#we'll return to our regular scheduled programming soon

[atimefordragons]

this is the absolute worst cast of love is blind ever, none of these people should've been dating each other, and the edit was also the worst. like, it is kind of two fold, in that they should not be including things that the audience doesn't actually need to see, like including personal stories of past members sexual assaults, we don't need to know that, they can instead say "they told us about their darkest moments" type things. On the other hand, this season, they cut out like every fight each couple had (which might be cause of last season with megan fox chelsea revealing on camera something jimmy wanted to keep private and was the defining moment of their relationship), but anyway, cause of the way everything kept happening off camera, we only got to see people's reactions, which all felt like they came from nowhere since everything was honky dory in the last scene, this now let's every fucking man go "she was acting crazy". Like Hannah, yeah, she was kinda mean, but it made sense to me, even more so when we got some more background now in the reunion.

but even that aside too, the men this season, the worst. like, to a degree, I can understand why they are so protective of each other as a group, even when their buddy is being a little bitch (fuck you tim, you're a grown ass man and lost your shit over being called a little bitch? I call my dumbass uncles little bitches all the time, cause they're acting like a little bitch), anyway, like, I'm a girl, and I definitely support my friends even when they're in the wrong (there are some lines for me, but not really something that would come up in a romantic relationship problems setting), BUT, like, the Nick thing, the Tyler thing, these are not supportable moments or men. and I disliked their BFFs aura even with a dickhead. like, I can understand why, but I'll also be hypocritical and say fuck that, and fuck them, cause those bitches suck.

[daesungindistress]

So chickbang is going to get bigger? How soon after they hatch will you be able to get them?

Yes, the Chickbang family will grow. But I’m discontinuing the Big Bang theme. And before anyone thinks it, no, this is not in response to recent events lol, I’ve had this planned for months. I’m going with a completely different naming convention this time. These lil’ fuzzies don’t even exist yet and already I have every one of their names picked out 🐥

The reason I’m having to wait so long is I’ve ordered some uncommon breeds that are available in limited quantity for only a few months of the year. All I can do is keep telling myself they’re worth the wait! Although, now that you mention it, I’m not sure if 3/31 is their hatch date or my pickup date. Either way, to answer your question, I should be able to pick them up within 2-3 days of hatching. It’s common practice to ship baby poultry through the US Postal Service because the chicks don’t require food or water for the first few days of their lives. Usually this is all fine and good, but there is of course the risk of delays, which, sadly, can and does end in chicks DOA, and that’s not a risk I’m willing to take, especially since I’m getting so few (just one of each breed). Somewhat conveniently, the hatchery is only a 2-hour drive away and happens to be near somewhere I travel for work periodically, so the plan is to pick up my peeping bundle box of joy in person and deliver them safely home myself, secure on the passenger seat of my car. Might even seat belt them in 🐤