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[one-time-i-dreamt]

For a split second before I woke up I dreamt Hawaii had disappeared and was replaced by Tennessee.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Keanu Reeves said I'm cool, which made me immortal.

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I was exploring an island called "the 130 Eiffel Towers", and it was empty, apart from around 30 Big Bens.

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Markiplier had died and nobody really seemed to care all that much. It made me very upset, and when I woke up I had to make sure he was still alive.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My mom crushed my ribs with her bare hands, killing me.

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Thousands of naked women were dancing upon my grave, there was a deafening howling, and the more they stumped upon the mucky ground, blood began oozing from their feet covering the soil resembling the barrel of grapes, the women having bronze, silver, and gold vases dipping into soil that now look like red wine.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in an agricultural field, and there was a baby picking tomatoes bigger than he was. I asked the farmer if the baby could pick something smaller like Brussel sprouts since it didn’t seem fair.

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My sister accidentally broke my hoop earring while we were fighting over a seatbelt.

I don’t have hoops.

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A Bananas in Pajamas live action movie was being made with scarily good CGI and halfway through it, it turned into a murder mystery with extreme and explicit gore and the bananas had to solve the crime before they became the next victims.

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My sister got a job as a necromancer, which just meant she would tell jokes at people’s funerals. She had multiple jars of pickled strawberries in her office, and she let me eat one.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Thousands of naked women were dancing upon my grave, there was a deafening howling, and the more they stumped upon the mucky ground, blood began oozing from their feet covering the soil resembling the barrel of grapes, the women having bronze, silver, and gold vases dipping into soil that now look like red wine.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in an agricultural field, and there was a baby picking tomatoes bigger than he was. I asked the farmer if the baby could pick something smaller like Brussel sprouts since it didn’t seem fair.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My mom crushed my ribs with her bare hands, killing me.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I tried to make a human-chicken hybrid. I made 2 successfully but couldn't replicate it. They just looked like blueish gray chicks.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Markiplier had died and nobody really seemed to care all that much. It made me very upset, and when I woke up I had to make sure he was still alive.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was exploring an island called "the 130 Eiffel Towers", and it was empty, apart from around 30 Big Bens.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Keanu Reeves said I'm cool, which made me immortal.