#whoever he is

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Keke Palmer's boyfriend and the father of her baby publicly shamed her for her outfit and it's the audacity of someone we only know as "Keke Palmer's boyfriend" to target his hardworking significant other, the mother to his baby like this

The comments on his Instagram are cracking me up

[shuugumi]

17+ + nsfw

needy boyfriend that can't wait till you get home from work so he takes it upon himself to release his aching cock from the confinements of his shorts. rubbing the lightly colored blushed tip with his padded thumb as he bites his top lip, thinking of the lewdest things; things like, what your reaction could be if you walked in on him pleasuring himself. or thoughts of the cute little bike shorts that ride up your ass cheeks whenever you get up from the couch and even the thoughts of how well your pussy wrapped around his cock squeezing him so perfectly that he's memorized the squeeze pattern and copies it with his hand whenever he jerks himself off.

"mmm baby, so- so good to me." his moans are light and airy, stuttering word after word as he slowly pumps his cock from head to base, as his hand reached the base of his cock he quickly thrusts up into his hand. pleasure too good his eyes found a place behind his head.

creaking the door to your shared bedroom so lightly, catching little glimpse of your boyfriend slowly pumping his length into his chubby fingers. acting so needy like a little puppy just wanting a bit of pleasure. slowly removing your panties just as you throw them towards your boyfriend who'd been too deep in his pleasure. getting startled by the pink lace panties that landed on his stomach he came over them. quickly looking over to the door frame.

"baby~" he cooed, head falling behind onto the headboard as he looked at you with pure bliss. his face slightly reddened as he brought your panties to his cock, sliding it down from one of the leg holes onto his twitching dick.

"baby why didn’t you wait for me?! i’ve been waiting all day to come home and jerk you off!!."

“you can still jerk me off— look he’s ready for you again.”

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[simcardiac-arrested]

[fallendoctor]

i want jimbriel to have this energy this season. he's fine until his eyes turn purple, then he starts saying very ominous and dark things 😂

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

singular straight blue lock character. does he get a prize .

[pointless-letters]

Absolutely not in any way weird, at all

[falklore]

Cornelia street was found demolished

[tellusbane]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

People don’t expect me to have Photokinesis when I look like the Benadryl hat man, but here we are.

[goldensunset]

ingo time!

[viscarrion]

i have played fire emblem exactly once but i'm still tossing a vote for the funny blond guy a good chunk of my mutals seem fascinated by cause like. why not yknow?

[d0rky-0utfits]

oh shut I just realized doughy from moral orel technically had an episode in the same vein as “Leechy is Mr. Cool”

oh shit it invades everything-

(the episode name is courtship)

I think we need to stop whatever these "Mr.Cool" shenanigans are

[dazesanddoodles]

i believe in covert polyglot greg hirsch

[ponytailcoby]

Me hyping up the 18th pick in the draft

[portuguesedisaster]

Can we choose what the vase makes disappear? Because if so, then I want one of those to me. Make the midterms disappear, make stuff that I have to do disappear.

The usual.

[a1sart]

if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.

Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone

He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT

He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him

and now this.

Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.

Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.