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I had been transported to a fantasy city and was working as a novice for some religion (no idea why) and I had to help a woman deliver her baby, her husband was a vague fantasy guy who was essentially Jason Momoa, but some other group came through and occupied the lady’s house so she had to give birth in an aquarium/fountain/pond that had been emptied for cleaning (though they left all the annoyed sea life, like, full on whales and sharks and stuff, in there) and then as she was giving birth, they started refilling it so I had to keep hopping to avoid being bitten by sharks while delivering her baby…

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I was running through a warehouse while a god made of mud, rocks and twigs was chasing me, and I ran through a door and was in my grandparents’ house and I jumped off of the balcony and got my hands and feet impaled and woke up crying from pain.

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plastic surgeons hate her buccal fat

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I was getting married to Venti from Genshin Impact and we had a Christian-like ceremony at the Mondstadt Cathedral, and Barbara was marrying us for some reason. Venti had to step out for a few minutes because he wouldn't stop laughing when Barbara mentioned the Anemo Archon blessing our marriage.

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Waluigi fucked my mom. :(

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I went to a library. The person at the front desk was unusually tall and thin like the guy from Little Nightmares 2. I asked them where I can find the books on anatomy. They stopped typing on a type-writer, lowered their glasses to look me over and then said, “God gave you two eyeballs. You can’t see your own, but you sure can see everybody else’s.”

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Hello everybody, you have all been a huge help to me with paying off my last semester tuition and I can't thank you enough, you're all too kind. I managed to gather and pay off mostly everything and reached the original goal, all thanks to you all and I can't thank you enough! I love you all and thank you all so much. The last thing I have to pay off is my thesis course. Don't feel bad if you can't donate, I appreciate all the help so much and your lovely words and kindness already helped so much, but please do share this if you can and thank you all once more, I really love you all and can't thank you enough! Thank you for the help!

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Kai - Kia (my friend's mom couldn't remember the name Kai for the life of it and she always called her Kia instead and now we call her that jokingly), Kaiandra, Kaia, Kaiarina, Kaca, Kacarina, Kajchi, Ka-Ka, K, Babygirl, Piglet, Miss World (my uncle is in love with her, he also calls her Miss Universe and Miss *Place where we live*), Old Gal, Goatling, Angel Dog (when we got Ragnar, he was hyperactive and a handful so every night I'd go give Kai a kiss and thank her for being an angel and helping to raise the giant baby, and now we call her Angel Dog because of it), Princess, Kaca Depresija (because she makes the saddest faces whenever she wants something and knows how to play us), Peach, Vanilla, Ladylike, Lady, Damen, Sleepy, Sleeping Beauty

Ragnar - Rag, Rago, Rale, Rara, Pretty Boy (because he's pretty and also because he started wagging his tail the first time he heard that Taemin's song), Stinky, Jelenko (he jumps over couches, people, he has a beautiful jumping technique, just like a deer), Jadran (Adriatic), Rupert, Ruđer, Rangar, Ranger, Rade, Ryan, Rajko, Ragnard (his Frenchsona), Ragnuardo, Ragnarij, Horsey, Compostnar (he stole our compost), Speed Thief (THIEF HE IS), Trash-eater (HE STOLE THE COMPOST TO EAT IT), Franjo, Long Boi (one time we were walking him and met another pet owner with a dog on her own and she looked at Rag and said, "Wow, he's really long"), Raca Elegancija (you have a 10/10 chance to see him sleeping in hilarious positions), Caramel, Lil Orange

Bonus:

not a dream

People who have pets, drop their names and nicknames you call them in the notes/reblogs/replies/tags/whichever you want.

I think this could be so fun and cute to read.

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not a dream

People who have pets, drop their names and nicknames you call them in the notes/reblogs/replies/tags/whichever you want.

I think this could be so fun and cute to read.

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I was playing Genshin Impact and a completely new quest about Beidou, and in a cutscene, it was revealed that she had a boyfriend. I checked Twitter and saw that, in unrelated news, Hoyoverse had lost all of its money and had to shut down Genshin because everyone stopped playing and were robbing their headquarters.

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since we have a yard, whenever I'm home the dogs have to just glance at the door and I'll be like, "You need a tinkle? Wanna see grammy? Want to chase birbs? Let's go," and I'll go out with them downstairs so they can get a five min walkie, so they're never in distressing, never have to go urgently, etc. but does that stop Ragnar from pressuring us to go out as soon as possible when it gets to the time for his main walks? NOPE

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had a dream that i was in a slasher type horror movie and i was the victim. except i was all the victims at once. i had to run around struggling to keep up with the narrative--rushing off to get murdered one moment & then lying around as a corpse & then slipping out the back window and coming around the front to discover the body--shit was exhausting. after a while i didn't even mind getting gruesomely murdered since it meant I got to lie down for a flat minute :\

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Tumblr has this feature/glitch? where this random guy’s account is automatically blocked by every other account by default.

He isn’t even part of staff, he is just some guy. All he does is post about his frog named Toaster and wooden chairs he has made. I think his URL is @/chairs-for-toaster.

The only people who interact with him are the people who intentionally go through their blocklists to unblock him and they have a little secret, underground Tumblr community that you can only see if you unblock him too.

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had a dream yesterday there was a new starbucks drink & i was doing the training for it & i don’t remember what flavor it was aside from it was some fall drink that got shaken & had cold foam on top but in the training video there was a gay sex scene that was super explicit & it was like. drinking this latte should feel like this & everyone doing the training was just like 😐

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I had a dream last night that I randomly became the new Pope and was about to give my first homily or whatever when I realized that my head was full of insects and I was going to say “Jesus is our crustacean God, blessed be his gill”