#spree

[cuntissimos]

SPREE, 2020. EUGENE KOTLYARENKO.

[psiirockin]

Something from a few weeks ago I think! Prompt was draw your Twitter icon with your Discord icon.. And well..

[twinkyworm]

Spree fans, are you here?

Well……. I was supposed to be studying math. But as you can see I prefer to spent my „free time” on drawing this guy. I think I love this stupid little freak way too much T^T. Anyways, hope you enjoy my chibi Kurtie!

(Ah and im sorry but im not really good with colouring and chibi style. Hate it.)

@emothingie come here sweetheart :3

[distinguisheddingus]

[owainigo]

12 minute drawing

[theghostinyourwalls]

Waiter! Waiter! More bloody Joe please 🙏

[obii-wan]

"Do you guys wanna, I don't know, check out my boner?"

[kassy-djomunson]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 👻 🩸

[slowdiived]

Okay but Kurt with a girlfriend who gets all physical and wiggly when she’s excited, and she’s sitting on his lap cheering him on with honest to God praise as he’s beating a level on his game. Cant tell me man’s wouldn’t be cumming in minutes

YES.

you watch him beat a round of a game that he has retried for an entire hour, obviously getting gamer cranky at how much he is messing up. he was careful not to rage too hard, he wanted to flail his arms around and punch his controller into the bed but he kept his cool, making sure to not make you uncomfortable.

“wait i-i… i think i did it!” he says out of shock.

“woohoo! yes baby!” you start bouncing up and down clapping, even a fist pump in the air.

he giggles at how excited you are for him and he has to stop for a second because he can feel you grind into him. he whimpers quietly to himself and you kinda notice, still keeping your body moving just to tease him a bit. it’s like a reward LMFAO

you can definitely feel his hard on so you turn around to see how flustered he probably looked. his eyes widen and he just tries to give a goofy smile but you shift onto him again, his teeth sinking into his lip and his hands definitely gripping your hips.

“you’re so good at this game,” you smirk. “i don’t think even bobby could’ve passed it that fast.”

he whimpers again and then presses his lips into yours.

[v4mpb0t]

i want to cyber bully them

[froggiesgutz]

joe keery x sanrio complete series!!

[ssweetleaf]

dry humping kurt kunkle in his silly spree car until he cums in his pants though? pathetic little maniac 🙂‍↕️

SMUT 18+ below

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The steering wheel dug into the skin of your back, your knees uncomfy when they shifted either side of his hips, though the pretty sounds that escaped Kurt’s throat had you moving even faster.

“O-oh,” he sighed, lashes fluttering, barely able to keep his eyelids open and he kept his hands to himself, not knowing what to do with them or where to put them, until you enveloped his wrists, placing his palms firmly on the fat of your hips.

“That feel good, baby?” You cooed, sickly sweet, your lips mocking his pout before pressing a smacky kiss to his mouth— a short one, one that had him trailing and following your lips, a sticky, glossy stain sparkling on his lips, courtesy of your cherry gloss.

“Feels— yeah, feels good,” he whined, nuzzling into the crook of your neck and inhaling the sweet scent of your perfume that was pressed to your skin. “You’re so bea— you’re so pretty.”

You hummed appreciatively, carding your fingers through his greasy hair, tugging a little at the strands, his cock throbbing against the confines of his sweatpants, impossibly hard from the mere feeling of your covered pussy.

You pulled his head back with your leverage at the roots of his hair, meanly shaking his head back and forth, his neck craning uncomfortably, causing him to whine and pout.

“Come on, look at the cameras, pretty boy,” you grinned, watching while he looked into a camera lens closest to him, a thick, strawberry blush coating his cheeks and neck. “gotta show your fans how pathetic you get, huh?”

He nodded, a short ‘yes, mama,’ was uttered from his lips and your cunt clenched, arousal slick and dripping under your skirt all because of one pathetic, greasy boy.

“Good boy,” you grinned, pressing another fat kiss to his skin, his cheek this time, before stroking it with your palm, letting him lean into your warm touch— such a sweet moment, as if his cock wasn’t sliding between your covered pussy lips at the exact moment.

A surge of warmth bloomed between your thighs, though you were sure it wasn’t your arousal— his high moans and whines sounded throughout his car, chest heaving and eyes rolling to the back of his skull. He was cumming. Hard. Right in his silly little spree car, saturating the fabric of his sweatpants and leaving them messy and darkened.

“M’sorry, mama,” he sobbed, “didn’t mean— wasn’t supposed to cum so soon.”

Pathetic boy. :(((

[poyo-ii]

dont know if i ever shared these kurt doodles :P

[strangertingsss]

How Joe Keery characters would text back after you send them a naugthy picture ♡

i had so much fun with this

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[happyvoltz]

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SFW

- Perpetually greasy hair even when he uses shampoo (head and shoulders 😶)

- Swears tech deck is a real sport because he got a callous from it.

- Hates Elon Musk with a passion because he doesn’t like teslas and how their doors open.

- When he was younger the teacher asked the boys of the class to bring chairs to the class. Kurt tried to help, but dropped the chairs on his feet. He never tried to help again 😭

- The guy who got out first in dodgeball.

- Has the weirdest taste in music. Would unironically like Cbat.

- Doesn’t believe in cancel culture.

- Fails to realize when some people just won’t like him.

- Super controlling of his thermostat??

- If you ever brought him to a rave he would have the worst dance moves, but makes up for it with enthusiasm.

- Has an ungodly amount of selfies. He’s the type of guy to send them to you constantly to update what he’s doing throughout his day.

- Please somebody dress him. Get him new clothes, he will wear them.

- Would fight hate comments on the regular, but pipe down the moment you correct something he did.

- Would get a love you taking 0.5 pictures of him. Loves when you pose him for pictures, all of it, he gets this super lovesick expression on his face.

- Super smash bros and Valorant enthusiast.

- Dickrider for the classics.

- Loves crystal girls?? Likes crystals in general, anything shiny really.

- Gets so pouty when you like fictional characters.

SFW (serious)

- Insecure but doesn’t realize it. His pride gets in the way of him realizing he *is* insecure.

- When he gets humanized and related to he doesn’t know how to react, realizing people feel how he does but act differently.

- Believes in karma against the people he deems has wronged him. Outside of wanting karmic justice to people he dislikes he doesn’t care about it. Kurt thoroughly believes he can do what he wants.

- Kurt has an on and off relationship with his father. The distance made him mad, wanting the ‘American dream’ relationship with his father. Blames him for some of his failures.

- Doesn’t respond well to getting help. Would blame others for his downfalls and 100% convince himself that it isn’t his fault.

- Ranks people’s worth based on clout/how much others like them. This also means he lets popular people mistreat him (canon) In school he idolized popular kids, assures himself he would thrive as a popular kid.

- Very touched starved. If you scratch his head he would instantly do anything you wanted him to. His heart is yours.

NSFW

- You have to tell him directly what you want because he’s extremely clueless. If you give him an inch he’ll go a mile if you don’t direct him.

- Don’t be afraid to though, he loves being bossed around in bed. At first he is a bit offended but when he gets past his internal misogyny he loves being told what to do when to do it.

- Would not last long, yet has impressive stamina.

- So vocal in bed. You cannot get that man to lower his moans at all. Never suck his dick where he could be heard because he WILL be heard.

- So scared that one day his dick won’t work 😭 If he takes a little bit too long to get hard he panics because he’s so used to popping a boner quickly.

- Speaking of which, if you even brush down his arm in a sensual manner he will be getting hard.

- Chastity cage. Use it.

- Doesn’t have a lot of experience, but is up to most things. He likes being able to explore things with you.

- Awkward dirty talk, but he’s so endearing it’s cute.

- Worst person to have a threesome with. He’s so needy that he would be too focused on you, forgetting about who else is there. Never wants a third guy, would forget about a third girl.

- Kurt really tried with aftercare but every time he cums it’s like he’s seeing god and you have to give him a few minutes to bounce back to take care of you.

- When he stays over to your apartment for the first time he kinda goes crazy, freaky on the first night, not having to be silent as you’re finally all alone.

- Watches porn frequently but after he’s with you he cuts back on it, using you as his personal material. He prefers it more knowing he can actually have you.

- Best way for him to dominate is if he’s jealous over another person. He becomes so determined to show you who can fuck you better, showing a whole new side to him even he didn’t know he had. Fucks you into the mattress as he smacks your thighs, demanding you tell him who’s fucking you the best.