#whateber who cares

[pathologising]

I hate clothes shopping so much now !!!!!!!

[spocks-kaathyra]

inspired by @master-of-the-game 's country!Dukat. I'll take any excuse to draw Pythas and Nal in silly outfits (even if they don't seem particularly happy abt dressing up like cowboys)

[t4tstarvingdog]

something in her eyes like flipping off a light switch

[plastic-oasis]

Plastic oasis homestuck au…

[dipplinduo]

I have no idea what you have planned in your devious little mind (compliment), but i have a fluffy image that I like to HC happens after the regular DLC story and lowkey hoping itd fit after whatever the heucking angsty shenanigans youve got planned.

Basically, like right after the climax of ID but before Keiran and Carmine go have a break, ornin SSD's case sometime after Peachy-runt is booted to the moon, Keiran's out sitting out in the Terrarium. Hes feeling guilty and selfshamey, dosnt really know what to do, is just wallowing.

By coincidence, Juliana is out in the Terarium conviniently nearby, probably having a picnic bc part of this idea relys on her pokemon being out, but she hasnt noticed Kerian presence yet. Idk, hes on the other side of a small hill, he foind a lil spot where its intentionally hard to see him, hes just not in Jules' eyeline, whateber reason, she dosnt see him from where shes making sandwiches. But one of her Pokemon dose see him.

Ogerpon.

Now, I may be projecting, but after what shes been through Id suspect Ogerpon is pretty good at reading someone's emotional state based off of body language. And she get to just stare at Keiran for a while, and is able to get a better read on the kid rather than 'lowkey obsessed guy who took the answer of No poorly'.

Keiran is spaced out, trying to process everything that happened, when he feels a gentle weight on his side. Ogerpon has come up, sat down, and is leaning against his shoulder bc she recognises that this kid needs to be grounded to help fight the thoughts. Even if shes still not a fan of him, she recognises that noone should fight those kinds of things alone. So she sits with him as he starts to shed tears.

(Ok im defo projecting, but moving on,)

That scene is the main bit of fluff i like to hc, but its could also continue to Jules' other pokemon take note that Ogerpon has wandered off, sees Keiran too. And they all make their way over one by one as Jules is still making sandwiches (either shes not getting the effect she wanted and starting over, she is meticulusly placing ingredients, or is actually making enough for all of her pokemon to have one)

By the time Jules is done with the sandwich, all of her pokemon are gone (except Koridon/Miridon bc they focused on Sammich), and she finally moves and sees them all huddled around something.

She approches and gets pulled into the cuddle pile on the other side of Keiran, who is now silently crying due to overwhelm, he did not expect this level of care from her pokemon and is able to get a bit of cathartic realease rather than bottling it all up.

Im imagaining it like an animation, and it closes out with Jules taking Keirans hand and squeezing it as she leans more into his shoulder, showing her own quiet support.

God this is some good fluff, projection or no. Immaculately good.

I promise I'm gonna do ya good with end end ending/epilogue.

[friedsnaileggs]

yumeshipping so fun and cool i drop dead onto the ground.

this is momo . 👍 shes married 2 patrick bateman. yes that patrick bateman . their dynamic is something ive worked on in my head for the last couple years i suppose.

shes a ditzy sort of cheery gal who works as a secretary in pierce & pierce. patrick at first found her annoying. as he usually would with anyone who doesnt fit in his controlled bubble

but the difference between momo and the everyone else is that shes genuine in what she does. shes happy. because she Genuinely Is Happy. its a pop of colour in the otherwise gray dull life of a buisness worker.

she essentially kinda lingers in his mind. shes nice to him (and to everyone else). and he just. gets closer to her out of pure curiosity.

ill end up fully lore dumping another day. but anyway. their romance is very there. very sweet. patrick has a difficult time understanding and having emotional connections , we see this throughout the movie. momo doesnt force him to do anything, she exists along side him. she moves with his world, and hes greatful for it.

momo can be described as his "favourite thing". like an object. he cherishes her, wants to protect her, he cares for her in a way that confuses him down to his very being.

they have the most insane slowburn but its ok they get married in the end. ihhhuhh

as for murders? momo just. cleans them up for him. shes autistic (me too) and she views death oddly because of this so shes not really. feeling anything crazy if she walks in on him doing something like that. its like a casual day.

momo, stepping over a body: hi pattie!

kinda vibes.

yeha whateber. theyre in love. shes the only person he tolerates(loves) and is the only one allowed in his general vicinity . swag

forgot to mention that shes older than him actually. hes 27 and shes liek. 29. LMFAO

[felixaha]

erm,, Scaramouche ABC nsfw headcanons? :,3

okay , this is my first time doing this so i am SOOOO sorry if i failed miserably 😭😭

MDNI

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex) 

lets admit it , scaramouche doesnt really know how to take care of his lover but he tries so hard. poor boy just giggles and smiles as he watches your body squirm everytime he cleans sensitive parts of you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's) 

he LOVES himself, i mean who blames him? he’s hot. eveything about him he loves, especially his dick. what he does love about you is your ass and stomach, he loves prepping kisses on your stomach while fingering you, hearing those cute sounds come out of your pretty lips. <3

C = Cum (anything to do with cum) 

he’s sensitive but that doesnt stop him from fucking you, overstimulating both you and him, he likes eating you out/sucking you off until you cum in his mouth and he just kisses you to let you taste yourself. or he just loves cumming inside of you, the thought of the connection makes him all fuzzy and blushy

D = Dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 

he had jerked off to you. he’s too embarrassed to say it, a person like him?? jerking off to someone who’s low? that’s too embarrassing! ;(

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

he’s not THAT experienced, sure he’s fucked some few people but not with effort, besides whisper a few dirty words and theyre cumming around his cock like pathetic whores but ever since you walked in he took his time to learn about you and didnt even know he had a few kinks.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

anything that involves seeing your face, he LOVES seeing how dumb you look with his cock. your pretty eyes tearing up <33

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

he’s not goofy but not THAT serious either, you guys had a few laughs and teasing which made the situation better but that doesnt mean he wont fuck you dumb 😋

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he’s clean ofc, he doesnt like itching and considerimg how hot he is ofc he has to make himself clean, he’s attractive inside AND outside

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

he wont admit it but he loves you so much, he has no idea whats happening to him, he holds your hand, kisses your cheek/forehead while he fucks you roughly, poor boy is so in love with you it drives him mad ;( he’s so annoyed when he doesnt feel your body against his, he wants to feel your warmth

J = Jerk off (masterbation headcanon)

he doesnt always jerk off but when youre out/in another nation/not in the mood he doesnt really have a choice, he’s so annoyed when youre not with him and he has to depend on his hand, he just wants to feel your velvety walls squeeze around his cock like theres no tomorrow.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

dacryphilia, degrading, humiliation, hair pulling, spanking, dumbification, edging, marking, choking, cockwarming, teasing, blindfolding, orgasm control, BDSM, risky sex, leashes, breeding.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

the bedroom, anywhere honestly he doesnt care as long as he can see your face and body <3

M = Motivation (what turns them on/gets them going?)

YOUR MOANS. god, how can he describe it? everytime he hears it he cant help but hump your poor hole like his life depended on it. the sound of creaking under whateber he was fucking you on turned him even on more, sounds of you pleading and whining about how good his cock is inside you makes him so hard and has such strong urges to fuck his cum inside you ;(

N = No (something they wouldn’t do/turn offs)

sharing, he’s too possessive, he WANTS you for himself, the thought of you moaning on someone elses cock makes his blood boil and god it annoys him so much. he doesnt like CNC as well, the feeling of you fighting against him and saying stop makes him so anxious. ;( he always has to check up on his pretty boy.

O = Oral (preferences in giving/receiving, skill, etc.)

he prefers when he’s the one receiving, thought that doesnt mean he doesnt love eating you out, feeling you squirm as he laps onto your hole <33 it makes him so hard when you ride his face, holding your hips and keeping you down to motivate you to riding his face more and more <33

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

he’s fact, like— EXTREMELY fast. though, when he sees tou crying from overstimulation he slows down to make sure you wouldnt pass out on him, he loves you too much to hurt you that bad :( but when you ARENT overstimulated he just keeps pounding into you like a rabbit in heat.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he likes it but doesnt love it, he’s the type to cum inwide you sooo many times but if its necessary then he’ll agree gladly 😋

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

OH YOU KNOW IT. he loves watching you struggle to silence your moans, the way your breath hitches whenever you both hear footsteps. the thought of getting caufht sends excitement through his spine.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

he can last for HOURS, he doesnt care if he’s overstimulated he wants to see you cry and moan all over his poor cock, god, he can even last a whole night if you want. he lasts for about longer than you, he tries to hold it so he can just keep seeing your pretty facee

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

not a lot of extreme/lot of toys but he does have a few things like a dildo, cock ring, etcetc and its allll for you <3

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he LOVES teasing you, he loves watching you squirm and whine about wanting him soooo badly, god he cant get enough of it ! ;(

V = Volume (how loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

he whimpers and moans too, not that loud as yours but its clear, he get so so embarrassed of it so he buries his head on your neck to try and silence himself but he fails so miserably!!

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

scar. lots of scars, its so sensitive, whenever you caress it or kiss it he whimpers soo much its so adorable! he has tattoos too and a tip piercing ngh

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

giggle, i dont have a lot in mind BUTTT considering he is a puppet he has a few scara on his chest and back, one long blue stripe tattoo that can reach his.. cock. my gosh getting that tattoo must be painful huh? its all worth it. 🤭 abt maybe a 7 inch cock when its soft and 8? LOOK ITS HOT OKAY ☹️☹️

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he’s so desperate, he WANTS it badly, but he wont push you because he doesnt want you to feel uncomfortable or force yourself, no. he has a high sex drive anyway and he can handle himself <3

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

oh he is TIRED after hours of fucking, immediately falls on the side of the bed, he’ll take care of you tomorrow and just cuddle you, maybe even too tired to take his cock out and you just cockwarm him while you both sleep peacefully. <3

[five-nights-at-squids]

This was the emo baddie gacha life furry alpha male y/n story me and my friend made. The misspellings are on purpose I swear.

Alr here we go

IN LOVE WITH THE ALPLHA  MAIL WHO IS CHEATING ON ME WITH MY SISTER

*cries and turns to uwu cat kitty boy ans big boy alpha red black gradient male growls menacingly at you and jumps forward at you pinning you to the wall with his demented terrifying claws*

*blushes like y/n anime waifu and runs away crying because it’s the forbidden love alpha mail x peasant girl trope that ends with them both killing each other that we all love to hate*

*aphla mael runs after her yelling y/ns name and saying hes twuly sorry cause he don care whatver happen he wannats to be with waifu uwu gwirl y/n pookie wookie*

*waifu Girl turns around, her face scarlet and blue baddie tears streaming down her cheeks, she utters one sentence “how could you cheat on me with my blonde sister” and then falls to her knees sobbing, her luscious locks pooling around her as she sobs*

*aphala mael slightly blushies at her cryinf faec "bbg pookje bear y/n im srryw it was a darewssrs :((((" apha malf crys a lill wifth y/n an turns emno*

*y/n stands, suddenlllly fury fills your rainbow colored eyes. “I don’t belif yuo” You scream, you r voice echoing across the world. Suddenly, all the over the wold furry baddies realize something. You were the true aplha mail the whole time. All of your furrie baddy army is now at your command and, and you realize your heart’s desire. you want revenge against you r hot blonde supermodel, preppy, spoiled, 12 year old sister that your hot aphla maile 19 yr old bf cheated on you with*

*y/ns aura changed and startkeled aplha mail "y/n pookie it dusnt heav to bea liek this !!!" but it was no use y/n had the powers of the most poerfol ahplha out thrre*

*y/n loojks down wiht discust at fomrer alpah mail. “Plaese” he beegss. “Whateber you dao, pleasr spare your hott 12 year old sisret” with a flicc of you wrist you pin him aginft a wall, useingj yuor newfuond aphla powars, kiss himpassionately him for the wlast time, and throw himmm into the ‘‘em o baddie gacha verse real life William afron but preppy universe of discarded 2016 characters*

*"ily smsmmn bbygrkl awhy u tunr me into a gchavrse charxatcger !!!" were his last wrds bfor bsing trnshagformed into crigne 10000090000*

*then y/n turns to your hot blonde sitser adn smilees menecangli. “P-please no” she begs. “Yuo Alwais had everyting yuo wantde. From thee moment yuo werre booorn. Now it’s my turn to gte hat I want” you reply, and using your badddie furri animmy poowerrss, you turn her into a tree, and set the tree of frie. Y/n relishes thee burning, deathhh screms of her hot blonde 12 yearokd sitster, and rptrunrs to lkoo at her baddie furry gacha life version 0.1 army. They cower in frear, nonne brave enouff to meat her eyes.*

*apphia mail looke so shoskkecj at y/n pkookie "i-i-i-i-t-this is all my afult isnt irt y/n bby?" he lrkooed ashshaghmed at hsi psta acfhytons an hsi appha eers flppded dwon az hee lusksed y/n str8 in tge eyehes*

*yaaaaassss obviouslii, but I can totally forgive u” y/n replies sarcasticliii “ r-r-r-Fr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rr-r-rrrrr- really?! Alhpa mailee replies hopfulle. “No” y/n says, and then eats him alive in one gulp. The end

Prolugie poo

Y/n fells siccck. She suddenlii cvomets in the middle of the night, and standiinnggg their i the nasty putrescence I is alpha baddie mail gacha club pookie. “I challenge you for aphla mail titlrr” he says withhh a smile. “On no” you gasoop in fear.*

TO BE. ONTINUUUEDS IN BOK TWOOOO

TYSM FOR READING :))))M))))))

This story was pain to type, but I love it sm anyway

[shadowclownfreak]

honestly how the fuck did i deal with transphobia in the past. if someone told me "pick a gender" today i would physically attack them

[princesselise]

i talked abt this in a gc a few days ago but like. ok. it v much bothers me when ppl portray silver as an uwu baby cinnamon roll bc like. hes not. he has a good heart, but he is cocky and snarkish and completely down to commit murder on multiple occassions because he is so fucking stubborn.

but that misconception didnt come out of nowhere. and i think ive realized the reason that we do get to see a kinder, happier side of silver in recent years. its simply that he's in a much better, much healthier place.

he has friends. he has connections, people that he knows and cares about who love and support him and vice versa. and that is such a drastic change from silvers earlier appearances, where he has basically no one (and as we see in 06, pretty heavy codependency issues). we dont get to see his softer side because he has no one to share that with.

that is genuine character growth. sure, he's still prideful and headstrong and downright terrifying in a fight, but he also has friends and worldly attachments and probably much better mental health.

*note im mainly referring to 06 and the idw comics here, and also im biased and emotional because im a kinnie. sue me

[oflgtfol]

thoughts upon watching the new mando trailer

at this point i literally dont care how it goes like im all in in being an armorer apologist. i dont care if they do say shes a cult leader i dont care ive spent the past like year and a half defending her against unfair arguments. im all in. hashtag girlboss or whateber

speaking of unfair arguments. bo-katan cult comments yet again. people better not use this as further evidence of din’s tribe being a cult. because once again its only coming from bo katan an obviously biased and prejudiced source. like until we get someone neutral to say its a cult then sorry i dont care. Lol.

also lmfao miss girlie werent you in death watch. you’re one to talk

like on one hand mando infighting is. kind of interesting? maybe? hypothetically? but on the other hand the main draw of this show to me was the fact it was so lowkey, showing the small everyday stories of star wars with a main character who desperately just wanted to fade into the background. to suddenly make it an all out war is so. 🤨 idk tje big gunfights and explosions are so boring. theyre ok for main star wars movies but theyre not what made the mandalorian such a great show. sighs

[neotrances]

sigh idk when my lunch ended whateber who cares

[t4tstarvingdog]

i missed rodeos. whateber. who the fuck ever cares

[akascow]

with iwa it's not like okiawa who ignores his health, he just always feels bad so it's not a surprise to wake up feeling shitty so he'll have like a 102 fever and not notice til he collaspes during a lesson and he has to has his ass dragged to the nurse or something

oikawa thinks that it's one of the reasons he's going to die early

YES HE WILL MOST CERTAINLY DIE EARLY IF HE HAS A 102 FEVER HUH iwa take care of yourself i stfg

oikawa calls him a hypocrite which by calling him a hypocrite oikawa is also being a hypocrite which iwa makes a note to point out so oikawa cant really yell at him for almost dying and instead they like go home early and watch highschool musical or smth while iwa cycles from being freezing to incredibely sweaty and hes sneezing and vomiting every 3 minutes and oikawas just sitting curled up in a ball on the far end of the couch bc he wants to be there for iwa but also this is lowkey nasty and hed very much like to not catch whateber the hell iwa has

[eelmachine]

everyone has so much 2 say about things why not go outside n do something instaid. like why not go dig a hole in the ground whateber who cares seriously WHATWVER

[bchanslvr]

@chokemepansy I'm sorry if you don't wanna keep talking about this, but I just logged back into tumblr just a few minutes and now my blood is boiling so I had to say something. It's 11 o clock in the night, I'm just saying my thoughts. Apoogies if my rant shitpost does not make sense.

First of all. I know you are fully capable of taking care of yourself. Those anons were really kind for checking up on you but calling your girlfriend 'manipulative' and 'abusive' is a tad bit too much. You made it crystal clear that she's not 'abusive' but just sometimes lashes out when angry.

And that's reasonble. I do not know if she slapped you, hit you with something, or whateber but if she knew what was happening and apologized. I don't see a thing you should worry about expect maybe talking to her about what made you upset.

You need to communicate. To those anons that told asteria to break up with her gf, that's also a tab bit too much. Again. If she accepts and understands what she did was wrong and tried to correct it, its not 'abusive' or 'manipulative' that's understanding. She knows what she did was wrong and tries to understand that.

Somethings might have happened in her childhood that may of flash-backed into her when you were arguing with her. And I for a fact know what that feels like.

When I was younger my dad and mom used to hit me but not like that again! Just slaps, and pinching and stuff like that when they get angry or vise versa. So she probably though about her upbringing and acted out what happens with her usually.

You just have to communicate with her on her feelings and boundaries. Talk to her about what's wrong and why your upset. Again AGAIN. If she accepts and understands what she did was wrong, and tries to correct it. She's being a better person. She might not have the rational thought, or sense to think before hitting sometimes when she's angry and that's something you should discuss about.

Now I have no right to assume what goes on in neither of your lives, but I will say that if she continues to do it I would take sometime away from her. But if she stops and tries to make it better, just leave it there as a reminder.

But again, if she continues to do it even after she tries to make things better and your feeling upset/unsafe with her, then she may need to get checked for anger issues and learn some control.

With that said. Leave Asteria the fuck alone. She can take care of herself. And you 'trying to be nice' is not helping. You don't control what goes on in her life. If she wants to break up with her then she will, if she feels like she's manipulative and toxic then it's her choice on what to do next.

She never asked for your opinions, so please shut the fuck up.

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A/n - Asteria I love you so much. Don't listen to stupid people who hide behind anons and talk shit because they're life is probably trash and they're fucking pathetic. You are not 'draining us' or some other bullshit like that. If you want to talk about your personal life then fucking do it. Who are they controlling your blog? Your head? Your mind. I love you again and I wish you the best of luck in everything. My sincere apologies if you don't wanna keep talking about this, and this is crazily written because its 11:35 on school night and my brain is fried. I love you, stay safe, don't listen to stupid people, take some time for yourself if you need to, your not 'draining anybody' and good luck <3

Again Ily @chokemepansy