#why am i so bitchy today 😭

[raleigh-edward]

How about you take out the stick that's up your ass, kind sir?

[munamania]

just defended riverdale to my friends in a DINER. of all places. put some respect on her name…

[jotunvali02]

Playing Ace Attorney, Rise from the Ashes, part 1

"It's not Edgeworth who was murdered though."

Careful, be fucking CAREFUL with what you say, Phoenix...

"I am not accepting new cases."

Why?? Do you have better things to do??

Oh, so Mia used to do anything to get what she wants, "anything" too? Hmmm...

"That probably was why she was attracted to me."

Sooooooooooorrryyyyyy??????????????

"You know, attorneys aren't supposed to examine crime scenes."

But, but... I'm gonna slap you so hard, Phoenix!

"Put it in your pocket!" "Sounds like theft to me."

BITCH!!! That's what you've been doing ALL the time with NO second thought and NO regret and what basically made you win your cases and NOW you're having legal qualms??

I'm going to slap you!

*gasp*! Or maybe Edgey has been giving him basic classes of lawyering during these mysterious two months? Is it the better thing to do than your job, Fee-Fee??👀💞

Phoenix being his old whiney bitch again and Ema telling him to shut the fuck off. ^^

"You know, I aced a 97 on my test!" "Too bad they don't have a test for common sense!"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Queen Bitch Fee-Fee's baaack!

Oh, the Queen Bitch likes to be stepped on by another queen, huh?

Ok, did Lana Skye bedded all the sexy ladies of that city?

Don't tell me. The "boyfriend" is Larry, isn't it??

"Very useful. Not."

Bitch, why are you suddenly such a bitchy bitch again, anyway??

Hm, so Phoenix is the "evilest lunches of all".

Oh no.

My baby Edgey.😭

How must he have felt when he was awarded "the best prosecutor"? Two months after learning that ALL of his prosecuting (mentored by the killer of his father and who manipulated him all his life) had been, indeed twisted and ugly?

My baby... Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to gift him that??

"Wright? Still rummaging through my life? You know, I like it."❤️ "That voice..."💘

That voice that caresses and blesses my ears!!💞🥰

"Are you sure you should be showing clues to Mr Edgeworth?" "I don't give a fuck!! He's my boyfriend now! I'll show him anything, Ema! Anything..."

*showing the badge like an annyoing motherfucker again* ;p

"I once dreamed to be a defense attorney too..."

Nooo!!😭 What have I done?? I've made him sad! NOOO!! 😭😭

Can't I kiss him to make him feel better??

Rumors?? Babe, you never cared about the stupid rumors about you before! ...... ....... oh.💔

"Go ahead, Wright! You think I did it, don't you?" "So you've come to laugh at the fallen prosecutor? Then laugh. Laugh!"

No! Nooo!! Never!! What would FEE-FEE of all people do that??? Why do you think he hates you?? 😭😭💔

No baby!! Stop! Stop that self-flogging!! And just let yourself be hugged and loved!

Wait. So defense attorneys can defend themselves but prosecutors can't prosecute themselves?? Why?

Is this a timeline where it's traditional to treat defense attorneys better than prosecutors? Like defense attorney are societally superior to prosecutors?

Nooo... my baby thinks he was betrayed, framed and manipulated by a mentor he admired again! 😭 Takumi, will you stop torturing our baby Edgey just for ONE case????

Ok, an Edgeworth headbutt in Phoenix' face please!

"You must be proud to be the King of Prosecutors!"

But I... I will assassinate you, Phoenix. I will SO fucking assassinate you!

Oh and now you want to nap on Edgey's sofa!!

And Ema starts to get wet with her fantasies of Edgey. I can't blame her, I do the exact same.

"He doesn't seem concerned about his award."

No shit?? And why that, in your opinion??

"I place little faith in my memory." My baby 😭

"Looks like this guy was absent the day they gave out brains and good luck."

B-b-but.. what a douche!! This isn't being a bitch anymore, this is being a complete DOUCHEBAG, Phoenix!

Why are you such a spiteful CUNT today??

Gumshoe was "kicked out of the Criminal Affairs"?? Hmmm....

"What's going on with Edgeworth?" WHAT'S GOING ON WITH EDGEWORTH???

Feenie, have you fucking DEMENTIA joined to your cunt-isis???

No,... Edgey is getting bullied now?? Isn't this trial where he's being framed by a mentor again enough?? Wasn't Von Karma enough????

NO! NO! NO!!

Like, do his colleagues have fucking dementia too?? Did they already forget that Edgey was declared innocent, framed and manipulated all along, all his fucking life?? By the killer of his father?? While he repeated he was guilty and "deserved to be punished"?? Or that he's been living with a fucking PTSD since he was fucking 9??

And he "just wants to snatch the position of Chief Prosecutor", like WHAT?? Or maybe he wants to throw his jail his other mentor who ALSO lied to him and ALSO tried to frame him for murder???

Are lawyers in future Japan all brainless and heartless fuckers??

Ema: "Officer Marshall! Shut the fuck up!!"

Yeah, and don't go badmouthing my baby Edgey, you fucker!

"He was unbeatable. That is until he met you."

Fee-Fee's heart:

"The rumors lead to one person."

Who?? WHO's that umpteenth fucker who dares to hurt my sweet, baby, fluffy Edgey????

"You shouldn't believe your clients, Mr Wright." "Miss Skye: shut the fuck up!"

"I have to discover the truth all by myself!"

YAY! Fee-Fee is finally committing to be a big boy!!🥳

Without needing the help of teenage girl or of dead person!

[la-squadra1234]

Ok I’ve got a cute-ish one “phantom troupe men with a daughter that can carry them bridal style with ease”

Lmaoooooo the moment I read this, I immediately thought of feitan….Thank God he is not real because he would be so pissed off if he seen what I’m about to say about him😭🤭

Full credit to la-squadra1234

Feitan-

He already knows that he is very light and easy to pick up

But he will be extra pissed off if his daughter picks him up

Or even his s/o

He just wants to be left alone

He will definitely be in a bitchy mood if you pick him up after

And he is not one of people who secretly likes it. He hates it and it’s pretty obvious. 

(SHORT ASS BITC-)

Phinks-

The man was too stunned to speak

Literally jaw dropped

He would be so surprised, and he would be like “HOW THE FUCK”

“HOW ARE YOU PICKING ME UP?!?!”

Literally man thought that he was dreaming for a second

He did not think that it was reality

Chrollo-

He would be very neutral about it

He is secretly very impressed, but he will just keep it to himself and act as if he expected this is his daughter, and that he doesn’t really care

But he is secretly very happy that they are improving

He would definitely go and tell his s/o about it

And maybe just maybe feitan because he already knows that feitan will be very chill about it and won’t go around telling people 

Hisoka-

“…..”

“Why are you picking me up?”

“put me down immediately”

He would be impressed and happy that his daughter is strong, but out of everything that his daughter could’ve picked up, it had to have been him

He would be kind of annoyed at that, but other than that he would be very impressed and happy for his daughter

Nobunaga-

“AAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK WHY THE HELL AM I UP IN THE AIR!!!”

He would be freaked out and very caught off guard

He would not appreciate how his daughter just picked him up without any warning

He’s happy that his daughter knows her strength and that she is strong but just a little warning next time that she wants to do that to him 

Uvogin-

“how in the actual fuck are you picking me up”

“so you’re seriously telling me that Nobunaga couldn’t even pick me up but you’re sitting here picking me up easily”

he wouldn’t even be mad at his daughter he would be mad at Nobunaga for not being able to pick him up, but yet his daughter can easily

He was talking to chrollo about it, and he said in a joking voice “maybe my daughter should take Nobunagas place”

Shalnark-

He wouldn’t be surprised. Basically anybody can pick him up. It doesn’t take a lot of effort to pick him up.

He wouldn’t even mind that his daughter is picking him up at the end of the day. It’s easier for him he doesn’t have to walk not like he gets annoyed with having to walk or anything like that it’s just easier for him

“good job you can carry me!”

“I’m pretty light though if you want a real challenge try picking up Bonolenov or Nobunaga they are heavier than me I mean it’s pretty clear that they are no offence to them but I am way shorter so it’s pretty obvious😅”

Franklin-

“How?”

“I am very confused on how you are picking me up”

“all right I think it’s time for you to put me down before I end up crushing you on accident. Your mother would kill me if that happened and I’m not really trying to die, so put me down immediately”

He would be really surprised and he wouldn’t even be thinking about the fact that his daughter is way stronger than she last Was he would be thinking about the fact that if he was worth to accidentally fall on his daughter his s/o would beat him so bad (lmao poor boy)

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed. This was really fun to write (it’s all fun and games until feitan sees this😭😭😭)

I will see everybody in the next post bye now!

[celiastjamesoscar]

Well, yesterday Timmy, one of my goats, continuously attacked me, so now I have a swollen hand. And today, one of my chickens died. It's just been 2 hard days, but tomorrow I will go bungee jumping, that will definitely bring some excitement!

Okay, so I can't honestly pick a favorite because I genuinely love all of your stories, but the 3 that I reread the most are obviously No Hard Feelings, Wildest Dreams and Say Yes to Heaven. These stories are a great mix of Sam being a loving asshole, a grumpy but sweet old man, and R being an absolute dumbass. I really am such a sucker for a bitchy Sam who in the end turns into the biggest softie there is and R who is a cute idiot.

The first one is a masterpiece. Mel is a goddess. I was googling Melissa Barrera suits, and when this came up, I stopped breathing because holy shit!!! I cropped out her husband in the second one because it should be us at her side 😭

Why is Timmy being such a douche?!?! That is uncalled for. And I’m so sorry one of your chickens died. Bungee jumping sounds so cool!!! I hope you have an amazing time and let me know how it goes!! <3

Those are also 3 of my favorite works!! I think ‘Say Yes to Heaven’ is my personal favorite, just because of the angst, but I love the dynamic between Sam and R in ‘No Hard Feelings’ if I do say so myself

I would also crop out her husband; we deserve to be there!!!

[hoonvrs]

Hey saint watchu doin 😊

Honestly had a really bad day today and Ur the only person I can talk to rn. Idk what's up with ppl forcing me to do things I don't like and telling me to stop doing things I love doing. As if whatever I wanna do is always wrong. My school has restricted me to do any crochet in the campus EVEN THOUGH I don't interrupt nor am I distracted during the classes. My mum has told me to solely focus on studies and do crochet in the holidays. BUT now they want me to do extracurriculars. Maybe I'm in the wrong but I have no interest in the acts of singing, dancing, art and other cultural activities. But I have to do them because I do nothing at home. Like I don't take extra classes for playing instruments, or go to other places for tutoring, nor do I learn anything involving self defense, dancing, singing, reciting. I don't even like sports. I just don't like these activities. But I have to do them and I'm being forced because they're 'good for me' and 'good for my future'. Which I get it's completely fine. But is crochet not? Infact I wanted to do a specific activity and my friend wanted to do photography. But since I chose that activity, she has to too because she won't do photography alone. And then she said it's my fault but when I said that I could switch for the sake of her not blaming it on me for the rest of the semester, she said no. I can't deny anything anymore. When they ask me if I want to do something and I say no, they ask why and I just say that I don't want to. But apparently that isn't a valid reason to say no. I would say all of this to my mum but she's friends with my friends mums and would try taking to them about it but I don't want the others knowing. Ill be honest saint you were the first person I could think of because no one else would just listen to me and not go tell someone else or start asking questions. I don't have anyone to talk to anymore. I just wish things were like before when in was like five and I wasn't allowed to meet my friends outside of school. When our parents weren't friends to the point they would steal away the only day my mum had a holiday I could spend time with her on. I wish I had someone to talk to. Now all I can do is look in the mirror, cry, and talk to myself. Saint you don't understand how much talking to u like this is helping me. We don't even know eachother personally but at least I can talk to you freely without any judgement. I just wanna live my life. I've never had a moment in life where I felt free since I was 5. I miss freedom.

-🌜(rant again 😭)

i can’t understand personally but i can definitely feel for you cause i have a friend in the exact same situation and honestly fuck them for not letting you do what you want in your own life, esp ur school cause in what world do they completely nan you from crocheting in school likes it’s really none of their business. honestly the advice i can give ( if you even want any ) is to not do it. nothing teaches a parent a lesson unless their kids rebel cause it honestly so much easier to ask for forgiveness then for permission, and they’ll see in the future all of that was so useless.

with your friend pls try and stand up for yourself, coming from someone who’s literally ignored her own cousins cause they were being bitchy it’ll be better to avoid and ignore her then to have to put up with her attitude. tell her no one told her to ditch photography and that she should learn some independence or she won’t get too far in life, and she might get offended but that’s her problem not yours.

i’m happy that you feel safe enough with me to share this but i’m so upset that you have to go through this, praying it’ll be js an emotional memory when you’re a little bit older with more independence cause parents will learn to give their kids freedom once they’ve hit an age where they can’t control them ( usually uni )

don’t let anyone try to talk you out of what you love or talk you down into staying in a toxic friendship just because you’re ‘parents are close’ or ‘you’ve known each other for so long’ they’re js manipulating you into wasting your energy and effort on stupid friendships and ik it’s easier said then done but you’ll feel so much better without that burden

[cieloclercs]

right i am absolutely RAGING why are girls so bitchy and horrible for absolutely no reason UGH

(lmao this is just me ranting about friendship stuff so feel free to ignore this or wtv i just need to vent 😭)

so basically for the past two years i’ve been really close friends with this girl, she’s been a part of my friendship group for longer than even i have and at one point i genuinely valued her as one of my best friends

but just before and over gcses she started drifting from us and claiming that we pushed her out of the friendship group 😭 when she was literally the one that started hanging out with other people (which we were absolutely fine with but girl you don’t have to scapegoat us for something that you literally did 😭)

anyway long story short, she hasn’t had the easiest time to be fair to her, but even over gcses (and when she was treating us like shit) we all tried to be there for her and give her the best advice we could when she asked for it (not that she ever took it 🫠🫠) like i literally listened to her rant for HOURS and was always there for her to listen or be a shoulder to cry on whenever she needed it

but over summer she just like stopped hanging out with us completely. she told us that she wanted to be ‘friendly’ in sixth form, and we all agreed and were still really nice to her and everything even though she literally ditched us for the dodgiest people on earth (but that’s another story lmaoo) 😭

and for a while i thought everything was ok !!! like she’s been friendly with me for the most part in sixth form, UNTIL we found out that she’s been actively trying to get with my best friend’s ex boyfriend 😭 like literally right in front of her as well, she blew us off in one of our classes to go and FLIRT WITH HIM LIKE GIRL 😭

for the most part i’ve just been letting it go because i genuinely don’t think she’s worth it BUT TODAY IN SIXTH FORM ASSEMBLY she was sat with this girl (who has literally been HORRIBLE to me in the past so i already have a bit of a vendetta for that 😭) and i was a row or two behind them

and during the assembly they both kept turning around and GIVING ME THE DIRTIEST LOOKS ON EARTH AND LAUGHING AT ME !!! LIKE WHAT

WHAT HAVE I DONE

i have done nothing, like literally out of all my friends, i’m probably the one that’s been friendliest to her since we started at sixth form 😭

so yeah i’m raging basically. but i’m also kind of sad ?? even tho she’s clearly just a horrible person she was at one point one of the most important people in my life. i put so much into that friendship, and even though i didnt get a whole lot out of it from her side, i worked SO HARD to try and be there for her whenever i could

i feel like i sound really petty and childish right now but i’m actually so mad i just needed to rant 😭 i just don’t understand what I OF ALL PEOPLE have done for her to act like this to me ?? it just feels so unfair that i try my hardest to be as nice as i can to EVERYONE (even if i don’t particularly like them as a person) and then i just get ridiculed for it ?? make it make sense 😭

[tuiyla]

leighton: she was so into tatum and now those feelings have just flown right out the window, huh? and i was one of the people who actually liked alicia and her together back in s1 but god was it really necessary to just throw her back into the loop in the last couple episodes like that- and if they knew they were going to do that all along, why make tatum so cool and sweet and into leighton? i get what they were trying to portray through her character, i do, i just think it's fucking stupid -dan

I was fuming about this in the shower so let me repeat myself for the 15th time today: I get what they were going for, it just didn't work.

Because you're so right, Tatum's been nothing but agreeable and supportive and clearly very into Leighton for herself and then she's a little bitchy at the fundraiser and that's it? Way to throw such a cool character under the bus. And exactly, if they were going to do this then why. Why have two back-to-back episodes where she reassures Leighton and acts so cool and supportive. Tatum did not deserve to be dumped for saying things that were still nicer than Leighton herself did last season.

And that annoys me too, that it's supposed to be this ch defining moment for Leighton where she rejects her old life and embraces how she's grown. But, dare I ask, wouldn't part of that be showing Tatum just a little more empathy and patience: We had no indication that Tatum reminded her of things she now dislikes about herself, no indication that she's been missing the women's center folks at all, just overall no signs of the development that got started off last season continuing. And I've been fine with that because I thought we were focusing more on Leighton accepting and exploring herself this season. And I'm right because we have been, but then episode 9 just acts like we've missed an episode (or eight). It picks up where we left Leighton re: her social awareness last season except it pretends that she's been quietly working on that all semester.

It feels so lazy, dare I say Glee levels lazy to be pretending Leighton ever mentioned her women's center friends this season or that there was any leadup to her being uncomfortable with the reflection she saw in Tatum. Nada. It honestly feels disrespectful to then come in with this, and had it been actually built up to I would have been like, fine with the concept. It is a little uninspired to use Tatum purely as a foil for Leighton who helps her realize she's changed and she likes it, but fine whatever. But that's not what we've been building with this twincest thing! We've been portraying Tatum as nothing but a supportive partner who's the more self-assured and confident version of Leighton. And instead of having that be aspiring, or god forbid nuanced, she's dismissed as the basic bitch Leighton doesn't want to be anymore.

Feels like there's such a disconnect between season 1 Leighton, season 2 eps 1 to 8 Leighton, and what eps 9 and 10 suddenly decided to focus on. I don't hate where we end with her at all but with the other girls the writers at least dared to be open-ended. Leighton's story feels almost too clean-cut and especially because it was so rushed. Woke Leighton feels so unearned this way and no me gusta. And now that I've ranted enough about that and hijacked your ask, I'll also just say that this makes the Kappa conclusion a little bittersweet too. As a result of ep 9 that didn't feel organic either and such a damn shame because it was such an important milestone for Leighton. I still adored the scene with her and Mrs Murray tho 😭 That was so cute I legit cried. What did you think? I'm so curious. The Murrays are still somewhat dysfunctional but it's heartwarming to see that despite that they are supportive and love Leighton no matter what. That shit is so important and I'm glad our girl gets that. I'll go cry about it some more.

In general I am happy Leighton's happy but it's almost as if, with Bela I'm satisfied with her story despite it being sad and with Leighton I can't fully be happy for her happiness because it feels so clunky. I don't mind Alicia at all and like I say I am happy for Leighton but god, did we really have to speedrun through all this in two episodes? Would it have hurt to have any buildup in previous eps? Why did they do Tatum so dirty literally only in her very last scene?? Feels so disjointed from the rest of the season smh. And they were willing to leave the other girlies on cliffhangers so I really don't get why Leighton's ending needed to be such a speedrun. I'm mourning Tatum but Leighton herself was done dirty. Anyway at least we have the Murrays scenes. Please tell me those are a consolation for you too haha.

[mb0w]

prev rb no bc ppl with individuality complexes get on my nerves

[crying-overit-all]

ok because i really just need to rant 😭😭

i literally cannot with my wench of a math teacher. and she cant with me either so at least thats mutual but she seriously has issues... she has a superiority complex/power complex idk which is the right term to describe it, but she takes advantage of every single aspect of power she has. she has the power to give us detention, so she does so whenever you dont complete homework or get any of the problems wrong. she uses her power over of us students to her advantage to talk to us however she wants. shes condescending and talks to us like we are still five years old. she can be pretty manipulative as well. im not exactly sure if thats the right word to use, but she will be yelling her lungs out one moment, or just give off a bitchy attitude, and the next moment she'll compliment you on something. but no matter what, she is always giving us fake positivity. idk how it came up, but today i heard her say "it doesnt matter where you go to school, you can get a good education from anywhere as long as you pay attention and do what you're told" BYEE WHAT 💀💀 i just dont believe in being obedient so of course i have lots of problems with school already. hearing that "advice" she was giving just made me so angry, and i still am obviously since its been at least five hours and im still thinking about it. but thats exactly what she wants us to do. she wants us to bow down to her and clean her fucking shoes with our tongues without questioning it and teach it as "respect". today in class this guy "talked back" to her and she was like "do you talk to your mommy like that" and the guy responded, "yea". in response, she said "youre so lucky you arent my kid". and that entire conversation was just so uncalled for ??? shes fucking awful to her own elementary school aged children as well. berating your kid for the most stupidest shit like "messy handwriting" has got to be some form of psychological abuse because what the actual fuck. making your kids take math tests every damn day is pretty weird too. like damn. just let them be kids. idk what kids do these days anymore but just let them be. idek why she tells us these stories either. they have absolutely no significance and are just irrelevant. listening to her talk about teaching her kids how to obey to her just reminds me of my piece of shit father. anyways, i think the worse thing ive seen her do was ealier today during the beginning of class when she started touching a girls braids. she was just holding them in her hands and asking odd questions, and my eyes were wide open in shock and under my mask, my jaw was dropped. the girl looked over at me, and clearly looked over uncomfortable. i felt horrible. you just shouldnt be touching anyones hair in general, but i know that many people with afro textured hair feel uncomfortable when others touch their hair. it was just really rude of her to do that. anyways, i want to swtich out of her class so badly but im too scared to talk to my counselor about this. its hilarious how ive only heard bad things about her, but there isnt really anything good to say about her unless your her teachers pet or TA or whatever. one of my friends is a TA for her, and my friend did not have anything good to say about her either 💀 my friend told me that the teacher was trying to gossip about other students with her ??? my friend told me word for word "thats embarrassing". because it is. what fucking grown ass adult goes to gossip about a child with another child PLS...