#while danny tears out his hair bc 'we HAVE a vacuum it's DIFFERENT'
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John “oh my nephew gave me this thermos that souped your ghost problem” Constantine
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Tim “what the fuck do you MEAN your nephew gave you a ghost-eradicating thermos why have i never heard of this gimme the tech” Drake
#john will never admit to danny that he /does/ use his weird terminology and will in danny's presence say 'oh yeah i vacuumed a ghost'#while danny tears out his hair bc 'we HAVE a vacuum it's DIFFERENT'#constantine used to fucking just. summon the ghost KING to deal with like. boxy fucking with the JL/D so danny was just like. DUDE HERE#tim is confused bc when the fuck did constantine get a nephew it would have been in his file#dp#dc#dp x dc#dc x dp#fishy’s bubbles#john constantine#tim drake#constantine just says nephew bc wtf is he /supposed/ to say?? the KING of the GHOSTS gave him a WEAPON AGAINST GHOSTS??#well technically it's not like he shatters their cores...just puts them in a time out room
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