sso needs to fucking DO SOMETHING with their gay ass horse care system i had One day without horse care and now everybody in my stable is acting like they're dying i'm getting beaten in group races by level 3 horses just bcz they're in a good mood. tired of having to pay star coins and then having to wait like a week anyway before the princelings feel good and green enough to get a stupid fucking speedboost and then you forget for ONE SINGULAR DAY and their mood drops by like 800000000 degrees and the next time you log on it's all oh your horses feel like shit and those fully trained mfs are gonna be slower than when you first bought them because wefucking hate you
Woke up this morning with an agenda… A Leon and Dante gunplay agenda… Do we fuck w it in this house or no?
Leon… He’s got an attaché case full of guns, and by golly he’ll teach you which is which! (I’d imagine he’s a bit of a nerd about em.) Leon would blindfold you, press them against your skin, and make you guess which is which. If you’re right, you might just get a reward! Are they loaded? Realistically, no, he wouldn’t wanna risk hurting you… BUT you certainly don’t need to know that! If it makes you clench tighter around him, no harm done, right?
With Dante… OH BOY you’re a bit apprehensive to the idea, but when he flashes those puppy-dog eyes, it’s not like you can say no. Next thing you know, you’ve got Ebony pressed against your temple, Ivory down your throat, and you’re wetter than a damn lakeAUDHJSKMS. Blowjob at gunpoint, anyone? No? Just me?
(Also, Dante is a slut and would put his guns up his own ass. God told me bc I’m his favorite angel <3) ⚔️⚔️
⚔️NON WHEN I TELL YU I ALMOST TRIPPED OVER MY OWN FEET READING THIS.. LIKE IT WAS CARTOONISH.. THIS COOKED SO FUCKING HARD JM CRYINGHJGR
weFUCK WITH IT IN THIS HOUSE!! THIS HOUSE FUCKS WITH GUNPLAY AND BJS AT GUNPOINT!!!!! ESPECIALLY WITH DAWNTE AND LEAWN’‼️‼️
imtweakingimsick THEYRE BOTH SO MEAN W IT!! pressing the cold surface of the barrels on your skin, digging them in ever so slightly AUEUHGGh!!!!1’1!1’
leawn would be the type to have the gun pointed at you while you ride him,.. laik dont slow down! you look so cute with your pupils dilated from both fright and pleasure!! (you poor thing… have no clue he wouldn’t actually shoot you LMFAO) he loves his slut :3
DANTE WULL ALWAYS AND FREVER BE ICKY IN MY HEART!! HE LOVES SEEING YOU GAG ON IVORY!! starts calling yu mean names mixed in with praise laik omghlgzzz… hes THROBBING when he sees your saliva making the end glisten! hes so restless,, he makes yu gag by forcing you to take it deeper like CALM THE FUCK DOWN VRO!! (◞‸◟)
dante DOES fuck himself with his guns, ur so right!!!! he got curious 1 day and literally came so hard from it he got addicted and kept doing it from that day forward LMFAO what a critter…
Notre Dame (an old ass useless building)burns for ten minutes:
The world: *donates billions for rebuild*the world is saddened* its trending* songs are sung*people cry*people want justice*
The Amazon (which fucking provides us with AIR) burns for three weeks:
The world: ‘Fake news’ ‘Who cares’ ‘Doesn’t bother me’ ‘What’s a rainforest?’ ‘Who is this Amazon?’
Human priorities are so fucked up it’s not even a joke anymore. We about to lose a vital ecosystem that produces the air we fucking breath and we only find out three weeks later cause who cares right.
@realdonaldtrump here is the clap back #donthecon . #china laughing all the way to the bank. With the amount of USD China owns. #wefucked #fucktrump #idiotinchief #moron45 #fuckmaga (at New York Stock Exchange) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn7SGGglNZk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1056jo9r6f8ue
I am here to cyberbully you for your opinions on that show um... wftok? wefuck? wtfock! Yeah, that's it! Anyway when you bully my favourite show for being racist and weird when it's being racist and weird, you should look in the mirror and say this:
Have a bad day! (😉)
i truly have the best mutuals because i wasn't expecting anyone to actually join this game.. i am one hundred percent sure that this is exactly the kind of meme anons would have sent to me if only you could send pictures on anon😭😭 you truly hit the nail on the head with this one