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whereisthedamndaddymanual · 6 months

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I know I have a few followers. I know my content is sometimes conspiracy based. Bless your hearts because I must get your oxytocin and sera ronin levels pumping

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#she's like you think I don't know and I'm like sometimes it's hard to tell #sometimes I don't know what I think I don't know #sometimes I Do know what I think I don't know #both the girl names are gonna be related to your sexuality are you comfortable sealing their fate with that #an oh the doom daddy's name brings #or should I say the boom #it isn't the people in the studio it's the resonant frequency of the speakers #like that video of that chick on that good agit #like she is like a little nigger trying to hump my leg in middle school #like what jungle juice had her uncle been giving her #I have a better idea for you to use all that excess energy #super sweaty just going insane hard and long pushing the boundaries of how intense a fuck can get that's what I'm about #when people say they're going to make love to their wife....like....y'all aint making sqit #I feel the words Q-bert would invoke though years ago #like you wanna groom your right to bear arms that is fine #come rub the jungle

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