spa days

imagine the preps with all these colorful nail colors,,,, they said screw toxic masculinity

and that’s it!! so sorry this post is long akdjsjd im on mobile and my posts also don’t pop up in the tags if i add a cut

but yeah thanks for reading!! i tried to be a lot more lighthearted with this post, since i think i worry too much about making everything seem perfect or accurate

in the long run it’s just my interpretation of some random video game characters, so who cares whether or not it’s perfect??

reblogs are appreciated and also feel free to leave more requests woo 💕💕

[heartsoftruth]

Bruna calling out brumar and Neymar fans for being all up in their business but not calling out the media that reports on each of her social media post on Neymar??!! Lmaooo okaay 'miss I want my relationship private but shares everything on social media' 🐸☕️

Anonymous said:www(.)instagram(.)com/p/BP8tMs3gOtt/?taken-by=imperiobrumar&hl=en look at the caption

Anonymous said:Just go to all brumars page u can see But she said this bc Fans gave an Interview few weeks ago when she was in barca that they not Sleep bc they Are so addicted want to know everything

Anonymous said:Honestly im glad bruna said this about her fans because we all know well damn how crazy they are so she said it in s polite way

Anonymous said:That last anon is talking about what she said to the media in São Paulo, if you go on Instagram and type in @babadodosartistas you will find the article xxx Tbh she has no right saying they when their relationship hasn’t worked 12376543 times, so she should stop acting like its perfect when they’re most liking not going to last more that a year again.

Anonymous said:I agree with Bruna 100% though, like honestly if you’re spending everyday 24/7 obsessing over someone’s private life.. Then you really do need help. it’s not normal, keep up with your idol but live your own life more.

Ok so a little nuance. I dont feel like she was like back tf off everyone. I think that’s what she meant, but she said it kinda in a nice way… Google Translate Bruna quote: I am eternally grateful for the affection of these people, but it is a delicate matter because most of my audience is young and I do not know if I am so happy to know that there is a girl who is not sleeping to monitor my life,“ she said. Showed concern for her fans: “They are young girls who should be living their own lives, I think it’s cool to have an idol, to admire someone, especially when it’s the person’s job, but the personal life belongs to each one, See the girls all day there, I wonder if they do not study, do not date, I get worried and I try not to encourage this fanaticism. ”

READ MORE (At own risk because its half rant and im cracky and annoyed in general not bc of this so it will probably piss people off)

1. “because most of my audience is young and I do not know if I am so happy to know that there is a girl who is not sleeping to monitor my life”I can understand she thinks this is a little extra and I dont think she means it in a mean way. More concerned. 

2. "I think it’s cool to have an idol, to admire someone, especially when it’s the person’s job, but the personal life belongs to each one",Like maybe the translation is totally wrong, but how can you start complaining about a personal life when you share everything on the internet?? Like I get if you complain about people invading your privacy when your Antonella or Sofia (for example) who are very private and only share personal moments when they want too. They are people who can complain, because they make the choice to keep things very private. But how can she complain?? With all due respect, but during that Christmas holiday they had in Rio they (and other people) shared pics of them everyday. You can almost (maybe even literally) make a whole list of what they did on what day, because they OVERSHARE everything. Don’t come complaining about privacy, but post every damn detail (or have friends around you) share every detail. 

3.“See the girls all day there, I wonder if they do not study, do not date, I get worried and I try not to encourage this fanaticism”I also think she means this more concerned instead of mean. But it still has me like ?????

She could have kept it at statement 1 tbh. Or only 3 and no 1. 

I try not to encourage it??? Then for who are you posing and posting selfies, videos etc??? If you want you fam and friends to see it send it via Whatsapp or whatever private social media thing she has… BruMar have been going insane over ever detail when they weren’t even together; she (and also Neymar btw but he’s not ‘complaining’ so I won’t rant about him haha) know EXACTLY what will happen when she posts a selfie or kiss video or whatever. I know what will happen in the Brumar tag after such a vid or photo, YOU know it, WE ALL know what will happen and sure as hell SHE knows it too. 

People have a phone with them 24/7. You look at Instagram she a instastory and post about it. Maybe hours later, maybe you see it asap, maybe you have a notification for Ney or Bruna: like what;s the problem?? People can multitask. Have a social life, study and a love life Bruna. 

AND BESIDESSSSS (I had a long day, I’m cranky affffff and annoyed hence why this long af rant)

Do you see WORLD WIDE celebs like (sorry again him) Justin complain about his Beliebers losing sleep over him? Or 1D, Taylor Swift, Selena etc? I mean I you have some pretty obsessed people in those fandoms. Next level shit im talking about. Like Bruna wouldnt even know what would hit her…People dont go sleeping on the streets days before a concert (or in her case an appearance or something) for her. She doesn’t have people running after her in a car, mobbing her to the extend these people have. Or break into security camera’s, hotels etc for her!!!

She could have just said that she’s concerned and hopes they dont lose sleep or forget that study and friends are more important than her personal life, but thats she’s so grateful for all the love (bladieblaaaaaa aka some boring ass reply). Why such a long statement and also focussing so much on the negative side??? First she goes off on a fan who - thanks to a bug on Insta - tags her in an old photo like gurlllll imagine if Ney or idunno Taylor Swift would have the time to check every tagged photo and then complain towards the fan about tagging her in an old pic. Happens all day err dayyyyy to so many people. And then she says this about the whole fandom. Moral of the story: DONT BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU DARLING

These girls also play a big part in keeping you relevant. Without fans you are no one. No celeb for that matter. Even athletes needs fans of the club/team to stand behind him. 

And dont get me wrong. This is no hate towards Bruna oversharing her life on social media now that she’s with Ney. It’s her life, her relationship; so if they both agree they can post a vid of them fukcing  for all I care xD. But then dont come complaining about people monitoring your personal life when you dont do anything to keep it personal.