#when i heard this my jaw dropped

[chdarling]

“I hate it here so I will go to

Secret gardens in my mind…”

TLE is my secret garden, my roman empire, my comfort place. Reread it every time I go dark mentally, it is my coping mechanism now. English is my third language and I learn so many new words every time!

Thank you for this beautiful and rare magic🤍 Wish you a good day🫂

I appreciate this so much, thank you. 🥲

TLE has been my secret garden for so long, it has truly been an incredible experience opening the gate at last and letting others into a place I have long kept hidden. It still astonishes me sometimes when I look up and see other people walking down the paths, smelling the flowers. It’s been a beautiful, overwhelming thing, and I’m very grateful. ❤️

[twomanyfandomshelp]

If you haven’t listened to the Underworld Saga yet, here’s your spoiler warning.

@thekingofworems @jarondont @aaronofithaca05 @nyx-of-darkness-1620 did y’all get a chance to listen yet? I need people to talk about this with!

Apologies in advance for all the capslock you’re about to see.

Y’ALL

I CAN’T

MR. JORGE, MR. JALAPEÑO

WHY MUST YOU BREAK MY HEART LIKE THIS

THE UNDERWORLD

POLITES?!?! THE EMOTION IN ODYSSEUS’ VOICE WHEN HE HEARD POLITES?!?! QUIETLY SAYING HIS NAME AS THEY SAIL AWAY LIKE HE’S APOLOGIZING?!?!?! DJFNSISYDJSUDB

ODYSSEUS’ MOM?!?!?! I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!!!! “Even if you’re the last thing I see I’ll be waiting” “I’m right here mom, can’t you see me?” OH MY FUCKING GOD SIR!!!! JORGE!!!! “I took too long and ventured too far” SIR MY HEART IS BREAKING!!!! “I’ll always love you, I’ll stay in your heart” SIR YOU’RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE!!!! THE SOFT LITTLE “bye mom” AS THEY SAILED AWAY?!?! FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY BY JORGE JUST BELTING HIS HEART OUT?!?! *HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING* ALSO, THE NAMES LISTED ON THE SONG INCLUDE WANDA HERRANS, ARE YOU TELLING ME JORGE’S MOM VOICES ODYSSEUS’ MOM?!

NO LONGER YOU

MASON OLSHAVSKY’S VOICE IS SO GOOD!!THIS WHOLE SONG IS PERFECTION!! “This can’t be, we’ve suffered and sailed through the toughest of hells, now you tell us our efforts for nothing” EXCUSE ME MR. HERRANS WHAT THE HECK! “I see your palace covered in red, faces of men who had long believed you dead, I see your wife with a man who is haunting, and man with a trail of bodies” THE FORESHADOWING?! THE WAY ODYSSEUS REACTED WHEN TIRESIAS SAID HE SAW PENELOPE WITH A MAN WITH A LINE OF BODIES?! HIS OUTRAGED “WHO!!!”SIR?!?!?!?! THAT’S YOU MY GUY!!! YOU’RE THE HAUNTING GUY WITH A TRAIL OF BODIES!!!

MONSTER

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SONG SINCE I HEARD THE FIRST SNIPPET AND IT DID NOT DISAPPOINT!!! OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL I HAVE NO WORDS!!! THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE EPIC SONG!!! I kinda knew that was gonna happen but shh 🤫

I’m not gonna talk about this song because if I do it will end up being an essay. Might make a separate post about it though.

I WILL BE LISTENING TO THIS SAGA ON REPEAT ALL DAY AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!

[thepettymachine]

Cressida and Donnie did an autonomous try for baby without me realizing it (ಥ_ಥ)

Sterling Day:

Genius

Star Quality

+ he's a vampire!

[oatm3al-c00kies]

santino fontana 🤝 voicing power-hungry male manipulators who try to kill their significant others

[gpsunday]

>be me

>watching the olympic closing ceremony

>they're doing the medal ceremony for the women's marathon

>winner is from the netherlands, she's so excited, it's very cute

>everyone turns for the national anthem

>i realize i have to once again sit through the dutch national anthem

[thekidsarentalright]

dont think we talk enough about how insane of a lyric “i think i’ve been going through it and i’ve been putting your name to it” is like. why would he write that. what the fuck

[com-i-cal]

How old is Aequitas?? My OC’s daughter (Gineva) is 7 and her son (Ezekiel/Zeke) is 13, so I’d imagine they’d both have different interactions with her

I’m guessing that Gineva is probably younger than Aequitas, given she’s 7 lol. She’s super sweet don’t get me wrong, but she also gets all of her sass from her mother and her angsty teenage brother lmao

She’d say something super out of pocket/something a normal 7 year old would barely be able to grasp and the following conversation would go like this:

“…You’re seven.”

“And a half. 😒”

“You shouldn’t know this stuff.”

“I shouldn’t know a lotta things, buster.”

She says buster religiously it’s so funny to me

Aequitas is about 12 ish, so in between those ages

[faaun]

ok let's catch up quickly

[not-equippedforthis]

listening to wooden overcoats AND CAPTAIN HASTINGS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

[nazurabbit]

OH MY GOD IBARA????

[devilmaycry3dantesawakening]

Why can’t I save me?

[snallavanta]

i NEED vernon to narrate my life

[quietautumn]

on a related note i wanna make out with the guitar they added to shadow queen's battle themes

[evilkaeya]

"My six eyes tell me you're Geto Suguru, but my soul knows otherwise" GEGE AKUTAMI BFFR RN

[anonyanonymouse]

I finished the update and can I just. Discord screenshot copy paste

[lotus-pear]

"enjoying with family" I actually am going to Paris again this year with my family for my 18th bday! I already can tell it's gonna be more enjoyable💀

Also yes, I do live on Europe (4k is so much help-)

And when I tell you I would love to see your choirs performance😭 Hope that trip will leave good memories, dear

(Do you mind pet names like that ('dear' for example)? I talk like that to ppl I like, fully understand if you say no tho)

aaaa i don’t mind at all i find it very endearing and sweet 🥺🥺 i actually have no online decency so i will refer to someone as bestie for my first few days of knowing them before slowly easing into using darling and dear unless they specially tell me to stop😭

OMG EIGHTEEN.. ALL GROWN UP.. YOURE LIKE MY PARENT MUTUAL LMAO