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sirwow · 1 year

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Finding Terry

#pikmin #pikmin fanart #pikmin olimar #pikmin louie #pikmin moss #pikmin terry #(im just tagging that now cus hes fun to draw lol)#pikmin wraiths call #tdlr: he wanted to give a surprise visit to olimar #only to shocker! crash. (rip taxi driver) Old Moss found and smelled him being like olimar so took him in

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wernerherzogs · 22 days

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train wasn't delayed more than usual AND i got a pretty girl's luggage off the train for her... 10/10 polish railway experience

#lmao there was this dude hovering behind me and her near the entrance as we waited for the train to stop #and as soon as i offered to take her things he was like 'i'll take it!'#didn't even dignify that with a response didn't even look in his direction :)#she wanted me to take the smaller one she was like 'the other one is so heavy :( '#context: she was shorter than me and Very slim #i was like nah i'll take it!#reader. i think she had a body in there <3 #anyway really regret leaving her at the station with just a smile and not asking if he wanted further help #but frankly i wanted to get home and pee ajffhh #also regret not giving her a wink but that surely would have been an overkill......#also i always worry how that comes across when you're total strangers :/#anyway it was a rolling suitcase so hopefully she made it out alright and called a taxi or sth #all of this to say. Why is flirting so easy when i don't mean anything by it dear god.......#soon as i like someone it's like 😐 five minutes of silence. low chuckle. 😐 'i think the weather forecast said it might. rain today. 😐.'#another reason why i'm staying single forever thank you .

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caluupin · 5 months

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neuvi is meeting his peepaw rn

#genshin impact #caluutalks #4.6 spoilers #genshin spoilers #so...... arlecchino's story huh...#god she's so cool and complex and interesting and I LOVE HER STORY QUEST #def one of (if not) the best atm. her bossfight is so cool. I'll ramble more abt her later when i post art of her (i swear im finishing it)#back to scylla n neuvi #so. yeah. we got confirmation that scylla's the prev hydro dragon. ain't that cool. [refer to edit at the bottom]#also i read on the hoyo web prior to 4.6 that he's gonna function as our remurian taxi and i was vv excited for scylla every since #bc it tickles me SO MUCH that the previous hydro dragon that we're gonna meet soon IS GOING TO BE OUR PERSONAL TAXI #also like at the end of the quest we're buddy buddy with him and calling him big guy. I fucking love that. we besties fr #plus scylla did say that he plans to meet neuvillette sometime after the events of the quest so..#so I might be drawing that too for funsies.#anw i'll be doing exploration and later finish the arlecchino art. cya my dear fellows!#edit: apparently I misread and it seems like scylla isn't the prev hydro dragon?? and that he's a powerful vishap (smth of the sort).#either way I'm still probs gonna draw the idea of neuvi and scylla meeting but ig somethings will change.#either way. sorry for the confusion folks.

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chicken-noodle-soup-for-the-soul · 1 month

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rip Cab Calloway you would have loved Freddy Mercury singing Ay-oh

#Memes #30s music #70s music #freddie mercury #queen #Queen band #cab calloway #Why did he always do that call and response #To be fair I literally just started listening to his music and I've only heard two songs but they all did the call and response!!!#What's up with that taxi cab?#music #old music #Trying new music

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faunandfloraas · 2 months

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Minghao save me

#imagine being a hopeless lost tourist and a kpop guy is like Oh jeez. well jump on my buggy then i'll save you #this is so funny to me #i read further tweets and apparently he dropped them off at a bus stop but they still cpuldnt get a taxi so then he called a taxi like lmaoo

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starchildghost · 7 months

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had the funniest lunch break today

#sam kerr #woso #the news breaking that she faces charges for racial harassment or something be the reveal it’s for the fact that #she got wasted and spewed in a taxi and then called the cop a stupid white bastard #and over a year later he’s like you know what I’m taking her to court over this #Sam Kerr repeatedly making stupid white bastards feel like stupid white bastards #she’s a queen lmfao I’m off to buy a jersey #it had to be eating at him for so long for him to do this Now #Sam Kerr stupid white bastard cop incident 🤝 Alex Morgan getting escorted out of epcot for being belligerently drunk

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oonyula · 2 months

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Who up thinking about the niche GTA/Crazy Taxi crossover that's only for me and maybe 3 other people ‼️‼️🔥

#dont talk to me unless I've had my morning Transsexual Big City Crime Comedy Drama universe!#Gus owns a taxi depot in SA and hires a few guys (Gina Axel Joe). maybe sometimes he makes some side income taking 'hot' calls #(he plays getaway-driver-for-hire and makes a little extra cash on the dl and makes a lot cos he drives crazy)#cos in Gus' lore or whatever he starts driving Crazy Taxi (haha) cos ppl tip him more when he drove fucked up amd fast #so like.....#who want me?!#ghoul.txt

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jgracie · 5 months

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i had the most random thought in the car earlier abt travis being a taxi driver and letting his payment be a kiss cause reader forgot her wallet or smth and i thought of YOUU

STELLA THIS IS SUCH AN HONOUR OMG 😭😭😭😭😭 but ur SOOO right he totally would it would be one of his many side jobs to save up money for ur cute gifts

#˖◛⁺⑅♡ luvletters #⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ my lovers #travis is lit like barbie #i feel like he has a lot of super random and obscure jobs #like one time u call pest control or wtv cz theres a bug infestation in ur house and the guy on the phone sounds kinda familiar but u don’t #question it #then they show up and it turns out the guy on ur phone was ur bf 😭😭😭#also travis as a taxi driver def has a pic of u in his wallet and shows it to everyone during traffic or a red light #and they’re like omg keep ur eyes on the road !!!! and he’s like noooo i only have eyes for her 😍😍😊

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melhekhelmurkun · 8 months

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Explaining to someone for what is perhaps the thousandth time why the Giant Eagles not flying the Fellowship to Mordor is NOT a plot hole 🙄 just because you don’t understand the context behind a decision doesn’t mean it’s a plot hole, people. Tolkien thought this through, and even if he hadn’t, there are more than enough contextual reasons as to why it was never an option at all.

#I’m so tired of this #it’s an argument that’s been going on for decades now and some people still can’t grasp it #even if you ignore all of the main reasons (such as Sauron and the Nazgul) there’s still the fact that #the eagles are SAPIENT BEINGS #AND THEY DID NOT WANT TO FLY THE RING #They are not just Gandalf’s pet eagles that he calls over at will #they are not Middle-Earth’s taxi service #they are sapient beings with a civilization and constructive hierarchy that includes a King #they can talk #they are intelligent #and they can make decisions for themselves #lotr #lord of the rings #gwaihir the windlord

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nicelytousled · 4 months

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I cannot naturally say Armand's name properly my accent isn't built for so many elongates A's in one word, he's my Armband

#i tell my mother about arm-and from my shows and shes like bird why are you saying it like that #thats not how you pronounce armaaarnd #iwtv #i took a taxi home from a party with a really rich guy called armand once #and he kept asking me questions and to every answer he would say FABULOUS #both patronising and motivating #he paid for my share of the ride too #and i never saw him again #a ludicrously rich twink or perhaps an angel who knows

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sp00ky-scary · 5 months

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casual jobs thinking they're entitled to like all your time is fucking bizarre, why'd my manager ask me why I've never answered the phone, just for me to check and he's been frequently calling me at like 8am even on days where I'm unavailable, like dude ?????

#oh no how dare my 18 year old casual employee not answer the phone at 8AM #like bro if I don't have class or work I'm asleep till midday #if you want me to work more fucking schedule me to work more shifts stop calling I'm mentally unable to work short notice #he followed it up by asking if I wanna work 5-10pm tomorrow despite knowing I take the bus #like sorry bro unleas you wanna pay for my taxi I ain't doing that

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perpetuallyuneloquent · 5 months

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Ask game go!! :D

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

🎵 Last song you listened to?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

hiii i have the worst headache rn so i'm doing this to not study

three words?? damn that's hard ok: tired, confused, indigo

the rationale: i'm tired, confused, and i like purple. all the homies hate econ

last song listened to:

i love her so much and while i'm not french (trying to learn) i love french and belgian music so if you want recs for this oddly specific music genre i gotchu

best compliment: recently SOMEONE called me their favorite gojo h/c writer and that made me grin stupidly so there ya go

#thanks :DD #perpetuallyuneloquent asks #there's this other guy called stromae and HE IS SO GOOD #one of his songs: papaoutai went uber popular in 2013 though personally i love that song and everything else on racine carree (album name)#i also love this disbanded band called therapie taxi #they make like 2016 music but relevant because they disbanded like last year or in '22 can't remember #anyway from them i really like chula avec ta zouz and hit sale. and aline. and naive.#ok enough music rambling thanks for the ask

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roeswater · 6 months

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#if he’s a serial killer then what’s the worst that can happen to a girl who’s already hurt . I’m already hurt. 😐#I SAID DONT BE A JERK DONT CALL ME A TAXI SITTING IN UR SWEATSHIRT CRYING IN THE BACKSEAT. I just wanna dance with you.#girls wake up and listen to happiness is a butterfly first thing in the morning did you even try to be happy today. no.#music #Lana #Spotify

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forffax · 2 years

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i think about you every day and you don't even have a name

#gayass taxi driver my best friend.#HE LITERALLY NEVER IS NAMED. but he is there and he's got the bottom eyelashes and is also gay.#armadillo case is truly one of the absolute most anime onlys of all time ever.#detco posting #armadillo case has everything. fish market. pet armadillo. gayboy. the blues brothers. a festival. attempted robbery of a bank truck.#ftr i am not calling him a 'bottom' he just has the cute little three eyelashes on the bottom of his eyes i feel i must clarify svdndgs

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steeleyespan · 1 year

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ma coworker whos like a stereotype of southern english geezer randomly decided to start name dropping famous people he knows, which was so pathetic it was like the bloke from keane and some guy from that band that sang dancing in the moonlight. And then he was like also my son in law has been on GB news three times. really nearly screamed anytimw im on with him i feel like im in a comedy sketch....that essex/south east accent literally isnt real to me am like yer doing that for a bit speak normally

#am like hes not real hes an ai generated dodgy geeza he used to literally run a taxi company #he is ALWAYS saying now im not racist mate av got friends who are asian but (continues to be racist)#when i told him my older bro is a jounralism lecturer and he was just like 'is he wokey?'#top 10 guys wjo would get called racist in greggs

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lolly-in-a-strange-land · 1 year

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#josh silver #like look at him #he is the man i think about when i listen to sleep token #i still want to go to new york #run in front of a taxi #call paramedics #and cry when he shows up #and cry when i can't speak

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