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Mom and I React to Game of Thrones 7x06

Before the show

Mom: "I think Daenerys is going to save them with her dragons."

Me: "I don't know. She's gotta do something that's not fucking selfish. I mean, what the fuck? She startd out all 'Oh, I need to help these people.' Now she's all 'Bend the knee' and shit. But she's realizing he's going anyway and she's like 'Wait, really?' Like it's not just a ploy to take her army."

Mom: "She's gotta save him! And I hope the guy with the beard doesn't die because he loves Brienne. They need to get it on."

Me: "But Brienne loves Jamie."

Mom: "Oh, shit!"

She forgot about Brienne and Jamie for a minute

Recap

Arya finds the scroll in Baelish's chamber

Me: "He meant for her to find that, whatever it is. It's a trick."

Mom: "Shit."

Jon: "We're on the same side. We're all breathing."

Me: "'All life is precious.'"

Beyond the Wall

Jon: "There's not a woman within a hundred miles of here."

Tormund: "We've got to make do with what we've got."*eyes Gendry*

Mom: "Hah!"

Me: "Did he just hit on Gendry?"

Jon gives Longclaw to Jorah

Me: "Awwwwww!"

Jorah gives it back

Me: "Awwwww!"

Winterfell

Arya: "I knew I was breaking the rules, but he was smiling so I knew it wasn't wrong. The rules were wrong."

Me: "Yesss!"

Arya reads Sansa the scroll

Me: "Ohhhh! She DID write that!"

Sansa calls out Sansa about Ned's execution

Me: "Oooof."

Mom: "That's Littlefinger pitting the two sisters against each other."

Beyond the Wall

Tormund talks to The Hound

Me: "These guys are all bickering like children. It's hilarious."

Dragonstone

Daenerys: (to Tyrion about Jon) "He's too little for me."

Me: *chokes on a potato chip laughing*

Daenerys: "We will discuss the succession after I wear the crown."

Mom: "She's not gonna wear the crown. She's not gonna make it."

Beyond the Wall

Blizzard

Mom: "They can't see shit! Horse! I see a horse! A bear? Oh, fuck!"

CHOMP

Me and Mom: "AHHH!'

Zombie polar bear

Me: "I can't even tell who's dying here."

Mom: "No, not that guy! We need that guy to bring everyone back!"

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

Me: "That's what happens when the party lets the Cleric be the Heavy."

D&D reference totally lost on my mom

Winterfell

Sansa: "Where'd she get it?"

Baelish: "I don't know."

Mom: "He DOES know! Little..."

Littlefinger mentions Brienne

Me: "What the hell's he involving her for?"

Littlefinger hints at maybe having Arya killed

Me: "Oh, fuck."

Mom: "He's such a fucking asshole."

Beyond the Wall

Jon smashes the white walker

Me: "Smash!"

All the wights fall

Me: "OOOOOH!"

One straggler

Mom: "Why didn't it work on him?"

Me: "Well, they have to take one, so giddy up."

Rumbles

Mom: "Oh God, they're coming."

Tormund takes Gendry's hammer

Me: "REALLY?!"

They did not just send our boy off alone with no weapon

The one straggler guy falls

Me: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Wights surround them

Me: "Same shit What's-his-face did. Learn, like, one lesson Jon."

Ramsay. What's-his-face was Ramsay but I couldn't spit it out in that split second in my distress

Gendry runs his ass off

Me: "This poor bastard with no weapon."

Mom: "Does he even know where the Christ he is?"

Jon and co huddle with the bagged up wight

Me: "The fuck are they doing?"

Mom: "They're on a rock with water all around them. Waiting."

Me: "For the guy whose one weapon they took who isn't accustomed to running his ass off in cold weather."

Gendry collapses

Mom: "He made it!"

Davos yells for the maester

Mom: "She's gotta show up with the dragon. They're gonna freeze to death there."

Me: "She's gonna send a scroll back. 'Bend the knee, bitch.'"

Mom: "Stop!"

Beric: *casually tells Jon to kill the Night King.*

Me: "'Oh, yeah. I'll just go and do that. No problem.' Is he fucking serious?"

Winterfell

Sansa reads a scroll

Sansa: "It's an invitation from King's Landing."

Me: "EWW!"

Sansa: "If they want another Stark prisoner they can come and take me."

Me: "Fucking exactly."

Sansa: "I do not need to be watched over!"

Me: "Oh, for fuck's sake, Sansa. Grow a brain."

Sansa tells Brienne firmly to go to King's Landing

Me: "Oh! 'Cause Littlefinger wanted to get Brienne involved in some shit. So she's sending her away."

Dragonstone

Daenerys walks over to the dragons

Mom: "Yup, she's going."

Tyrion tells her to do nothing

Me: "Twat."

Daenerys flies off with all three dragons

Me: "Ooh, all three of them are going."

Mom: "She's gonna wipe 'em all out."

Beyond the Wall

Mom: "Just hang on! She'll be there quick."

The Hound hucks a rock at a skeleton

Me: "Oof."

Rock skids across the ice

Mom: "Mistake."

The Hound: "Ohhh fuck."

Why is he allowed on the team again?

Skeleton walks across

Me: "Strollin' with his Uggs."

Dudes in an all out slice and dice fight

Me: "You notice it's always the women who swoop in and save the men in this?"

Mom: "Yup."

Fight escalates

Me: "Come on Daenerys, what the fuck?"

Tormund gets overwhelmed

Mom: "No! NO!"

The Hound finally saves him from that terrifyingly long agonizing drag across the ice

Me: "Finally, fuck."

Wights climbing up the cliff and driving them toward the edge

Mom: "Where IS she?!"

Jon gets that look of 'well, I guess this is how I die.'

Dragon fire

Me: "Ohhhh I just got warm and fuzzy."

Jon lets the other guys get up on the dragons and keeps fighting to cover them

Night King grabs an ice spear

Me: "Oh fuck."

Mom: "He's gonna hit a dragon."

Dragon plummets HARD

Me: "Oh! Aww, he's dead."

We were so distressed here, guys

Jon tells Daenerys to leave as he gets tackled under the ice

Mom: "She's gonna go after the Night King."

Daenerys dodges with the dragon and almost dumps her passengers

Me: "You gotta warn people, Dany. Jesus."

Mom: "JON!"

Jon comes up out of the ice

Mom: "He's still alive!"

Jon is blue and exhausted

Me: "Um, barely."

Herd turns as Jon hobbles over

Me: "She's gonna circle back around and go for the Night King."

Fire mace thing (I do not know what it's called)

Me: "BENJEN!"

Mom: "The uncle!"

Jon tells Benjen to come with him and Benjen refuses

Mom: "He can't cross the wall anyway."

Me: "Jon didn't even know he wasn't dead. He met Bran and them, not Jon."

Mom: "Oh!"

The Wall

Dragon screech

Me: "Aww they're morning the one they lost."

Horn blows

Mom: "Oh, it's him! She waited!"

Winterfell

Sansa sneaks into Arya's room, opens a satchel

Mom: "I hope she doesn't have any faces in there."

Me: "Haha!"

OH MY GOD, SHE TOTALLY HAD FACES IN THERE!!!

Arya asks Sansa to play the game of faces

Me: "Gah-hah!"

This is the creepiest shit

Arya says she'd like to wear Sansa's face and just walks out

Me: "She's like 'What the FUCK?!'"

Ship

Jon wakes up and the first thing he says is he's sorry

Me: *heartbroken*

Jon calls Daenerys Dany

Daenerys: "Who was the last person to call me that? My brother."

Me: "Gah-ha!"

Jon calls Daenerys his queen

Mom: "She's gonna have sex with him."

Me: "Ew."

Mom: "Really?"

Me: "He is her brother."

Mom: "Only half."

Me: "..."

How is this less gross than Cersei and Jamie?!

Beyond the Wall

Wights pulling chains

Me: "What?"

They pull the dead dragon out of the ice

Me: *GAAAASP*

Mom: "Ohhhh shit."

Me: "Well that's gonna be fucking terrible."

Mom: "She's not gonna be able to kill it! Someone else is gonna have to kill it. Like Stassi with her thing."

Me: "Who?!"

Mom: "The other queen with her thing." *mimes a crossbow*

Me: "Cersei?"

Mom: "Yes."

Me: "He is still trying to recruit her because then he'll have everybody."

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