#whole time i was torn between oh hes so cute and man joe keery is so talented and jesus fucking CHRIST KILL HIM already

[luxeberries]

i expected some thirst posts for joe keery in spree bc yknow who doesnt love deranged men covered in blood but holy shit i didnt think there would be so many kurt x reader fics and i know this is the shipping website but jesus fucking christ

[avenging-fandoms]

Joe’s Birthday / Joe Keery Headcanon

*requested by anonymous *oooo okiedokie then, don’t feel like you have to post 24/7 tho!!💞💞 also idk if these ideas are similar to the ones the other anon sent: -his bday -a continuation of dad joe but now on his baby boy turning 1 -roadtrip/camping -joe x reader first time doing the nasty hehe -lazy day w baby david -idk man something dirty -idk man something cute and fluffy -comforting him after a nightmare/him comforting reader after a nightmare *in which y/n tries to get joe to enjoy his birthday, and she totally succeeded *PLEASE send me requests!!!!! i can do whoever :)

MASTERLIST

- joe doesn’t really like his birthday

- he doesn’t really understand why he should celebrate him getting one year older

- but you wanted to make his birthday special

- you two had been together ever since sophomore year of high school and he never enjoyed his birthday

- he proposed but you two never actually got married

- you didn’t mind

- and you two got rings when you guys first got engaged

- and his band was a little too old now

- so you got him a new one for his birthday!!!

- you crawled out of the covers and then sat on top of him

- you kissed his face softly and he stirred

- “happy birthday baby”

- you whispered in his ear and his eyes opened

- he smiled and pulled you to lay on him

- “good morning” he mumbled

- “happy birthday my love”

- you kissed his jaw and his arms wrapped tightly around you

- “mm, no”

- “yes! happy birthday”

- you kiss him slowly and he smiles, holding your face

- “you’re so cute”

- “come on! i made you breakfast”

- you got up and grabbed his hand and he groaned

- "noooo let's just stay in bed all day"

- "no! we did that last birthday. now it's time to celebrate!"

- you pulled joe up and he stopped, holding your waist

- your hand was placed on his bare chest

- and he just stared at you

- "what?"

- "thank you"

- "you don't even know what i did yet, silly boy"

- he smiled and pecked your lips

- "no, but i can smell it"

- you took his hand and pulled him downstairs

- and he smiled widely

- "thank you so much, baby"

- he kissed your cheek and sat down

- he started to eat and you disappeared for a minute

- "y/n?"

- you walk out with your hands behind your back

- "what do you have?"

- a smirk played on your lips as you sat down

- you took a bite of your bacon and joe eyed you

- "y/n!"

- you put the bacon down and placed the box in front of him

- “open it!”

- his laughed as he picked it up

- “we didn’t have birthday wrapping paper!”

- “so you chose christmas?”

- “shut up and open it, keery”

- he torn the wrapping paper and stopped to look at you

- your chin rested in your hand and you smiled

- “y/n..”

- “come on!”

- he opened the box and he pouted, tears in his eyes

- the ring was a matte black band, on the inside it was gold with ‘1-24-09′ embroidered in it

- he leaned his elbows on his table and his face in his hands as he sobbed quietly

- he had described what his dream wedding ring would look like

- and that was it

- when he was 17 and you were 16, he, and yourself, were too poor for it

- but now, when he’s 26 and you 24, you can finally afford it for him

- “aw joseph”

- you sat on his lap and his arms wrapped around you, sobbing into your shoulder

- your hands gripped his hair and you cried too

- “i promised you when i was 16 that i would get you this ring, baby”

- you held his face and he smiled 

- “and now i could finally give it to you”

- you pushed his hair out of his face and kissed him passionately

- he pulled away and placed his forehead on yours

- “happy birthday” you whispered

- you pulled away and held his hand, taking off his old band

- you kiss the spot where his ring, and your initials tattooed are, on his finger

- yes, you two got each other’s initials tattooed on your left ring fingers

- you slipped on his new ring and kissed it over and over again

- “i love you so much, y/n”

- “i love you so, so much more, joe”

- he attached his lips to yours and slowly gripped your ass

- “joe..”

- “what, it’s my birthday”

- he puts you on his waist and takes you upstairs, the kitchen table still dirty

- he placed you on the bed and ground his hips into yours

- “i-i should be the one pleasuring you, joe”

- “it’s my birthday, and i’ll take charge if i want to”

- he smirked and unbuttoned your shirt

- “oh wow, 9 years together and you never fail to amaze me, princess”

- you and joe did spend his whole birthday in bed

- but not just relaxing

- you guys literally had sex all day

- a couple breaks in between

- but it was joe’s idea

- you were down

- when it was dinner time, you two just laid in bed in your underwear

- “i can’t move my legs” you whined

- “sorry baby. instead of you making me a birthday dinner let’s just order In-N-Out”

- “pretty sure we did all day”

- joe laughed and kissed your cheek

- you snuggled into his chest and he placed his hand on your hip

- you look down and played with his ring

- you then looked up at him

- “did you have a good birthday joe? or did you not enjoy it again?”

- “this was the best birthday i’ve ever had, all thanks to you baby girl”

- for the rest of the night, you two laid in bed eating In-N-Out and ice cream and snacks and anything joe wanted

- and that included you

- you two had stayed up until 3 just watching anything you could

- joe couldn’t believe he was lucky enough to meet you

- but he did, and he would never let you go