#which ended up in accidentally killing like a 5 star general or naval officer or something so whoops :3c | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

swaglexander-the-great · 1 year

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Had a dream last night that I turned into a video game character and killed Elon Musk by dropping a rocket ship on him via shooting its fastenings tactically, and i’m thinking if we get a choice about how he goes out, well

#elon musk #lmao #for even better context we all jumped into a lake while it was falling over #but he was too dumb to swim sideways and got slam dunked into the murky depths #and then my cute boyfriend who does not exist irl tried to find him and i was like don't u dare die for him and punted him over a fence :3 #then we had a fun helicopter ride in a bubble helicopter!! :3 #which ended up in accidentally killing like a 5 star general or naval officer or something so whoops :3c #dreams

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