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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 hours
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Tinker Bell was in Mario Kart. She was a Kart.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 3 hours
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I accidentally fell asleep and had a dream about a good robot and a bad robot, and the bad robot was winning, so honestly I think this day is a wipe
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 hours
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I got hired to work for Tumblr and the CEO of Tumblr welcomed me via the Tumblr messaging system. It was actually Todd Howard and I messaged back saying how much I loved playing Skyrim.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 hours
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"I have a pet tortoise named Kloppo"
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"do you have a pet?"
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"yes, a dog, and her name is Emma"
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"that's my name"
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"your name is Emma, too?"
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not a dream, moments that live rent-free in my head
Jürgen Klopp (former pro soccer player and now a pro manager) was talking to a bunch of children
one little girl told him she had a turtle named Kloppo
he laughed and told her he had a dog named Emma
the little girl's name was Emma
he didn't know that
Kloppo and Emma
and they both laughed
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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 hours
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not a dream, moments that live rent-free in my head
Jürgen Klopp (former pro soccer player and now a pro manager) was talking to a bunch of children
one little girl told him she had a turtle named Kloppo
he laughed and told her he had a dog named Emma
the little girl's name was Emma
he didn't know that
Kloppo and Emma
and they both laughed
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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 hours
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not a dream
what the duck is a blorbo
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 hours
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This one is for all of you lil freaks (affectionate), I recognize the name of the show now and don't even call him Jensen Shackles anymore
praise
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 hours
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I love pineapple on pizza for real, it's my favorite type of pizza
unfortunately yes, in summer camp
I don't like soggy cereal, I pour it in bit by bit and eat it right away when it hits the milk so it's crunchy, I love it with cold milk
never even been to Armenia but always wanted to visit
one time I told people I shaved off a nipple by accident, but I meant wart, since the words are same in Croatian. then I proceeded to accidentally almost shave off my nipple like a month later while I was singing and dancing in the shower and shaving my armpits. don't ask. I wasn't even shaving my chest, I was just so stupid and careless. if I was shaving my chest, at least the position of the injury would make sense. it hurt so bad.
Croats don't really do middle names. don't even have one
not a dream, 4 truths and 2 lies
can you guess which of these are the two lies
I like pineapple on pizza
I found a dead body once
I put cold milk first, then cereal
I got lost in Armenia once
I accidentally almost shaved off a nipple
my middle name rhymes with my first name
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 hours
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good job!
I've never been to Armenia, and middle names are not really thing in Croatia
not a dream, 4 truths and 2 lies
can you guess which of these are the two lies
I like pineapple on pizza
I found a dead body once
I put cold milk first, then cereal
I got lost in Armenia once
I accidentally almost shaved off a nipple
my middle name rhymes with my first name
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 hours
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no one got it right yet
not a dream, 4 truths and 2 lies
can you guess which of these are the two lies
I like pineapple on pizza
I found a dead body once
I put cold milk first, then cereal
I got lost in Armenia once
I accidentally almost shaved off a nipple
my middle name rhymes with my first name
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one-time-i-dreamt · 7 hours
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not a dream, 4 truths and 2 lies
can you guess which of these are the two lies
I like pineapple on pizza
I found a dead body once
I put cold milk first, then cereal
I got lost in Armenia once
I accidentally almost shaved off a nipple
my middle name rhymes with my first name
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one-time-i-dreamt · 18 hours
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one-time-i-dreamt · 20 hours
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I was the hit new pop star the only lyric to my break out song I can remember is "touch me like a bird" . . . I think I meant it as in touch me like a bird would touch me? Maybe I meant more like touch me like you would touch a bird but that's not the vibe, I think.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 21 hours
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I was stuck in an elevator surrounded by vague silhouettes of people, and I could see the next floor just barely at the top of the elevator door, which was open for some reason. This took place in a hospital.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 22 hours
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I was the Pokémon champion of Galar and I adopted Ciel Phantomhive. My ace and partner Pokémon was Mimikyu, by the way.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 23 hours
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I was drinking sewage like my life depended on it until suddenly I was in a sterile white room talking about getting top surgery.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 23 hours
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I got shamed out of debate club for committing murder. They found out because they saw me shitpost about it on Tumblr. I was also Will Graham.
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