#who sees this twitchy dude with a backpack and suitcase and thinks
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We don’t kill our oppressive upper class with fancy guillotines like the French. Real Americans use duct tape and a Glock 17 pistol.
#normally I don’t make light of heavy situations like this#but I can’t stop laughing at the sequence of events here.#The guy travels all the way from California to Maryland#with a gun in his suitcase#he loads up on backup murder weapons from the local hardware store#then he calls a taxi#who sees this twitchy dude with a backpack and suitcase and thinks#yeah this dude has legitimate business with the Supreme Court Justice#let me be extra helpful and drop the guy off at Kavanaugh’s front door#so the guy steps out of the taxi with his backpack and suitcase full of weapons#sees two guards having a smoke break on the driveway#and immediately trudges down the sidewalk like an embarrassed teenager caught after curfew#and makes a phone call to TURN HIMSELF IN#I just…#what?
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