#we're talking like over 3mm deep

[getvalentined]

My sister has just discovered that like nobody in her friendgroup knows what a goathead is and I'm flabbergasted.

People can just walk around outside and not get these fuckers all themselves? I understand folks are who in less arid climates or more industrialized areas, but we're talking friends from neighboring states with no concept of the existence of horrible evil spiky seeds of death.

Absolutely fucking wild. Tell me more about this wonderland where you live.