#who like chatting over tea about whatever (especially remus lol)

[ashtonisvibing]

i just had the funny thought of normalcy!intruanalogical's first time having sex together (like all three of them at once) and it starting with them doing a "raise your hand if you..." type thing. were probably either completely or partly naked (remus would probably be the completely naked one)

"raise your hand if this is your first threesome"

[logan and virgil raise their hands]

"wait, remus, when did you-"

"don't ask cuz we were all super wasted and i don't remember shit"

"so this is basically your first time lol"

"well- first time with people i'm actually dating- so-"

"well on that note, raise your hand if this is your first time with someone you've dated"

[only virgil raises their hand]

"wait, did you guys fuck and not tell me-???"

"nah, mine was with a guy i dated in high school. we fucked on my 16th birthday cuz we were both legal. and both really fucking wanted it"

"okay, yeah, that sounds about right. then what about you, teach?"

"... [sighs] it was with roman."

"wh- remus' twin-???"

"yepppp"

"how the-"

"i would rather not discuss... anything pertaining to that relationship"

"okay, yeah, that- that's fair, sorry-"

"it's fine, obviously you didn't know"

"bright side is ya pissed ro off when ya started dated me after the two of you split"

"okay, that- honestly was a little satisfying"

"well, since remus and i asked our own questions, you wanna ask your own?"

"... raise your hand if this is your first time with someone you haven't dated"

[only logan raises his hand]

"y'know, ya never did peg me as a guy to fuck strangers"

"oh- are- are you, um, comfortable with- well- [they gesture to themself and logan]"

"yes, you're not a stranger. while we're not dating, i do consider you a very close friend. while this is entirely new in every way, i am also completely comfortable with the situation. i... i trust both of you to not over step any boundaries."

"aww, geez..."

"who knew the stone cold teacher could be so affectionate? [snickers]"

"[playfully rolls his eyes] don't push it, you rat"