one-time-i-dreamt
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 days ago
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I found two human corpses on my parents' property and I was the prime suspect of the murders even though I didn't do it. My Tumblr posts were used against me as evidence that I was secretly an evil genius.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 days ago
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The word loss was banned. I don't remember the consequences for saying/typing/using it, but it was really bad and you weren't allowed to say it. IRL and online. International.
"I am at a :.|:; for words" was a massive meme after the ban got lifted. (It existed for about two days dream time.)
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 days ago
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I was at my old primary school with my entire family. My grandfather wanted to give me this really valuable coin but I told him to keep it because I would lose it. He said same, and we can lose the coin together, and then it was just him and me in his house eating fruit salad that he had put peppermint in, except it looked like feta cheese.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 days ago
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A battle royale where the winner was an immortal Bart Simpson who went through shit™️
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 days ago
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I was at my old primary school with my entire family. My grandfather wanted to give me this really valuable coin but I told him to keep it because I would lose it. He said same, and we can lose the coin together, and then it was just him and me in his house eating fruit salad that he had put peppermint in, except it looked like feta cheese.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 days ago
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I was at my old primary school with my entire family. My grandfather wanted to give me this really valuable coin but I told him to keep it because I would lose it. He said same, and we can lose the coin together, and then it was just him and me in his house eating fruit salad that he had put peppermint in, except it looked like feta cheese.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 days ago
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A fashion show was happening and they chose models from my ex friend's college to model everything. My ex friend's dress was going to be used to end the world somehow so I started begging of their friends to tell me her location so I could fix this before disaster struck.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 days ago
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The word loss was banned. I don't remember the consequences for saying/typing/using it, but it was really bad and you weren't allowed to say it. IRL and online. International.
"I am at a :.|:; for words" was a massive meme after the ban got lifted. (It existed for about two days dream time.)
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 days ago
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For April Fools' Day, Tumblr deleted every post on the site and all that was left were a bunch of text posts talking about people being literally trapped in the site.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 days ago
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Not a dream
A colleague posted or mayhap he himself AI generated an AI image of the Pope Francis meeting Jesus in Heaven where Jesus looks like the final boss and the Pope like god of war
This colleague is very religious so he didn’t do it ironically
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 days ago
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not a dream
I haven't been posting much recently
It's not because I don't love you or don't care
Never think that
I love and care about all of you and you matter to me
But I've been struggling physically, mentally and financially
and to solve the first two problems, the third one I had to try and solve by working even more and even harder
but then exhaustion got to me and I got even worse and even more ill
I had like 23 working days in a row and it still wasn't enough
but I am trying to find some light at the end of the tunnel mentally and emotionally
spend all my free times in the nature with Ragnar or sleeping
bedrotting a little but at least I don't have to think about anything if I sleep
so things have been bad
But I'm not ready to give up
and I hope you aren't ready to give up on yourself either
love you miss you take care kisses
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 days ago
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Not a dream
A colleague posted or mayhap he himself AI generated an AI image of the Pope Francis meeting Jesus in Heaven where Jesus looks like the final boss and the Pope like god of war
This colleague is very religious so he didn’t do it ironically
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 days ago
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Not a dream
A colleague posted or mayhap he himself AI generated an AI image of the Pope Francis meeting Jesus in Heaven where Jesus looks like the final boss and the Pope like god of war
This colleague is very religious so he didn’t do it ironically
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one-time-i-dreamt · 5 days ago
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Not a dream
A colleague posted or mayhap he himself AI generated an AI image of the Pope Francis meeting Jesus in Heaven where Jesus looks like the final boss and the Pope like god of war
This colleague is very religious so he didn’t do it ironically
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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 days ago
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My friend came over to my place so we could go get tattoos together, then offered to have sex with me. I said no only because I was worried I'd forget or chicken out of going to the tattoo parlor after having sex. I don't know if they offered again later, I woke up before we got the tattoos or the sex.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 days ago
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My friend came over to my place so we could go get tattoos together, then offered to have sex with me. I said no only because I was worried I'd forget or chicken out of going to the tattoo parlor after having sex. I don't know if they offered again later, I woke up before we got the tattoos or the sex.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 days ago
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the talent pool Skins had...
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