#whether it was Dutch or Lyle that prepared Arthur for feeling bad about himself is up for interpretation

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RDR2 Incorrect Quotes pt. 26

This is to hopefully make up for my sin of not reblogging anything related to Hosea Fucks Friday yesterday.

Kieran: I’ve never actually been in a snowball fight.

Mary-Beth: Really?

Kieran: I don’t even know the rules. Is there like a point system or is it to the death?

Sean: I’m eighty percent exhausted, ten percent sarcasm, and twenty percent don’t care.

Lenny: That’s a hundred and ten.

Sean: And twenty percent of me doesn’t care.

O’Driscoll: Prepare to feel very bad about yourself.

Arthur: Joke’s on you. My dad’s been preparing me for that my whole life.

When Lenny Says Evelyn Miller Is Trash:

Dutch: Could you maybe just, like, stab me right in the gut? Just really twist it in there? ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

Hosea: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Josiah: What the hell?!?

Hosea: Oh, sorry. *whispering* Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Josiah: *whispering* Of course, what do you need?

Mrs. Trelawny:

Arthur: It’s not easy being the disappointment of the family, but here the fuck I am.

Arthur: Gang gang, bitch.

Javier: *raving in Spanish*

Bill: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HE’S SAYIN’! WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYIN, DUDE? I DON’T SPEAK TACO BELL!

John: *laugh wheezing*

Hosea: I was asleep for thirteen hours, what did I miss?

Dutch: This dick!

Hosea: Good, I didn’t miss anything big.

Hosea: You can only address me as Hosea or Mr. Matthews.

Dutch: *walking by* Mornin’, Old Girl!

Everyone:

Hosea:

Hosea: Good morning, Dutch.

Micah: Why does everyone always think the worst of me?

Hosea: It saves time.